can't eat children

After more than half a month of high-intensity training, the night before the game, the three giants, Manager Cao, Team Leader Xu, and Coach Yan, gathered in the conference room to discuss the schedule and precautions for the next day's game. The four sat quietly. Listen and listen, the meeting doesn't adjourn until twelve o'clock.

"Captain, what ranking do you think you can get tomorrow." Zhou Yao asked standing behind Zhen Yu's chair.

Zhen Yu packed up the peripherals, looked up at the child standing obediently with his hands behind his back, "Are you nervous?" He pointed to the chair next to him and said, "Sit down and teach you how to relieve stress."

Zhou Yao took out his mobile phone and opened the memo, waiting for Zhen Yu to impart the world champion's experience.

"Listen to music, take a bath, and sleep."

Zhou Yao took back the phone, pouted and said, "Captain..."

Zhen Yu smiled and installed the peripherals, the child is acting like a baby?Suddenly, I wanted to make something bad again.

"What? None of these have any effect on you?" Zhen Yu hid a smile: "Then I will tell you a final trick quietly..."

Hearing that his voice was getting weaker and weaker, Zhou Yao leaned closer. Zhen Yu pulled the gaming chair and pulled him directly in front of him. He tilted his head and listened to his ear: "Make yourself more comfortable, and it's interesting to masturbate..."

Zhou Yao backed away with a blushing face, covering his itchy left ear with one hand, staring at Zhen Yu with dark eyes, like a frightened deer.

"Tsk, what kind of yellow waste is stuffed in children's minds... I mean petting cats and dogs, it's very stress-free." Zhen Yu looked upright, as if it was his twin brothers who had bitten their ears shamelessly.

Zhou Yao scratched his ears with his hand, trying to relieve the itch that didn't go away.

Zhen Yu squinted his eyes slightly. This child was like a kitten washing his face. A pair of evil hands stretched out to the top of his head to make trouble, and his mouth seemed to be preaching: "Like this, stroking along the fur, soft and warm, you are comfortable The cat is also comfortable, and can still hear the sound of purring and coquettish."

It was only then that Zhou Yao realized that it was an advantage for this guy to tease him with an obscene accent.

"Oh, I understand the captain, do you want to pet the dog like this?" Zhou Yao didn't want to be outdone, and stretched out his hand to the opponent's forehead, outputting a burst of madness.Zhen Yu underestimated the enemy again and was counterattacked, so he quickly retreated to protect Liu Hai.

"If you stroke the dog comfortably...can you still see the wagging tail?" The blush on Zhou Yao's cheeks has not faded, and a pair of eyes mischievously looked behind Zhen Yu's buttocks, as if there really was a tail wagging there Zhenghuan.

"Hey! Kid, come here, I won't hit you..." Zhen Yu stretched out his hand towards Zhou Yao, but before he could catch him, he escaped nimbly and ran two steps to hide beside Coach Yan who was teaching Xiao Jin.

"Zhen Yu! You don't bully Zhou Zhou all day long?" Coach Yan looked at Zhou Zhou who was hiding beside him and guessed that this prodigal guy must be bullying children again.

Xiao Jin hurriedly said, "Captain, if you feel itchy, rub against a tree. It's really not good. Coach Yan, let's take out our Pangu Kaishan Ruler."

"It's time to take it, some children need to be cleaned up." Zhen Yu heard that Xiao Jin added fuel to the fire, and hurriedly caused a disaster.

Zhou Yao shivered and hurriedly grabbed Coach Yan who was about to run away to get the ruler: "Coach, I just saw your phone turned on, did Tiantian send you a message?"

One sentence comforted a daughter slave. Coach Yan looked at the phone and found that it was really a video of her daughter sleeping soundly sent by the child's mother. If there is no comparison, there will be no harm. Why stay in this place where people lose their lives?

Coach Yan stared at the little angel on the phone, without leaving a word to the monsters present, and prepared to go home from work in a cool manner. Zhou Yao and Xiaojin exchanged glances with each other, and followed Coach Yan back to the dormitory.

Half an hour later, Zhen Yu blocked Xiao Jin at the door of the dormitory with a ruler.

"Pangu Kaishan Ruler?" Zhen Yu glanced at him and said, "Do you want to know if this ruler can open up the world in the hands of Zhen Yu, a descendant of Pangu?"

Xiao Jin took a step back, holding on to his momentum: "Even if the world is opened up, you can't bully people casually. Do you know who is covering Zhou Zhou?"

Zhen Yu was still thinking that he wasn't covering that guy himself, so he asked, "Who is it?"

"I, Fat Tiger, Yan Jiao, Father Xu..."

"Hey, all of you are gardeners who love flowers, and I'm just a bully who bullies the weak?"

"Think about how you've been bullying others for a while... It's not uncommon to say you..." Seeing that he was successfully shifted to bullying Zhou Yao by himself, Xiao Jin hurriedly pulled him away and entered the room: "Go to someone with a conscience." Apologize, I think you will be beaten by the gang for making the child bully and cry."

cry?Zhen Yu first thought of Zhou Yao's rambunctious black eyes, and there were more and more bad ideas. When did he really take advantage of him?Zhen Yu knows what it means to be wronged, serving tea and water every day together, making jokes and making fun of boredom are not doing him any good, and it is a heinous crime to commit evil with one heart, and when has he not shot himself in the foot with a stone?

Turning the ruler around in his hand, he decided to scare that little Jingdou who was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger first.

Xiao Jingdou is not smart at all, the door of the dormitory is wide open unpreparedly, lying on the bed and playing with the mobile phone, I don’t know what to do, I don’t know what to do in the forum, I am watching and giggling, there is no danger at all from behind aware.

Zhen Yu looked at this slender boy wearing a light gray pajamas, with thin white arms and legs exposed, a towel on his head, and the ends of his hair looked a little wet.

Zhen Yu took a ruler and hit the swollen hillock lightly and lightly. Sure enough, the child immediately turned over and sat up with his hands on his buttocks. Seeing Boss Zhen holding the murder weapon with a dark face, he felt a chill , got out of bed and stood at attention: "Captain...what are you doing?"

"Tell me the truth, who in our team treats you the best?" Zhen Yu held the ruler with two fingers and stroked it down, then flicked the end of the ruler alternately with his index finger and middle finger, as if holding a peerless sword out of its sheath, If there is no blood, the sheath will not be withdrawn.

"Of course the captain is the best to me. He takes good care of me, and he is afraid that I will be blamed. The usual training has taught me a lot of experience. Didn't he teach me how to relieve stress tonight?" Zhou Yao felt that he would not say anything. He was satisfied with the answer, and the next second the ruler fell on his head.

"However, it seems that everyone except the two of us thinks that I am bullying you unilaterally." Zhen Yu's tone was flat, without any emotion.

There is already a villain in Zhou Yao's heart nodding frantically, isn't it just a one-sided bullying, he snatched the yogurt and replaced it with boiled water, took express to get takeaway during the day, and had to squeeze his shoulders and beat his back to change it when he opened a small stove at night, and he had to bear a head The risk of hair being bald... I was heartbroken for a while.

Zhen Yu knew from the look of this person who wanted to say something but held it back, and knew that this kid might have some criticisms about his usual words and deeds, but he dared not speak out.

"Little white-eyed wolf, Fat Tiger and Xiao Jin are much more worry-free than you. You know what you should do with just a look, how about you?" Zhen Yu started his performance, and the more he talked, the more he talked: "Take yogurt as water every day. Drink, not afraid of diarrhea? Eat picky eaters, sit for a day, not afraid of hemorrhoids? Just like a squeamish lazy cat!"

"I'm happy to be at my own pace, and I can live as I like!" Zhou Yao stepped on his tail at Zhen Yu's words, his face was burning hot from the words, and his mouth contradicted uncontrollably.

"Then don't come to me when you encounter difficulties, and let me relieve you when you are under pressure." Zhen Yu was not happy, and he was treated like a donkey with good intentions, and he would talk back if he didn't take advantage of it.

"What's wrong with the teaching I worked so hard for? I gave it to you before my grandparents squeezed my shoulders and kicked my legs, and I was threatened by you, racking my brains to say good things, and I was bullied. Can't I refute it? Take it at night The weapon broke into other people's room, and in the next second, it will be shot twice in my head!" Zhou Yao vented all his anger, and after losing his temper, he turned his back to Zhen Yu and folded his arms in a cold war.

Zhen Yu was a little displeased by the back-talking, habitually condescending and unilaterally suppressed, but the suppression failed and caused violence/chaos instead, Zhen Yu lightly squeezed the unloaded ruler in his hand, and began to reflect deeply on what he had done.

Looking at Zhou Yao's back to his shoulders that were heaving due to deep breathing, he suddenly remembered the damp heat on his shoulders that night, and his heart moved, this little guy was made to cry by himself again?

Zhen Yu just scolded the little white-eyed wolf, annoyed that he was not thankful for his efforts, but now he was so scared by his sudden idea that he broke out in a cold sweat. Even if he had a reason in his heart, he couldn't control his guilt.

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault, I just wanted to tease you with it, I was too much." Zhen Yu can bend, stretch, be hard or be soft, and it's never wrong to admit your mistakes first. "If you're still angry, come and jostle me, and I'll stand at attention when I'm beaten."

Zhou Yao was taken aback when he heard that, what kind of strange reversal is this?

"Zhou Zhou? A child? A milk cat? Yaoyao?" Zhen Yu shouted to take a step closer, and when he shouted to Yaoyao, Zhou Yao felt that the voice was so close that his ears were itchy, so he quickly turned his head and pushed him away.

"Don't be angry anymore, let's go." Zhou Yao's tone softened.

"You were so angry just now, how can you say you can't get angry? The gun is loaded, give me a chance to make a box." After finishing speaking, Zhen Yu wanted to pull his little hand and put the ruler into his palm.

Zhou Yao quickly put his hands behind his back: "I'm out of breath, really."

"Huh? Gas, okay, the captain won't mess with you little gas tank in the future."

Zhou Yao couldn't say no to this man, and turned his back to the old rascal again.

"Hey! Why is it a top-shaped gas tank? I'm not afraid that the bottom will catch fire." Zhen Yu teased, but stuffed the ruler into Zhou Yao's palm, walked up to him and said, "How dare you say something bad about me? To accept my ruler is to admit that I have treated you the best, and no one has hit me with a ruler before, so put it away quickly, this is Shang Fang's sword."

Zhou Yao had no way to deal with the shameless Zhen Yu routine, and his anger disappeared completely: "I'm really angry..."

"It's good not to be angry. Next time you are angry, don't hold it in your heart. If you hold your breath too much, you will easily become a bastard." Zhen Yu's tricks to coax children are self-taught: "Hurry up and go to bed. Tomorrow's game will have a good rest tonight."

Zhou Yao bared his small canine teeth and nodded with his eyes bent.

Zhen Yu patted the child's obedient head and said, "Lie down, Captain Zhen will personally provide you with decompression services tonight to make amends."

Before Zhou Yao could react, he was stuffed under the quilt. When the lights were turned off, the whole room was so dark that he couldn't see his fingers. Zhen Yu took out his mobile phone and sat beside Zhou Yao leaning against the bright light of the screen and said, "Lie down."

Zhou Yao turned over obediently, the screen of the phone went dark, and the room was dark again. Zhen Yu groped Zhou Yao's back, pushed Xia Liang aside, and kneaded from the neck with both hands.

Zhen Yu said softly: "When the pressure is high, the whole back is in a tense state. I will give you a massage to relieve it. You don't have to work hard. You can enjoy and study hard, and then compare it with your playful massage..."

"I don't have much experience..." Zhou Yao buried his face in the soft pillow and said in a muffled voice.

"Okay, you have no experience. I'm a blind masseur who has been in business for 23 years, so it's alright?"

Zhou Yao smiled and said, "Blind masseurs and blind customers, how do you pay the bill?"

"If you can't pay the bill, you will pay!" Zhen Yu pressed Zhou Yao's waist on both sides, and Zhou Yao was immediately hit by a tingling sensation, and a soft hum was inadvertently leaked from his mouth.

"Don't...don't press it, itchy..." Zhou Yao wanted to get rid of the big hand on his waist, and twisted his waist vigorously. Fortunately, the light was turned off, and no one could see his blushing.

"Okay, don't move around, don't press your waist." Zhen Yu knew that the child was sensitive and ticklish, but who knew that he was so sensitive, so he yelled out when he pressed it.

In this dark and quiet space, the senses are magnified, and the slender waist is covered by the thin cloth fabric, and this groan/groan came from his ears, which tickled his heart, this slightly childish young voice , how can you be so soft hearted!

"You're so thin, you don't have two ounces of meat, and you can't sell it for a good price." Zhen Yu was crushed by his protruding shoulder blades and said: "Don't lie on your arms, put your hands by your sides, and I will squeeze your arms later." ..."

Zhou Yao spread his arms obediently, laying his head sideways on the pillow and said, "Captain, your skills are really good."

Zhen Yu sneered and said, "Bed skills?"

"I'm not yet an adult..." Zhou Yao complained in a muffled voice.

Can you stop being so dissolute, hey, old bastard!

The old beast seemed to finally feel embarrassed, and cleared his throat.

"Five good young people like me who serve the people, ask Yan Jiao, Fat Hu, and Xiao Jin, which one is not refreshed by my god's hand? If you don't read my goodness, you will know Finding fault..."

The fault-finding king was full of complaints at the moment, Zhou Yao listened honestly, and dared not refute.

After pressing both arms, Zhen Yu asked him to turn over and asked, "Is it comfortable?"

"Well, the blind man massages, the more you press, the more alive you are."

"Don't be poor, I'll massage your temples now, empty your mind, and stop talking." After Zhen Yu finished speaking, he touched Zhou Yao's face and rubbed it to a soft place.

This time, the numb fingertips hit the nerves and rushed to the brain, and Zhen Yu felt his arms tremble. The team doctor knew that such an abnormal limb reflex would be checked from the hair to the soles of the feet.Trying to stabilize my mind, I moved my hand to touch the end of the eyebrow carefully, and finally managed to find the temple, if I can't find him again, I will smash my own signboard.

Gently kneading and pressing the fingertips in circles, the mechanical repetitive movements are the most relaxing and sleep-promoting. It didn't take long for him to hear Zhou Yao's long and soothing breathing.

Relying on memory, he fumbled for the mobile phone on the bedside table, turned on the screen, covered the quilt for the person, and tiptoed out of the room, before closing the door with a smile on his lips, whispering: "Good night and sweet dreams."

The author has something to say:

The small gas tank will explode when angry, and it will also explode when shy.

Zhen Yu: I am willing to be a firefighter for the rest of my life!