can't eat children

After Zhen Yu sent Zhou Yao away, he slowly opened the live broadcast room. He brought a plate of melon seeds and pistachios, soaked a pot of golden chrysanthemum, and watched the barrage for a while silently like watching the Spring Festival Gala.

(Our champion big cub is online!!!!)

(This title is too much! God TM explores the essence of human lemons! Personal attacks have been reported!)

(Ahhhh, I have the video of the finger kiss! I don't allow this global candy-sprinkling moment and there are still people who haven't seen it!)

(I really suspect that it is deliberate selling corrupt marketing, the top team also needs this kind of means? The previous picture of the parking lot is also deliberate...)

(Isn’t it okay to play games well? It’s annoying to just watch a game these days...)

(Keyboard warriors shut up, what kind of presence is there here...)

(I want to watch the game and go to the recording, I'm looking for scolding.)

Zhen Yu didn't seem to be sitting upright during training. He leaned on the chair idly, staring at the screen with his sharp eyes. He habitually ordered some wheat first, served tea to moisten his throat, and then said, "What's the matter? Want some music to calm down?"

(Don't don't! I already have a psychological shadow...)

(Sit down, Mr. Zhen’s class starts.)

(Big brother please play freely, it would be better if it is more exciting!! Flies rub their hands!)

"Then I'll say something that I haven't had time to say before..." Zhen Yu's tone suddenly became serious, "From now on... I won't call Zhou Zhou a kid anymore..."

(?????)

(Don’t scare me, what do you call a child? Husband!)

"Actually, attentive viewers should have noticed that during the live broadcast, I no longer mentioned what happened to my child. It's not that something special happened..."

"We Yao'er... have grown up."

Having said that, Zhen Yu didn't hold back, and chuckled lightly.

(This big fart has bad eyes!!!)

"I can't help it... The little boyfriend at home has a lot of self-esteem. When he grows up, he will never let me call him that during the live broadcast. He will get angry when he is called, and he will not let me kiss him when he is angry... Hey..."

(I fucking...)

(Sisters, I really shed tears, today is a day of great harmony of life in the universe!)

Zhen Yu sighed and glanced at the barrage, and began to talk about business: "The purpose of the live broadcast today is also because the photo was exposed before the game. In fact... I don't bother to explain things like this that people with a discerning eye can understand at a glance, but the Internet People who are blind and blind are quite annoying, so I might as well talk to everyone..."

"As a professional player, I still hope that the first thing I can bring to everyone is achievements and glory. I am worthy of my profession, and I am also worthy of my position... By the way, the target of this sentence is not only 'me', It is also every e-sports player who has dreams and enthusiasm, abides by the rules and fears beliefs—the respect we deserve.”

"I've been playing professionally all these years, and I know some of the evaluations of me on the Internet... I'm too crazy, unreasonable, my temper is bigger than my ability, and I dare to hit female fans..."

"Most people are speculating, and there are facts...but it's not a fact that you dare to hit a female fan. I don't even hit a male fan..."

(The reason why 2333 Muscle Yu doesn't hit male fans is that male fans don't dare to provoke...)

(Anyway, Yushen has always been very gentle in the live broadcast room, whatever his temper is against someone...)

(Yes, everyone should know the difference in treatment between Fat Tiger and Zhou Zai.)

"Huh? Am I treating Fat Tiger badly?"

(I invite Fat Tiger's blood and tears to complain...)

(Do you have the nerve to use interrogative sentences?)

(One is like summer and the other is like winter...)

Zhen Yu and Danmaku joked and returned to the theme: "I don't care about my comments on the Internet, but everyone has a restricted area that they don't want people to talk about wantonly. My restricted area is Zhou Yao. This one is on the tip of my heart." little friend."

"Yaoyao is very good. Whether it is his personal ability or achievements, he can fully prove this point. What I want to talk about is those aspects that everyone can't see... When he first joined the team, he was maliciously attacked. The black material brought about by competition."

"A young boy with a milk chirp is old-fashioned and serious among our three young people in their twenties. It is easy for people to ignore his age, but at that time, he was not yet 17 years old. I was worried that cyber violence would affect This fledgling novice, but later he proved to me that the blue is the sky and the sea, and it is the purer color after the thunderstorm, wind and waves have been washed."

"Evil words are sharp knives. You can't feel at ease just because you haven't seen blood. You don't care about morality, let alone what is clear. If you don't do it, why be afraid of rumors and such bullshit. If I have time, I don't mind educating this group of mentally retarded people. stupid bird."

(The low-level form of sand sculpture - silly bird?)

(Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth rumors!!)

(This is not only aimed at the keyboard man who poured dirty water on the remote cub, but every mentally handicapped person whose speech is immoral, please be aware.)

"After more than a year, in fact, the rumors have almost disappeared. Now that there are signs of the old story being brought up again this time, I simply make complaints about these immature brats who have learned to surf the Internet. Everyone Different people have different opinions, fans who want to complain or need guidance in this regard can click on the bullet screen, and expert Zhen will guide you online."

Zhen Yu chatted with the barrage on this topic for a while, and then started cracking melon seeds, mouth not stopping, hands busy peeling nuts on the desktop with the keyboard removed, and the barrage conversation returned to the chattering atmosphere.

(Is our Yaozai training in the training room?? Can we let him show his face??)

"I went to practice driving, and in a blink of an eye, I will be at the age of taking a driver's license..."

(This old father's tone is really enough... No wonder Zai Zai is angry with you because of the address.)

(How about letting us have a lemon? No headline party!!)

Zhen Yu stopped the movement of his hand, squeezed the pistachio and replied: "You are not sore after co-authoring the show for a long time?"

(Hi? Do you have any misunderstanding about Xiu Enai?)

"Then what aspects do you want to talk about, I can reveal a little bit..."

(Which aspect? Of course, all aspects, up and down, inside and out...)

(Dating history! Who is chasing who! The first time holding hands and kissing! The first beep beep!)

"You...you want me to block the live broadcast room, right..." Zhen Yu chuckled, looked at the overly active barrage and continued: "I should be chasing Yaoyao, but it's not the kind of chasing on the surface. People, tease secretly, go home and come out, and then confess to the first kiss together."

(??????)

(God is still a god, why the hell is there such an extreme operation as coming out first??!!)

"And... when Yaoyao was 18 years old, the two families had already met and visited each other..."

(Crying in an instant, my mother and fetus have been single for more than 20 years, and the pickled fish can cry out a Huangpu River!)

(Who the hell asks for lemons, come here and get beaten!)

(Weakly asked, was it you who was rumored on the Internet to contract Qiaoshou Building to send birthday wishes to Azure for two consecutive years...)

(Also, is it true that the customized sports car given by Zhou Zhou as an adult gift from Yushen is also true?)

"Tsk... who is such an upstart." Zhen Yu squinted his eyes, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't respond."

(Three negative tables must be understood.)

(Yo Yo Yo Yo, this guy still has two faces~)

Zhen Yu drank his saliva with his head down, cleared his throat and changed the subject: "Fans edited a collection of interesting clips of Yaoyao and I's live broadcast before, and I haven't had time to watch it, or I'll share it with you here."

As soon as the video started playing, Zhen Yu listened to the familiar dialogue and was in the familiar lounge, finally realized that true love fans are all fake, and this group of CP fans and mother fans wearing fake skins will not know each other. Because he was isolated and helpless, he felt half pity.

"I have a high rate of eating chicken in AWM, trust me to take you to eat chicken... the next time I don't get a headshot, I will run naked..."

"This AWM is not very good..."

Zhen Yu's expression in front of the computer screen was not very happy. This mother could already become a black fan. He took off his earphones and sipped scented tea, trying to restrain the urge to find trouble.

The screen of the mobile phone lit up faintly, Zhen Yu put down his cup and saw that it was a WeChat message from Zhou Yao.

——Captain, today I practiced driving over, I just took a taxi back, so I don't need to pick it up.

Zhen Yu paused the collection of black history, molesting quotations and cheating children, and said: "Huh, this kind of old stuff is really boring, and with Yaoyao's character, he will definitely not say a word of sweet words in the live broadcast, but in private It's different..."

Zhen Yu saw the screen full of provocative methods, so he could only make do with this unchallenging script. He tapped the headset hanging around his neck, "Shhh—call Yao'er."

These young people know nothing about Little Tangdou Zhou Yaoyao, and this time they really want to make the boring netizens sour.Zhen Yu dialed the phone, turned on the speakerphone and held it in front of him.

"Yaoyao, are you in the car?"

"Not yet, I'm buying milk tea for Brother Hu and Jin...do you want something to drink?"

"I don't want to drink it, just take out the cup of milk for Fat Tiger, just tea."

Zhou Yao smiled softly, and told the clerk to replace the milk tea with green tea, "Brother Hu should say that I don't favor him again."

"Then you should favor him? Are you forgetting what should be favored more?" Zhen Yu hinted clearly, the corners of his mouth parted, and the brows were full of pride.

"Uh... I prefer the full AK." Zhou Yao's slow tone made Zhen Yu's smile half stiff, "Brother Hu likes big pineapples, and he will give them to him if he finds them."

Zhen Yu clicked his tongue, frowned and circled his temples with two fingers: "Did you forget about me?"

"I haven't forgotten that when you meet AWM, you will be rewarded to the captain, but the premise is that the captain doesn't set any strange flags."

Thousands of people held their breath and pounded the ground in carnival, and thousands of people beat 6 with their fingers flying.

Zhen Yu sighed, "Hey, let's not talk about games, okay?"

"Okay, what do you want to talk about, Captain?"

"Change the title first."

"Okay, Brother Yu."

"Hey, why do I feel like you're messing with me on purpose?" Zhen Yu squinted his eyes, ignoring the full screen hahaha, there was a crisper next to the screen, most of which were pistachio nuts, and there were sporadic full grains Who would have thought that he didn't even eat a single pistachio kernel after working all afternoon.

"Let's meet and chat with the captain, okay? The milk tea is ready and it will arrive in 5 minutes. Go out and carry it for me."

Zhen Yu took a deep breath, "Okay, see you later... mua."

It's a pity that Yushen held up the phone and only responded with a busy tone.

"You all are so happy one by one. Did you pick up money or win a lottery? Okay, I'll wait for you, I'm going to do domestic violence online." Zhen Yu took off his earphones, and turned on the player to play a song for the enthusiastic netizens present. Sanskrit music to prevent stroke caused by great sorrow and joy.

10 minutes later, the domestic violence protagonist appeared alone.

"I'm here to save everyone's ears." Zhou Yao sat in front of the computer screen, turned off the music, and adjusted the headphones.

(Cub! Why are you here, where is the other one???)

(Hahahaha, careless arsonists light firecrackers online!!)

(Yushen: Give me 5 minutes, I will perform domestic violence after kneeling for 5 minutes~)

"I've been watching the live broadcast since the captain started, so I've been diving among you before the call," Zhou Yao smiled like a little fox with his eyes bent, "I brought him a small gift, and I'm still calming down, so I will Come here and explain to everyone.”

"I only heard about the things on the Internet after the game. The captain cared more than I did, and he was afraid of affecting my mood, so he almost didn't let me intervene. Enough has been said, so let me say something I want to say here."

Zhou Yao sat upright in front of the computer, looked at the screen, and stroked the edge of the crisper with his fingers: "My Azure and his idol Zeus are indeed in love."

"Thank you for the generosity of love, which allows us to find a suitable partner across genders. I also thank God for his mercy, allowing me to grow up in a free and open environment, and it has continued until this moment. Thank you for your support and understanding , what I want to advocate is not homosexual love, but every healthy and loyal love. Just like e-sports is an interesting, hard-working, youthful career, love will also be in a unique and lovely way. We know each other."

"The last thank you is for the most important person, thank you Captain... Brother, thank you for being my strange and lovely encounter, thank you for everything you did for me before, and thank you for secretly peeling pistachios for me while live broadcasting... Alright, there are many more, let’s keep them in private, so as not to waste everyone’s entertainment time, see you next time in the live broadcast!”

The unexpected broadcast made the fans in the barrage room stunned, and a solo viewer successfully grasped the truth——Hi everyone!I just owed a kiss and haven't paid it back, so you think I can't be in a hurry?

A few hours later, a group of netizens who thought that today's melon had been eaten up received another comment from Yushen following the declaration of domestic violence.

——Today, a star fell on my finger.

The accompanying picture shows two overlapping hands. The difference in skin color and length can be seen at a glance, except for one thing that is the same - the pair of rings of the same style are worn on the two tightly joined middle fingers.