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The roe deer spirit was about to fall asleep, and Wang Fugui did not sell him.

He watched helplessly as Wang Fugui lowered his price from ten silver dollars to three silver dollars, but still no one came to buy him.

Wang Fugui was very disappointed, looked back at him and said, "Why are you so worthless."

Roe Deer raised his eyelids, "Father, why don't we go back, I'll take care of you."

He kicked forward with his hind legs, and a berry rolled to Wang Fugui's feet.

Wang Fugui picked it up and squeezed it, then looked at the roe deer essence.

The roe deer spirit was triumphant, "How about it, eat as much as you want."

Wang Fugui pinched it hard, and the red berry turned into powder in an instant, and then disappeared in a moment, and the roe deer spirit fell silent.

Wang Fugui sneered: "That's not true, these bumps are everywhere, so there are as many as you want."

The roe deer lowered its head listlessly, and all the berries on the back of its butt were instantly wiped out.

The smoky gray clouds in the sky gradually covered the evening sun, and the roe deer squatted on the ground bored, feeling so bored.

Just as he was yawning, a foul smell entered his nose.

The roe deer spirit widened its eyes vigilantly, and the white hair on the back of its butt suddenly exploded.

A pair of leather boots stood in front of the stall. Wang Fugui looked up the shiny boots and saw a gorgeous face with a raised nose, not very sharp, but a beautiful silhouette, and slanted eyes. At the end, after being stared at by those eyes for a while, they will wink and blink tightly, making people lose their minds.

Wang Fugui was stunned for a moment, and then there were countless wrinkles on his old face.

"This official son, have you taken a fancy to my roe deer?"

Tu You hugged her chest, staring straight at the roe deer spirit.

The roe deer spirit looked at him for a while, and he stood up suddenly with horror, turned his head and plunged into the unmelted snow beside him, revealing a blooming buttock.

Tu You laughed, licked his lips, put away the intentional smell from his body, turned his head and asked Wang Fugui: "How do you sell this roe deer?"

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes around him, and said with a smile: "Hey, it's not expensive, we are all honest people, you can take it away if you give me 15 silver dollars, Mr. Guan."

With his head covered, the roe deer raised his hind legs and gave Wang Fugui a hard kick. The smile on Wang Fugui's face paused, and he slapped his butt hard to make him calm down.

The roe deer spirit groaned and chirped twice, and was very aggrieved and fell silent.

Tu You raised his eyebrows when he heard Wang Fugui's words, and asked, "So expensive? Male or female?"

The smile on Wang Fugui's face froze, he didn't expect this well-dressed official to spend so much money.

He was stunned for a while before he answered, "Master."

Tu You showed a regretful smile, "That's such a pity, I want a mother."

After all, he lifted his foot and was about to leave.

Wang Fugui was in a hurry, it was getting late, and no one would come over in a while, if he couldn't sell it, he would wait to drink the northwest wind this winter, so he hurriedly stopped him.

"Hey, grandpa, grandpa..."

"Don't rush away, this male roe deer is pretty good, if you want it, I'll give you a cheaper price."

Tu You paused and asked, "How much cheaper?"

Wang Fugui's face was a little ugly, and he said, "Ten silver dollars, no less."

Tu You sneered, turned around and was about to leave, but Wang Fugui held him back: "Eight yuan, eight yuan, any less is really too much."

Tu You turned around, showed a friendly smile and said, "Five yuan."

Wang Fugui's face darkened.

Tu You saw that he hadn't spoken for a long time, and said, "You also know that these silly roe deer are everywhere on the mountain, and they are worthless."

Wang Fugui gritted his teeth.

"Okay, here it is for you."

The crisp silver coins fell on his hands, and Wang Fugui's face softened a little.

He touched the roe deer spirit's head, and whispered in his ear: "Don't eat too much outside, or you will be slaughtered."

father……

Roe Deer looked at him tearfully, his body trembling unconsciously, he looked at Tu You, and just about to open his mouth to say something, Wang Fugui pinched his mouth.

"You can't speak even more, and you will kill faster."

"Uh...uh..."

The roe deer shook his head violently.

Wang Fugui handed the rope to Tu You, "This roe deer doesn't eat much, so it's easy to raise."

Tu You took the rope, raised his eyebrows and said, "Whoever said he was going to raise him, I'll kill it when I go back."

The author says:

Happy New Year's Eve!A hole opened up in the brain.