Yanjing Fuyao Ji

Bureau 111 basically has no public holidays throughout the year. During the year, that is, during the Qingming Festival, the Ghost Festival, and the Winter Clothes Festival, employees will be given a day off.

In recent years, under the appeal of the majority of grassroots monster hunters, another Halloween holiday has been added.

No matter what the holiday is, the ninth day team will go out to have fun as usual, which is called team building.

Although the nine people were not in Yanjing at the beginning of Qingming this year, they sent Feng Du the funds for the event early in the morning.The three single dogs, Feng Du, Zhang Xiaosan and Wang Feier, went to Haidilao in groups like every holiday when they were off duty, and then hiccupped and abducted to the COCO bar they often went to. .

When I came to the front, I found that the door of the bar was closed, and a big sign was hung on the door that said it was closed.

Zhang Xiaosan volunteered to ask the old man who opened a canteen nearby. After buying two packs of cigarettes, the old man told him that he didn't know what was going on. The police seem to have taken the boss away...

"Stupid, I'll look it up for you!" Feng Du took out his phone while despising Zhang Xiaosan, "You don't need to ask other people, you can check it online...Look..." He pointed at the phone Screen.

Zhang Xiaosan and Wang Feier hurried over.On the screen of Feng Du's mobile phone lay a piece of news "The owner of a well-known bar in Xicheng was detained for allegedly arguing with a crowd"...

"You should know that now is the Internet age, you should make good use of search..." Feng Du had a smug look on his face.

"Tell me earlier!" Zhang Xiaosan said unhappily, didn't he buy two packs of cigarettes for nothing.

"I said earlier that you would still go to buy cigarettes?" Feng Du grabbed the two packs of cigarettes in Zhang Xiaosan's hand with a smile, and stuffed them into his pocket.

"We can hang out with you, anyway, Brother Feng, you are so proficient in the Internet..." Wang Feier said.

The complacency on Feng Du's face increased by another size.

But Zhang Xiaosan was not happy: "If you want to be his licking dog, just be him, don't take me along?"

Wang Feier: "..."

Feng Du smiled and pointed at Zhang Xiaosan: "Jealousy, you are naked jealousy!"

"Where are you going now?" Wang Fei'er asked, she finally came out to play, she didn't want to go home so early.

"Didn't you hang out with brother? Brother will take you somewhere!" Feng Du raised his hand to stop a taxi.

"I said, don't take me with you when you two talk..." Before Zhang Xiaosan could finish speaking, Feng Du pushed him into the back seat of the taxi.

"Go to Dongcheng No. 11." Feng Du got on the co-pilot and said to the taxi driver.

Zhang Xiaosan and Wang Fei'er in the back seat all stared wide-eyed.Dongcheng NO.11 is extremely high, and it is one of the few bars in Yanjing City that requires admission. Because the owner is a certain celebrity, you can often meet some celebrity Internet celebrities when you go in and out, so it is often difficult to get a ticket. .

There are three kinds of people hovering in front of the bar all the year round: paparazzi, scalpers, and fanatical fans.The big news that the entertainment industry met on several Mondays before was all photographed near here.

"I heard that Wang Lihong is at NO.11 today!" The well-informed taxi driver said to them.

"Really? It's great!" Wang Fei'er blushed with excitement.Wang Lihong was her idol since childhood.

"Don't be too happy too early, with your Feng Ge's style of handling things, it is very likely that I will take you to the No. 12 pedicure center in Dongcheng next door..." Zhang Xiaosan leaned lazily on the seat, and splashed Wang Fei'er on his head. Basin of cold water.

"NONONO, I will take you to NO.11 today!" Feng Du said confidently.

"Then we don't have tickets..." Wang Fei'er was a little uneasy.

"Do you still need a ticket to be with my brother?"

"Blow it!" Zhang Xiaosan pouted.

"Just bet if you don't believe me, I'll take you in later, and you'll give me breakfast for a month." Feng Du turned his head and glanced at Zhang Xiaosan who was sitting behind him.

Two 10 minutes later.West City NO.11.

"Brother Feng, you have a lot of connections, and you know the bar security..." Wang Feier followed Feng Du and walked in through the back door of the bar.

"They're all brothers." Feng smiled calmly.

"Brother, isn't that the Fatty Wang you rented together with? He doesn't deliver food anymore?" Zhang Xiaosan walked behind the two with a long face, and Feng Du's breakfast for a month was contracted by him.

"Wow, the drinks here are really expensive..." Wang Feier sat on the bar and glanced at the drink list.

"Fucking with brother, it's nothing!" Feng Du said loudly.

Zhang Xiaosan rolled his eyes beside him: "Didn't the captain give you the money? ... Bartender, give me a martini..."

Thinking of the captain, Zhang Xiaosan couldn't help but took out his phone and took a picture and sent it to Chu Jiu.

However, I have not waited until Chujiu's reply.

"Why did you say the captain went? Why didn't you answer me?" Zhang Xiaosan asked the two people sitting next to him while drinking his third glass of wine.

"Maybe I went out to play too... Hey, is that Wang Lihong?" Wang Fei'er stood up excitedly.

Feng Du chatted enthusiastically with the beautiful woman he just met, and he didn't hear what Zhang Xiaosan was saying at all.

Zhang Xiaosan instantly felt that he was surrounded by loneliness in a lively bar.

When drinking the fifth glass of wine, Feng Du and Wang Fei'er beside him had disappeared.

Zhang Xiaosan walked to the bathroom lonely.

The moment he opened the door, he froze.

He clearly saw that the guy in waiter's clothes standing in front of the sink was a monster!

To catch or not to catch?catch?But today is Ching Ming, we agreed to take a vacation...

Zhang Xiaosan had reflexively held the monster-subduing spatula he carried with him, but he never took a step forward.

The demon had also seen his identity as a demon catcher, and his face changed from fright, almost losing his human form.

"Brother..." Suddenly someone patted Zhang Xiaosan's fat shoulder from behind, "Why is the stick not moving?"

Zhang Xiaosan only thought that he was a bar customer who came to the bathroom, and told him without turning his head while drinking: "I'm thinking about something!"

"Oh? What are you thinking?" The man asked calmly, looking very interested.

"I'm wondering if I should start work today..." Zhang Xiaosan fixed his eyes on the waiter who was about to piss, and tightened his grip on the spatula in his hand.

Before he finished speaking, the people behind squeezed in from him.

Zhang Xiaosan just wanted to remind that person, "Be careful, it's dangerous..."

The man turned his head and smiled at Zhang Xiaosan: "If you say start work, start work. There is nothing to think about. Time is money, my friend."

After finishing speaking, he stepped forward like lightning, took out a shopping bag from Wal-Mart supermarket from nowhere, and put it on the head of the waiter demon.

The monster didn't even have time to call out, so it was taken in.

colleagues.Zhang Xiaosan was dumbfounded.

"Are you from the West City Brigade?" The man casually stuffed the plastic bag into his coat pocket, and glanced at the spatula in Zhang Xiaosan's hand.

It was only then that Zhang Xiaosan noticed that the person he saw was a non-mainstream young man with a washed-out hairstyle, a motorcycle jacket and a big gold chain that could leash a dog.

"Yeah, I'm... you're from Dongcheng?" Zhang Xiaosan was very happy. He thought it would be a scene where colleagues meet and cherish each other, but the young man said contemptuously: "It seems that your performance in West City has not been as good as before." We have a reason, work depends on the day, does it have to be auspicious to start work? Attitude is everything, big brother..."

"..." Zhang Xiaosan was speechless.

The young man patted his bulging coat pocket and squeezed past Zhang Xiaosan, muttering: "The results of last quarter will be released soon, and when our boss Bei gets a senior title, we can get promoted and raise our salary... "

Zhang Xiaosan: "..."

He returned to the bar with a sad face.Zhang Xiaosan found that both Feng Du and Wang Fei'er had returned, and they were discussing something cheerfully.

Seeing Zhang Xiaosan coming, Wang Fei'er quickly waved to him: "Third brother, come quickly! Something good is going on!"

Zhang Xiaosan moved over without interest. He guessed that Wang Feier was so happy because she was going to get Wang Lihong's autograph, maybe there was a group photo?

"Look at your third brother, why does he look so depressed? Has someone bullied you?" Feng Du smiled, also in a good mood: "Whoever bullies you, tell brother, brother will clean him up for you..."

From what this means, it must be the phone number of the beauty.Zhang Xiaosan thought.

"Third brother, what's wrong with you?" Wang Fei'er spread her five fingers and waved in front of Zhang Xiaosan.

"Did you fail in dating a man?" Feng Du asked.

"Fuck you... Just now in the men's room, I met a demon catcher from Dongcheng..." Zhang Xiaosan said after thinking for a while.

"Oh?" Feng Du and Wang Fei'er looked at each other exaggeratedly, with rich content in their eyes.

"What, what are you thinking? There was a monster in the men's room at the time. I was trying to figure out whether to catch him or not, but I was cut off by that guy, and he humiliated me after it was over... saying that we in West City... have a problem with our work attitude, There is a reason why their performance is not as good as theirs..." Zhang Xiaosan said angrily.

I thought that Feng Du and Wang Fei'er would despise Dong Cheng, a proud colleague, with righteous indignation after hearing what he said, but they all laughed, one opened their mouths wide, the other covered their stomachs, and they all laughed heartily.

"Let me tell you, can you have a sense of collective honor, you can't do this even if the captain is not here..." Zhang Xiaosan said displeased.

"Brother Feng, show third brother what's in your phone!" Wang Fei'er was still covering her stomach when she spoke.

WTF?Zhang Xiaosan stretched out his head and glanced at Feng Du's cell phone. It was a photo of two red-headed documents in the bureau.

One is the "Inventory of the First Quarter Performance of the Grassroots Units of Bureau 111", and the other is "The Announcement on the Results of the Evaluation of Candidates for Senior Professional Titles This Year".

In these two documents, Zhang Xiaosan was surprised to see that in the first quarter, the performance of Xicheng surpassed that of Dongcheng by a large margin.And this time the person who was awarded the senior title was not the captain of the Dongcheng Brigade who was the most popular in the whole world, surnamed Bei, but his beloved Dong Chujiu, the captain of the Dong Brigade!

"This...is it true?" Zhang Xiaosan couldn't believe his eyes.

"It's absolutely true. I just saw it in the director's mailbox. I think it should be printed and distributed to all units as soon as I go to work!" Feng Du said, patting his chest.

"Then what are you waiting for, tell the captain quickly!" Zhang Xiaosan took out his cell phone with trembling hands.

After seeing the chat records, he realized that the captain hadn't responded to his messages. It had been more than an hour since he sent the captain a photo for the last time.

"Tell me, is there something wrong?" Zhang Xiaosan was very worried about the captain's safety.

"Look at what you said, old Comrade Dong is so good at martial arts, and everyone loves him. How could he be in danger?" Feng Du comforted him.

"That's right, among other things, our boss's handsome face has the ability to ward off evil spirits!" Wang Fei'er echoed.

When they left the bar, they happened to meet a group of non-mainstream people at the entrance of the bar. Zhang Xiaosan originally planned to walk up to the non-mainstream and put the middle finger in front of them, slapping them in the face.

But was stopped by Feng Du: "Brother, calm down! Wait until everything is settled, then it's not too late!"

But I'm still worried about the captain's safety.Zhang Xiaosan simply took out his cell phone and dialed Dong Chujiu's cell phone.

"The person you dialed is temporarily unavailable..."

"I remember that it was written in the employee handbook that if any front-line monster hunters were found to be out of contact for more than three hours, they should report to the bureau in time." Zhang Xiaosan said.

Feng Du: "..." I have no impression at all, and I didn't read the manual carefully anyway.

"But," Wang Fei'er said worriedly, "if you lose contact due to personal reasons, you will be given a warning or a serious warning..."

In that case, it will be hard to say whether the senior title can be kept or not...

what to do?The three looked at each other.