Yanjing Fuyao Ji

After walking a certain distance, Chu Jiu felt that the palpitations just now felt much better, and his mind seemed to clear up, not as confused as before.The "special plane" in the pocket had already made no sound, and it became as quiet as a chicken again.

The female customer walked into the courtyard as the door opened on the ninth day of the ninth day, raised her hand and looked at the time, "Uncle should be here soon."

Because the yard has been uninhabited for a long time, and it is too tidy, it gives people a feeling of lifelessness.The herbaceous plants in the flower garden looked sluggish, as if they had lost their vitality. Only a tall Chinese toon tree in the corner of the yard was brewing and sprouting, and there were small buds on the treetop that were not easy to be noticed.The female customer turned around and saw a gray swallow's nest under the eaves of the gate, and wondered if the owner of the nest would come back from the south in spring.

"Excuse me, excuse me, please take a look around first, I'll make a phone call." Chu Jiu nodded to the female client, walked out of the yard by himself, and took out the "special plane" from his pocket.

On the ninth day of the ninth day, I belong to Bureau 111. The full name of this bureau is "Monster Affairs Bureau", or "Monster Affairs Bureau" for short, and it is numbered 111 in the national organization.The main function is to hunt down monsters, especially to catch and kill monsters that cause heavy casualties, major economic losses, and adverse social effects.

This "special plane" is assigned by the bureau. It is said to be a mobile phone, but it can't make normal calls. The screen of the machine, which is half the size of a brick, is not as big as a ginkgo leaf, and it only has three functions. Receive the tasks in the bureau, and the third is to contact the team members.No way, who made him low-level.It is said that only those with senior professional titles can use the smart "special plane".

Chu Jiu carefully looked up and down the work records of the mobile phone on the blue light display, and it showed: March 3 20:7, 21116.355,39.966 Level III alert.Well, there is indeed a problem...

"Attention all team members. Attention all team members. I received an early warning message in the middle of Chongguang Lane, the location of Qiankun Bookstore's backyard. Zhang San, go and check the situation of this store. Feng Du adjusted the video surveillance of Qiankun Bookstore within a radius of one kilometer. From twelve o’clock last night to now, and Wang Fei’er, you should go to this store for field inspection immediately. Bureau 111 does not support idlers, so cheer me up!” Chu Jiu’s clear voice was transmitted to the ears of the team members through the private plane middle.

"clear."

"receive."

"Order!"

Hearing that they were coming to work, several team members were all excited and rushed to the front line of work from the bed, toilet, and stove.Everyone is full of energy and enthusiasm.

"Oh, why do you still use such an old mobile phone?" The female customer suddenly appeared behind Chu Jiu, staring at the "special plane" in Chu Jiu's hand that looked like a retro version of Nokia, with an expression as if she had seen a ghost.

"I have used it for many years, and I have feelings." Chu Jiu smiled, nonsense, and put the phone back into his pocket.

"I didn't realize that you're still so devoted?" The female customer leaned halfway on the doorway, looked at Chu Jiu with a smile in her eyes, and looked directly at Chu Jiu.

Chu Jiu raised the corners of her mouth, didn't look at her too much, and walked straight back to the yard.

The female client managed to make a pose, but was ignored by Chu Jiu. She wanted to be as frustrated as she wanted, and was about to continue teasing Chu Jiu.At this time, her cell phone rang.

"Well, uncle... I'm at the house... ok... you pay attention to safety... ok..."

After answering the phone, the female customer raised her head and said to Chu Jiu: "A good news, a bad news, which one should I listen to first?"

Chu Jiu shrugged, acting as if I don't care what you want, as long as you are happy.I wonder how boring this female client is?

"Then I'll tell you the good news first," the female customer glanced at Chu Jiu, "My uncle is not far away from us, he's already at Starlight Department Store..."

Seeing that Chu Jiu didn't speak, she continued: "The bad news is that there is a traffic jam at the intersection of Starlight Department Store..."

"Then let's wait for him." Chu Jiu said patiently.This is a big list!

The female client smiled and nodded, wishing for nothing.

Seeing Chu Jiu's appearance of not getting in, she walked back and forth in the yard a few times, and then started the awkward chat mode again: "Xiao Dong, what do you think of this yard's feng shui?"

"Fengshui...Of course it's very good. At the foot of the imperial city, it's only a few hundred meters away from the place where the emperor lived. If you follow the emperor to buy a house, you can't go wrong!" Chu Jiu began to make nonsense again.

"But I heard that the palace is often haunted by ghosts. You said this ghost, wouldn't come here for nothing?" While speaking, the female customer hugged her arms with both hands and rubbed them up and down twice. The look of being frightened.

Well, it's a lot of drama.On the ninth day of the ninth day, he cursed.

"Tell me, no one has lived in this yard for a long time. Could something live in?" The female client continued to perform and was frightened. Look at her acting skills, she was going to piss Zhang Ziyi to death every minute.

"You don't have to worry about this, let me tell you the truth, we have all the houses that we recommend in Hefeng real estate, we have all gone to the master to see, the feng shui is very good, and there will never be anything that shouldn't appear in the house, In this regard, you can rest assured. It is not easy to tell the truth about these things now. As for the customers, some people believe this and some do not believe it at all, so there is no way to charge, so this is completely a benefit that our company gives to customers who buy houses. ..." While speaking, the special plane vibrated, and from the corner of Chu Jiu's eyes, he caught a glimpse of a small shadow floating on the roof, like the evil spirit that he saw in the alley just now?

"If you say that, I'm relieved." The female client smiled, and asked curiously after a while: "Your company has a master? Have you seen it? Did you learn two tricks from the master?"

Huh, master?Hearing the question from the female client, Chu Jiu smiled embarrassingly: "I really don't have this, at most I know a little bit of Feng Shui knowledge..."

"Wow, you know feng shui, that's amazing, can I ask you to go to my house to take a look at it for me? Ever since I lived in the current house, I always feel that I often lose money. I think there must be something affecting it. I……"

"..." The ninth day of the ninth day was at a loss for words, but I just bragged a few words, why the consequences are so serious... This female client's routine is too deep, it is impossible to guard against...

"Finally found here, it's not easy!" An old man's voice sounded outside the open door.

Standing in the yard, Chu Jiu and the female client followed the sound and looked over at the same time.An old man stood at the door, followed by two men in black sunglasses with poker faces.

"Uncle!" The female customer jumped to his side like a child and took his arm, "Uncle, are you tired from the journey?"

"I'm not tired, I'm happy to see you all when I come back!" The kind-hearted uncle looks like he is in his 50s, with one or two white hairs on his head, and he is wearing a smart jacket and slacks. Chu Jiu feels his actual age Make it bigger than it looks.

"This is the agent Xiao Dong." The female client pointed to Chu Jiu and introduced to the uncle.

The uncle smiled and stretched out his hand to Chu Jiu: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting, I have already arrived at the intersection of Starlight Department Store just now, but for some reason, the traffic is blocked..."

"It's okay, it's okay." Chu Jiu shook his uncle's hand politely.

"Uncle, come and see if you like the yard I picked for you?" The female customer pulled the uncle into the yard.

Chu Jiu hurriedly followed, enthusiastically answering various questions raised by the uncle.

"Uncle, Xiao Dong told me just now that every house promoted by his company has been seen by the master, so you can live in it with absolute peace of mind." The female client whispered in the uncle's ear like a child asking for rewards.

"Oh? Really?" The uncle smiled and glanced at Chu Jiu who was standing aside.

Looking at each other, Chu Jiu always felt that the uncle's smile was meaningful, and he felt a drum in his heart: It's over, it's over, it's okay to fool the young female client with his own words, this uncle has seen the world, he probably saw through it , going to dress up...

He was nervously thinking about how to deal with the possible questions from his uncle.Unexpectedly, the uncle turned around and walked out of the gate, walked to the door opening, and looked up at the swallow's nest.After a while, he turned around and said, "Young man, come here."

Chu Jiu's heart sank, so she had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk over.

O(∩_∩)O

"Tell me, what's going on?" Chunsheng closed the door to the backyard, turned around and looked at Ruyi who didn't dare to look up, his tone was calm, and his dark eyes were as bright as morning stars, but they were shining with anger.

"..." Ruyi bit her lip, and it took her a long time to make a sound. The mosquito hummed weakly: "Last night, when they came over, you were already asleep... I just thought about not disturbing you, so I just let them stay Let’s just make do with one night in my room, anyway, there are only two children... Then I forgot when I got busy..."

Chunsheng waved his hand impatiently, and lowered his brow like a distant mountain: "Don't change the subject, you know I'm not asking you this, I'm asking why you woke me up again when I was sleeping!"

"..." Ruyi lowered her head, twisted her hands vigorously, and was about to cry.The boss's waking up is really not covered!

"Tell me, how many times is this already?" Chunsheng looked at the pear blossoms and Ruyi said slowly.

"..." The knuckles in Ruyi's hands were twisted until they turned white.

"If you are always like this, I really want your father to pick you up, or I'll just call a demon catcher, and you can choose." Chunsheng shook his head with an angry look.

At this time, the book he had been holding under his arm suddenly moved slightly. Chunsheng reached out and pulled out the book, opened it casually, and threw it on the ground.

A child with a bright red face and a runny nose suddenly sat on the ground.

Chunsheng shook the book again, but this time nothing came out. .

"What's going on here? Didn't you say it's two children?" Chunsheng pointed to the little boy and asked Ruyi, "Isn't this the little Misty from the old Misty family?"

"..." Ruyi was also dumbfounded, there were obviously two just now, and there were also two when she pushed the door out... Could it be that she also fell into this little confused man's way?

Thinking of this, she felt startled... No way...

This kind of little ghost is very naughty. They are usually twins. They are fine together. Once they are separated, there will be a strong magnetic field between the two. If someone accidentally walks into this magnetic field, it is easy to get confused, and there will often be legendary Ghosts hit the wall, inexplicable traffic jams, car accidents and the like.Moreover, the brats themselves were so confused that they were going to die, if they were let out alone, they wouldn't be expected to come back by themselves.

Chunsheng seemed to have thought of something with her: "The door was open just now and someone passed by, I didn't even look at it...won't I just pull one in?"

Ruyi's mind was already in a mess, the tears just now were still hanging on her face, and she murmured: "It seems to be..."

"Okay, then you have something to do today, go out and look for it, remember to put this away first..." Chunsheng frowned, pointed at the kid on the ground, and raised his chin towards the back door.

It's over, it's over, the plan to go shopping has been ruined... Ruyi glanced at the back door next to the door god.

"How can I just leave? Is the water ready?" Chunsheng asked Ruyi who opened the door and was about to go out.

Ruyi sticks out her tongue: "Not yet... let's go..."

After she finished speaking, she ran towards the bathroom next to the main room with small steps.While running, I remembered what my best friend Lianhua said to her: "It's hard to have such a boss who loves to sleep, gets up, and is super clean! How did you suffer?"

How did I suffer?

Ruyi stood in front of Chunsheng's KINGSIZE bathtub in the bathroom, looking at the Evian mineral water bubbling into the bathtub, her mind drifted a little...

"Today's vernal equinox, I don't work, I'll go to sleep after taking a bath later, you tell them later, unless the king of heaven and Laozi come to the bookstore, no one will disturb me, if I wake up again, hum, Don't blame me for being rude!" Chunsheng walked into the bathroom with long legs, took the book containing the kid into Ruyi's hand, and said, "Go, find someone to press the soundproof wall for my room in the next two days ..." He raised his hand and began to unbutton his pajamas.

If he didn't agree, he quickly ran out of the bathroom with the book in his arms.

This girl, why are you running!

After a while, Ruyi was already standing in the alley behind the back door of the bookstore.Looking at the long and narrow alleys and the gray brick walls, Ruyi was a little at a loss. Yanjing City is so big, who knows where that kid went.

No way, just bite the bullet and look for it...

Just two steps away, she heard the phone ring, it was a voice from the boss: "Check the map before you go out, and go wherever there is traffic jam, especially near the intersection..." There was splashing water in the background Voice.

"Got it, thank you boss." Ruyi replied.Although the boss didn't say anything, he gave him a direction anyway.

Ruyi quit WeChat, and immediately opened the phone map.

Chunsheng was soaking in the clear mineral water, and just about to put down his phone, he thought for a while and sent a voice message to Ruyi: "Be careful of catching demon masters."

After speaking, he threw the phone aside, slightly closed his eyes, and slowly slid into the water, letting the warm water gently cover every inch of his skin...