Has the emperor been beaten today?
Chapter 17 True. Sparring Sandbags
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, little beta, little beta, kiss and taste..." Orkes hummed an out-of-key Christmas carol he made up, standing in front of the full-length mirror and stroking his hair Hairspray.
"Make room, please." Alfred pushed Alkeys away from the mirror, and fastened a jeweled brooch at his neckline.
Oakes glanced at him out of the corner of his eye: "Are you sure Lebisi would appreciate this?"
Alfred smiled and pushed back: "Arnold will definitely ask why you don't wash your hair."
The two alphas looked at each other: "Why do I (we) fall in love with him (them)!"
Okeys patted his good brother on the shoulder: "Think about it, Lepisi won't beat you anyway."
Before going out, the two alphas met with fists: "Come on!"
Christmas, a very special festival, in the electrical city of the commercial street, Okeys accompanied his crush to pick out a gift for another man.
"Qingfengyigu said that his earphones were malfunctioning, maybe he took me too long to practice recently." As the exam approached, Qingfengyigu stepped up his training for Arnold.
Oakes: "Are you sure it wasn't the little bitch who broke it by watching G movies? I think it's probably the reason."
Arnold thought for a while about the man who was so outspoken and extremely low: "Who knows."
There are several plastic figurines in front of the checkout counter, and there is a girl in a swimsuit who touches the "waves" lightly.
Okeys picked it up and put it on the earphone box: "This is for Xiao Jianjian."
Arnold also smiled: "Good idea."
Leaving Electric City, Oakes and Arnold walked on the street, surrounded by couples.
Okeys peeked at Arnold as he walked.
Will I be beaten if I hold his hand now?And he doesn't seem to have given me a Christmas present yet...
In order not to be beaten, Oakes decided to try it out first.
"Arnold, this couple package looks good."
A Nuo took the menu, his pretty brows slightly frowned: "The servings are a bit small."
The waiter smiled and said, "It's enough to eat, even two alphas are enough."
A Nuo looked at him: "There are only two alphas? Is there a brother set meal? The one that can feed more than four alphas."
The waiter was stunned for a moment: "Hug, sorry, we don't have this set meal."
A Nuo closed the menu in disappointment: "Then let's take a couple's set meal, two servings, one for each of us."
The waiter glanced at Oakes, who shielded his face in embarrassment.
The waiter suddenly realized that these two guests were not here for a relationship, but maybe for a breakup meal.
The waiter who felt that he was the truth was as quiet as a chicken, not daring to show a smile, and even dared not give them the roses that the restaurant gave to couples for free.
"Okeys, can't you eat anymore?" Arnold finished his set meal and started staring at the food on Okeys' plate.
Okeys, who had just received a "brother" card, felt a little depressed.
"I ate a lot at noon."
A Nuo bit the fork: "If you can't eat anymore, how about giving it to me?"
Auches looked at A Nuo who looked normal, feeling very depressed.
He handed the plate to Arnold, and the little beta bit the steak with sparkling eyes.
"What else do you know besides eating!"
Okeys was in a bad mood and spoke a little aggressively, but A Nuo, who was immersed in the food, didn't notice it: "Eating is the most important thing. Only when you are full can you have the energy to think about other things."
Oakes wasn't too pleased with being included in the "other" category, but he didn't know what to say at the moment.
The waiter passing by heard a few words.
It turned out that we broke up because of eating...
So before leaving the door, the waiter said to Oakes in a tone of someone who had been there: "As an alpha, I still have to work hard, such a handsome boyfriend has been starved and ran away..."
Oakes: ...
Oh shit!
Just when Okeys thought that the "breakup package" was a merciless mockery of fate, then fate told him with the facts—good idea!
Oakes held two couple movie tickets and met Alfred's eyes...
What the hell!
"Arnold!" Lebisi cheered and rushed towards his little friend.
The movie is a romance movie, an annual blockbuster, released in time for Christmas to attract money, the plot is touching, the production is excellent, and the actors work hard.
However, Okeys didn't care to appreciate all this. The two little betas were sitting on the couple's seat in the front row with popcorn in their arms. From time to time, their heads would get together, chirping and flirting...
Oakes turned his head and stared at his good brother: "It's useless, even a beta can't handle it."
The expression on Alfred's face was exactly the same: "Heh, it sounds like you are capable."
Oakes was silent for a while, then nestled himself on the sofa in desperation.
The small lover seat squeezed two large alphas, and they were overwhelmed and issued harsh protests.
Alfred: "Take it easy, don't have to pay for the chair when you go out later, I'm unlucky enough today."
Oakes snorted, "As if I'm not in luck."
The couples in the movie have entered the period of passionate love, cuddling and sweetening the oil.
Oakes: "It will be discovered later that they are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years. Otherwise, that omega is terminally ill, separated from yin and yang, and alpha is alone all his life."
Alfred: "Is it useful for you to take revenge on society like this?"
Oakes: "It's useless, but I feel better."
Alfred: "Are you saying that Yuanxing's betas are like this?"
Oakes: "I don't know, I know these two."
Alfred: "Come on, friend, let's chat for a while, you don't want to watch movies anyway."
Orkeys chose between continuing to endure the big-screen couple kiss me and having a heart-to-heart encounter with his buddies.
Oakes: "What are you talking about?"
Alfred: "Just talk about why you like Arnold?"
This is a good question, and Oakes was silent for a while: "It's pretty handsome."
Alfred nodded: "I admit this, but I remember you said that you like that kind of gentle omega, and his character seems to be a little far from gentle."
Oakes said, "He's actually quite gentle."
Alfred: "Your empty oil bottle is saying no to me."
Oakes fiddled with the straw in his hand, "You don't understand, in fact, he... um... is very special."
Alfred: "Special?"
Oakes: "One day in a fighting class, he couldn't control his strength and punched me on the chest. He reacted quickly, smiled and rubbed it again, and the person in my heart instantly had a look. Then This kind of feeling is that when you meet your true love, you only know that you will get married, but you have no idea whether the other person is tall or short, fat or thin, but once you meet that person, you will know it is him in an instant gone."
Oakes: "I can't describe it well. It's like an electric current passes from head to toe. It's numb. Every cell is trembling and calling his name."
Okeys: "It's like someone stuck a needle in the back of your brain and said, 'Hi, I'm coming.'"
Alfred seemed to feel something: "I think I can understand."
Oakes smiled bitterly: "What's the use of your understanding." He told Alfred about the "brother card" he had just obtained.
Alfred couldn't help laughing: "It would be great if he could allocate a little bit of his talent in physical fitness to emotional intelligence."
Oakes: "Even if I get beaten every day, I would admit it."
Alfred: "Aren't you being beaten every day now?"
Oakes: "...I mean night."
Alfred was silent for a while: "It's not the one I thought was beaten."
Oakes: "..."
Alfred: "Forget it, you don't need to explain."
Oakes snorted angrily, "When will this idiot beta figure it out?"
Alfred: "Even smart betas are slow in this kind of thing."
Okeys: "Leipsi seems to be much easier to deal with than Arnold. Are you sure it's not your problem?"
"Okeys, I find that sometimes you really deserve a beating." Alfred was silent for a while, "I took him to a couple's restaurant, and he actually said to me, 'The food here tastes so good, next time This time I asked Arnold to try it too'."
Oakes raised his Coke and clinked glasses with Alfred: "Sorry, did you tell him that BB love has no good results."
Alfred: "I just sat there and listened to him imagine his future life for more than an hour, what job he wanted to find, what house he wanted to buy, and what color curtains he wanted for Arnold's room..."
The Coke spewed out of Oakes' mouth, and he gave Alfred a sympathetic look: "Thinking about it, at least they haven't slept in the same room."
Alfred finds paper in his bag and wipes Oakes' mouth.
In the dim light, Oakes saw a horn poking out of it.
"what is that?"
Alfred took it out and handed it to him.
"Hundred Greatest Battles in History"
"My Christmas present from Leipzig."
Oakes casually flipped through a few pages: "Where are you going? Why is there only one book?" The light was dim, and he couldn't read a single word clearly.
"The first volume is a gift from me." Alfred, "Is it romantic?"
Oakes: "...Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? What kind of Christmas gift is this? Do you buy tutorial books as an AA system?"
Alfred's face suddenly became ugly, and he remained silent throughout the second half of the movie.
At the end of the movie, the two betas held hands and skipped ahead, while the two alphas followed without saying a word.
All the way back to the dormitory, watching the two little betas enter the room, the two were ready to go back.
"Wait a moment."
Oakes stopped, turned and looked back.
Arno held a box of chocolates in his hand, which Orkes recognized as the kind sold at the ski resort store that day.
"A Christmas present for you."
Oakes: "Didn't you just buy a box and give it to Leipsi?"
"I ate all the box you bought, and I saw you kept staring at Leipzig's again. I guess you must want it too, but I'm too embarrassed to say it, so I went there again before I came back." Ah Nuo, "I still misunderstood, you don't like sweets?"
Oakes stuffed the chocolate into his arms, as if afraid of being robbed: "I like it, I like it to death, I like sweets, and I will feel uncomfortable if I don't eat them."
Arnold watched Okeys enter the elevator and closed the door of the dormitory.
"Lebisi, it's just like what you said, an alpha with a girlish heart really likes sweets."
In the early morning of the next day, Arnold stood in the living room in his pajamas, staring blankly at Okeys and the large unknown object in his arms.
"what is this?"
Oakes excitedly unpacked the outer package: "Dangdang, a human-shaped sandbag, feels very good, highly simulated, with 24 built-in sounds, and will cry out pain when you are beaten... This is my Christmas gift for you, from Interstellar Logistics The question was delivered today."
The sandbag has an almost real-life appearance, with curly reddish-brown hair, deep and marked facial features, a naked upper body, and only a pair of shorts underneath.
Arnold couldn't tell, it was weird.
And Oakes has already pressed the switch and punched the sandbag in the chest.
"Uh...it hurts...Master...um...don't...ah...um..."
Oakes blushed and turned off the switch in a heartbeat.
"This is the sparring sandbag you mentioned?" Arnold picked up the outer package and pointed to the product name on it—sparring sandbag M
"Arnold, I swear, I thought M was the size..." Special hobbies kill people!
"Ha ha."
"Ouch! Don't slap your face!"
"Make room, please." Alfred pushed Alkeys away from the mirror, and fastened a jeweled brooch at his neckline.
Oakes glanced at him out of the corner of his eye: "Are you sure Lebisi would appreciate this?"
Alfred smiled and pushed back: "Arnold will definitely ask why you don't wash your hair."
The two alphas looked at each other: "Why do I (we) fall in love with him (them)!"
Okeys patted his good brother on the shoulder: "Think about it, Lepisi won't beat you anyway."
Before going out, the two alphas met with fists: "Come on!"
Christmas, a very special festival, in the electrical city of the commercial street, Okeys accompanied his crush to pick out a gift for another man.
"Qingfengyigu said that his earphones were malfunctioning, maybe he took me too long to practice recently." As the exam approached, Qingfengyigu stepped up his training for Arnold.
Oakes: "Are you sure it wasn't the little bitch who broke it by watching G movies? I think it's probably the reason."
Arnold thought for a while about the man who was so outspoken and extremely low: "Who knows."
There are several plastic figurines in front of the checkout counter, and there is a girl in a swimsuit who touches the "waves" lightly.
Okeys picked it up and put it on the earphone box: "This is for Xiao Jianjian."
Arnold also smiled: "Good idea."
Leaving Electric City, Oakes and Arnold walked on the street, surrounded by couples.
Okeys peeked at Arnold as he walked.
Will I be beaten if I hold his hand now?And he doesn't seem to have given me a Christmas present yet...
In order not to be beaten, Oakes decided to try it out first.
"Arnold, this couple package looks good."
A Nuo took the menu, his pretty brows slightly frowned: "The servings are a bit small."
The waiter smiled and said, "It's enough to eat, even two alphas are enough."
A Nuo looked at him: "There are only two alphas? Is there a brother set meal? The one that can feed more than four alphas."
The waiter was stunned for a moment: "Hug, sorry, we don't have this set meal."
A Nuo closed the menu in disappointment: "Then let's take a couple's set meal, two servings, one for each of us."
The waiter glanced at Oakes, who shielded his face in embarrassment.
The waiter suddenly realized that these two guests were not here for a relationship, but maybe for a breakup meal.
The waiter who felt that he was the truth was as quiet as a chicken, not daring to show a smile, and even dared not give them the roses that the restaurant gave to couples for free.
"Okeys, can't you eat anymore?" Arnold finished his set meal and started staring at the food on Okeys' plate.
Okeys, who had just received a "brother" card, felt a little depressed.
"I ate a lot at noon."
A Nuo bit the fork: "If you can't eat anymore, how about giving it to me?"
Auches looked at A Nuo who looked normal, feeling very depressed.
He handed the plate to Arnold, and the little beta bit the steak with sparkling eyes.
"What else do you know besides eating!"
Okeys was in a bad mood and spoke a little aggressively, but A Nuo, who was immersed in the food, didn't notice it: "Eating is the most important thing. Only when you are full can you have the energy to think about other things."
Oakes wasn't too pleased with being included in the "other" category, but he didn't know what to say at the moment.
The waiter passing by heard a few words.
It turned out that we broke up because of eating...
So before leaving the door, the waiter said to Oakes in a tone of someone who had been there: "As an alpha, I still have to work hard, such a handsome boyfriend has been starved and ran away..."
Oakes: ...
Oh shit!
Just when Okeys thought that the "breakup package" was a merciless mockery of fate, then fate told him with the facts—good idea!
Oakes held two couple movie tickets and met Alfred's eyes...
What the hell!
"Arnold!" Lebisi cheered and rushed towards his little friend.
The movie is a romance movie, an annual blockbuster, released in time for Christmas to attract money, the plot is touching, the production is excellent, and the actors work hard.
However, Okeys didn't care to appreciate all this. The two little betas were sitting on the couple's seat in the front row with popcorn in their arms. From time to time, their heads would get together, chirping and flirting...
Oakes turned his head and stared at his good brother: "It's useless, even a beta can't handle it."
The expression on Alfred's face was exactly the same: "Heh, it sounds like you are capable."
Oakes was silent for a while, then nestled himself on the sofa in desperation.
The small lover seat squeezed two large alphas, and they were overwhelmed and issued harsh protests.
Alfred: "Take it easy, don't have to pay for the chair when you go out later, I'm unlucky enough today."
Oakes snorted, "As if I'm not in luck."
The couples in the movie have entered the period of passionate love, cuddling and sweetening the oil.
Oakes: "It will be discovered later that they are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years. Otherwise, that omega is terminally ill, separated from yin and yang, and alpha is alone all his life."
Alfred: "Is it useful for you to take revenge on society like this?"
Oakes: "It's useless, but I feel better."
Alfred: "Are you saying that Yuanxing's betas are like this?"
Oakes: "I don't know, I know these two."
Alfred: "Come on, friend, let's chat for a while, you don't want to watch movies anyway."
Orkeys chose between continuing to endure the big-screen couple kiss me and having a heart-to-heart encounter with his buddies.
Oakes: "What are you talking about?"
Alfred: "Just talk about why you like Arnold?"
This is a good question, and Oakes was silent for a while: "It's pretty handsome."
Alfred nodded: "I admit this, but I remember you said that you like that kind of gentle omega, and his character seems to be a little far from gentle."
Oakes said, "He's actually quite gentle."
Alfred: "Your empty oil bottle is saying no to me."
Oakes fiddled with the straw in his hand, "You don't understand, in fact, he... um... is very special."
Alfred: "Special?"
Oakes: "One day in a fighting class, he couldn't control his strength and punched me on the chest. He reacted quickly, smiled and rubbed it again, and the person in my heart instantly had a look. Then This kind of feeling is that when you meet your true love, you only know that you will get married, but you have no idea whether the other person is tall or short, fat or thin, but once you meet that person, you will know it is him in an instant gone."
Oakes: "I can't describe it well. It's like an electric current passes from head to toe. It's numb. Every cell is trembling and calling his name."
Okeys: "It's like someone stuck a needle in the back of your brain and said, 'Hi, I'm coming.'"
Alfred seemed to feel something: "I think I can understand."
Oakes smiled bitterly: "What's the use of your understanding." He told Alfred about the "brother card" he had just obtained.
Alfred couldn't help laughing: "It would be great if he could allocate a little bit of his talent in physical fitness to emotional intelligence."
Oakes: "Even if I get beaten every day, I would admit it."
Alfred: "Aren't you being beaten every day now?"
Oakes: "...I mean night."
Alfred was silent for a while: "It's not the one I thought was beaten."
Oakes: "..."
Alfred: "Forget it, you don't need to explain."
Oakes snorted angrily, "When will this idiot beta figure it out?"
Alfred: "Even smart betas are slow in this kind of thing."
Okeys: "Leipsi seems to be much easier to deal with than Arnold. Are you sure it's not your problem?"
"Okeys, I find that sometimes you really deserve a beating." Alfred was silent for a while, "I took him to a couple's restaurant, and he actually said to me, 'The food here tastes so good, next time This time I asked Arnold to try it too'."
Oakes raised his Coke and clinked glasses with Alfred: "Sorry, did you tell him that BB love has no good results."
Alfred: "I just sat there and listened to him imagine his future life for more than an hour, what job he wanted to find, what house he wanted to buy, and what color curtains he wanted for Arnold's room..."
The Coke spewed out of Oakes' mouth, and he gave Alfred a sympathetic look: "Thinking about it, at least they haven't slept in the same room."
Alfred finds paper in his bag and wipes Oakes' mouth.
In the dim light, Oakes saw a horn poking out of it.
"what is that?"
Alfred took it out and handed it to him.
"Hundred Greatest Battles in History"
"My Christmas present from Leipzig."
Oakes casually flipped through a few pages: "Where are you going? Why is there only one book?" The light was dim, and he couldn't read a single word clearly.
"The first volume is a gift from me." Alfred, "Is it romantic?"
Oakes: "...Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? What kind of Christmas gift is this? Do you buy tutorial books as an AA system?"
Alfred's face suddenly became ugly, and he remained silent throughout the second half of the movie.
At the end of the movie, the two betas held hands and skipped ahead, while the two alphas followed without saying a word.
All the way back to the dormitory, watching the two little betas enter the room, the two were ready to go back.
"Wait a moment."
Oakes stopped, turned and looked back.
Arno held a box of chocolates in his hand, which Orkes recognized as the kind sold at the ski resort store that day.
"A Christmas present for you."
Oakes: "Didn't you just buy a box and give it to Leipsi?"
"I ate all the box you bought, and I saw you kept staring at Leipzig's again. I guess you must want it too, but I'm too embarrassed to say it, so I went there again before I came back." Ah Nuo, "I still misunderstood, you don't like sweets?"
Oakes stuffed the chocolate into his arms, as if afraid of being robbed: "I like it, I like it to death, I like sweets, and I will feel uncomfortable if I don't eat them."
Arnold watched Okeys enter the elevator and closed the door of the dormitory.
"Lebisi, it's just like what you said, an alpha with a girlish heart really likes sweets."
In the early morning of the next day, Arnold stood in the living room in his pajamas, staring blankly at Okeys and the large unknown object in his arms.
"what is this?"
Oakes excitedly unpacked the outer package: "Dangdang, a human-shaped sandbag, feels very good, highly simulated, with 24 built-in sounds, and will cry out pain when you are beaten... This is my Christmas gift for you, from Interstellar Logistics The question was delivered today."
The sandbag has an almost real-life appearance, with curly reddish-brown hair, deep and marked facial features, a naked upper body, and only a pair of shorts underneath.
Arnold couldn't tell, it was weird.
And Oakes has already pressed the switch and punched the sandbag in the chest.
"Uh...it hurts...Master...um...don't...ah...um..."
Oakes blushed and turned off the switch in a heartbeat.
"This is the sparring sandbag you mentioned?" Arnold picked up the outer package and pointed to the product name on it—sparring sandbag M
"Arnold, I swear, I thought M was the size..." Special hobbies kill people!
"Ha ha."
"Ouch! Don't slap your face!"
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