Dasheng is bald every day in Liaozhai
Chapter 21 Green Snake and White Snake
"The heart of this snake demon is actually so vicious!"
An old monk whose eyebrows were about to be dragged to the ground said tremblingly, he just thinks it smells so good that he can't hold it any longer!
"smell good!"
A young novice stared straight at the smell of the hot pot, and walked towards Xiaoqing
"Hmph, of course it's delicious." Bai Suzhen put her hands on her chest and sneered.
This is the hot pot base material he brought from his hometown in Duxyan.
"Wait!" Fahai stretched out his hand to block the little novice
Since Fa Hai heard Xiaoqing tell Bai Suzhen last time that he has no interest and can't speak flirtatiously
At that time, he let Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen live together slowly, thinking that Xiaoqing would come back in a few days
But it's been half a month and Xiaoqing hasn't come back yet.
It's been half a month!
Fahai is a little anxious, White Snake and Xiaoqing are both snake demons, what if Xiaoqing really does a fake show with White Snake, what will he do! ?
So Fahai secretly went to the foot of the mountain behind everyone in Jinshan Temple to buy a copy of "Saohua Daquan"
Take out the strength of reciting Buddhist scriptures and finish reciting all the swear words
"Xiaoqing, I always thought that I was a particularly perfect person, until one day I met you, and I suddenly discovered that I have a very big shortcoming"
Fa Hai's hands slowly twisted the beads, and the beads looked extremely sacred in the afterglow of the setting sun
His face is very calm, as if nothing can move him
What Xiaoqing hates the most is Fa Hai's expressionless face
Although it seems to save all sentient beings, Xiaoqing is inexplicably irritable, can't she show a little more expression to the person she likes?
"What's the shortcoming?" Xiaoqing answered the question because she found that she was really too facial paralyzed?
Or is it not physically strong enough?
"Missing you"
Three words, not speaking fast, even with a special melody
Fahai's not-so-loud voice almost reached everyone's ears
The expression of the monks in Jinshan Temple is wonderful
"Host! What's wrong with you? Host! You can't be fooled by this monster!" The monk Zhan Zhan, whose white beard had been dragged to the ground, walked up to Fa Hai and grabbed Fa Hai's white monk robe
Xiaoqing, he blushed
"Xiao Qing, do you know what I want to be?" Fa Hai let the old monk grab his monk's robe and continued to ask Xiao Qing
"What, who is it?" Xiaoqing put her hands on her face, trying to lower the temperature on her face.
What are you talking about in Fahai!
"your people"
Three words, slow speaking, with a special melody
Xiaoqing, his feet went limp and he fell directly on the rock
It's too terrible, I can't bear to talk about such an honest person when I usually look at him!
"Fahai, what are you talking about!" Xiaoqing put her snake tail on her face in an attempt to lower the temperature on her face
He felt like he was about to be cooked!
"Host!! Wake up, host! He's going to boil Jinshan, host!" The old monk's white beard mopping the floor was about to be blown away
"Elder, don't get excited." Fahai put his hand on the elder's hand to show comfort
“Jinshan Temple will not be made into a hot pot”
Elder "...!"
That's not what I care about!
"Xiaoqing, there have been many rumors saying that I like you recently, I want to clarify that it is not a rumor, I really like you." Fa Hai's usually calm face changed slightly
Maybe other people can't see it, but Xiaoqing can see it
Maybe, a little shy?
After all, it's a bit embarrassing to confess in front of so many people.
"Fahai, you!"
Xiaoqing hadn't read any books, and couldn't find any words for a while. He just felt that Fa Hai was too flirtatious today.
"Host, you!"
The bearded monk clutched his heart, he felt his heart throbbing and throbbing, and at the same time, a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat
eyes rolled, dizzy
……
The old monk is fine, just rest for a while
At this time, the water in Jinshan Temple was taken back by Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen jointly, and the temple was washed by water, and it was swept away by food such as prickly ash and seaweed.
Now the whole temple exudes a strong smell of hot pot, which lasts for a long time
Even if Tao Zi and Monkey King attract the wind, the smell will not dissipate
It seems to be pickled
"You must clean Jinshan Temple for me!!!" the bearded old monk tremblingly pointed at several culprits with Fa Hai's support.
At the end, he vomited a mouthful of blood on the ground.
"Xiaoqing, clean up." Fa Hai regained his calm face, completely unable to connect with Fa Hai who was full of flirtatious words before
"it is good……"
Xiaoqing was stunned, but hadn't reacted yet.
Honest people's sassy words are the most impressive
His mind still echoed the three words that Fa Hai said earlier.
"I like you……"
"I miss you..."
"I'm your man..."
By the time Xiaoqing realized it, he was already sweeping the floor with a broom
Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian were also sweeping the floor with a broom
"Ah, it smells so good... By the way, why did I come to sweep the floor!" Bai Suzhen, who was still immersed in the fragrance one second, broke off the broom in her hand and threw it aside the next second.
"Yes, yes, Xu Xian, sweeping the floor is very tiring, but as long as you cultivate immortality, it's not a problem!" Tao Zi sat on Monkey King's somersault cloud, holding a copy of "Cultivating Immortal Cultivation Techniques" and kept explaining
"Then why didn't the two of you clean up the temple?" Xu Xian said without even looking at Tao Zi
Tao Zi and Monkey King just cast spells and failed to clean Jinshan Temple
"……what?"
Taozi petrified instantly while holding the book
It seems that the Jinshan Temple cannot be cleaned with magic, huh?
Just when Xiaoqing was broomping and sweeping the floor, and Bai Suzhen was trying to glue the broken broom together with spells, colorful lights appeared in the dim lobby
Instantly lights up the lobby
The ethereal voice of "Wukong" seems to come from the bottom of your heart, ethereal like clouds in the sky
"Avalokitesvara"
Sun Wukong turned over from the somersault cloud, put his hands together and knelt on the ground
When they heard that it was Avalokitesvara, the others all followed Monkey King and knelt down.
Avalokitesvara looked at the actions of these people and nodded in satisfaction, it seems that these people are quite upright
"You suddenly boiled Jinshan, this is a sacred place of Buddhism. In order to punish you, you can only clean it slowly and sincerely. Magic will not work."
Holding a porcelain white jade bottle in his hand, a willow branch is inserted in the jade bottle, which looks sacred and inviolable
Buddhism always likes to take it slow with sincerity. It can be seen from the fact that Sun Wukong and others have traveled a thousand miles to learn scriptures and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.
"Why do I feel that Guanyin's clothes are very similar to mine?" Bai Suzhen, who was kneeling underneath, complained. He was also dressed in white.
"What! You said that Avalokitesvara is also a big guy in women's clothes! He... his chest looks pretty flat." Xu Xian exclaimed, unexpectedly, the merciful and compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva is actually a big guy in women's clothes!
"Hey, you two, don't interrupt when the leader is talking."
As if hearing Xu Xian's complaints, Avalokitesvara looked at Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen
An old monk whose eyebrows were about to be dragged to the ground said tremblingly, he just thinks it smells so good that he can't hold it any longer!
"smell good!"
A young novice stared straight at the smell of the hot pot, and walked towards Xiaoqing
"Hmph, of course it's delicious." Bai Suzhen put her hands on her chest and sneered.
This is the hot pot base material he brought from his hometown in Duxyan.
"Wait!" Fahai stretched out his hand to block the little novice
Since Fa Hai heard Xiaoqing tell Bai Suzhen last time that he has no interest and can't speak flirtatiously
At that time, he let Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen live together slowly, thinking that Xiaoqing would come back in a few days
But it's been half a month and Xiaoqing hasn't come back yet.
It's been half a month!
Fahai is a little anxious, White Snake and Xiaoqing are both snake demons, what if Xiaoqing really does a fake show with White Snake, what will he do! ?
So Fahai secretly went to the foot of the mountain behind everyone in Jinshan Temple to buy a copy of "Saohua Daquan"
Take out the strength of reciting Buddhist scriptures and finish reciting all the swear words
"Xiaoqing, I always thought that I was a particularly perfect person, until one day I met you, and I suddenly discovered that I have a very big shortcoming"
Fa Hai's hands slowly twisted the beads, and the beads looked extremely sacred in the afterglow of the setting sun
His face is very calm, as if nothing can move him
What Xiaoqing hates the most is Fa Hai's expressionless face
Although it seems to save all sentient beings, Xiaoqing is inexplicably irritable, can't she show a little more expression to the person she likes?
"What's the shortcoming?" Xiaoqing answered the question because she found that she was really too facial paralyzed?
Or is it not physically strong enough?
"Missing you"
Three words, not speaking fast, even with a special melody
Fahai's not-so-loud voice almost reached everyone's ears
The expression of the monks in Jinshan Temple is wonderful
"Host! What's wrong with you? Host! You can't be fooled by this monster!" The monk Zhan Zhan, whose white beard had been dragged to the ground, walked up to Fa Hai and grabbed Fa Hai's white monk robe
Xiaoqing, he blushed
"Xiao Qing, do you know what I want to be?" Fa Hai let the old monk grab his monk's robe and continued to ask Xiao Qing
"What, who is it?" Xiaoqing put her hands on her face, trying to lower the temperature on her face.
What are you talking about in Fahai!
"your people"
Three words, slow speaking, with a special melody
Xiaoqing, his feet went limp and he fell directly on the rock
It's too terrible, I can't bear to talk about such an honest person when I usually look at him!
"Fahai, what are you talking about!" Xiaoqing put her snake tail on her face in an attempt to lower the temperature on her face
He felt like he was about to be cooked!
"Host!! Wake up, host! He's going to boil Jinshan, host!" The old monk's white beard mopping the floor was about to be blown away
"Elder, don't get excited." Fahai put his hand on the elder's hand to show comfort
“Jinshan Temple will not be made into a hot pot”
Elder "...!"
That's not what I care about!
"Xiaoqing, there have been many rumors saying that I like you recently, I want to clarify that it is not a rumor, I really like you." Fa Hai's usually calm face changed slightly
Maybe other people can't see it, but Xiaoqing can see it
Maybe, a little shy?
After all, it's a bit embarrassing to confess in front of so many people.
"Fahai, you!"
Xiaoqing hadn't read any books, and couldn't find any words for a while. He just felt that Fa Hai was too flirtatious today.
"Host, you!"
The bearded monk clutched his heart, he felt his heart throbbing and throbbing, and at the same time, a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat
eyes rolled, dizzy
……
The old monk is fine, just rest for a while
At this time, the water in Jinshan Temple was taken back by Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen jointly, and the temple was washed by water, and it was swept away by food such as prickly ash and seaweed.
Now the whole temple exudes a strong smell of hot pot, which lasts for a long time
Even if Tao Zi and Monkey King attract the wind, the smell will not dissipate
It seems to be pickled
"You must clean Jinshan Temple for me!!!" the bearded old monk tremblingly pointed at several culprits with Fa Hai's support.
At the end, he vomited a mouthful of blood on the ground.
"Xiaoqing, clean up." Fa Hai regained his calm face, completely unable to connect with Fa Hai who was full of flirtatious words before
"it is good……"
Xiaoqing was stunned, but hadn't reacted yet.
Honest people's sassy words are the most impressive
His mind still echoed the three words that Fa Hai said earlier.
"I like you……"
"I miss you..."
"I'm your man..."
By the time Xiaoqing realized it, he was already sweeping the floor with a broom
Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian were also sweeping the floor with a broom
"Ah, it smells so good... By the way, why did I come to sweep the floor!" Bai Suzhen, who was still immersed in the fragrance one second, broke off the broom in her hand and threw it aside the next second.
"Yes, yes, Xu Xian, sweeping the floor is very tiring, but as long as you cultivate immortality, it's not a problem!" Tao Zi sat on Monkey King's somersault cloud, holding a copy of "Cultivating Immortal Cultivation Techniques" and kept explaining
"Then why didn't the two of you clean up the temple?" Xu Xian said without even looking at Tao Zi
Tao Zi and Monkey King just cast spells and failed to clean Jinshan Temple
"……what?"
Taozi petrified instantly while holding the book
It seems that the Jinshan Temple cannot be cleaned with magic, huh?
Just when Xiaoqing was broomping and sweeping the floor, and Bai Suzhen was trying to glue the broken broom together with spells, colorful lights appeared in the dim lobby
Instantly lights up the lobby
The ethereal voice of "Wukong" seems to come from the bottom of your heart, ethereal like clouds in the sky
"Avalokitesvara"
Sun Wukong turned over from the somersault cloud, put his hands together and knelt on the ground
When they heard that it was Avalokitesvara, the others all followed Monkey King and knelt down.
Avalokitesvara looked at the actions of these people and nodded in satisfaction, it seems that these people are quite upright
"You suddenly boiled Jinshan, this is a sacred place of Buddhism. In order to punish you, you can only clean it slowly and sincerely. Magic will not work."
Holding a porcelain white jade bottle in his hand, a willow branch is inserted in the jade bottle, which looks sacred and inviolable
Buddhism always likes to take it slow with sincerity. It can be seen from the fact that Sun Wukong and others have traveled a thousand miles to learn scriptures and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.
"Why do I feel that Guanyin's clothes are very similar to mine?" Bai Suzhen, who was kneeling underneath, complained. He was also dressed in white.
"What! You said that Avalokitesvara is also a big guy in women's clothes! He... his chest looks pretty flat." Xu Xian exclaimed, unexpectedly, the merciful and compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva is actually a big guy in women's clothes!
"Hey, you two, don't interrupt when the leader is talking."
As if hearing Xu Xian's complaints, Avalokitesvara looked at Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen
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