Dasheng is bald every day in Liaozhai

"Liu Yanchang, open the door! I'm here!" Xu Xian grabbed Tao Zi with one hand and slapped the door with the other, "Papa Papa!"

It's still daytime, but Liu Yanchang's shop is closed

"It's Doctor Xu. Liu Yanchang closed the door today to visit his son at Jinshan Temple. He said that if he meets you, he will let me tell you." An old doctor from a pharmacy next to him walked towards them with his hands in his sleeves.

"..."

You must have guessed that I was coming, so you hid in Jinshan Temple!

"Thank you, Doctor Liu." Xu Xian complained in his heart but still bowed to Doctor Liu

It's just afternoon, Xu Xian came here after lunch, it's not too late to go to Jinshan Temple temporarily, you can stay overnight at Jinshan Temple

"Let go..." Tao Zi's hand has been held by Xu Xian for a long time, he felt his wrist was hot and painful

"You guys are not allowed to run away! It's actually the two of you who tricked Chen Xiang, a good boy, into cultivating immortals!"

Xu Xian will not believe in ghosts and gods, where is there any way to live longer in the world

Xu Xian has read a lot of books. Qin Shihuang Zhao Zheng sent three thousand virgins in search of longevity, but none of them came back in the end.

The glorious Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty ended up eating "elixir" indiscriminately and died

……

There are many such examples. After seeing such examples, Xu Xian never believed in the art of cultivating immortals and the art of ghosts and gods.

Sun Wukong saw that Xu Xian still didn't let go of Taozi's hand, and he could clearly see that Taozi's hand was already turning red

"Let's go, we'll go with you" Sun Wukong stepped forward and forcibly broke Xu Xian's hand

Sun Wukong is here to fall in love, not to cultivate immortality, so it doesn't matter what kind of fairy tales you order.

If Xu Xian frustrates Tao Zi's enthusiasm for promoting immortality this time, he can fall in love. Who's Dou Zhan Buddha wants to be a salesman!

……

The three walked together and were silent all the way. To get to Jinshan Temple, you need to cross the West Lake

Come to the West Lake, the grass grows and the warblers fly, and the willow branches are flying in the air

The sky is blue, the color of a robin's egg

White clouds are randomly distributed in the sky like torn cotton wool

There is only one old man at the ferry. His hair and beard are grizzled, but he is well groomed. He is wearing a worn coir raincoat, with his trousers and sleeves rolled up a little, revealing his dry, thin, black and yellow skin.

Singing a fisherman's song, he slowly rowed the boat over, and looked at Xu Xian and the others who came over, shaking their heads and waving their hands

"I have something to do today, but the lake!" The fisherman jumped out of the boat and patted his clothes

"What! Boatman! I have something very important!" Xu Xian stepped forward eagerly, and now he is very eager to go to Jinshan Temple to bring Chenxiang back!

The exam is coming soon, so there is no time to lose, Chen Xiang has not been here for a long time, and he has to stay up all night to make up lessons when he comes back

"Hahaha, Mr. Xu, I really have something to do. My son will come home to see me today." Yu Weng smiled helplessly

His son joined the army a few years ago, and today he finally returned home from vacation. Yuweng wants to have a good reunion with his son

"Ah, it's like this, you should go back quickly." Xu Xian knew about the situation at the fisherman's house, so he was embarrassed to ask the fisherman to let him cross the lake again.

The house leak happened to rain overnight, and the originally clear sky suddenly became cloudy. At first, it was still light rain, but then it became heavier and heavier, and became a torrential rain.

Xu Xian hurried to the next pavilion to hide from the rain

Taozi and Sun Wukong already felt that the rain was a demonic rain, and the rain was filled with a faint demonic aura

Tao Zi suddenly remembered the TV series "Legend of the White Snake" from the back of her mind

To put it simply, it was a murder caused by rain.

Xu Xian felt that he should not go out today, so he went to find Liu Yanchang first, but Liu Yanchang was not there

Now I want to cross the river, the fisherman has something else to do

"For this kind of problem, as long as you cultivate immortality!" Taozi immediately conjured an umbrella from her hand.

In the original book, the white snake "beauty saves the hero" gave up the umbrella and boat to Xu Xian

So now we can let Xu Xian come to "hero to save the beauty", and Bai Suzhen can also say "Thank you for helping me in the rain, son, there is nothing in return, it is better to promise with your body"

"If you are cultivating immortals, umbrellas and boats are still within your reach." Taozi waved her hand, and suddenly a small and exquisite boat appeared on the calm lake, typical of Jiangnan water village style

"Ahhh! Monster!!!" Seeing Taozi conjure a boat and an umbrella out of thin air, Xu Xian ignored the pouring rain and rushed into the rain, yelling and acting strangely

"..."

"In the future, don't cast spells casually in front of mortals, Tao Zi, there is something wrong with your salesmanship." Sun Wukong patted Tao Zi on the shoulder to express his comfort

Where is there such a salesman? Xu Xian didn't believe in the theory of ghosts and gods, but suddenly casting spells would collapse people's world view

"You should get close to Xu Xian first, and then give him the skills of cultivating immortals when he needs them."

Monkey King never imagined that he would start to teach Taozi "the practical application of selling immortals"

I still can't bear to watch Taozi run into a wall.

……

Xu Xian here

Running wildly and shouting all the way, the dense rain blocked his sight, completely frightened by Taozi's spell just now, subconsciously ran away

Running all the way, suddenly the soles of his feet were empty, and Xu Xian fell into the lake

splashed a lot of water

His hands and feet waved wildly in panic, the air in his lungs gradually disappeared, and Xu Xian felt that he was about to die

Are you going to die...

wrong!

He still has students to take with him!

His students are about to take exams and cannot live without a teacher!

He hasn't brought Chen Xiang down from Jinshan Temple yet!

Gradually regaining strength in his hands and feet, Xu Xian began to swim upstream

After waving his hand for a long time, but his body didn't move upstream, Xu Xian looked down

Feet are actually entangled in water plants

"!"

Xu Xian felt that his lungs were about to explode!

Just when Xu Xian was about to lose consciousness, he wrapped his arms around his waist, and his lips were covered by two soft things

Fucking indecent!

However, the continuous supply of oxygen from the other mouth made Xu Xian put down his beating hands.

Bai Suzhen originally wanted to lend Xu Xian an umbrella on a rainy day, and then they could start a beautiful marriage around giving the umbrella

Unexpectedly, Tao Zi conjured up an umbrella and a boat and broke her own plan

Bai Suzhen had almost given up, but unexpectedly an underwater hero came to save the beauty in the end!

... Earn it!

Bai Suzhen's body is a snake. She has lived in a pool of water for many years and can breathe through her skin.

Right now, he almost pushed Xu Xian to the bottom of the lake and kissed him vigorously. It was useless for Xu Xian to struggle, Bai Suzhen had already tied him up by manipulating the underwater plants

But he just came out of the mountains, and he didn't know how to kiss. He just rubbed his lips against Xu Xian's lips like a rag.

Xu Xian: ...

Do you fucking know how to kiss?

Kissing and kissing, Bai Suzhen became excited and let out her snake tail to wrap around Xu Xian's body