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A bad smell spread to the end of the nose, Gu Yue opened his eyes and found that he landed in a good place.

A latrine.

"Damn it, this damn king of Hades, damn it, oh, Mr. Gu, thank you for your hard work, get out quickly", opened his eyes and found that Liu Bang, who was naked in the cold weather, was scolding vigorously, and suddenly turned around When he saw Gu Yue, he hurriedly put a smile on his face, stood up quickly, and pulled up his pants.

"Big brother, big brother, run, the horses are ready." As soon as he walked out of the door, Fan Kui, who was tall and thick, stood in front of him.

"What are you running for, my majestic emperor, what are you running for, huh?" Liu Bang raised his foot and greeted his rough-skinned and thick-skinned brother-in-law.

"Hey, big brother, Mr. Zifang arranged it. He is working inside to drag Fan Zeng's old fox, let's go back to Hanzhong first." Fan Kuai lowered his voice again, his neck turned red.

When Liu Bang heard about Mr. Zifang, he took a quick look at Gu Yue, a trace of excitement flashed across his face, and he turned around to go to the hall.

"King of Han, the future is long. You and Mr. Zifang will meet again soon. Don't be in a hurry right now?" Gu Yue looked at Liu Bang jokingly.

"Oh my mother, why is there another person here? Eh, he is a warlock, why is he dressed so strangely?" Fan Kui was shocked when he saw a person flashing behind Liu Bang.

"Let's go", Liu Bang pushed Fan Kuai, ignoring his doubts.

The three of them rode three horses, drank the cold wind, braved the heavy snow, and ran desperately all night before reaching the border of Hanzhong at dawn.

Seeing a ruined temple nearby, Liu Bang got off his horse, beckoned Gu Yue to enter the temple, and rested for a while.

"Hey, it's a pity that there is no wine, Fan Kuai, go, look around, if there is anything scary, deal with it," Liu Bang ordered while sitting on the toes of the big Buddha statue, looking like a big brother.

"Brother, what scarier thing is there, what can be more terrifying than Xiang Yu?" Fan Kui walked to the gate of the temple with his sword on his shoulder, and looked out.

"I said, why are you so stupid? What are you looking out for? Come here and see if there are any spider snakes in here?" Liu Bang asked impatiently with squinted eyes.

Fan Kui looked at him in surprise, and asked incredulously: "Brother, no matter how bad that Xiang Yu is, he is only a boy in his twenties. There is no need to be so scared. Grass and wood are soldiers. How can you return a snake?" , Who killed the White Snake Uprising back then?".

Liu Bang looked a little uncomfortable as if he had heard some terrible monster. He looked at the beams of the house and said in a low voice: "In the future, you should stay away from these things. They are highly poisonous. They were also stored in a ruined temple back then." Here, I met a few people from the Five Poison Sect, all of them are so handsome, oh, what a pity, they carry a lot of poisons, it's scary."

"What kind of poison, have you seen it? There are white snakes in it?" Gu Yue was also a little scared by what he said.

"There must be, but at that time they put those poisonous substances in the rain to take a bath, I didn't see it," Liu Bang said fearfully.

"Look at you, brother, you are so scared like a bear," Fan Kui said in a low voice.

Liu Bang lifted his foot and kicked again, cursing grandma's leg and grandpa's butt in his mouth.

"Hmph, big brother, you're going to be violent in front of us, Mr. Zifang, but Wen Fan is doing it," Fan Kui dodged and found a pile of hay at the door and sat down.

Liu Bang was silent for a moment, with a trace of confusion on his face, he ordered Fan Kui to go back to pick up Zhang Liang in a rough voice, while he turned to Gu Yue with a serious face.

"Mr. Gu, with your actor's vision and rich love history, you can help me analyze whether Zhang Liang is interested in me or not." Liu Bang paused, seeing Gu Yue approaching him in a gossipy manner, and then Then he continued: "Look, he never married in his life, and only adopted an adopted son when he was older. In the last life, I thought he liked to ask questions. Besides, with his kind of character, what kind of woman is there?" Can you be worthy? Later, I worked as a successor envoy in the underworld for hundreds of years. I saw a lot of love and love, and I became more thoughtful. Mr. Gu, tell me, will he be for me? Don't marry for life, has he been secretly in love with me?" After Liu Bang finished speaking, his eyes sparkled, and he was a little nervous in his excitement.

"I don't know if Zhang Liang has a crush on you or not, but I'm really curious, do you have a crush on him?" Gu Yue looked at Liu Bang with a smile.

Liu Bang was stunned when he was asked. He looked at Gu Yue for a long time before hesitatingly said: "I don't know, but in the previous life, I was comfortable and unrestrained in front of anyone. Only in front of him, I would pay attention. Clothes, conversation Fang Ming, every time I see his elegant appearance, I always think in my heart, if all my concubines have such temperament, hey, in your era, this, maybe it is a secret love Besides, if the men in my Liu family don't have a man they like, they would be ashamed to say that they are unrestrained and unrestrained. The originator of masculinity, the word broken sleeve, wasn't my grandson inventing it?"

Gu Yue gave Liu Bang a thumbs up jokingly, and said yes.

There was a sound of horseshoes outside the door, and a layer of tension appeared on Liu Bang's face. He straightened his collar before walking out.

"King of Han", Zhang Liang is dressed in a white brocade suit, with a moderate figure, beautiful eyebrows, fair complexion, a pair of black eyes that are bright and clear, exuding a faint elegance around him, like the bright moon under the high night sky .

"Huh, who is this?" Seeing Gu Yue, Zhang Liang burst into an elegant smile, and looked over with smiles in his eyes.

"My next Gu Yue is a friend of the King of Han." Gu Yue glanced at Liu Bang who was still in a daze, smiled and introduced himself, stretched out his hand, and patted Liu Bang on the shoulder lightly.

Only then did Liu Bang come to his senses, he looked at Zhang Liang, and repeated Gu Yue's words again.

Zhang Liang looked at Liu Bang in a little surprise, and then at Gu Yue, obviously he was very concerned about this person who made his king behave abnormally.

"Ah, Ovary, it's cold, come on, put it on", Liu Bang finally returned to his place, took off his cloak, put it on Zhang Liang, put his hand on his shoulder for a while, and didn't move.

Zhang Liang tilted his head to look at Liu Bang, smiled, and said reassuringly, "The King of Han doesn't need to panic, as long as he can come back, everything can be considered in the long run. Xiang Yu is actually not that scary."

Liu Bang suddenly turned his head and looked at Gu Yue with a look of hell, as if he was a little annoyed that his charm was so low.

Gu Yue is also happy, this man from the Liu family is quite eager to conquer.

"Let's go, King of Han, let's go back to the camp first, Mr. Gu, please." Zhang Liang's speech was elegant and refined, making people feel indescribably comfortable.

Along the way, Fan Kui repeatedly scolded Xiang Yu in vulgar words, but Liu Bang held back and didn't follow suit. If he couldn't bear it anymore, he stretched out his foot and kicked his brother-in-law's horse, making him run wildly in front of the crowd go.

Back at the camp, Zhang Liang saw Liu Bang's expression was more abnormal than usual, so Zhang Liang bid farewell and let the king of Han go to the inner courtyard to rest.

Watching Zhang Liang's back go away, Liu Bang turned his head and said to Gu Yue: "Mr. Gu, no matter whether I am a man or a ghost, in the past thousands of years, I have never seen anyone who has the same appearance as me."

"Your Majesty is back, my concubine has prepared food and drinks, hurry up and enter the house." A delicate woman's voice sounded. After Liu Bang looked back, he took a step back in fright and almost knocked Gu Yue down.

"It's over, Mr. Gu, I'm afraid I won't be able to treat women anymore when I come back. When I saw Qi Ji, I thought of her being turned into a pig by Lu Zhi." Liu Bang's face was pale, facing the flowery woman in front of him, as if Against a monster.

"Father, mother has already prepared the meal, let you go home to eat." A little boy ran from a distance, and when he came to Liu Bang, he stopped suddenly and looked over timidly.

"Smelly boy, let's go to eat, Mr. Gu, let's go together", Liu Bang finally felt warm when he saw his son when he was a child, he touched Liu Ying's head, and swaggered away to the east courtyard.

Qi Ji froze in place with a dazed look on her face. What happened to the King of Han? Wasn't he quite gentle last night? Could it be that mothers are more precious than children?

She reached out to touch her belly and smiled reassuringly.

Lu Zhi's appearance was different from what Gu Yue thought, this woman who already had two children was still beautiful and dignified, her brows were upright and firm, she was not the kind of sinister and vicious person.

"If you don't know that you are curious about what she did, you are staring at my wife like this, Mr. Gu, you are not a very gentleman." Liu Bang waved his hand in front of Gu Yue and said leisurely.

"You don't hate her? Do that to your beloved woman?" Seeing Lu Zhi go back to the back room to get wine, Gu Yue came over and interviewed the man who was the most brutal drama in history. The protagonist Liu Bang.

"In the underworld, when I first learned about it, I hated it, but after receiving many people from later generations, especially you modern people, I also understand that I am the culprit. Lu Zhi gave birth to my children and took care of the elderly. , when the incident broke out, I even gave away all the wealth of my natal family to help me, but I neglected her, and I only doted on the beautiful Qi family, from resentment to hatred, I am what you call a proper scumbag." Liu Bang analyzed the drama. It was very profound, and he made a very sharp evaluation of himself.

"When you come back this time, how are you going to make up for them?" Gu Yue was deeply surprised by Liu Bang's attitude, and now he is really curious about his next move.

"Let's be like this, a wife is a wife, a concubine is a concubine, and enjoy the glory and wealth that I deserve. As for the rest, I am powerless. I am afraid that I will have a woman phobia in this life." Liu Bang reclined decadently on the couch, He stuffed something into his mouth with his hands without looking like a king.

Liu Bang, who was full of food and drink, walked away under the eyes of his wives and concubines, and slept in the tent with the new talent Mr. Gu.

The moon was in the middle of the sky, Gu Yue, who couldn't sleep, heard noises in the courtyard, got up to look, but saw Liu Bang standing in the courtyard in cloak, looking at the moon alone, his back was very cold.