1001st Ascension

Wonderful, he twitched the corners of his mouth, and reluctantly said respectfully: "Don't dare to bother Master, just ask my master to write it."

Wu Shi glanced at the two, walked towards the stone table with a smile, picked up a pen, and wrote two lines on an empty piece of paper:

"The paper is full of absurd words, but who knows, but it is the truth;"

"A book makes a trick, but who knows it is the truth."

Huahuli watched from the side of the master, eyes full of admiration, Ling Jun also came over, and when he saw the two lines of steady and majestic words on the paper, he also nodded in appreciation.

"Master, master, you are back, Xiao Heifeng misses you", shouted excitedly, the three raised their heads and saw Xiao Heifeng rushing in from the cave.

Ling Jun dodged, stood in front of his disciples, grabbed Xiao Heifeng, nodded his head, and taught him a lesson: "It's been so long since I've been a beginner, why are you still so reckless? Hey, I'm not a member of the Lingshi sect. Sven, hey, the family style is not right."

Xiao Heifeng put her wings on her hips, and was about to argue with her most unscrupulous little master, but heard Wu Shi say: "I haven't met my master yet."

The little black phoenix turned her head, and seeing Ling Jun looking at it proudly, she spread her wings exaggeratedly, fell to the ground with a plop, saluted her buttocks up, and shouted loudly: "Master, my ancestors! , received the obeisance of the little nineteenth one, wishing the ancestors a longer life than the ugly old pine tree in Nanshan, blessed as the old turtle in the East China Sea, with white beards that grow and grow white, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling." Let's sing.

Ling Jun lifted his wings, met those small eyes, and said intimidatingly: "Ha, little nineteen, no matter how thin the little black bird is, it is still meat, and now you brother Xiaohua has become a human being, so I can only eat you." , Wu Shi, tell me, does Black Phoenix taste better roasted or stewed?"

Little Heifeng stared at this little master who was out of tune, staring at her little black eyes in horror, stretched out a wing and asked Wu Shi for help: "Master, hurry up, feed me a stinky black pill".

Wu Shi smiled, took out the black pill that had been fed to Ling Jun from his sleeve, pinched it with his fingers, and held it in front of Xiao Heifeng.

Xiao Heifeng closed her eyes and fainted in Ling Jun's hands.

The flower fox came over, glared at the little master dissatisfied, took the little black phoenix from his hand, and said softly: "Junior Brother Nineteen is still very good, when I retreat, he often makes some phoenix dew for me to drink, otherwise , I can't recover so quickly."

"Ah, little flower, lost love, lost memory, and now, do you want to be a vegetarian?" Ling Jun glanced at his mouth, and squinted at Huahu.

Dark night

"Joke, I, the author of "Guide to Ascension in Love", will I still lose my love?" Huahu raised his chin proudly.

"A joke? Look at your master, the originator of all kinds of methods for cultivating immortals and ascension guides, has he ascended?" Ling Jun thought for a while, and retorted.

Seeing the embarrassing face of the master, Huahu was a little bit aggrieved, he glanced at the little master, and retorted displeasedly: "Master, you have been with the master for several years, didn't you I understand why the master can write [-] books on ascension, why do you want to think about ascension so persistently?"

Ling Jun glanced at the slightly excited face of the dazzled fox, and then turned his head to look at Wu Shi, but saw that when the disciple met his gaze, he quickly avoided his eyes, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Oh, I understand, Wu Shi, you want to ascend, you want to go to heaven to find a teacher, right?" Ling Jun walked over happily, stretched out his hands, and hugged his apprentice.

Wu Shi froze, Huahu froze.

"It's true that he is the great Kaishan disciple of my Lingshi Sect. He respects his master, is persevering, and is indomitable. He is the best candidate for the future head. Don't worry, if you can't go to the sky, you will come down as a teacher. I will personally take care of you." The position of head is passed to you, good boy." Ling Jun let go of Wu Shi, patted him on the shoulder, and gave him an encouraging smile.

Huahuhu flipped through the manuscripts, took out a sheet, bowed his hands, and handed it to Wu Shi, looked at the little master with sincerity, and said to Wu Shi: "Please accept it, master."

Wu Shi lowered his eyes, but only saw a few chapters in large characters "1001 tricks on how to deal with naive and ignorant lovers". He blushed, took it, quickly put it in his sleeve, put his hands behind his back, and walked out.

"What did you give to your master, I warn you, Xiaohua, don't spoil my future leader of the Lingshi Sect. I have managed to train a good apprentice for several years." Ling Jun pointed at Huahuhu, and quickly Step out.

Huahuhu saw the little master holding Wu Shi affectionately from behind, shook his head helplessly, shook the little black phoenix in his hand vigorously, saw him open those confused little eyes, and hurriedly said He said: "Junior brother, let's go pick some sycamore dew and make tea for the master."

After walking all the way to the kitchen, Ling Jun sat down next to Wu Shi who was busy making a fire and cooking. He looked at Wu Shi's sleeve and asked unwillingly: "Apprentice, don't follow Xiao Hua's example, he has nothing to do with himself. One thing is done, and he still wants to guide others, tell me, has his brain become bad?"

Wu Shi looked at the master and smiled gently.

Ling Jun looked into those eyes, kindly and gently with a hint of teasing, thought for a while, then patted his head regretfully, and said angrily: "Oh, apprentice, you are different. Although you also write the guide yourself, you The brain is normal, so people who practice according to your method can ascend to the sky, but Xiaohua's idea is unreliable, think about it, your sweetheart, there is no need to use these 1001 moves, I think, just use one move ".

"Which move?" Wu Shi was very serious.

"Burning incense to worship, what can you do with a dead person?" Ling Jun looked at him puzzled.

Wu Shi looked back at him incomprehensibly, and after a long time, he opened his jade lips lightly and uttered a few words:

"Master, he is not dead."

"Master knows, for a persistent and infatuated person like you, he will always live in your heart." Ling Jun sighed, and lightly patted Wu Shi's shoulder, his face full of distress for his disciple.

"No, master, he is with me every day," Wu Shi followed the first move, speaking enthusiastically and straightforwardly.

Ling Jun looked at him, stretched out his hands, patted his cheeks vigorously, and said angrily, "Apprentice, I knew that Xiao Hua secretly gave you an idea, he is Don't you want to use his spiritualism to summon her soul, and then keep her by your side every day?"

Wu Shi looked at him in horror.

"It's no use, apprentice, death is the big thing, and peace is in the soil. You are such an honest person, and you always think about what to do with a soul. According to the idea of ​​a teacher, you should let her go and let her go with peace of mind. You, I have to start over again, do you think this is the reason?" Ling Jun's face was serious, and his mouth was full of earnestness.

"Master, look, what did we bring you?" The little black phoenix stood on the shoulder of the flower fox, and the flower fox was holding a jar of clear water, which looked very precious.

"Sycamore dew, okay, master will show you tonight, and make a mint double-slippery egg soup for you to eat." Wu Shi recovered from the weird conversation with the master, and stretched out his hand to pick up the sycamore dew.

But when the transparent and crystal-clear phoenix dew touched Wu Shi's hand, the color quickly turned black, and the black air gradually rose. Finally, it got out of the bottle and turned into a figure, standing in front of Wu Shi.

"Wenchang, what's the matter with you, what happened to the underworld?" Wu Shi saw the faint Wenchang and asked anxiously.

Wen Chang just had a bitter face and said nothing. After a while, it turned into a little water vapor and disappeared.

"Huahu, you and Xiao Heifeng continue to practice on Qingling Mountain. Your ancestor and I are going to the underworld. Something must have happened to your brother Anye." Wu Shi ordered Huahu and pulled Ling Jun, The method of following the ground was urged.

"Brother Anye, who is it?" Xiao Heifeng asked curiously.

"Our fifteenth senior brother, the only one who stayed after ascension, was willing to be an old green snake of Hell King of Hell," Huahu murmured.

The flames of hell were billowing, ghosts were howling, and in the red lotus karmic fire that filled the sky, a big green snake soared into the sky, its eyes were red, and its whole body was shining brightly. Fall into the fire.

A light blue net whizzed towards it, catching the fast-falling big green snake at the moment of Qian Jun's shot, then slowly curled up, and landed at the feet of a tall and straight young man with a handsome face.

A boy dressed in white with a fairy-like face approached the big green snake curiously, walked around it, and looked up at the young man in black: "Is he Xiao Shiwu?"

The two are the big green snake's master Wu Shi and master Ling Jun.

Wu Shi squatted down, stuffed two elixirs into the big green snake's mouth, wiped his inner elixir, and replied with a frown: "Master, he is my fifteenth disciple, An Ye, but things are very serious. It's strange, he shouldn't be involved in this Heavenly Demon War, how could he be injured more than a few juniors, this inner alchemy is all shattered."

The big green snake on the net bent its body several times in pain, opened its mouth and neighed for a while, and then slowly transformed into a human form under Wu Shi's comfort.

The young man in Tsing Yi was sweating profusely, laying weakly on the ground, unable to open his eyes, and only muttered to Master.

Seeing his disciple's unrestrained look, Wu Shi stretched out his hands and pressed hard on his left chest. As An Ye's face became normal, Wu Shi's head was steaming and sweating profusely. All the beads of sweat flowed quickly to An Ye's chest, and were instantly absorbed and disappeared.

Seeing his disciple falling into a deep sleep, Wu Shi withdrew his hand, looked at the burning red lotus karma and the ghost pawns running in a panic in the distance, he turned his head and said to Ling Jun: "I have to trouble Master, help me!" Let's take care of the dark night, and the disciples have to clean up the mess."

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