God doesn't favor me at all

Chapter 2

3 days.

Zhuzhao is very satisfied with the aesthetics of this small landlord. The overall black, white and gray style is generous and tidy, but the furnishings and small details in the house are still warm.

Zhuzhao thinks that she doesn't mind staying here longer, the only fly in the ointment is that the landlord is too edgy.

Poor child~ I can only be the head of the house early~ I went to buy a bunch of vegetables while staring at the scorching sun, and when I got out of the elevator, I found the damn black-bellied man who was about to enter the house! ! !

"Hi ~ Zhuzhao."

"En!" Zhuzhao was about to enter the room, and then glanced at the dishes in Gu Yu's hand, "You know how to cook?"

"That's right~ My mother said that only by cooking good food can I hook up with a beautiful wife~ Hey~ By the way, you haven't celebrated since you moved here. Would you like to come to my house for dinner?"

"Not at night, but at noon tomorrow."

Hey~ Still picking time?I'm just being polite, do you understand me being polite?

"Okay~ What's the taboo?"

"Not vegetarian."

Fuck, just pick up the expensive ones and eat them, they won't kill you

"Okay, see you tomorrow."

"Yeah" close the door and enter the house

Well, you uncle, I don't want to see you at all tomorrow! !

noon the next day

"Hey~ You came early, wait a minute, there is another dish, the soup is going to be simmering for a while, you can sit in the living room now." Gu Juan, wearing a French apron, opened the door and rushed back to the kitchen. yelled

Zhu Zhao frowned, why is this person always so irritable?

But~ the smell of meat coming out of the kitchen~ seems delicious

a meal, fairly quiet

Gu Juan felt that the first time he ate, he knew exactly how many grains of rice he had eaten. After eating like this, he felt that he was not far from indigestion~

I want to slap myself hard, make you talk cheap, make you talk fast, so fucking cheap~ ah~ ah~

"It's delicious."

"Thank you, thank you"

Finally said something human!

"Give you 500, how about a lunch every day?" Candle Zhao was quite satisfied with Gu Ju's craftsmanship.

Why? . . .Fuck, is this a new routine for black-bellied men?Give yourself indigestion?

low?Zhu Zhao looked at the silent Gu Ju, and thought about what he said about his parents abandoning him, so he is a poor bastard, not to mention looking down at the table full of meat, "That's 800 a month, but I only want meat!"

Fuck~ Mom, did the black-bellied man find out his conscience?This is equivalent to saving your own lunch expenses in the future~

"Okay, but do you come to eat every day?"

For money, for future food, I admit that indigestion is nothing.

"I'm going to start work in a few days, let's pack the lunch box!"

Oye~ Hold on for a few more days and you'll be free! ! ! ! !

"Okay, let me provide the lunch box, otherwise I feel that I have taken so much money from you for nothing."

"it is good!"

In the next few days, Gu Juan felt happy eating the free lunch until. . .

Fuck, the routine of the black-bellied man is to make himself constipated~~~ Fuck, I want to eat vegetables~~~~

Staring at the scorching sun report is really a kind of torture~

Gu Ji misses the air conditioner at home

But~ As long as I think of Zhuzhao’s expression on opening the thermal bag and seeing the lunch box on the first day of work, I feel very good~ Let you cheat me~~~ The feeling of constipation is really too bad!

"Hey~ junior? Which department?"

Gu Juan looked sideways at the senior with a wolf-like expression in front of her~

Don't come out wearing heavy makeup on a hot day~ Fortunately, it's broad daylight, if you see this face with makeup like this in the middle of the night, it will definitely scare many people to death.

"Hello, senior~ I'm a freshman in the Department of History!"

Taking good care of you and being good-looking is absolutely invincible

"Haha~ Zhao Xin asked you to say that there are no handsome guys in our history department." The boy who spoke looked at Gu Juan, "Hey, elementary school boy, what's your name, the senior will take you to report."

Hey~ No wonder there are no handsome guys in the history department

Do you want to dress up so nostalgic that the bottom of the beer bottle is hanging on your face?Aren't you hot in a faded long-sleeved shirt on a hot day?

Fuck, haven't the jeans been washed, what are the sporadic spots on them?

"Senior, my name is Gu Ju, care of Gu Ju"

The face continued to wear the expression of flickering mother.

"Gu Ju, my name is Zou Wen, a senior who is one level higher than you, but." The boy turned sideways and whispered in Gu Ju's ear, "There are not many girls in the history department of N University, you have to be prepared~"

"Senior, I'm here to study."

Don't worry, there is no history department, I can find it in other departments

"Good job, I didn't expect someone with your appearance to have this kind of awareness. Yes, you need to have this kind of special research spirit." Zou Wen expressed his satisfaction with the new student's awareness.

My appearance?Fuck, what does this nostalgic youth mean?

"Come on, I'll take you to the freshman report office and get your student card. It's quite inconvenient to be in school without that! By the way, do you live on campus?"

"I don't live on campus, I live nearby."

"Then do you want to take you around the school?"

"It's too hot, I'm going to go back after I've signed up~ Senior, you should go back early, don't let yourself be exposed to the sun!"

I have to stay in school for 4 years after staring at the scorching sun because I am sick.

After signing and taking things, Gu Juan is ready to leave

"Hey~ There will be lectures by all the subject teachers of the history department in the afternoon, don't you want to go?"

"It's okay, we'll get to know each other naturally after class, senior, I'll go first~"

Damn, why don't you leave, waiting to become a roast suckling pig?

"Oh ~ go slowly!"

This is the worst decision that Xiangjiao has ever made! !

class the next day

"I am your ancient professor, and my name is Zhuzhao." The chalk writing on the blackboard was quite beautiful.

"Wow~ teacher~ you are so handsome!"

"Teacher, how old are you?"

"Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Teacher, can I take a photo with you?"

Compared to the fact that there are more boys than girls in the department, the above 4 are the only 4 girls in the entire grade.

Gu Juan buried his head deeply in the crowd

Fuck~ B is a dog, why is the candle here

Why Candlelight Society is a professor at N University

Why do candles teach themselves~~~

Thinking of his prank-changing lunch box, Gu Juan felt that God might really have abandoned him.

"Now roll call"

Zhuzhao raised his eyebrows, hiding in the crowd so I can't see your son?

Mouthless fans?Retarded yellow bath balls?And today's yellow-haired cartoon girl, very good~ I haven't been so humiliated in many years by being teased by a group of old men in the office! !

What do you call "care"

"Farewell" Lao Tzu is not here

"You didn't come, did you? Very good, this class..."

"Here! Professor, I didn't hear you just now." Gu Juan gritted his teeth and said, MD, a black-bellied man, if I don't agree, I'm going to pawn my credits.

Look, look, naked revenge, revenge~~~

Zhuzhao glanced at Gu Ju, who was gnashing his teeth, and said lightly, "My request is very simple. I will only call the roll once in the whole semester. You can skip class, but I can remember all of you. If you skip class once, you will not be in this class." Think about it!" His eyes turned to Gu Juan, "As for the student who didn't pay attention in class, in order for you to concentrate on listening to the class in the future, my class representative for this class is you, Classmate Gu, I hope you don't make any more petty moves~ Mmm!" Finally In a word, speak slowly.

Fuck~ Listen, listen, this is the revenge of the black-bellied man~ Can we still get along happily in the future?I want to raise the rent!

"Okay, Professor Zhu"

"I'll go~ Professor Zhu's voice is so sweet~"

"That student who cares about you is so handsome~"

"Inexplicably, I think they are so cute~"

"I feel~ I witnessed the beginning of adultery!"

What the heck~~~

A class ended in a cloud of concern, and just as I felt that I was out of the sea of ​​​​suffering, the death knell ushered in.

"Gu Juan, follow me to the office." Turning around and leaving

"Okay!"

A group of women with wolf lights, their eyes shining