God doesn't favor me at all

Chapter 13

Youying avoided the crowd, and deliberately dismissed the caretakers, and went to the depths of the forest alone

How dare a hardened Shan Mei dare to kidnap someone in front of him?

The 2 girls were unconscious on the ground.

"Brother, the two girls are the best, they are not broken!" Shan Mei said flatteringly to the young man by the fire

The young man looked at the flattering Shan Mei, "Go away, looking at your face makes me lose my appetite, I'll give you the leftovers later!"

"Okay, okay, thank you big brother!" Shan Mei quickly jumped not far away.

The young man turned the two girls over with his toes, um~ It’s been a long time since I had a virgin. In this era, there are fewer and fewer virgins. It’s not easy to meet them~

Turning back to the original body, twisting my snake body, it is still so comfortable~~~

"There is still the missing Jiao Jiao?" Another Jiao Jiao's tingling voice echoed in the darkness, while the Shan Mei beside him had already prostrated himself on the ground. The huge sense of oppression made him almost unable to maintain his rigid body. .

"Who are you? Now that you know I'm Jiao Jiao, why don't you get out of here?" Jiao Jiao faced a huge threat of oppression

"Oh~ let me go? Your ancestors didn't dare to talk to me like that, you are quite courageous!" Then an invisible hand directly pressed the snake to the ground, unable to move even the tail of the snake.

"You... who the hell are you? Let me tell you, my grandfather is nearby, let him catch you, and you will be finished!" Qiao Jiao hurriedly said

"Your wild ancestors have to call me grandpa! Remember, my name is Taiyin Youying!"

Jiao Jiao's eyes widened, "Tai,, Taiyin Youying? The supreme being who has existed since Pangu opened the sky? Impossible!"

"You can't lie to me!"

"Taiyin Youying, punish the filthy evil in the world, the descendants of Jiaojiao will eat people, punish!" At the same time as the voice fell, countless black arms emerged from the darkness, each arm had countless mouths, directly swallowing Jiaojiao.

"Shan Mei, I think you are not cannibalistic yet, today..." Youying's voice stopped abruptly.

Shan Mei looked around tremblingly, did the originally invisible pressure still disappear?Shan Mei doesn't dare to stay here at all now, she was enslaved by the Jiaojiao's family just after she took shape.

Just now, the lord just swallowed the scorpion with one move. Now it doesn't dare to do bad things at all. It turns out that if you do bad things, you will be caught, so you should find a place in the mountains to feed on birds and beasts!

At this moment, Youying is instinctively full of anger, how dare she go to find his little boy when he is not around?I will definitely make life worse than death for this jiao 茰貐! !

However, at this moment, I only feel numb for a while~

What is the big snake more than 2 meters high in front of you?Has the white snake become a spirit?

Nanima don't look like an old man.

It's also a white snake, but what Xu Xian met was a beautiful snake, why did I meet an old man with a wrinkled face, and Nima spit out letters~ so disgusting~

Gu Juan held the torch in his hand, looked at the snake spirit, and thought about the chances of scaring the snake spirit away with the torch~

It's useless to fall~ fart, okay!

The problem is that he can't run away either. The two girls behind him have fainted. If he runs away, wouldn't it be over for these two girls?

Damn Li Shang, let’s forget about 500 camping trips like this, and I’m going to risk my life. I’ll never participate in this kind of activity again, if the fuck is still alive!

"Then what~ Mr. Snake Spirit, why don't we discuss it? I'll give you all our valuables and food, and you let us go, how about it?" Gu Juan felt that it would be better to discuss it than to fight hard, maybe Although this snake spirit is ugly, is he as kind as Bai Suzhen?

"Snake spirit? I'm Lord Jiao! How dare you insult me, a human being?" Qiao Jiao seemed extremely displeased, but looking at Gu Juan's eyes, he was full of greed, such a human being with a lot of spiritual energy, How many years has it been since I saw such a person full of spiritual energy?It's definitely a great supplement~

Jiao?That vicious, cannibal monster with a human face and a snake body?Damn, don't you fucking be funny, there are still ancient monsters in the 20th century?What about the good myth?

"Yi, Mr. Jiao, well, our meat is not good! You should try canned meat?"

"I think you're good!" Qiao Jiao, who was still teasing, suddenly showed a fierce look in his eyes, "Do you have Taoists?"

"What? No, we are just a group of hard-working college students!" Absolutely hard-working, you can still meet monsters when you go camping

~ Mom, I want to go home! ! !

"Kill my grandson, I will take your life!" He suddenly rushed towards Gu Juan.

Gu Juan didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly and nimbly dodged the attack of the snake's tail, but the tip of the tail still scratched its arm.

The blood dripped on the two wrists, one side emitted a golden light and rushed towards Jiao Jiao, while a black air from the other side directly wrapped around Jiao Jiao.

Fuck,,, it turns out that the red string really can ward off evil spirits!Where did Youying buy wholesale, I want to wear it all over my body!

Jiao Jiao twisted the huge snake body angrily~ Gu Juan dragged the two stunned sisters to the side.

"Gu Juan, is there something wrong?" You Ying suddenly appeared beside Gu Juan, and hurried forward

Gu Juan was very excited when he saw Youying, "Youying~TM has a monster~~ He said he was Jiao! That monster that eats people in the myth! He..."

"Are you alright! Let me see where it hurts~" Youying still stared at Gujuan, there was a lot of blood on Gujuan's shirt, and Youying's eyes were gloomy~

"No, I got bruised on two arms!" Gu Juan then said, "Hey, it's not that at this time, the monster~ damn monster is behind you, why are you so fucking calm! I was almost swallowed by him! You . . . shit"

Gu Juan felt that he couldn't express his current mood except for "fuck".

Excuse me, is the guy who punched the monster's face madly a human?

That guy who cried father and mother and called grandpa was the monster Jiao Jiao who almost scared me to pee just now?

Ancient monster?Why don't you believe me all of a sudden~

Is this Nima here to be funny?

Gu Juan felt that after seeing Youying beating Jiaojiao violently, seeing Youying compressing Jiaojiao into a small meat ball and the small meat ball disappeared in his palm, he was already very calm.

Fuck~ Calm down, what the hell is Youying?

"Let me see your injury~" Youying stepped forward and wanted to lift Gu Juan's sleeves.

But was blocked by Gu Juan, "Shouldn't you explain it to me?"

"Explain what?" Youying looked at Gu Juan, she really didn't want to use Soul Conjuring this time, he really wanted to know how the little boy he raised would react to this bizarre world

"For example, the monster just now, is he Jiao Jiao?"

"Yes!"

"Then how did you manage to beat it violently and squeeze it into a ball? Spell?"

"Ok!"

"are you human?"

"no!"

"Oh!" Gu Juan suddenly didn't know what to ask, but felt that it wasn't the first time he had encountered such a weird thing, and he could accept it calmly in his heart.

"Gu Juan, are you afraid of me?" Youying looked at the silent Gu Juan leisurely.

"Will you hurt me?"

"No, I will only protect you!" The little cub I decided to raise will definitely be protected!

"You said you wanted to be my bodyguard, don't go back on it~ Now I think you are really handsome as a bodyguard~" Gu Juan looked at Youying and felt that Youying was glowing golden

Let me go, what is the concept of beating monsters with bare hands~ Being rich and beautiful is awesome, this friend is really awesome~ Zhen Zhen, you are fucking weak!

That little guy who thought he was a ghost in the middle of the night and was shivering, was this kid with golden eyes?

What should I do~ I suddenly feel that this little brat is really annoying!

"Hey~ Youying, why don't you speak?" Gu Juan looked at Youying seriously, "You don't want to go back on your word, do you~"

Please don't~ You always have golden thighs, titanium alloy thighs~~~

"As long as you are not afraid of me, I will always protect you!" Youying looked at Gu Juan and said word by word.

As long as you are not afraid of me, and you do not leave me, I will always be by your side to protect you!

"Enough loyalty!" Gu Juan patted Youying on the shoulder and then suddenly said, "Fuck, Zhuzhao isn't a human?"

"Correct!"

Take care of silence. . .Mom, I hired 2 tenants, but they are not human~~~