What kind of experience is it for Shanghainese to drift north?

Being reminded by him, I vaguely recalled some past events, but the experience in Los Angeles was too bad and... I was so drunk that I didn't want to think about it.

...And what gave me some headaches was the reply from a large line of people under his post:

Is it @Beijing Subway 011?

It must be @Beijing Subway 011

@北京地铁011 So you are not from Beijing! ?

@北京地铁011 came out to install B

@Beijing Subway 011 Let's be together! !

……

When I went to find Fu Pingqiu, he was in the room with his head bowed and painting.

He took off his glasses when he saw me, and said apologetically, he didn't expect those netizens to recognize you so easily... I'm sorry.I can help you clarify if you need it.

It's okay, I said and sat down next to him, and played with a small brush in my hand. Actually, I don't really mind...that, but I may not specifically respond to you online, don't be upset.

Fu Pingqiu smiled as a tacit consent, then he suddenly looked at me seriously and asked: Zhang Kedou, are you willing to stay and belong to me?

Yes... but you have to promise me one condition.I blushed and said.

"You said."

"Don't go out to find someone else to date, okay?"

All right, I'll listen to you.He dropped the brush, hugged me with a smile, if you don't let me find someone to date, then you have to satisfy me... Before he finished speaking, he leaned over and stuck out the tip of his tongue to enclose my earlobe, and put his hand dishonestly into my earlobe. In my open collar.

"Ah!" I struggled to resist, "I can't do it today...uh...!"

(Actually, at that time, I really wanted to ask him one more question. If I didn’t agree to him, what would he do...whether he gave up or persisted. After a long time, when I suddenly thought of this matter and asked him, he just took a deep breath Say, you don't want to hear the answer.)

……

"...Monday, took herforadrinkonTuesday, weremakinglovebyWednesday..."

The lazy and sexy male voice was poured into my ears. I raised my heavy eyelids and found myself in a bar with low-key and gorgeous decoration.

It wasn't until a foreign boy dressed as a waiter came to me and served a glass of crystal clear liquid that I remembered that my classmates and I were on vacation in the United States. This is a bar in LA Chinatown.I fumbled in my pocket, pulled out a few gray-green bills, and watched the waiter take the tip with a smile and leave.

In a daze, more voices poured in from all around, and I turned my head to see other men and women sitting on the same sofa as me.

Du Haizhi is one of my friends, a native of Shanghai like me.I have known him since high school, he is a typical playboy, his family is quite rich, and he has a wide social circle. In high school, he met a lot of Shanghai dudes, all kinds of people.Just after the end of the sophomore year, he summoned one of the people to go abroad to have fun, including me.I didn't really want to come, and I didn't have to, but he told me that many of his female classmates asked him to persuade me to come, and he could even invite me (mainly because I sometimes help him sign in).

"Oh, Brother Zhang has a strong forehead, I'm going to come, I'm very handsome!" (Oh, Brother Zhang has a lot of taste, I'm very proud of you when you come!)

He also pretended to be kind and said, knowing that I have just broken up in love, it is better to stay away from domestic fun completely and treat it as a refreshment.As soon as I heard it, I knew that some of my peers had expressed good feelings for me... Finally I came.

As long as I think of Ke Xue... I don't know how to get rid of the depression in my heart.Because of her, my code for the final exam this semester was a mess, and it was the first time I had two make-up exams in a row.

The box smelled of cigarettes, sweat, strong perfume, women's screams, and the sound of KTV that hurt my eardrums. I couldn't stand it, so I ran out for a while.

After I returned to the box, Du Haizhi, who had a small crew cut, came over and sat down beside me.He was not alone, and there was a blond foreign girl in his arms.He laughed drunkenly and asked where did you go... What, foreign girls don't suit your taste?I loosened my collar and shook my head in disgust.Then he took the empty wine glass from my hand and handed it to another Chinese girl next to me, and the glass of wine entered my stomach a few seconds later.

What happened later... I don't have much memory, I just remember that I was drunk again, and my white shirt was torn and crumpled with the smell of wine and lipstick marks on my body.Surrounded by students in a state of disarray, several female students were divided up by boys who were still conscious, and walked out of the gate with their arms or arms.Du Haizhi has long been missing.

The moment I stood up, the center of gravity of my body was a little unstable. Fortunately, I instinctively supported the cabinet on one side, and then fell headfirst into the sofa.

hateful……

I wiped my face with the back of my hand, and said a Shanghai-style national curse unhappily.

Hey, which one of you will give Xiao Zhang a gift, he seems to be drunk... I heard a girl's voice, and she looked at me with strange eyes when she was talking.

Xiao Zhang...?Oh... that's talking about me.

It's a pity that the woman was soon taken away by another boy.At this time, the girl who had been sitting next to me and pouring wine for me wanted to help me. I knew she had a crush on me, but I couldn’t like her, and I hated her heavy chemical makeup on her face. I pushed open her.She scolded me angrily and sadly and walked away.

It seems that I am really a little drunk, this is the first time I have drank so much outside.I tried to stand up again, and this time my body was decent enough to walk.Resisting the uncomfortable tumbling in my stomach, I swayed to the door of the bar. It was already dark outside, and what greeted me was a completely strange world.

No... No... Consciousness has begun to blur... Relying on instinct, I wanted to take out the phone to call someone, but somehow the phone fell to the ground as soon as I took it out. I squatted down to pick it up, but my body paralyzed uncontrollably sit on the ground.

Uh...

A burning nausea suddenly appeared in his chest, his eyes went dark, and his whole body seemed to have fallen into a huge quagmire... For the moment of fragmentation, he forgot what he was doing, and a sour feeling could not help but well up in his eyes...

Just when I was not far from the system crash, a tall white man appeared in my blurred vision. He seemed to be 2 meters... no... 3 meters... He approached me, bowed his head next to me, and his waist was covered He held it with his warm hand, and heard him say Hey, are you OK in a hoarse and rough voice?

The man had blue eyes and a gray beard shaved close to his chin.I opened my eyes blankly, but I couldn't make a sound when I opened my mouth.It wasn't until he asked me again that I answered Thankyou, I'mfine reflexively with the remaining consciousness... Then I felt my face was pressed against a big callused hand, it felt... very uncomfortable... man Grin at me, OhyourEnglishissopretty...

English... can you say that...

I tried in vain to break his hand away, and inarticulately asked you just... what did you say...

The man didn't speak anymore, but suddenly increased his strength and pulled me, hugged me, his arms were brutally grabbed, and the nerves that had been paralyzed for a long time were screamed out in pain.

At this moment, his movements were suddenly interrupted by another person.I slumped on the ground, raised my head and looked up at the man who suddenly appeared in confusion. He has the same eyes and skin as mine, and seems to be 3 meters tall...

In a daze, I heard him say a few sentences to the bearded man at the beginning, and then the other party said "... sorry Ididn't know who was yours" with a narrow expression, and left.

I still understand every word he said, but when put together, I just don't understand what it means...

When I opened my eyes and woke up, my head was still a little dizzy, as if I had a real hangover.

I narrowly escaped from a certain devil the night before because the other party had other jobs in his hands.This night I slept deeply, and I had a dream, in which I recalled the time... I was almost picked up by gringos in Los Angeles 5 years ago.

Later, I just remembered that the strange Chinese boy helped me pick up the phone, helped me up and took me back to the bar, and contacted my damn bad friend, and they came to pick me up.I heard from Du Haizhi that when he found me, my clothes were disheveled, my neckline was wide open, and my whole body was hung on the other party's body in an imageless manner.

5 years ago I was still too young.

Since then, every time I think about it, I just want to curse WTF countless times, completely ignoring the person who saved me from the foreign hooligans.Thinking about it now, it's a good thing that Fu Pingqiu didn't send me back to the hotel that day but chose to contact my friend, otherwise I couldn't imagine what embarrassing things I would do in front of him... let alone make him have a good impression of me.

The author has something to say: There is another update tonight! (with car)