What kind of experience is it for Shanghainese to drift north?

When I was in college, Xiao Wang told me that he wanted to work in Beijing after graduation.When I asked him why, he said that Beijing is the capital and a big city. In Beijing, all the people who work are high-level people, and the people who buy houses are rich second-generation.When he said this, his eyes were full of admiration and yearning, and he seemed particularly uneducated.I scoffed, noncommittal.

It is not surprising that a local Phoenix like Xiao Wang who was born in a small city on the [-]th tier would say such a thing. I am different from him, and my hometown is in Shanghai.

Although Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen belong to the first-tier big cities of the same level, I admire Shanghai with its elite style more than Beijing since I was a child.In my impression, although Beijing sounds atmospheric enough, it always has a kind of dusty air that is native to the north, and it is not as beautiful as the south.Moreover, on average, more than 10 Hollywood blockbusters are filmed in Shanghai, Hong Kong and other places every year, and there are also in Beijing, but the number is far less than that in Shanghai, which is enough to reflect that Shanghai's internationalization and cross-cultural level is slightly higher.

In the public class, I was typing with my tablet. Xiao Wang pulled me and said, look at the girl who spoke just now. She is the third from the left in a row. She is too beautiful. I don’t know if she has a boyfriend. I really want to have a date. ah.

My glasses were almost knocked off by him, and after pushing them back, I looked at what Xiao Wang said, "the third from the left in a row" from a distance, and then turned to him and said to him, so you also like it?

Xiao Wang looked at me with an incredulous expression, such a pure actress face, isn't this okay?So what do you like?

I thought about it, and then picked out the name of a Japanese actress from my mind.

Oh my god, Xiao Wang let out a low cry (he actually knew that Japanese actress), that's a goddess at all... No, she's at the level of a fairy, you don't have to worry about not being able to find someone with such high demands.

I snorted, put on the earphones, and twirled the pen between my index and middle fingers, ignoring him.

In fact, I have never been very interested in girls before, and my eyesight has become higher and higher without knowing it. Every time my roommates are still busy watching small movies and playing small planes, when sharing their experience in picking up girls, I didn't participate in any of them, but took my notebook to the library to write an essay, to Starbux to write a paper, or to do something else more meaningful.

Not that I don't masturbate, of course I do, and occasionally get physically touched by another person in my dreams, but I'd never do it to porn, the crappy ones make me sick.

Even the Japanese actress at the top of my vision, I never had any sexual fantasies about her, or meaning in that direction.In my eyes, women are like handicrafts with different styles. The female star can be regarded as the most exquisite vase among them, but at most I will just stop and admire her instead of falling in love with her, even though she has a hole just right.

Am I gay?I don't know - that metaphor was originally used to describe men, and I prefer to use it to describe women, because men are not even vases in my eyes.So sometimes I feel a little empty.I don't know why, but it's okay, that feeling usually doesn't last long.

Xiao Wang called me with his head on his arm, and he came to harass me again when he was resting in a row of three nympho, he said Brother Zhang, I really envy you, tall and handsome, good grades and smart, born a big city Man, there are so many girls chasing you secretly but you ignore them, what a waste of resources.Do you know that others say you are cold.

I didn’t take my eyes off the screen, and said to him in a calm tone that when God created everyone, there was a gap. If you want to refute with the view that everyone is equal, I have no objection, but everyone knows it. I understand that there are many things that people can improve through hard work and self-cultivation, but there are also many things that don't work.When you are envious of me today, maybe other people are also jealous of your innate advantages, although that is not yet for me, and it will not be in the future.So Wang Youcai, that's why when you are still smirking and checking celebrity gossip on wbo every day, I'm already watching xhu.

After completing a new answer, I picked up the tablet and walked out of the public hall very elegantly under the sound of the professor announcing the end of get out of class and Xiao Wang's dumbfounded gaze. (Unfortunately, I later found out that he was not looking at me)

After graduating from university, Xiao Wang and I were the only ones in our dormitory to study in F University. We were lucky to be assigned two people to live in one dormitory, and no one else moved in. This is a great blessing for other graduate students. .

That night, I ordered a glass of espresso, stayed alone at the Starbux I frequented in Wujiaochang, and looked at x. I received a V letter from Xiao Wang on my mobile phone.

It is a voice that is 56 seconds long.

I calmly thought that he might have been cursed by me to write a joke, and I picked it up, only to hear him shouting excitedly on the other end: Brother Zhang! !I finally have a girlfriend! ! !Lu Meng!My goddess actually accepted my confession!Let me tell you that she used to have a boyfriend. Some time ago I heard that she broke up suddenly and I tried it (51 seconds below)... The result is fucking!It worked! ! !

Who is it that I asked Lu?

Xiao Wang swallowed and continued to speak, Lu Meng!That's the one, you've seen it, the goddess who sat in a row of three in our public class that time!

I remembered, that rather pretty vase.I wanted to send him a congratulations, but my fingers typed these two words on the phone with difficulty, but it took twice as long as usual... What's wrong with me?

He continued to say what else, I was planning to go to Beijing, but she wanted to stay here, so I didn't go, and decided to stay with her in Shanghai.

I tried my best to calm down my emotions, and typed: Isn't it always your belief to go to Beijing?

Xiao Wang said that there is no way, I still have a lot of wishes, there are always some things to choose, in fact, Shanghai is also very good for me! ...Okay I'm going on a date and I'm not saying goodbye to you!

……

My thoughts were completely interrupted. I forgot the answer to which question I was making up just now. I knocked my xphone11plus on the table heavily, but I still couldn't calm down.Can Xiao Wang's girlfriend make me react so much?

By the way, I am not reconciled.

Xiao Wang will probably be a spare tire, right?They are not a perfect match. Even if I don't like that female vase, she is much better than Xiao Wang in terms of looks. As a native of Shanghai and a top student in F University, she can definitely choose someone who is about the same level as me.But dating Xiao Wang from a small town on the [-]th line, it is not an exaggeration for others to say that it is a dick who has caught up with a goddess.

It's like telling you that a crane tail you never looked at was admitted to a prestigious school that you dare not apply for; Moved into a high-end villa in the suburbs of Pudong New Area overnight!And you still live in Songjiang, where you have to take the subway for 40 minutes to the city.

I seem to have seen Wang Youcai use that plain face, and said to me with excitement and regret, you see, I easily get what you don’t like, and I don’t even bother to go to the imperial capital, but you still have nothing, how pitiful .

My hands are shaking and I refuse to accept this outcome.I don't discriminate against qualified outsiders, but it doesn't matter if you say I have a sense of vanity and superiority, or say I am narrow-minded...

I made maybe the only stupid decision in my life: I'm going to Beijing.

When Xiao Wang heard about my plan to go to Beijing, his mouth became O-shaped, and he said you didn’t take the wrong medicine, why did you suddenly go to Beijing? Didn’t you think that the smog in Beijing was so smoggy at the beginning? What is Shanghai want to stay in the local?

I'm not being salty or blunt, because I have a good job opportunity, not only has a good cultural atmosphere, but also has a lot of room for future development. A monthly salary of tens of k is not a problem, and I am in the capital, and I pass by Zhongnanhai when I go to work. Don't want to go?

Xiao Wang looked at me dubiously, what you said is true?

After I nodded, the way he looked at me changed.Hearing him say that he is indeed Zhang Ge, it is really awesome!Hey, I probably won't have this kind of opportunity in my life, so you can go to Beijing...