you are within five miles of me

Zhou Yang is very popular, Jiang Yanzhe has always known.Don't look at Zhou Yang being very aggressive towards him, in fact Zhou Yang is very obedient at home, except that he didn't study well at the beginning, and he never gave his family a headache.At school too, Zhou Yang was good-looking, with a cheerful and sunny personality, and he was gentle and considerate in dealing with others. He was so fierce to Jiang Yanzhe because he was taken care of by Jiang Yanzhe since he was a child, so he subconsciously thought that there was no need to be polite to him.Jiang Yanzhe was quite proud, thinking that Zhou Yang could only reveal the truth to him, and only acted on occasion to others.

But after seeing the several potted plants on Zhou Yang's table, Jiang Yanzhe realized the reality. He began to understand that Zhou Yang treats other friends sincerely. Otherwise, could such small plants be conjured out of thin air based on a sentence in Zhou Yang's circle of friends?

What happened was like this: Zhou Yang seldom posted on Moments, but when he did, there were bound to be many people cheering him on.For example, two days ago, Zhou Jie's friend sent her a pot of succulents. Zhou Jie asked Zhou Yang to take care of him when he was away at university and had no time.Zhou Yang took care of it for a few days, and found that the little plant was not bad, so he posted a sentence in Moments: This little thing looks really unique.Then I added a picture of the succulents he raised, and as a result, many people commented on him, "Is this a little small, I'll buy you a bigger one."

"You like it, so do I. I have raised a lot, and I will give you a pot."

"I like the fortune tree, why don't I buy you a pot and see if you like it?"

"I'll buy it for you!"

"Buy, buy, buy!"

"purchase!"

……

Many such comments, although Zhou Yang has replied one by one and emphasized that he really doesn't need it, but there are still a few buddies who have the closest relationship with Zhou Yang, who don't know the address of Zhou Yang's home, and send these plants to the school.The most irritating thing is that a fool actually sent a small pot of money tree to Zhou Yang!Thinking that Pidianer Pidianer helped bring these things up, Jiang Yanzhe wished he could chop off his dog's paws!At this moment, he was staring viciously at the branches and leaves of the fortune tree, which seemed to be silently mocking him.Hold!Jiang Yanzhe thought: If I pull out the root of this shit, can Zhou Yang blame me?

Zhou Yang was trying to move these plants to his feet, and he was thinking about how to take them home. Just as he was about to ask Jiang Yanzhe to help, he found that this guy was staring at his fortune tree viciously, as if he wanted to eat it Same.

"What are you thinking, I warn you, don't mess around!"

Jiang Yanzhe had no choice but to restrain his mind and pretend that he was fine.Opening the English book, I shouted several times: "I'mfine, thankyou. AndyouI'mfine, thankyou. AndyouI'mfine, thankyou. Andyou" Jiang Yanzhe used these English words that sounded like spells to numb himself.

Yu Bo, who was sitting in front, finally couldn't listen anymore, and replied: "I'mfinetoo.I'mfinetoo.I'mfinetoo! Mr. Zhou, can you talk to Boss Jiang? You see, he sings a lot in one-man shows. Awkward."

Yu Bo turned around and smiled at Jiang Yanzhe "hehe", "Boss Jiang, my spoken pronunciation is OK!"

Zhou Yang almost died of laughter from Yu Bo, "Hahahahaha, OK, OK, it must be OK!"

Jiang Yanzhe looked at the two people who sang together in front of him, and Zhou Yang couldn't bear to say it, so he had to hurt Yu Bo, "Oh? Then you'd better pass the monthly exam with these superb spoken English to bless yourself!"

"Hey, let's borrow a good word from the boss!" Now Yu Bo even omitted the word "Jiang", and directly changed his name to the boss.

"Jiang Yanzhe, there are several pots of succulents here. Would you like to raise one and I'll give it to you? I think this little thing looks cute."

Jiang Yanzhe subconsciously wanted to refuse, but after a second thought, he turned his mind to the fortune tree, "I want that fortune tree."

If Zhou Yang hadn't seen his look just now, he might have agreed to him, but now...

"That can't be done, there is only this pot of money tree, I have to keep it and take good care of it. Forget it, I don't think you are a person who knows how to grow plants. I am afraid that you will pull out their roots after sending you off. I'll just keep it all to myself."

Hold!This damn rich tree!Jiang Yanzhe cursed secretly.

In the end, Zhou Yang called Jiang Yanzhe to help him transport these small plants home, and the two of them did not stay for two nights.They walked side by side on the road, Zhou Yang had a few pots of succulents in his bag, and when he walked, those delicate little flower pots shook slightly and made a little noise.Jiang Yanzhe firmly held the pot of fortune tree in his arms, because he really didn't want Zhou Yang to hold it as far as he could see it. Even if Zhou Yang couldn't see it when he returned home, Zhou Yang probably wouldn't hold the pot of fortune tree all day long. Let the tree swing.Zhou Yang pushed his bicycle and walked slowly with Jiang Yanzhe. He turned his head slightly and was surprised to find that Jiang Yanzhe seemed to have grown taller again.

"Zhou Yang, how did you prepare for this monthly exam?"

"That's it, it should be better than before."

"I believe you."

"Ah."

In the first monthly exam, the students were allowed to test the water first, so they were not divided into classes. The whole class was moved to a large lecture hall for the exam. According to the student number when entering the class, they sat two seats apart. It's spacious for one person.Jiang Yanzhe has good grades. Basically, after each course is over, there is still time to observe Zhou Yang. Zhou Yang is not as serious as before in answering the questions. Now he really takes every course seriously, writing from beginning to end, from beginning to end.Jiang Yanzhe smiled gratifiedly. After the last exam, he also closed the cap of his pen.

After they finish the exam, they have to continue to study by themselves at night. The time of senior three and senior dogs is so precious.When they entered the classroom together, they found Yu Bo was chewing something vigorously, crunching and chewing again and again.

Zhou Yang took a closer look and found that next to Yu Bo was an empty Oreo bag.Yu Bo, this little fat man, looks delicious in everything he eats. Originally, Zhou Yang was not interested in Oreo biscuits, but now Yu Bo hooked him up.Watching Yu Bo eat is as tempting as watching food broadcasts in the middle of the night!

Zhou Yang felt that Jiang Yanzhe should feel the same as himself, so he asked him, "Do you want to eat Oreos?"

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yanzhe didn't notice what Yu Bo was doing at all, and continued to search for study materials on the desk, "I don't want to."

But Yu Bo heard this, "Mr. Zhou, do you want to eat too? I'm so sorry, I finished eating today, and I'll bring it to you tomorrow."

Zhou Yang also felt that his performance was too obvious, so he quickly waved his hands, "No, no, I just said it casually."

"Why are you being polite to me, it's a small thing."

Unexpectedly, during breakfast the next day, Yu Bo actually threw a bag of Oreos from the front.

"President Zhou, it's for you, eat!"

Zhou Yang was taken aback for a moment, he had almost forgotten about the Oreo craving yesterday, but now he remembered it again, and seeing that Yu Bo had turned away, he obviously didn't care about the bag of biscuits.

Zhou Yang tore open the packaging bag and took a bite only to find that it tasted like chocolate.He held out the biscuit to Jiang Yanzhe and asked, "Do you want to eat it?"

"Why did he give you Oreos?"

"I wanted to eat it yesterday, but he said he would give me another bag today."

"Why don't you say you want to eat?"

"Yesterday, Yu Bo ate so deliciously that I didn't expect myself to be greedy. Actually, I don't want to eat today. I didn't expect Yu Bo to remember it, so I just ate it."

"Chocolate?"

"Well, let's eat together."

"Give it all to me." Jiang Yanzhe was not polite at all, a bag of biscuits was taken away, and no scum was left for Zhou Yang.

Zhou Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

When Zhou Yang came to school in the afternoon, a few classmates who had been chatting in the corridor pointed at themselves when they saw him coming up, and whispered, "He's here, he's here." Then they smiled at him laugh.

Zhou Yang felt a little creepy, what happened?Could it be that the results of the monthly exam have already come out, and Li's father is following him because he did too poorly in the exam?Zhou Yang stepped into the classroom uneasily. He was used to entering through the back door, but the whole class turned to look at him in unison. He just stepped into one foot and hesitated whether to step in the other.Zhou Yang noticed something strange in the eyes of all of them, that's right, it was Jiang Yanzhe!He kept his head down and didn't look at himself. Zhou Yang's back was a little chilled by such a weird scene.He smiled awkwardly at the students, and quickly moved to his seat, trying to shrink himself up, but unfortunately the eyes of the whole class followed his moving trajectory.

When Zhou Yang walked to his seat, he finally found out where the strange atmosphere in the class came from. It turned out that it was not other people who were weird, but his own illness. What happened to the boxed Oreo biscuits piled up on his fucking seat? thing?

Zhou Yang glared at Jiang Yanzhe, who was pretending to be a tortoise, and finally managed to swear: "You fucking explain it to me!"

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On New Year's Eve tonight, I wish you all your dreams come true and you get rich overnight!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha