If you don't marry a daughter-in-law, you will inherit the family property

At the same time, An Qian, who was driving two kilometers away, sneezed loudly, which made the sleeping cat in the passenger seat tremble.

He rubbed his nose and said to himself: "Who is thinking of me?"

……

With a dark face, Ji Yaoli slowly sat up from the sofa. Anyway, his pants were already soaked. He was looking at the shit on his right finger, and his heart ached.

Lin Sheng had already retreated to the door of the bedroom. He couldn't help it anymore, and laughed loudly while clutching his stomach:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha President Ji, look down at your crotch, it looks like you peed in your pants hahahahahahaha I can't do it!"

Ji Yaoli looked at him, and quietly said: "Are you happy?"

Lin Sheng nodded desperately, unable to stop laughing.

Holding this stinky paw, Ji Yaoli straddled the tea table and rushed towards him, "Then I'll give you a taste too."

"Ah—" Lin Sheng jumped in fright, and ran away quickly. Ji Yaoli chased him, handing his hand all the way to him, and finally caught Lin Sheng in a blind corner behind the bathtub.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! Mr. Ji! Baby! Husband! My dear husband! I was really wrong!" Lin Sheng closed his eyes in fright, hugged him and begged for mercy.

Ji Yaoli was here to scare him, but now seeing his sweet mouth, he tapped his clean hand on the tip of his nose, "Okay, then I'll let you go."

After speaking, he quickly went to the bathroom, he was going to be disgusted by the thing in his hand.

Lin Sheng ran to all the windows in the house, opened them all, and took out Ji Yaoli's precious perfume and sprayed them on.

Then he found a set of clean pajamas from the closet, and handed it to Ji Yaoli at the bathroom door.

Ji Yaoli turned on the shower to clean it, and asked while getting dressed:

"Where did An Qian get the cat?"

"I picked it up on the road, it's super cute." Lin Sheng leaned against the wall of the bathroom, propped his chin and thought for a while, then coquettishly said:

"Let's get a cat too, honey."

With a sound of "Boom," Ji Yaoli opened the bathroom door and looked at him expressionlessly: "Say it again."

"He is very clingy, he loves to get into his arms, and he loves to rub against me even if he has nothing to do." Lin Sheng said he wanted it so much on his face.

Ji Yaoli shook off the slipper on one foot, and frantically rubbed against Lin Sheng's calf with his ankle, "I can do what you said." He pretended to crawl into his arms.

Lin Sheng stepped back subconsciously.

Ji Yaoli's face was full of injuries: "You despise me."

Lin Sheng waved his hand quickly, "Nothing."

Ji Yaoli pointed at him, "You think I stink."

"How is it possible!" Lin Sheng denied it.

"Okay! I'm leaving, I'm going to shovel shit." Ji Yaoli turned around and took a napkin from the coffee table, and came to the "crime scene" on the sofa with a face full of resistance.

The old lady who lived here originally used the old-fashioned mahogany sofa, which was very hard. Ji Yaoli was afraid that Lin Sheng would feel uncomfortable, so he specially replaced it with a leather sofa.

Not to mention a large pool of yellow urine on the leather sofa, there is also a pile of feces.

As the head of the family, he must stand up at the critical moment. He held his breath, leaned over, quickly grabbed it, and when he was about to run back to the toilet to throw it away, he suddenly stopped——

"Damn it! What kind of quality paper is this? It will break after being soaked in a little urine! Ugh!"

The disgusting touch came again, Ji Yaoli's face turned red, and he rushed into the toilet again amidst Lin Sheng's squealing and laughing.

Ji Yaoli washed his hands with soap, hand sanitizer, disinfectant, face wash, shower gel, conditioner, washing powder, and then he left the toilet exhausted.

Lin Sheng has already helped to deal with other dirty things, and he is busy in front of the kitchen, preparing today's dinner.

Ji Yaoli came back to his senses, and suddenly thought that the two of them were planning to do something shameful just now.

He rubbed the space between his brows, thinking how many years of salary he would have to punish An Qian to make up for the pain of missing his virginity today.

The good atmosphere just now was all ruined, he frowned, now he dislikes himself, afraid of smelling on his body, he will definitely not be able to do it again in a while.

He returned to the bedroom and opened the locker at the bottom of the closet. It was full of unopened condoms, and next to it was even the lubricant and medicine that Lin Sheng bought at the pharmacy last time.

Feeling sad and indignant, I even wanted to write a poem.

"It's time to eat!!!" Lin Sheng put the washed bowls and chopsticks on the table and shouted into the room.

Ji Yaoli sighed and closed the locker.

Today, Lin Sheng cooked potato and beef brisket curry rice. Ji Yaoli did not sit down, but moved his own bench next to Lin Sheng, and sat down with a downcast expression.

Lin Sheng looked at him strangely.

Ji Yaoli looked depressed, "Hands are too smelly, I can't eat them, I want you to feed them."

Lin Sheng picked up his hand and smelled it, then shook it off, "Obviously it doesn't stink anymore."

"It stinks, you can't smell it, but I can smell it." Ji Yaoli had already pushed his spoon and bowl in front of him.

Lin Sheng laughed, thinking that he really suffered today, so hey, hey.So he took a mouthful of white rice, served it with curry sauce, and fed him patiently.

Ji Yaoli chewed the rice, "You eat too."

So Lin Sheng fed him a mouthful, and himself a mouthful, and the two of them shared the food.I don't know why, but the rice eaten like this is more delicious.

After Ji Yaoli finished eating, he pouted and asked Lin Sheng to wipe his mouth, but Lin Sheng had no choice but to wipe it for him, "It's like a baby."

"Shengsheng, do you know why I insist on living in this small house?" Ji Yaoli asked suddenly as he helped him clean up the dishes.

Lin Sheng was stunned for a moment, he seemed to have never thought about this issue, yes, there is no shortage of properties under Ji Yaoli's name, and picking one at random would be better than this old house.

Ji Yaoli bent the corners of his lips, "My house is big, and the table is big and long. Every time I eat with my parents, I always feel that there is a long distance between them. I don't like that. How nice a small house is, even if it is I'm in the living room, and I can see you sleeping in the bedroom as soon as I look up, and I want to be close to you like this."

"Won't you get tired?" Lin Sheng's eyes were shining, and he looked back at him.

"Yes, but it will take a lifetime to get tired of it."

……

During song practice in the afternoon, Su Zihan participated in an interview program in the past. Due to editing problems, some scenes needed to be added, so after notifying An Qian, he left immediately.

By the time he got home, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

He took a can of beer from the refrigerator, and when he unscrewed the tab, the air in it rushed out with white foam, and the bubbles burst one by one, taking away his tiredness of the day.He took a swig.

Because of frequent insomnia, he relies on alcohol to help him sleep every time, and there are always various wines in the refrigerator.

He went to the table in the living room to get the mobile phone, and he found two unread message reminders, which were sent by An Qian.

This person usually has no serious business looking for him, so he locked the screen.Sitting in front of the sofa, he turned on the TV, and called up the best film of the Cannes Film Festival to watch. When the title was played, he couldn't hold back, and slid his phone away.

An Qian sent a message an hour ago. The first thing he sent was a link to a software called "Global Karaoke". The prompt for the link was:

User Qian'er invites you to sing "Flying Far Away" together, come and join.

Su Zihan raised his eyebrows, and repeated in his mouth: "Qian'er..."

After the link, there is a paragraph of text edited by myself: "Mr. Su, do you want to take time to practice singing? Anyway, I am idle, so I will be with you."

Su Zihan usually played games occasionally, but he didn't play mobile phone software very much. He was also the first to hear about this software. He clicked on the link immediately and found that An Qian had already recorded it, and then marked it as the part that needed him to sing. Just record it.

In the end, the voices of the two people merged together.

Su Zihan carefully looked at the assignment of the chorus, and found that it was done strictly according to the assignment of the chorus between him and Lin Sheng, and An Qian sang the part of Lin Sheng's singing.

Su Zihan's heart moved inexplicably, just such a detail, it can be seen that An Qian's intentions.

It's not easy to let others down, Su Zihan replied: "Thank you."

He stared at the screen for two seconds, always feeling that this was too indifferent, and then added:

"Is Lin Sheng okay after I'm gone?"

An Qian seemed to be watching by the phone all the time, and immediately replied: "It's nothing, but Han Yao has a big problem."

After Su Zihan learned that Lin Sheng beat Han Yao up, he was a little dumbfounded. He didn't expect Lin Sheng, who was always good-tempered, to have such a stubborn side.

However, Su Zihan didn't ask about the grievances between Lin Sheng and Han Yao, and didn't want to tell people's right and wrong behind their backs.

He turned the topic back to "Global K Songs", "Let me listen to your recording."

Open that link again, after all, he is someone who has experienced Lin Sheng's weird singing skills. He was mentally prepared, but he didn't expect An Qian's voice to be unexpectedly pleasant.

Although it sounded like he hadn't studied the singing skills seriously, his voice was agile, wanton and free and easy, and Su Zihan even had the urge to go on a road trip with him with his backpack on his back.

Assistant An doesn't know anything other than cooking, that's what he's thinking at the moment.

At the end of the recording, he suddenly heard a very slight "meow~"

Su Zihan's eyes moved, he switched back to WeChat, and asked:

"Did you adopt that cat?"

An Qian returned home and took a bath for the little guy. At this time, he was curled up in a comfortable circle, leaning against his legs: "Well, I went back to that place and wondered if I would meet its mother, but it didn't. When I came across it, I couldn’t bear to throw it on the side of the road again, so I brought it back.”

Apart from raising silkworms when she was a child, Su Zihan had never raised any other pets. She was a little curious, so it was rare for her to take the initiative to ask a few more questions.

"Ah, I suddenly remembered that the little guy hasn't been named yet." An Qian patted his head, "Does Teacher Su have any suggestions?"

The word "Qian'er" suddenly popped up in Su Zihan's mind, and he almost blurted it out, then shook his head violently, really not knowing what he was thinking.

Busily shook his head, "I don't know either."

An Qian rubbed his forehead and thought for a while, "Since the two of us picked it up together, I think we are its parents. Why don't we draw a word from our two names, how meaningful it is."

Su Zihan was stunned, Mom and Dad?Isn't that a couple?

"Who...who will be the mother?" Su Zihan's first thought was not the feasibility of applying the word "mother and dad" to the two of them, but who was above and who was below.

"Oh, it's okay for me to be a mother. Really, is this the key now? Giving it a nice name is the key!" An Qian said.

Su Zihan stared at the phone in a daze.

"Is it called Zi'an? I hope my son is safe and healthy." An Qian was worried about the heart of an old mother.

"This name is too humane. I think it's not bad to call it pancake." Now when Su Zihan mentions pancake, he will think of An Qian. .

"Wow, it's fun, let's make pancakes." An Qian thought it was good.

Panbing is very fond of crawling at this time, grabbing An Qian's clothes and crawling up to his chest, trying to get into his clothes, he picked up his phone and took a selfie.

Send it to Su Zihan, "Father, look at how naughty it is."

The child's father...

The pajamas An Qian was wearing had a V-neck, and with the weight of a kitten, the neckline was further down. Su Zihan looked at the white and tender flesh of his neckline, his Adam's apple moved, and sent a few short words:

"I'm going to sleep."

Then he quickly closed the dialog with An Qian. In the middle of the night, he covered his heartbeat that kept beating. Maybe it was because he didn't sleep too much, and his body was ringing the alarm. He explained to himself like this .

Then he lay down on the bed, for the first time, he became sleepy after a while. In fact, the reason he just made was not valid at all, because since he chatted with An Qian every night, he has been sleeping very well every day.

Then why is his heart beating so fast? At the last moment before he fell asleep, he was still thinking about this question in his mind.

On this end, An Qian put his hand on the pancake's head and rubbed it over and over again:

"Baby, your father abandoned our mother and went to find a new love named Quilt."

Pancake: "Meow~"

"How can I get out of your father's words, every day is like a mission: Impossible, your old lady is suffering." An Qian thought.

Pancake: "Meow~"

An Qian's hand stopped suddenly, and changed to hold its little head in two hands, "Hahahaha why did I only think of this wonderful trick now?!"

……

Crescent Moon finished a party at a friend's house late at night, and wanted Han Yao to drive to pick her up, but Han Yao didn't answer the phone.

He was very upset. It had been several days in a row. Han Yao had always been indifferent to him. Although he was not very enthusiastic about him before, at least he would never be soft when it was time to touch him. But he just picked his fingers and let it go. Suddenly, Han Yao hadn't touched him for three days.

This is very abnormal. Although the two are not in a formal relationship and are simply cohabiting to solve their sexual needs, he admits that he has a crush on this man, so he decides to go home and have a good talk with him.

When he got home, he unexpectedly found that the lights were still on. Every time he went out to play, Han Yao didn't want to follow him. He never waited for him, but today he waited for him?He was overjoyed and rushed home, only to find that Han Yao was rubbing medicine in front of the mirror with his teeth bared.

Yueya was shocked, "What happened to you? Who beat you?" He strode closer and found Han Yao with a bruised nose and swollen face, very embarrassed.

Han Yao's anger at being beaten by Lin Sheng had just subsided a little, when Crescent Moon twittered in his ear, which instantly aroused his temper again, "What the hell do you want? Shut up and go away."

Yueya drank some wine today, and his temper was more aggressive than usual. Han Yao had never said this to him before, and he was very wronged, "Han Yao! Tell me clearly today, what do you think of me recently?"

Han Yaoli didn't bother to talk about it, and wanted to enter the room with a sullen face, but who knew that Yueya rushed over and grabbed him, "Did you fall in love with that Lin Sheng? Do you think I can't see it? Look at that Lin Sheng's eyes are as if you want to It looks like he's ripped off his clothes."

When the word Lin Sheng was mentioned, Han Yao became dry and hairy, and immediately became angry.

Yueya has been neglected by him for the past few days, and he felt aggrieved in his heart, and his mouth became vicious, "You have to show some face, everyone is married, are you going to lick your face and become a mistress?"

Han Yao immediately grabbed his hair, "What the hell do you know?"

Yueya's heart was picked up, and she was a little scared, but she still didn't want to admit defeat, and said with a straight face: "Isn't what I'm telling the truth? Others are in love with Xunlin's boss, and you still want to get in the way. It also depends on whether Lin Sheng will give you a chance, didn't you see how he hates you?"

Han Yao curled his lips coldly, grabbed his head and smashed it against the bathroom wall, "When Lao Tzu and Lin Sheng met, where was Ji Yaoli?"

Crescent Moon struggled, but her strength was inferior to that of Han Yao, and she was dizzy from being hit hard. He was furious, "Han, how dare you hit me?"

Han Yao's eyes were crazy, "I just let Lin Shengduo play outside for two days, mistress? Then Ji Yaoli is mistress! I just want to take back what belongs to me!"

Yueya couldn't understand what he was talking about, and didn't have the energy to ask, because Han Yao had already started punching him, and he was busy avoiding it, but was pulled back by Han Yao again and again, even his clothes were torn to pieces Only then did Yueya start to get really scared, and began to speak nice words to Han Yao, begging him to let her go, because she was just joking just now.

Han Yao couldn't hear a word, so he stomped his head on the ground and crushed him hard.

……

The next day, the alarm on the phone under the pillow rang, and Han Yao pulled out the phone impatiently. This action made the person carrying him tremble in fright.

Han Yao turned off the alarm clock, closed his eyes to adjust, and sat up.

He looked at the chaff-like people around him and rubbed his sore temples. Last night, he lost his temper and couldn't hold it back. He roughed up Crescent Moon. Now he woke up very regretful. It's been half a year, and I feel somewhat emotional.

He moved and went to hug Yueya, but unexpectedly, Yueya trembled even more.

"Honey, I was impulsive last night. I will take you to the mall to buy something you like later after get off work?"

Crescent Moon's face was pale and she dared not speak.

Han Yao kissed his cheek, and then said, "You should apply some of the medicine I used for myself last night."

Crescent Moon cried all night, and now her throat is so sore that she can't make a sound when she opens her mouth.

Han Yao got out of bed and got dressed, "I'm going to work, lend me your concealer."

Yue Ya nodded, then Han Yao rummaged through his makeup bag, and finally went to the bathroom with the concealer.

When she came out again, Yueya still maintained the same posture. Han Yao took a look and didn't speak to him again.This Yueya has always been knowledgeable, and Han Yao also likes him, he doesn’t meddle in other business, I don’t know why he said that last night, but now that everyone is awake, those who are sensible should expose what happened last night together, he believes in Yueya will figure it out.

I got stuck at the company, and as soon as I arrived at the door of my office, the secretary suddenly ran over, "Producer, the director is looking for you and wants you to go to his place immediately."

Han Yao frowned slightly, what's the rush this early in the morning?I want him to go quickly.

Without delay, he immediately went to the director's office, knocked on the door twice, and a calm voice came from inside:

"Enter."

As soon as Han Yao entered, he saw Director Zhang sitting on his boss chair with a serious expression.

His heart tightened.

He only came to the TV station to work as a producer at the beginning of this year, but in just half a year, he has produced several high-rated variety shows, which are highly valued by the director. Whenever the director looks for him, he always sits in a double row On the sofa, brewed tea was placed, waiting for him with a smile.

Today is very unusual.

"I don't know why the director is looking for me? I still have a meeting at the other end. You know, the team can't do without me, and I have to follow everything." Han Yao had a bad feeling, thinking leave quickly.

Director Zhang waved his hand, "I'm not in a hurry, I'll ask you first." He stared at Han Yao like an eagle:

"Are you dating Yue Yue?"

Han Yao's pupils suddenly dilated. The matter between him and Yueya has been kept a secret, very secretive, and no one knows. How could Director Zhang...

He was lucky in his heart: "There is nothing..."

"Still sophistry!" Director Zhang took a stack of photos and threw them on Han Yao's body, "Look at these photos carefully, they were all sent to me by the media!"

Han Yao looked at the intimate photos of him and Yueya, and was stunned.

Director Zhang was so angry that his blood was not flowing, he patted his chest, "Why are you so confused, who is it not good to date? But you have a date with the variety show contestant you are in charge of? Then Yueya won the runner-up in the show, and there are many of them." People are skeptical, if the relationship between you and him is exposed now, should our station continue to run?"

After Han Yao panicked for a while, he slowly regained his composure and hurriedly said, "Which media is it? Let me see if I have something to do with it, or I can pay for it myself to suppress this matter."

Director Zhang shook his head, "You have offended someone who shouldn't be offended, our station will not be able to keep a talent like you."

Han Yao's face became very ugly.

……

Lin Sheng made the curry rice last night a bit salty. He drank a lot of plain water before going to bed, and he was woken up by urinating before he got up normally.

Getting out of Ji Yaoli's arms, Lin Sheng trotted into the toilet and unblocked himself.

After flushing the toilet, he washed his hands, and the water splashed all over the original-color toilet paper hanging on the side. This paper was recommended by the housekeeper, saying that it is non-additive and non-bleaching paper, which is more environmentally friendly and safe. Specifically, Lin Sheng didn't feel anything, but he could see that the color of the paper was a light log color.

After touching someone now, it turned into dark brown. This color vaguely reminded Lin Sheng of something...

So he rolled his eyeballs, and he laughed.

He took out a few sheets of paper, wet them all, and then kneaded them with his hands to form a long strip, then he sneakily put them on the edge of the sink.

Then he went back to the bed lightly, and slipped back into Ji Yaoli's arms.

Although Lin Sheng closed his eyes, he never let himself fall asleep. At 08:30, Ji Yaoli finally woke up.

He usually came back to wake Lin Sheng up after washing himself, and helped Lin Sheng get dressed.

So after imprinting a kiss on Lin Sheng's forehead, he got out of bed, and went to the toilet immediately with sleepy eyes.

Lin Sheng got out of bed quietly and followed behind him.

Ji Yaoli unscrewed the toothpaste, and when he was about to take the toothbrush, he found a long dark brown object next to the sink. He was stunned for two seconds, and then bounced away in fright:

"Lin Sheng!! Damn, that cat is still shitting here!!"

Unexpectedly, Lin Sheng had already arrived behind him unknowingly, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

From his laughter, Ji Yaoli sensed something was wrong, turned his head suddenly, and found that it was a wet napkin.

Lin Sheng laughed so hard that he slammed the wall, "Mr. Ji, are you a fool hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Ji Yaoli squinted his eyes, turned his head slowly, and sang with a smile:

"Wake up in the morning and open the window

born cheap

then close the door now

fuck him cry

......"

Ji Yaoli thought, if it's a beautiful day, let's start with a fight on the bed.