go away!Don't attack me!
Chapter 9
In past and present lives, except when he was lying in Chou Niang's arms and couldn't move, Yun Qi had never worried about the word "money".
In his previous life, he had neither earned nor spent any money, so if he needed something, someone would naturally bring it to him.And in this life, after he can move freely, although he doesn't have much money, he has never been short of money—of course, this has a lot to do with his lack of desire in some aspects.
To make a vegetarian meal, with his current appearance, it is of course not a problem to pretend to be tender and show off and make a few steamed buns, but since it is the first meal of filial piety to the master, he can't be casual.
Yun Qi came out of the alley, looked left and right, held a big bowl, and stood in front of a thin man, imitating the appearance of a monk, saluted with one hand, called Amitabha, and stretched the bowl over.
"Go!" The man who was blocked looked at him impatiently, and said, "Let's go, little beggar, learn what other monks say about 'Amitabha Buddha', I am busy if I don't see you?"
While reaching out to push.
Yun Qi dodged to avoid it, and said: "If the benefactor refuses to follow the fate, I will call!"
The man let out a "cut" and said, "Why do I want to shout when I hurt you? You shout, I see who cares about you!"
Yun Qi said: "Then I really shouted!"
He put his hands on his cheeks and made a trumpet shape: "There is a thief stealing money!"
Although he was about to shout, his voice was so low that only the man could hear him. The man quickly looked back, anxious and angry, and cursed in a low voice: "Little bastard, are you looking for death?"
A slap is about to slap him.
Yun Qi made a stop gesture, pointed at the big man behind him, and said, "Give me five taels of silver, otherwise... I'll go ask him for it!"
"You!" The man raised his hand high, but he didn't dare to let it fall. Gritting his teeth, he took out an ingot of silver from his pocket and threw it into Yunqi's big bowl: "It's cheap for you! Get lost!"
Yun Qi didn't roll away, looked at him and said seriously: "I suddenly feel that 5 taels of silver is too little, please add 5 taels of silver, thank you!"
"You!" The man gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll give it to you! Here it is!"
He took out another large ingot of silver from his pocket, held it high and let go, the silver fell into the bowl with a crisp sound of ding.
Yun Qi poked his head into the bowl, took a look at the ingot, which was worth more than a dozen taels of silver, and was very satisfied, and said, "For the sake of the extra 5 taels you gave, I will remind you for free, don't think about it." You will follow me later, go to a place where no one is there, and then attack—you use your own brain to think about it, I just came out of the alley just now, why did I know that you stole other people's money."
"Why, why?"
Yun Qi glanced at him, then snorted coldly and said, "I've said it all, let you think for yourself."
Turning around and walking away, the small back seemed to have a bit of romantic charm.
Looking at his back, the man felt a chill in his heart for some reason. After all, he didn't dare to follow this weird child, and he didn't even dare to find someone to attack him again. leave.
In the alley, the fat monk stared at the money in the bowl, and sighed: "The poor monk is asking you to go to Huazhai, not to ask you to steal money."
Yun Qi was dissatisfied and said: "Silver can be turned into a meal, and a meal can also be turned into money. What's the difference? Changing the meal is a temptation, but extorting money is a coercion. What's the difference? You monks keep saying that you don't care about appearances, and that sex is the same." Empty and empty are not different, in fact, you are the most disciplined!"
He said again: "I'm going to buy the best vegetarian food, do you want to come?"
The fat monk swallowed his saliva and swallowed his rebuttal: "Come."
So Yunqi was in front, and the monk was behind, walking along the street unhurriedly, the monk said: "The monk also wants to ask, how do you know that man is a thief, and whose money he stole from?"
Yun Qi said: "On his face, the words, I am a thief, are almost clearly written, why can't I see it?"
"How to say?"
Yun Qi said: "Because he is always staring at people's purses, but he is afraid that people will know that he is staring at other people's purses, so he keeps doing this kind of action..."
He turned around and walked backwards, holding up the big bowl in his hand, pretending to be playing with it carefully, but staring at the monk's bald head from the corner of his eyes... He was born with cute jade snow, but when he did it again This kind of strange appearance is even more attractive. The monk couldn't help reaching out to touch his head.
Yun Qi jumped away in dissatisfaction, put down the big bowl, and continued: "He was quite attractive before, he should have just succeeded, and when I called out that there was a thief, he would subconsciously look back and know that he stole it without asking." Whose money is it?"
The great monk stroked his chin and said, "The monk suddenly felt that you are really suitable to be the monk's apprentice!"
Yun Qi's eyes widened, and he said: "You don't mean to tell me that your so-called fortune-telling technique actually relies on observing words and expressions?"
The great monk gave a dry laugh, and said vaguely, "All of them! All of them!"
Yun Qi snorted, ignored him, and turned around.
The monk asked: "Since you know whose silver he stole, why don't you return it to the owner?"
Yun Qi said: "I got this money from a thief, it was neither given by that person nor picked up from the ground, why should I give it to him?"
The monk said: "Isn't it because he is about to enter the casino that you don't pay him back the money?"
Yun Qi snorted coldly and said, "What does his own money matter to me, not to mention gambling, but throwing it into the water to listen to the noise? Similarly, what does my money matter to him ?”
The monk was speechless for a while, and finally said after a long time: "Disciple, are you really only six years old?"
Yun Qi said: "Can't the Great Monk figure it out?"
The monk said: "If a monk can calculate everything, he will not be a monk."
Yun Qi said: "Then do you know that I am six years old, not five or seven?"
Half an hour later, the two were sitting in the most famous vegetarian restaurant in Hengcheng, the monk buried his head in eating, and the child was lying on the railing looking down in disarray.
The street downstairs is very lively at the moment, with armored cavalry escorting more than a dozen carriages slowly passing by, very impressive.
As if sensing his gaze, the curtain of one of the carriages was quietly lifted, revealing a small face with pink make-up.The beautiful little girl had big clear and soft eyes, looked up at the ragged little boy lying on the railing, and frowned slightly.
Yun Qi felt that this feeling was very novel. He rested his chin and looked at the somewhat familiar face - even smiled at her.
"Don't look." The monk had food in his mouth, without raising his head, and said vaguely, "That's the carriage of the sixth prince and the seventh girl of the Gu family."
"You know again?"
The monk said: "The gate of the city has been closed long ago, now they will pass through here, and they are the only ones who are qualified to have the gate reopened."
Yun Qi pondered and said: "Sixth prince, the seventh miss of the Gu family... Gu... Yaoqin?" No wonder they looked familiar.
The monk snorted and said, "You even know her name?"
Yun Qi said angrily: "I even know your name, what's so special about her?"
He asked again: "Why did the two children come here by themselves, are there no adults?" If there were adults, the monk would not use the identities of these two people as an issue.
The monk curled his lips and said, "Because they went to the south of the Yangtze River to learn from their masters, but that person was too embarrassing. Since they couldn't find an adult who could speak up to him to bring them here, they simply came here by themselves... This would make them look like a teacher." Wouldn't it be more sincere?"
Yun Qi suddenly felt a little flustered in his heart, slipped down from the railing, sat back on the stool, and muttered: "The monk is really a gossip, he knows everything."
The monk said: "Monks don't gossip, Taoists do gossip... Monks know so much because the monks want to see the same person they want to see."
Yun Qi thought for a while and said, "Then let's not go, shall we?"
The monk asked in surprise, "Why?"
Yun Qi said: "Because I don't like them."
"Who don't you like? The sixth prince? Miss Gu Qi? Or..."
Yun Qi interrupted: "I don't even like it!"
The monk sighed and said, "If you don't go, don't go! Who would let the monk eat people's mouth!"
Continue to hold a bowl and eat.
Yun Qi propped his head up and looked at him, the man said that the monk is the one who protects his weaknesses, did he actually protect his weaknesses like this?The person who came all the way to see him, because he just said a word, really won't go?
Well, this master must be cherished, so that when someone troubles him in the future, there will be a place to hide!
Hengcheng is a necessary place between the capital and the south of the Yangtze River, and the prosperity and prosperity of Hengcheng is mostly related to this.This is also the reason why Yun Qi came here to block the monk.
Two hundred miles south from here is the boundary of Jiangnan.Although Jiangnan is known as a water town, it is also mountainous, with Mogan Mountain as the head.
Although Mogan Mountain is not majestic and precipitous, it is famous for its continuous mountains and beautiful scenery. There are thousands of hectares of bamboo, clear springs everywhere, and the four seasons are like spring, which is the most pleasant.
In the depths of Mogan Mountain, there is a mountain villa built along the mountain. The pavilions and pavilions stretch for hundreds of miles and are magnificent. There are also flowing springs and waterfalls, exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals. , It's like a fairyland on earth.
It's just that this village is strange, and it can be seen from a distance. If you want to take a closer look, there are always rocks or dangerous beaches blocking the way.
Over time, all kinds of legends about this village have appeared among the people, which are so absurd that they are not worth mentioning.
The villa under the setting sun is even more magnificent. In the gazebo surrounded by green bamboos in the middle of the mountain, a man with elegant features was propping his forehead to sleep, but suddenly opened his eyes without warning, and looked at Yin, who noticed that he was resting and was about to go first. The man in Tsing Yi stepped back and said, "Speak!"
The man in Tsing Yi lowered his head and said, "I didn't hear anyone."
The man frowned, his tired expression was swept away, and then there was an invisible force, but his tone didn't change: "Who didn't you hear?"
The man in Tsing Yi trembled in his heart, and said, "I didn't receive it."
Without waiting for the man to ask, he took the initiative to explain: "The master said, the master you want him to meet, he has already met, so he will not disturb your cleanliness. But the young master...was taken away by him."
"Abducted by him?" The man raised his eyebrows and said, "That is to say, I asked him to take a look, but he abducted him directly?"
The man in Tsing Yi naturally knew that his master was angry, so he couldn't help sweating for the monk, and said: "Master doesn't allow us to disturb the young master, because the subordinates dare not go forward, and they don't know what happened. But look at it from a distance. ...like the young master jumped into the master's bowl on his own initiative and entangled the master."
The man rubbed his forehead with some headache.
Tsing Yi said humanely: "How about, this subordinate..."
The man hesitated for a long time before saying sullenly, "Forget it, as long as he is happy."
Hearing the unconcealable disappointment in his master's tone, the man in Tsing Yi was a little speechless. His master was amazingly talented, but in some respects, he was really missing... no, it was missing a lot.
He opened his mouth and asked again: "His Royal Highness the Sixth Prince and the Seventh Miss of the Gu family will go up to the mountain to pay homage to teachers in a few days. Please show me how to do it, Master? Do you want to welcome them into the village?"
The man was obviously in a bad mood, he sneered, and said, "Apprenticeship? Where do they have such a big face?"
The man in Tsing Yi hesitated for a moment, and said: "I heard that Miss Seven's appearance is the same as back then..."
Before he finished speaking, the man's expression turned cold, but his tone remained flat: "Let them go."
The man in Tsing Yi froze, didn't dare to say any more, responded quickly and left.
In his previous life, he had neither earned nor spent any money, so if he needed something, someone would naturally bring it to him.And in this life, after he can move freely, although he doesn't have much money, he has never been short of money—of course, this has a lot to do with his lack of desire in some aspects.
To make a vegetarian meal, with his current appearance, it is of course not a problem to pretend to be tender and show off and make a few steamed buns, but since it is the first meal of filial piety to the master, he can't be casual.
Yun Qi came out of the alley, looked left and right, held a big bowl, and stood in front of a thin man, imitating the appearance of a monk, saluted with one hand, called Amitabha, and stretched the bowl over.
"Go!" The man who was blocked looked at him impatiently, and said, "Let's go, little beggar, learn what other monks say about 'Amitabha Buddha', I am busy if I don't see you?"
While reaching out to push.
Yun Qi dodged to avoid it, and said: "If the benefactor refuses to follow the fate, I will call!"
The man let out a "cut" and said, "Why do I want to shout when I hurt you? You shout, I see who cares about you!"
Yun Qi said: "Then I really shouted!"
He put his hands on his cheeks and made a trumpet shape: "There is a thief stealing money!"
Although he was about to shout, his voice was so low that only the man could hear him. The man quickly looked back, anxious and angry, and cursed in a low voice: "Little bastard, are you looking for death?"
A slap is about to slap him.
Yun Qi made a stop gesture, pointed at the big man behind him, and said, "Give me five taels of silver, otherwise... I'll go ask him for it!"
"You!" The man raised his hand high, but he didn't dare to let it fall. Gritting his teeth, he took out an ingot of silver from his pocket and threw it into Yunqi's big bowl: "It's cheap for you! Get lost!"
Yun Qi didn't roll away, looked at him and said seriously: "I suddenly feel that 5 taels of silver is too little, please add 5 taels of silver, thank you!"
"You!" The man gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll give it to you! Here it is!"
He took out another large ingot of silver from his pocket, held it high and let go, the silver fell into the bowl with a crisp sound of ding.
Yun Qi poked his head into the bowl, took a look at the ingot, which was worth more than a dozen taels of silver, and was very satisfied, and said, "For the sake of the extra 5 taels you gave, I will remind you for free, don't think about it." You will follow me later, go to a place where no one is there, and then attack—you use your own brain to think about it, I just came out of the alley just now, why did I know that you stole other people's money."
"Why, why?"
Yun Qi glanced at him, then snorted coldly and said, "I've said it all, let you think for yourself."
Turning around and walking away, the small back seemed to have a bit of romantic charm.
Looking at his back, the man felt a chill in his heart for some reason. After all, he didn't dare to follow this weird child, and he didn't even dare to find someone to attack him again. leave.
In the alley, the fat monk stared at the money in the bowl, and sighed: "The poor monk is asking you to go to Huazhai, not to ask you to steal money."
Yun Qi was dissatisfied and said: "Silver can be turned into a meal, and a meal can also be turned into money. What's the difference? Changing the meal is a temptation, but extorting money is a coercion. What's the difference? You monks keep saying that you don't care about appearances, and that sex is the same." Empty and empty are not different, in fact, you are the most disciplined!"
He said again: "I'm going to buy the best vegetarian food, do you want to come?"
The fat monk swallowed his saliva and swallowed his rebuttal: "Come."
So Yunqi was in front, and the monk was behind, walking along the street unhurriedly, the monk said: "The monk also wants to ask, how do you know that man is a thief, and whose money he stole from?"
Yun Qi said: "On his face, the words, I am a thief, are almost clearly written, why can't I see it?"
"How to say?"
Yun Qi said: "Because he is always staring at people's purses, but he is afraid that people will know that he is staring at other people's purses, so he keeps doing this kind of action..."
He turned around and walked backwards, holding up the big bowl in his hand, pretending to be playing with it carefully, but staring at the monk's bald head from the corner of his eyes... He was born with cute jade snow, but when he did it again This kind of strange appearance is even more attractive. The monk couldn't help reaching out to touch his head.
Yun Qi jumped away in dissatisfaction, put down the big bowl, and continued: "He was quite attractive before, he should have just succeeded, and when I called out that there was a thief, he would subconsciously look back and know that he stole it without asking." Whose money is it?"
The great monk stroked his chin and said, "The monk suddenly felt that you are really suitable to be the monk's apprentice!"
Yun Qi's eyes widened, and he said: "You don't mean to tell me that your so-called fortune-telling technique actually relies on observing words and expressions?"
The great monk gave a dry laugh, and said vaguely, "All of them! All of them!"
Yun Qi snorted, ignored him, and turned around.
The monk asked: "Since you know whose silver he stole, why don't you return it to the owner?"
Yun Qi said: "I got this money from a thief, it was neither given by that person nor picked up from the ground, why should I give it to him?"
The monk said: "Isn't it because he is about to enter the casino that you don't pay him back the money?"
Yun Qi snorted coldly and said, "What does his own money matter to me, not to mention gambling, but throwing it into the water to listen to the noise? Similarly, what does my money matter to him ?”
The monk was speechless for a while, and finally said after a long time: "Disciple, are you really only six years old?"
Yun Qi said: "Can't the Great Monk figure it out?"
The monk said: "If a monk can calculate everything, he will not be a monk."
Yun Qi said: "Then do you know that I am six years old, not five or seven?"
Half an hour later, the two were sitting in the most famous vegetarian restaurant in Hengcheng, the monk buried his head in eating, and the child was lying on the railing looking down in disarray.
The street downstairs is very lively at the moment, with armored cavalry escorting more than a dozen carriages slowly passing by, very impressive.
As if sensing his gaze, the curtain of one of the carriages was quietly lifted, revealing a small face with pink make-up.The beautiful little girl had big clear and soft eyes, looked up at the ragged little boy lying on the railing, and frowned slightly.
Yun Qi felt that this feeling was very novel. He rested his chin and looked at the somewhat familiar face - even smiled at her.
"Don't look." The monk had food in his mouth, without raising his head, and said vaguely, "That's the carriage of the sixth prince and the seventh girl of the Gu family."
"You know again?"
The monk said: "The gate of the city has been closed long ago, now they will pass through here, and they are the only ones who are qualified to have the gate reopened."
Yun Qi pondered and said: "Sixth prince, the seventh miss of the Gu family... Gu... Yaoqin?" No wonder they looked familiar.
The monk snorted and said, "You even know her name?"
Yun Qi said angrily: "I even know your name, what's so special about her?"
He asked again: "Why did the two children come here by themselves, are there no adults?" If there were adults, the monk would not use the identities of these two people as an issue.
The monk curled his lips and said, "Because they went to the south of the Yangtze River to learn from their masters, but that person was too embarrassing. Since they couldn't find an adult who could speak up to him to bring them here, they simply came here by themselves... This would make them look like a teacher." Wouldn't it be more sincere?"
Yun Qi suddenly felt a little flustered in his heart, slipped down from the railing, sat back on the stool, and muttered: "The monk is really a gossip, he knows everything."
The monk said: "Monks don't gossip, Taoists do gossip... Monks know so much because the monks want to see the same person they want to see."
Yun Qi thought for a while and said, "Then let's not go, shall we?"
The monk asked in surprise, "Why?"
Yun Qi said: "Because I don't like them."
"Who don't you like? The sixth prince? Miss Gu Qi? Or..."
Yun Qi interrupted: "I don't even like it!"
The monk sighed and said, "If you don't go, don't go! Who would let the monk eat people's mouth!"
Continue to hold a bowl and eat.
Yun Qi propped his head up and looked at him, the man said that the monk is the one who protects his weaknesses, did he actually protect his weaknesses like this?The person who came all the way to see him, because he just said a word, really won't go?
Well, this master must be cherished, so that when someone troubles him in the future, there will be a place to hide!
Hengcheng is a necessary place between the capital and the south of the Yangtze River, and the prosperity and prosperity of Hengcheng is mostly related to this.This is also the reason why Yun Qi came here to block the monk.
Two hundred miles south from here is the boundary of Jiangnan.Although Jiangnan is known as a water town, it is also mountainous, with Mogan Mountain as the head.
Although Mogan Mountain is not majestic and precipitous, it is famous for its continuous mountains and beautiful scenery. There are thousands of hectares of bamboo, clear springs everywhere, and the four seasons are like spring, which is the most pleasant.
In the depths of Mogan Mountain, there is a mountain villa built along the mountain. The pavilions and pavilions stretch for hundreds of miles and are magnificent. There are also flowing springs and waterfalls, exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals. , It's like a fairyland on earth.
It's just that this village is strange, and it can be seen from a distance. If you want to take a closer look, there are always rocks or dangerous beaches blocking the way.
Over time, all kinds of legends about this village have appeared among the people, which are so absurd that they are not worth mentioning.
The villa under the setting sun is even more magnificent. In the gazebo surrounded by green bamboos in the middle of the mountain, a man with elegant features was propping his forehead to sleep, but suddenly opened his eyes without warning, and looked at Yin, who noticed that he was resting and was about to go first. The man in Tsing Yi stepped back and said, "Speak!"
The man in Tsing Yi lowered his head and said, "I didn't hear anyone."
The man frowned, his tired expression was swept away, and then there was an invisible force, but his tone didn't change: "Who didn't you hear?"
The man in Tsing Yi trembled in his heart, and said, "I didn't receive it."
Without waiting for the man to ask, he took the initiative to explain: "The master said, the master you want him to meet, he has already met, so he will not disturb your cleanliness. But the young master...was taken away by him."
"Abducted by him?" The man raised his eyebrows and said, "That is to say, I asked him to take a look, but he abducted him directly?"
The man in Tsing Yi naturally knew that his master was angry, so he couldn't help sweating for the monk, and said: "Master doesn't allow us to disturb the young master, because the subordinates dare not go forward, and they don't know what happened. But look at it from a distance. ...like the young master jumped into the master's bowl on his own initiative and entangled the master."
The man rubbed his forehead with some headache.
Tsing Yi said humanely: "How about, this subordinate..."
The man hesitated for a long time before saying sullenly, "Forget it, as long as he is happy."
Hearing the unconcealable disappointment in his master's tone, the man in Tsing Yi was a little speechless. His master was amazingly talented, but in some respects, he was really missing... no, it was missing a lot.
He opened his mouth and asked again: "His Royal Highness the Sixth Prince and the Seventh Miss of the Gu family will go up to the mountain to pay homage to teachers in a few days. Please show me how to do it, Master? Do you want to welcome them into the village?"
The man was obviously in a bad mood, he sneered, and said, "Apprenticeship? Where do they have such a big face?"
The man in Tsing Yi hesitated for a moment, and said: "I heard that Miss Seven's appearance is the same as back then..."
Before he finished speaking, the man's expression turned cold, but his tone remained flat: "Let them go."
The man in Tsing Yi froze, didn't dare to say any more, responded quickly and left.
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