Are all you straight men so gay?

"Huh? Needle? Are you awake?"

"Um. I... I'm going to the bathroom."

"Ah good."

"that……"

"Ok?"

"Dad, the paper on the floor..."

"I'll get up and pick it up later, you go."

09: 34am

【506 Yajian Bagua Club】

[ss]: I'm dead again

[dmd]: Go ahead, according to your death method, catch a few more planes to the military base, and I will take you

[ss]: I feel like I'm not that good

【dmd】: Steel also thinks he is a straight man

【paper clip】:……

【Rebar】:...

[dmd]: You two so early?

【bbb】: Maybe he didn't sleep?

[ss]: The spring night is too short?Fight till dawn?

【Rebar】:...

User [ss] was banned by the group owner for 3 minutes

[dmd]: What's the situation? This is it?

【bbb】: I suggest you stop talking brother

[Rebar]: Wake up and get angry

User【钢钢】was banned by the group owner for 4 minutes

【dmd】:...

[dmd]: I'm sorry big brother, I'm sorry.gif

[bbb]: Dad, are you still in Dongfang Yongye?Made it all night?

User [bbb] was banned by the group owner for 3 minutes

09: 36am

[dmd]: I'm afraid it's not getting angry

[dmd]: Brothers, did you have any unpleasant experiences last night?

[Reinforcement Bar]: No, I am very happy?

[dmd]: Did you fuck him?Have you cleaned it up?

【Rebar】:...

【Rebar】: no

【dmd】:???? Sure enough, he is a straight man

[dmd]: What knowledge did you fail to pass!

【Rebar】:? ? ? ?I didn't fuck him!

【Rebar】: Dirty.jpg

【Rebar】: Put away your dirty thoughts.jpg

[dmd]: That is dissatisfaction with desire!

【Rebar】:...

[Rebar]: It should be full, brother

【Reinforcement】: We were gourd yesterday

[dmd]: You...

[dmd]: It's too innocent

【Rebar】:...

[Reinforcement Bar]: If you really want to say something unpleasant, it’s that when you masturbate, it’s very fast

[dmd]: oh

【dmd】: dog food, he patted my face indiscriminately.jpg

[Rebar]:? Your reaction...

[dmd]: Too calm?

[Rebar]: Yes

[dmd]: I'm not a little chick like bbb

[dmd]: It's normal. When you meet someone you like, you will unconsciously

【dmd】: If he is still breathing in your ear

【dmd】: tsk tsk tsk

09: 40am

【506 Yajian Bagua Club】

[ss]: @dmd I'm out, come on

【bbb】: @dmd I'm here too, come quickly

【bbb】: It's just a chicken, bro! ! ! !

[dmd]: Don't worry about academic exchanges

【bbb】:???

【bbb】: What are you talking about?

[ss]: What else can I do, let’s declare yin in the daytime

[Paper Clip]: Don't have academic exchanges with Steel Bar!You have taught him badly!

【Rebar】:? ? ?

[Reinforcement]: I think what he said makes sense

[Paper Clip]: Come here and let me see what he said makes sense

【bbb】: I suddenly feel that the needle has changed

【Reinforcement】: Come, come

【bbb】: It's my illusion

[ss]: ultra-quiet) I also have the same illusion

[dmd]: baby, don't learn from him in the future

【ss】:??? Who are you calling?

【bbb】: tsk tsk

[dmd]: No, did I call someone?I have a problem with the input method

09: 41am

"Boom boom boom——"

"I'm coming in, Needle."

"Did you pick up that...toilet paper?"

"I picked it up. I lost it."

"Then what did he tell you?"

"It's very fast to say that, because you like me very much, so...well, does it make sense?"

"It doesn't make sense."

"Yes, yes, it doesn't make sense, it's because I like you very much."

"roll."

"Don't be shy, you are very good, you have a good birth, you have a good kiss, and there... It's also good. It's not shameful, Zhenzhen."

"Go, go, stop listening."

"Then give me a kiss, don't be mad at me."

"Hey, I'm just angry with myself, that... Anyway, I'm not angry with you."

"Well, give me a kiss, and go down to buy a cake later?"

"Put on your pants, and we'll kiss again."

"You weren't pretty last night..."

"..."

"I'll just take a shower right now, so I won't wear it. I'll wear it after washing in a while."

"Oh."

"You... are here, do you want to be with me?"

"dad."

"Ok?"

"How about I wash it first and you watch it first?"

"...Ahem, it's a bit cold today, I'd better go out and put on my pants, and come in after you finish washing?"

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That, that, emmmmm, what happened last night is like this

It's too fast for the needle to be straight and then straight for the needle

Then there was this conversation this morning

After thinking about it, I feel that it may not be obvious just by looking at the dialogue (>people<;) So explain?