Don't!don't come here!

As the king of a country, it must be good to drink.

However, because he successfully got his uncle, he was in a good mood, and the wine was unreliable.

If you are not careful, you will drink too much.

As a result, he put the hidden guard who was on duty today under his body.

The emperor stared at the person in front of him, his eyes were dim with water vapor, and he looked up and down at the young man below him.

The young man's cheeks were flushed, his hands were nervous and had no place to rest, he tilted his head and stammered: "Your Majesty, you are drunk."

"Nonsense! I drink very well, how could I be drunk!" The emperor stretched out his hand, straightened his head, patted the flushed face, and said with a smile, "Why do you look... so small? ?”

Dou Yan: "..."

If you weren't for the emperor, I wouldn't be able to hold down the sword in my hand!

"Your majesty, you are drunk." Dou Yan finally reached out and pinched the shoulder of the person on him, but he didn't dare to use force, this is the emperor.

The result of not using force is - he couldn't push this person away.

For a drunk person, the brute force is really strong, and the pressure on him does not move at all.

"Tell me that I'm not drunk!" The emperor stared at him with a stern face and an unhappy tone, "Why are you acting like a girl, what's wrong with being pressed by a big man, can you still get pregnant?"

Dou Yan: "..."

Pregnancy is impossible, but your behavior is degrading!

Ever since Dou Yan entered the palace with Yan Beining, he has always served as the emperor's secret guard and rarely went out to do business.

But this time, Yan Beining was not around, and the small organization was on vacation, so he had to work the night shift by himself.

But unexpectedly, the drunk emperor jumped onto the roof and dragged him down.

The emperor and Yan Beining learned martial arts together since they were young, and there is not much difference in their skills.

Dou Yan couldn't beat Yan Beining, so naturally he couldn't beat the Emperor at this moment.

Besides, he didn't dare to make a real move because of his identity, and the result was like this.

It was okay at first, but he was forced to drink.

The situation is not right while drinking, the emperor stares at him and always asks if he is a woman, why does he look like a woman, coquettish.

Dou Yan felt very wronged, he did have a baby face and looked very young.

But it's not like a woman, is it?

A majestic seven-foot man was questioned as a woman?Why can't he refute?

You say that you are wronged but not wronged.

Drunk people, in addition to being brute force, are also unreasonable.

Never reason with a drunk person, it doesn't make sense.

The unreasonable result was that he was crushed by the emperor.

At this moment, his first kiss of 20 years was being avoided.

It felt like a thunderbolt.

After the emperor kissed him, he smacked his mouth and licked his lips with his tongue, "It's soft, sweet, and the taste is okay."

Then he got down on the ground.

Dou Yan looked at the top of the tent and suddenly wanted to die.

He was such a good boy, and he was treated lightly like this?

He can't resist yet, and he can't raise a knife to kill those who belittle him.

The next morning.

The emperor sobered up, and the hangover caused nothing more than a headache.

Pain like never before.

But he slept soundly on the bed, took off his coat, and covered him with a quilt.

Trying to think back, what seemed to have happened last night.

It's not just a dream but it's real, he seems to have kissed a girl, she's very pretty and soft.

The emperor stretched out his hand from under the quilt, touched his lips, and licked the corners of his lips. The feeling seemed to be still there.

Soft and sweet.

But there is no one around him now, could it be that last night... had that kind of dream?

"Come on!"

Eunuch Su, who was in charge of the emperor's daily life outside the door, opened the door and came in with a professional smile on his face, "Is the emperor awake? But you want to get up? I was drunk last night, can I use my servant to prepare you a bowl of hangover soup first?"

The emperor lifted the quilt and got out of bed, but stepped on something under his feet.

He bent down and picked it up. It was a token, a token he was very familiar with.

But why at his bedside?

"Who was here last night?"

"My Majesty, I don't know, I don't know. After you ordered the servants to go down yesterday, there were only hidden guards on duty near the sleeping hall. Didn't you also order the guards outside the door to retreat?" Su Gonggong was shocked. He also knows the token, but... it really shouldn't appear here.

After all, he is someone who follows the emperor, so he still has good eyesight, "Your Majesty, I can use my servant to help you find out who was the secret guard on duty last night?"

The emperor stared at the token for a long time, then squinted his eyes, "In the past few days, they are all the same person, right?"

Yan Beining was not around, and the holidays were organized, and the guards were changed every few days.

There should be no substitutions in the past few days, so the person on duty tonight should still be the same person.

"Yes, Lord Yan told the slaves before he left that in recent days, the frequency of rotation of the hidden guards will be reduced, and they are basically the same person."

"Then, wait for him to come tonight."

Although he was belittled by the emperor last night, Dou Yan is a professional person, he still has to do what he should do.

The main reason is that no one in the organization can help him take over the shift recently, otherwise he would definitely not come if he was killed.

Rather—

"Emperor...Emperor?"

As a hidden guard, how do you feel when you see the person you secretly protect sitting on the roof in such an eye-catching place?

As a person who was slighted last night, when you see the person who slighted you last night appearing in front of you with a smile, holding the proof that you appeared last night, how do you feel?

"Your?" The emperor thought about the token in his hand, got up slowly, and walked over.

The white face of the young man in front of him completely overlapped with the woman in his dream last night.

Why didn't he realize before that Dou Yan looks pretty good-looking, like a doll, very tender.

Moreover, he thought about it carefully all day, the taste of yesterday's kiss was still good.

Thinking back to the time when Yan Beining and Yan Beining were hanging out all day long, both of them said that they would not like men.

Looking at the present, he has been thinking about the person in front of him for a whole day.

It may not be a matter of liking, but at least there is a good impression.

Dou Yan flustered and bowed to salute, "I lost the token last night, thank you Your Majesty for returning it."

He reached out to pick it up, but was pulled into his arms by the emperor's hand.

"Your Majesty, you, let me go."

The boy's cheeks and ears were flushed because of the sudden change, but he still pretended to be calm.

"It's okay to let go, you can answer a few questions first. If there is a half lie, it will be punished as the crime of deceiving the emperor, how about it?"

The emperor pulled him to sit down, and the two sat on the ridge of the roof, with a bright full moon behind them.

"You are the emperor, so naturally I dare not lie." Even if he wanted to, he wouldn't dare.

"Preferably." The emperor stretched out his hand, took out the token and held it in front of him, "Did you enter my bedroom last night? Just answer yes or no."

Dou Yan was taken aback for a moment, nodded and answered, "Yes."

The emperor: "Next question, did I drag you to drink?"

Dou Yan: "Yes."

The emperor: "Then, the third question. Last night... did I do anything to you?"

The boy's cheeks were hot, his body was stiff, and he lowered his head without saying a word.For a moment, he nodded slightly.

"Speak, what does it mean to nod? Yes or no?" Even if he saw him nodding, even if he knew what he meant, the emperor was still unwilling to let him go.

Suddenly found that this little boy was quite interesting when he was amused.

Dou Yan bit his lip, his voice was as thin as a mosquito, "Yes... yes."

Hearing his words, the emperor let him go and continued to the next question, "Did I kiss you?"

"Your majesty...you, what exactly do you want to ask?"

As the saying goes, a dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, and a rabbit bites a person in a hurry.

He is now being held and unable to jump the wall.

The person holding him, but he can't do it yet.

Thinking of this, the little boy became aggrieved even in his tone of voice.

"It's nothing, just to confirm." The emperor smiled and let go.

Anyway, the answer is coming, so let him go.

The young man who was finally liberated hastily got up and pushed away a few steps, his cheeks were flushed but he still did not forget his duty, "Please go back to the bedroom, your majesty, the roof is very windy and it is easy to catch cold."

The emperor put his hands behind his back and looked at him with a smile on his face, "Do you... know how to drink?"

Dou Yan: "..."

At this time, should I say yes or no?

Of course, regardless of whether it will happen or not, he is the emperor, if the emperor asks, you have to obey.

So, Dou Yan could only accompany him back to the dormitory, where the two drank again.

Today, however, is different.

Before the emperor drank, he took a hangover medicine.

Staring at the drunken man who was hugged by him and lying on the bed, the emperor's eyes were deep, dark and obscure.

Is there any reason not to sleep when a beautiful woman is in bed?

Besides, he is the emperor, and he won't lose money if he sleeps once.

The next day, Dou Yan, who woke up from a hangover, looked at the red spots all over his body and almost cried.

He sneaked out of bed, put on his clothes, and ran away without a word.

Pity us, the majestic king of a country. Last night, he felt sorry for him because he was young and it was his first time. He forced himself not to really want him.

Who would have thought that this heartless young man would abandon him as soon as he woke up.

When the emperor sees Dou Yan again, that's when Yan Beining will come back.

The two superficial brothers plotted against each other, and at night Dou Yan was divided into secret guards on duty.

The emperor issued an order, can he not come?

If he doesn't come, it's against the decree.

But as soon as he entered the door, he was picked up and thrown onto the bed.

"Yes, you can hide from me so far. If I wasn't the emperor today, wouldn't you want to have nothing to do with me forever?" The emperor stared at the people below him, his eyes were fierce, and his tone seemed to be gnashing his teeth.

Dou Yan panicked, his cheeks were flushed as usual, he opened his mouth but didn't know what to say, so he simply closed his mouth again, biting his lip with an aggrieved look.

It's a pity that he didn't know that in the eyes of the emperor, his appearance was simply seducing him to commit a crime.

Right now is not a good time to commit crimes, he still has something to say to others, if another one can't hold back, I'm afraid this young man can resign him directly and never come again.

Then he would have nowhere to cry.

"Dou Yan, I am the emperor, but I am also a human being. Have you thought about something since you left these days? Do you know my intentions?"

Know, how could he not know.

But he is the emperor, and he is also a man.

Although the former emperor used to have two harems, but... the current emperor does not even have a harem.

There is no one in the harem, if he has anything to do with the emperor, there will probably be a lot of voices saying that he will cause trouble for the court and affect the foundation of the ancestors...

Gossip is often the most hurtful.

"My lord, but I am a man."

"Are you afraid that the courtiers will talk about you?"

"Even if there isn't in the open, there will always be in the dark."

The emperor stared at him for a long time, then got up and sat by the bed, "Dou Yan, do you know what I thought when I saw my father's two harems?"

"I don't know." Dou Yan got up, his cheeks were still a little red.He lowered his head, straightened his clothes, and accompanied the emperor on the side of the bed.

"As far as I can remember when I was young, my father had two harems, and there have always been disputes. I used to think that when I grow up, I don't want a harem with three wives and four concubines. It's troublesome. I think this I will probably never like a man in my whole life. But at that time, Mammy said that liking someone is uncontrollable, and now I don’t like it just because I haven’t met the one I like.”

As he said that, he turned around and looked at the people around him, his eyes full of affection, "I didn't believe it until I saw you later. I admit that what happened when I was drunk on the first day was indeed my fault and offended you. But Later, because of that kiss, I missed you all day."

"As for the second time I got drunk, I did it on purpose. That night... I don't know if you still have any memory, I actually... Now that I think about it, I am really a rare gentleman. If I put it now, I'm afraid I will I can't help but want you."

Dou Yan blushed when he heard this, lowered his head even lower, and twisted his fingers uneasily.

He still had the memory of that day. Although he woke up to find red marks all over his body, he did not feel that kind of pain on his body.

So he is actually still intact.

"I know you have worries and worries, but don't forget that I am the emperor and the king of a country. If even I can't protect you, is there anyone in this world who can protect you?" The emperor stretched out his hand and pulled him restlessly. He held both hands in his hands and squeezed, "Dou Yan, I am not talking to you as my emperor now, you just treat me as your suitor now. Are you willing to entrust yourself to me?" , so that I can have a chance to protect you?"

To be honest, what the emperor said was very touching.

Dou Yan was indeed moved.

He lost his parents since he was a child, although Yan Beining picked him up and treated him like a brother.

But that was brotherhood, and it was always different.

The person in front of me now is the emperor, the king of a country, and above ten thousand people.

He said he wanted to protect him, so he was naturally moved.

As a result of being moved and confused, the emperor took advantage of the victory to pursue him, and this time he couldn't bear it anymore, and directly used his hands and mouths.

However, the forbidden fruit was tasted for the first time, and the result of excessive indulgence was that Dou Yan, who was 0, couldn't get up at all.

When he woke up, the emperor was still by his side, propping his head with one hand and embracing him with the other, smiling extremely contentedly.

Dou Yan moved his body, and there was a piercing pain in his lower back and that certain place.

"What's the matter? Still not feeling well? Why don't you send the imperial doctor to take a look?" Seeing his frowning expression, the emperor felt distressed for a while.

It's hard to eat meat. I didn't have a sense of proportion last night, which made me a little bit cruel.

Looking at his expression now, I feel very distressed.

Sure enough, we still have to pay attention to proportion in the future.

Dou Yan shook his head hurriedly, afraid that if he really wanted to call the imperial physician, then his face would really have no place to put it, "No, no, I'm fine. Your Majesty, don't you have to go to court today?"

The emperor stretched out his hand to tuck the corner of the quilt for him, "It's already down. When I came back, I saw that you were still awake, so I didn't bother you."

Already down?

When the emperor got up and changed his clothes, didn't Eunuch Su come in...

Thinking, Dou Yan pulled the quilt to cover his face.

"It's fine, what are you doing?" The emperor stretched out his hand to grab his quilt, but he couldn't get it off. He could not help crying and laughing and asked in a soft voice, "What's the matter? But you're shy? You were obviously very enthusiastic last night, but today you turned your face away." people?"

"I...I don't." A muffled voice came from under the quilt, Dou Yan poked his eyes out from under the quilt, and looked at the person in front of him with aggrieved eyes, "This morning, you...Eunuch Su came in, but you saw everyone? "

The emperor was slightly stunned, and finally realized what he was shy about. He shook his head helplessly, hugged him into his arms, lowered his head and kissed his forehead lightly, "No, he didn't see it. I got up and pulled the bed curtain."

Just kidding, the person next to him can be seen casually?

Besides, when he woke up, Dou Yan didn't have a single thread on his body, how could this be seen by others casually, that's fine.

Just in case, before he went out, he also ordered that no one should enter, and no loud noises should be made near the sleeping hall.

Now the clothes on Dou Yan's body were changed for him after he came back from court.

Hearing that he said no, Dou Yan felt a little relieved.

Hesitation exhausted too much physical energy last night, and it is too comfortable to lie in someone's arms at this moment.

After a while, the boy fell asleep again in a daze.

If there is one, there must be two, and if there are two, there must be three.

Since that day, as long as Dou Yan is on duty at night, there is never a peaceful day.

A certain kind of life is too frequent, which makes him really unable to bear it.

Just came to work, and the boss was not there, so he made an excuse to go there in person.

Who would have thought that the emperor would actually abuse his power by patting Yan Beining to look for him in person, accompanied by Bai He.

At this time, I heard that his boss has chased Dr. Bai, and the two are married.

Dou Yan suddenly thought of the emperor, to be honest, I really miss him not being by his side these days.

Although he didn't say it, he remembered it very much in his heart.

Yan Beining came to help him, and the matter was naturally resolved faster.

After finishing their work, Yan Beining and his wife went to visit the mountains and rivers, and Dou Yan had no choice but to return to Beijing by himself.

One can imagine what kind of mood the emperor felt when he saw him again.

We're all adults now, let's do things more SQ.

Not much to say, let's do it first.

After a big fight, Dou Yan deeply understood the meaning of a sentence - not seeing each other every day is like three autumns.

"Your Majesty, do you miss me?"

The emperor leaned against the bed, turned his head slightly when he heard the words, and stared at the tear-stained eyes of the people around him.

After thinking for a moment, sighed slightly, and decided to answer this question with actions.

"If there is another time, I will tie you up and take you with me, and you will not be allowed to go anywhere."

The young man's brows and eyes were full of tenderness, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he replied: "Okay."

The author has something to say:

First of all, let me say a digression: Since the author of this zz was named useless and lazy, the emperor still cannot have a name after this episode.

Then, in order to make up for the fact that my flag fell again yesterday, isn't this chapter about the story of the Emperor and Big Eye long enough?

There is also a married life between Dabai and Xiaobai, so it is difficult to guarantee a long life. As for the update time, I will not set a flag, so as not to fall again.

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