I heard my wife is a man

After queuing for more than half an hour, it was Qi Lian and Meng Ruhu's turn. After Qi Lian entered the room, he felt the surroundings suddenly quiet down. The noisy sounds outside seemed to be isolated from the door, which did not disturb the fortune-teller's leisurely posture at all.

"Madam, please ask for a lottery first." The fortune teller stroked his white beard, and smiled with kindness in his eyes.

After hearing this, Qi Lian knelt on the futon and shook the bamboo tube, and a stick fell out of it, with the sign written on it.Qi Lian didn't believe in divination, and he didn't feel anything when he saw the lottery, so he put the lottery on the table with a normal expression.

The fortune-teller picked up the divination stick, saw the words on the sign, and then looked up at Qi Lian's face. He suddenly smiled, and the speed of stroking his beard with his fingers suddenly accelerated, and he closed his eyes and muttered something.

Qi Lian was only one step away from the table. Even though he was so close, he still couldn't hear what the fortune teller said. He only saw the word 'Xia' on the hexagram stick being twirled back and forth by an old and powerful finger. The strength seems to erase the words on it.

After waiting for a while, the fortune teller finally stopped chanting, opened his eyes and looked at Qi Lian with surprise in his eyes, put down the divination sign and said, "This lottery is a lottery, but it shows the destiny of wealth. Madam will decide in the future Able to go to high school and become successful. There is just one thing that I don’t understand, how can this woman act like a man?”

Qi Lian's heart tightened, and he panickedly glanced at Meng Ruhu who was chatting with the monk not far away. Seeing that Meng Ruhu didn't notice the movement here, he was relieved, and said in a low voice, "I hope you will keep this signing a secret. Tell my husband."

The fortune teller still had some doubts in his eyes, and then took a closer look at Qi Lian's face, and the calculated result was no different from the hexagram lottery.Even though I was puzzled, I didn't ask any more questions. Thinking about the word 'Xia' on the hexagram, I reminded, "Madam will soon have a catastrophe. If you can get through it safely, you will be able to make great progress in the future. Please be careful and don't be careless." .”

"Thank you for your teaching, I will make a note of it." Qi Lian saluted, suppressed the panic in his heart, and walked towards Meng Ruhu.He didn't believe in fortune-telling at first, but when the old man said it, he couldn't help but believe it a little bit.

Meng Hecai chatted with the monk for a few words and saw Qi Lian walking towards him, stopped chatting immediately and put his arms around Qi Lian's shoulder and asked, "What lottery did you ask for?"

"On the signature, sir said that I will be rich and famous in the future." Qi Lian said with a smile, hiding the real signature.

Meng Ruhu laughed out loud when he heard that, and walked out the door happily holding Qi Lian's hand, "Ma'am, this lottery is a good one."

Qi Lian lowered his head and pursed his lips and chuckled. When he left, he looked back at the fortune teller's booth. There was a person standing anxiously in front of the table, while the old man still had the leisurely appearance of a fairy, with his eyes closed and muttering.

Qi Lian's mind moved, and he asked in a low voice, "Husband, if one day I do something that I'm sorry for you, will you forgive me?"

Meng Ruhu was stunned for a moment, the smile on his face disappeared, he looked at Qi Lian worriedly, and said seriously, "Miss, don't say stupid things, how could you be sorry for me? My wife is the best daughter-in-law in the world. He is proficient in everything, and he likes it very much as a husband."

Qi Lian laughed unconsciously when he heard this, he could feel the affection in Meng He's eyes, those dazzling star eyes were full of his figure, he stepped out of the temple gate first and said, "My husband and I were joking."

"The lady has also learned to be naughty." Meng Ruhu followed closely behind and grabbed Qi Lian's waist, and kissed Qi Lian forcefully while no one was on the street.

Qi Lian's face was flushed from the temperature of the two lips touching, although the surroundings were pitch black, but this was still on the street, Qi Lian was startled by Meng Ruhu's bold behavior, his heart was pounding, and he said unsteadily, "Husband, how can you... …”

"I kiss my wife, how can others gossip." Meng Ruhu smiled and whispered into Qi Lian's ear, intending to do it again.

Qi Lian was afraid that Meng Ruhu would really continue, so he hurriedly took a few steps away and pretended to be walking seriously.Meng Ruhu knew that Qi Lian was thin-skinned, after recollecting the feeling just now, he strode to catch up with Qi Lian.

The moment the two stood side by side, Qi Lian couldn't help but look up at Meng Ruhu, just in time to meet a pair of smiling eyes, and he couldn't help but think of what happened just now, his face turned red again after cooling down.

Meng Ruhu saw the expression on Qi Lian's face clearly, and jokingly said, "Lady, is there something on your husband's face?"

"No, no." Qi Lian answered quickly, shaking his head while walking, suddenly his palms felt warm, and a pair of big hands held his hands in them.

Qi Lian quietly raised his lips, squeezed them back hard, and forgot about the fortune-telling just now.It's useless to worry about things that haven't happened now. Instead of worrying about it, it's better to enjoy the tenderness at this moment.

"Miss, it's late at night, let's go back." Meng Ruhu looked around, only a few shops were open here and there, most of them were closed, and there was no place to continue shopping.

Qi Lian followed Meng Ruhu's movements and looked over. Many of the lanterns on the street had been extinguished, and it seemed that a shop not far away was particularly bright and lively.Many women stood at the door and yelled loudly, shouting things like 'Master, come and play'.

The people who went into that shop were all men, dressed in all kinds of clothes. What surprised Qi Lian was that some men touched the women's faces directly, and the women did not refuse, but smiled charmingly.

Qi Lian looked at it for a while, and became more and more puzzled. He pulled Meng Ruhu's sleeve and asked, "Husband, what does that store do? It's really lively."

Meng Ruhu hastily stretched out his hand to cover Qi Lian's eyes, and said seriously, "The place of fireworks, my lady, don't take it to heart, just pretend you didn't see it."

"Okay, husband." Qi Lian didn't quite understand, Master Fan didn't teach this, he could only hear that Meng Ruhu didn't want to mention it, so he didn't ask any more, and secretly remembered the name 'Land of Fireworks' in his heart , intending to go back and ask Master Fan for advice.

Meng Ruhu didn't know what Qi Lian was thinking, so in order to avoid the brothel, he led Qi Lian to take a long detour.When the two arrived at the restaurant, Qi Lian was so sleepy that he could hardly keep his eyes open.

Qi Lian was indeed exhausted this day, he was frightened during the day and walked a lot at night.Meng Ruhu hugged Qi Lian to the bed, and said softly, "My lady, I will undress and wash for you, my husband."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Lian opened his eyes suddenly, pushed Meng Ruhu's hand away, and clutched his neckline nervously, "I'll do it myself." He didn't dare to look at Meng Ruhu's expression after he finished speaking, and forced himself to remain calm. Hid behind the screen to wash.

Meng He leaned against the bed, rubbing his chin and thinking.His wife is good at everything, but she is too shy.

Qi Lian returned to the bed after washing, saw Meng He in a daze, and reminded him in a low voice, "Husband, it's time for you to wash up."

"My lady, you go to bed first, my husband will come right away." Meng He came back to his senses, took off his clothes with one hand and walked towards the screen naked.

Qi Lian's face turned red when he saw it, and he couldn't bear to move his eyes away. He waited for Meng Ruhu to walk behind the screen before turning back his light. He blushed and folded Meng Ruhu's clothes, and then lay down on the bed.The moment he touched the pillow, he fell into a deep sleep, and he didn't even know when Meng Ruhu would finish washing.

This sleep went straight into the sun, and when Qi Lian woke up, his head was still a little dazed. Seeing that it was bright outside, he got up and got dressed in a hurry, as if he was about to go out in a panic.

Meng Ruhu sat up naked, pulled Qi Lian into his arms, and said in a hoarse voice, "Ma'am, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to my aunt..." Qi Lian immediately woke up halfway through his words, put down the clothes in his hand with a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "I even forgot that we were outside, so I don't need to go to my aunt's courtyard today. "

Meng Ruhu also laughed when he heard the words, hugged Qi Lian to the bed, closed his eyes and said, "Miss, sleep for a while."

"Yes." Qi Lian replied obediently, he was no longer sleepy at the moment, seeing Meng Ruhu still sleepy and coordinatingly lying on the bed, turning his head to stare at Meng Ruhu's handsome profile in a daze, he couldn't help laughing silently.

Meng Ruhu didn't wake up until noon, and the two of them planned to go back to the mountain directly after lunch.Just after the horses were pulled out, loud drums and gongs came from the street, and the people on both sides of the road knelt down, all shouting, "Welcome to the county magistrate."

Meng Ruhu raised his eyebrows and stopped moving.

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