I heard my wife is a man

His husband was also born a little too good-looking, with a pair of star pupils shining brightly, two sword-like eyebrows imposing, and a height of more than seven feet, with a dignified appearance, and a slender and straight body wrapped in a red dress, which made him even more majestic. What a good boy.

The fear and tension in Qi Lian's heart turned into embarrassment, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up in a joyful arc, "My concubine's surname is Qi, and the single name is Lian, which means 'constraint and restraint'."

Meng Ruhu frowned, and the huge four words appeared in his mind, imitating it.His daughter-in-law has a pair of big eyes on her palm-sized face, the eyelids are pitch black, and the large red spots on both cheeks are like blood sticking to the skin, and the lip fat on her mouth spreads to her chin, smiling. When I got up, I looked like a ghost walking at night, looking weird.But the voice is very nice, sweet and soft, it almost melts his heart.

The two people in the room had their own thoughts, and there was a moment of silence.Qi Lian couldn't bear it anymore and looked up again. Just when he was about to call out for someone, his stomach growled uncomfortably, and the voice of 'gurgling' was especially loud at this moment.

"Are you hungry? Why don't you eat something first." Meng Ruhu finally recovered from the blow of disappointment. A husband doesn't think his wife is ugly, and marrying a wife should be a good one.After looking around in the room, there was no food, Meng Ruhu stood by the bed and said, "I'll get you something to eat."

"Husband, concubine, ah..." Seeing that the man was about to leave, Qi Lian hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull the other's sleeve.He forgot that his legs had already been paralyzed, and when he stood up, he felt unsteady on his feet, and his body was about to fall uncontrollably.

Hearing the sound, Meng Ruhu turned around and caught Qi Lian quickly with his eyes and hands. When he picked her up, he found that his daughter-in-law was incredibly light, as if she was weightless, he could lift it with one hand.

Of course, the daughter-in-law can't carry it, she has to hug it.Meng Ruhu hugged Qi Lian to the bed and said, "You're exhausted this day, I'll find you something to eat first, so you don't starve."

"There is food on the bed." Qi Lian said hastily.Afraid that the man was going to leave again, he held on to his sleeve tightly and did not let go.

"Ah?" Meng Ruhu was a little dazed, but followed Qi Lian's words and groped around on the bed, and it really made him touch many annoying little things.Lifting the quilt to see, the bed is full of red dates, peanuts, longan, lotus seeds.He didn't like sweets since he was a child, and he didn't have any appetite looking at these things.

Qi Lian swallowed his saliva in a low voice, his big eyes full of expectation, "Husband, can all these concubines be eaten?"

Meng Ruhu suddenly realized that his daughter-in-law's eyes were pretty, and this ghostly look was not ugly after a long time, but also kind of cute, not to mention that no one on this mountain could speak in such a sweet and soft tone as his daughter-in-law.Everyone regarded him as a deaf person, and shouted at him as "big master" at the top of their voices.

Compared with this, Meng Ruhu was in a much better mood. He gathered all the sweets on the bed and pushed them to Qi Lian's side, "You can eat as much as you want, and if it's not enough, I'll get it for you. Don't be a concubine in the future." I don’t talk about those rules here, just say ‘I’.”

"Thank you, husband." Qi Lian lowered his head and pursed his lips into a chuckle, carefully eating red dates in one hand and lotus seeds in the other.

Meng Ruhu sat aside and watched Qi Lian eat seriously. He drank too much wine just now. Although he held a good amount of alcohol, he couldn't stand the toasts of the brothers on the mountain.Especially that kid Chi Xu, who found various reasons to force him to drink a full jar.This will be full of water in the stomach, and the head is still a little dizzy.

But his daughter-in-law looks so cute when she eats, her little mouth is puffed up like a squirrel, she eats quickly and cleanly, and there is no chirping sound.Meng Ruhu was looking happy when he saw Qi Lian frowned and scattered all the lotus seeds in his hand.He was so frightened that he panicked, supported Qi Lian and asked, "What's wrong? Where does it hurt?"

"Foot... pumping..."

"Which foot?" Meng Ruhu immediately rolled onto the bed and half-kneeled at Qi Lian's feet, "The left or the right?"

"Left...left, side." Before Qi Lian finished speaking, a pair of powerful big hands were pressing back and forth on his leg, and the piercing pain gradually disappeared under the man's constant massage.No one has ever been so kind to him before. In fact, he can bear this level of pain. Today, I don't know why he is so fragile. He not only screamed, but also shed tears.

"Does it still hurt?" Meng Ruhu pinched and kneaded for a while with falling and hitting techniques, and suddenly heard crying in his ear, he stopped his hands and asked worriedly, "Did I hurt you because of my hands being too strong? "

Qi Lian pursed his lips, swallowed back the sound that was about to overflow, and shook his head vigorously.When he cried, the makeup on his face was washed out with obvious traces of tears, which made him look even weirder.

Meng Ruhu had never seen a woman cry before, and he had no experience in coaxing others, so he looked at it for a while at a loss, and finally remembered to wipe Qi Lian's tears.Clumsily wiping it with his sleeve, he said, "Miss, don't cry, if you suffer any grievances, tell Wei Husband, Wei Husband will make the decision for you."

Qi Lian cried even harder, shook her head even more, and choked non-stop with the food in her mouth.

Now Meng Ruhu panicked even more, not knowing what he did wrong again made Qi Lian cry even more sadly, so he could only hold Qi Lian quietly to comfort him with the principle of saying less and making less mistakes.

"Husband, I want to drink water..." Qi Lian cried for a while and choked. Leaning in the man's broad embrace, he felt unprecedented safety and warmth, so he couldn't help but boldly ask for it.

Meng Ruhu breathed a sigh of relief, took the pot and cup to the bed, poured a cup and fed it to Qi Lian's lips.Seeing that Qi Lian drank quickly, he advised softly, "Drink slowly and don't choke, there is still a pot for my husband."

Qi Lian drank two glasses of water in a row, and finally swallowed the food in his throat.Grabbing a handful of lotus seeds, he raised his head and showed a sweet smile, "Thank you, husband."

Meng Ruhu couldn't help the corner of his mouth twitching, his usual decisiveness evaporated at this moment, he hesitated for a long time and said, "Madam, why don't we wash our face before eating?"

He wiped Qi Lian's tears just now, and wiped all the rouge from Qi Lian's lips and face onto his eyes, and now his wife's eyes seem to be dripping blood, like the female ghost described in the book who eats people's hearts.

"I don't want to wash my face..." Qi Lian made a mosquito-like voice, so small that it was hard to hear, and he kept shaking his head.He didn't know that the makeup on his face was gone, and he thought he was the pretty face in the sun mirror.

Meng Ruhu didn't understand why his daughter-in-law was so resistant to washing her face. He was afraid that Qi Lian would cry again, so he didn't dare to make this request again, so he could only follow Qi Lian's wishes, "Then don't wash."

Qi Lian happily continued to eat, and within half an hour ate half of the red dates and lotus seeds, and then picked up longan and peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth.Meng Ruhu hurriedly stopped when he saw it, "You can only eat it after peeling it."

"Peeling?" Qi Lian put it down reluctantly, staring intently at the longan and peanuts in front of him, both of which were foods he had never seen before.

Meng Ruhu picked up a longan and gently twisted it between his fingers. All the longan peel fell on the bed, leaving only the flesh in his hand, and the peanuts were also peeled and the flesh left.Handing over the peeled sweets, Meng Ruhu asked Qi Lian as he ate, "Is it delicious?"

"Sweet, delicious." Qi Lian smiled contentedly, took out a handkerchief from his arms and put the peel in it.Meng Ruhu also laughed, his wife is really virtuous.

The alcohol gradually came to his mind, Meng Ruhu felt drowsy, stretched out his long legs, folded his hands behind his head, leaned against the head of the bed and narrowed his eyes.

"Husband, are you going to sleep?" Qi Lian asked softly.He couldn't open this small longan no matter what, it was obvious that his husband could separate the peel with light force.

Meng Ruhu opened his eyes and saw that Qi Lian's fingertips were red and he hadn't broken a longan yet.He felt a little funny, reached out to hold Qi Lian's hand and said, "I'll do it."

Meng Ruhu is not like Qi Lian who only takes one at a time. He has a big hand, and he can easily grab up to ten. With his palms together, all the longan skins are broken into powder, and they float down obediently between his fingers. It fell firmly onto the handkerchief.

Seeing this scene, Qi Lian widened his eyes in shock, and he didn't come back to himself until Meng Ruhu put all the pulp in his hands, his eyes were full of admiration and he almost screamed, "Husband is so amazing."

Qi Lian didn't know that Meng Ruhu used his internal strength in this move, nor did he know that Meng Ruhu was deliberately showing off in front of him.

Seeing Qi Lian's simple and cute expression cooperatively, Meng Ruhu felt a great satisfaction in his heart, and his desire to express became even stronger.Before Qi Lian ate ten, he had already peeled off all the longan and peanuts.

Qi Lian looked in surprise at the pile of powdery debris on the handkerchief, and a large pile of fruit pulp beside him.

"Miss, eat slowly, sleep for a while for your husband, and call your husband if you have something to do." Meng Ruhu yawned, and lay down on his side with his head propped on one hand, and the pride on his face could be seen even with his eyes closed.

"Thank you, husband." Qi Lian covered his mouth and laughed secretly, separated half of the fruit and put the other half of jujube and lotus seeds together, which he left for Meng Ruhu.The rest of the sweets were eaten quietly and earnestly, and the sound of "da da da" kept ringing in the silent new house.

Meng Ruhu woke up after squinting for a while, opened his eyes and saw Qi Lian was still chewing quickly with his head down.He found that his daughter-in-law looked thin and small, but she was quite edible, and she had already eaten half of the "early birth baby" in the first bed.

After watching for a long time, Qi Lian also stopped eating, staring at the remaining food in a daze.Meng Ruhu felt strange, pretending to have just woken up and asked, "Why don't you eat the rest?"

Qi Lian was taken aback by the sudden sound, turned her head in fear, her big eyes widened to the limit, "This, this is...you, yours...you and I are alone half."

"My husband doesn't like to eat, you should eat all of it." Meng Ruhu closed his eyes again, trying his best to reduce his presence so as not to disturb Qi Lian.He could see the fear in Qi Lian's eyes just now, like a frightened little rabbit.He didn't want to scare his daughter-in-law again, if she cried, the consequences would be serious.

The men of the Meng family are not afraid of anything, but they are afraid of their daughter-in-law crying.