I heard my wife is a man
Chapter 13
Everyone laughed and toasted, but Chi Xu was the only one who stood there, walked to the middle with a jar of wine and said loudly, "The head of the family is really stingy today, and I don't want my wife to show her real skills. The trick just now Master and I know both, but it’s not enough to prove Madam’s ability, why don’t we have another test, if Madam can do it, I’ll finish drinking this altar of wine. If not, this altar of wine should be drunk by the master. Let’s say, okay? "
"Okay!" Those who watched the excitement didn't think it was a big deal, and most of them responded loudly.
Meng Ruhu glanced at Chi Xu with displeasure, not wanting to agree to the request.Chi Xu is a famous ghost idea, not to mention great wisdom and great wisdom, there are a lot of small cleverness, especially when there are so many tricks when pranking people, today it is difficult to get rid of it in front of so many people, not to mention Meng Ruhu, even Aunt Fang thinks Somewhat excessive.It's just that the crowd's emotions were high, if Meng Ruhu forcibly suppressed this matter, it would be difficult for Qi Lian to convince the crowd.
After thinking about it carefully, Aunt Fang laughed loudly and said, "Since everyone wants to see Madam's true abilities, let Madam show her skills. Mr. Chi is also a respectable person, and he will definitely not embarrass a little girl."
Meng Ruhu reluctantly nodded after saying something to appease everyone and warn Chi Xu.
Chi Xu seemed not to understand the meaning of Aunt Fang's words, the corners of his mouth twitched triumphantly, showing a bit of inscrutability, and announced the rules loudly, "There are more than 200 brothers here, please remember their respective positions, madam. Later, the brothers will switch seats at will, and Madam only needs to find three of them to pass the test."
Qi Lian saw these people for the first time today, and he didn't even recognize them, so how could he find out the mistake?Everyone present felt that this request was very difficult. Seeing Meng Ruhu's ashen face, they all dared not agree to this meeting, and they all started discussing in low voices.
Aunt Fang and Fu Rong looked at Qi Lian worriedly, and Fu Rong introduced the people in Sitang in a low voice to give Qi Lian a little more confidence.The four hall masters at Meng Ruhu's table also looked at each other in dismay, feeling that Chi Xu was overplaying this time.Only Mrs. Fan looked relaxed, gently pushed Doctor Lu, and said with a smile, "I bet my wife will win this round."
Among them, only Master Fan has seen Qi Lian's memory.He was so sure, the others couldn't help but believe it a little bit, but this matter was too difficult, and most of them were still skeptical.
"Ma'am, are you ready?" Chi Xu interrupted Fu Rong's temporary teaching when he saw that the time was almost up.
Qi Lian stood up and nodded, and said as loudly as possible, "You can start."
"Madam, please come down and observe." Chi Xu politely made a gesture of 'please', but the respect did not reach his eyes.
Afraid that the people below would make trouble, Meng Ruhu also stood up and accompanied Qi Lian as he walked over from table to table, introducing everyone's name in a low voice.He purposely spoke slowly to delay Qi Lian's time, but the two of them walked the entire distance in less than a cup of tea.
"Ma'am, may I introduce you again?" Meng Ruhu dragged Qi Lian to walk again, Chi Xu not allowing him to cheat, asked Qi Lian to turn his back and wait for the brothers to change seats.
Qi Lian turned around and faced Meng Ruhu, seeing Meng Ruhu's angry face, pulled his sleeve and said with a smile, "I have written down what my husband said."
"What?" Meng Ruhu was astonished, he still couldn't believe that he had memorized more than 200 names in such a short while.After being interrupted by Qi Lian, he didn't see the actions of the brothers below, so he didn't know how many changes had been made.
Glancing to the left, Fu Rong made a gesture of fifteen.Looking to the right, Boss Luo beat twenty, and then seventeen.Meng Ruhu frowned, and gave Boss Luo a hard look.
Boss Luo withdrew his hand aggrieved, and looked at Master Fan complainingly, "You told me to make foolish gestures, and this time I offended the boss again."
Master Fan smiled without saying a word, watching Qi Lian walk down again.
This time there was no Meng Ruhu talking aside, Qi Lian looked at people faster, returned to the front in less than half a cup of tea, and told all the changes by name and surname, and everyone present was silent.
"There are fifteen places in total. Although some of them have changed two or three times, the total number is fifteen." Qi Lian said with a smile. Seeing that everyone was silent, everyone looked stunned and hugged each other tightly Meng Ruhu's arm.
"Everyone changes positions immediately according to Madam's order." Meng Ruhu came back to his senses and ordered loudly, his voice couldn't hide his excitement, and he didn't care that he was outside, so he hugged Qi Lian and kissed him fiercely, "Madam, you are really sharp."
Qi Lian's face was flushed, he pursed his lips and lowered his head to laugh softly, only showing the red roots of his ears.
The crowd below exploded all of a sudden, all of them were unbelievably noisy, and they returned to their respective positions and finally calmed down.
"Master Chi, please ask the people below, is Madam's statement correct?" Aunt Fang stood up and smiled with satisfaction.
Chi Xu's expression was ugly, he picked up the wine and poured it down, and after drinking a jar, the people below started booing, and the scene became very lively again.
"Well, Fan didn't lie to you, did he?" Mrs. Fan threw the chopsticks on the table, and looked at the other people at the same table with a smile on his face, "One pays five, please send the money to the school today."
The five were willing to gamble and admit defeat, and Zhang Tu handed over the money on the spot.Boss Luo likes to drink on weekdays, so he will be short of cash, so he looked at Doctor Lu anxiously and said, "Miraculous doctor, can I borrow some money?"
"You haven't paid back the five taels of silver you owed me last time." Doctor Lu immediately refused.
"Should you pay me a share too?" Meng Ruhu's voice broke in suddenly, and he looked at everyone with an unkind expression.
Several people immediately pretended not to talk about eating, only Zhang Tu took out five taels of silver from his bosom and handed it over.Meng Ruhu was not polite either, he caught it and handed it to Qi Lian.
"Thank you, Master Zhang." Qi Lian said with a smile, and after thinking about it, he added, "The braised pork is very cute, and my husband and I both like it."
Zhang Tu also nodded and smiled at Qi Lian, and said seriously, "Be careful, don't let the master kill it."
If other people said this, Meng Ruhu would definitely refute a few words, but Zhang Tu never joked and dealt with things strictly, so Meng Ruhu didn't care too much and could only listen.Seeing Meng Ruhu's deflated appearance, the others suppressed their laughter and ate.
"My husband won't kill it." Qi Lian said affirmatively, he still believed in Meng Ruhu.
Faced with Qi Lian's wholehearted trust, Meng Ruhu could only agree with tears, "I promise not to kill it."
It is another miracle to make the most edible and most daring master on the mountain give up the meat to his mouth.Boss Luo couldn't help it at first, and a mouthful of soup spewed out of his mouth.Fortunately, Zhang Tu had detected his movement in advance, kicked off his stool, and kicked Boss Luo to the ground, only then did he keep the food on the table.
"Second brother, you're being too cruel." Boss Luo wiped his mouth clean, got up from the ground, and continued to eat while sitting on his three-legged stool.
There was a commotion for a while, the food was finished, everyone returned to their seats, Qi Lian followed Aunt Fang to clean up the kitchen before going to school.
Mrs. Fan was not there, Xie Kai jumped around like a monkey with his face hurt, the whole school was noisy.Qi Lian stood at the door for a while, the room suddenly quieted down, Xie Kai stopped making noise, and sat down in a regular position to read a book.
Sensing someone behind him, Qi Lian turned around and saw Master Fan standing behind with a ruler in his hand, holding a ruler.When eating in the big kitchen just now, Mr. Fan had the happiest smile, and he was quite different from the stern-faced one now.
"Hi, master." Qi Lian saluted politely and took his place.
Master Fan is very satisfied with Qi Lian's neither arrogant nor impetuous temperament. Only such a person can learn more and go further.After teaching other students, Master Fan called Qi Lian to his side and asked about yesterday's progress.
Qi Lian said truthfully, "I can write those words, but I can't read them."
"With madam's intelligence, it's not difficult to learn all the characters in one day." Master Fan praised with a smile, took two Analects from the table, and handed one of them to Qi Lian, "This book contains commonly used Fan Mou reads the words once, presumably Madam will be able to understand all the above words after listening, as for the meaning of the words, Fan Mou will explain to Madam in detail tomorrow."
"Thank you, Master." Qi Lian couldn't help but listened carefully to Master Fan's recitation while holding the book.After this afternoon, I have been able to read and break characters, and I have a little idea of their meaning.
"Okay!" Those who watched the excitement didn't think it was a big deal, and most of them responded loudly.
Meng Ruhu glanced at Chi Xu with displeasure, not wanting to agree to the request.Chi Xu is a famous ghost idea, not to mention great wisdom and great wisdom, there are a lot of small cleverness, especially when there are so many tricks when pranking people, today it is difficult to get rid of it in front of so many people, not to mention Meng Ruhu, even Aunt Fang thinks Somewhat excessive.It's just that the crowd's emotions were high, if Meng Ruhu forcibly suppressed this matter, it would be difficult for Qi Lian to convince the crowd.
After thinking about it carefully, Aunt Fang laughed loudly and said, "Since everyone wants to see Madam's true abilities, let Madam show her skills. Mr. Chi is also a respectable person, and he will definitely not embarrass a little girl."
Meng Ruhu reluctantly nodded after saying something to appease everyone and warn Chi Xu.
Chi Xu seemed not to understand the meaning of Aunt Fang's words, the corners of his mouth twitched triumphantly, showing a bit of inscrutability, and announced the rules loudly, "There are more than 200 brothers here, please remember their respective positions, madam. Later, the brothers will switch seats at will, and Madam only needs to find three of them to pass the test."
Qi Lian saw these people for the first time today, and he didn't even recognize them, so how could he find out the mistake?Everyone present felt that this request was very difficult. Seeing Meng Ruhu's ashen face, they all dared not agree to this meeting, and they all started discussing in low voices.
Aunt Fang and Fu Rong looked at Qi Lian worriedly, and Fu Rong introduced the people in Sitang in a low voice to give Qi Lian a little more confidence.The four hall masters at Meng Ruhu's table also looked at each other in dismay, feeling that Chi Xu was overplaying this time.Only Mrs. Fan looked relaxed, gently pushed Doctor Lu, and said with a smile, "I bet my wife will win this round."
Among them, only Master Fan has seen Qi Lian's memory.He was so sure, the others couldn't help but believe it a little bit, but this matter was too difficult, and most of them were still skeptical.
"Ma'am, are you ready?" Chi Xu interrupted Fu Rong's temporary teaching when he saw that the time was almost up.
Qi Lian stood up and nodded, and said as loudly as possible, "You can start."
"Madam, please come down and observe." Chi Xu politely made a gesture of 'please', but the respect did not reach his eyes.
Afraid that the people below would make trouble, Meng Ruhu also stood up and accompanied Qi Lian as he walked over from table to table, introducing everyone's name in a low voice.He purposely spoke slowly to delay Qi Lian's time, but the two of them walked the entire distance in less than a cup of tea.
"Ma'am, may I introduce you again?" Meng Ruhu dragged Qi Lian to walk again, Chi Xu not allowing him to cheat, asked Qi Lian to turn his back and wait for the brothers to change seats.
Qi Lian turned around and faced Meng Ruhu, seeing Meng Ruhu's angry face, pulled his sleeve and said with a smile, "I have written down what my husband said."
"What?" Meng Ruhu was astonished, he still couldn't believe that he had memorized more than 200 names in such a short while.After being interrupted by Qi Lian, he didn't see the actions of the brothers below, so he didn't know how many changes had been made.
Glancing to the left, Fu Rong made a gesture of fifteen.Looking to the right, Boss Luo beat twenty, and then seventeen.Meng Ruhu frowned, and gave Boss Luo a hard look.
Boss Luo withdrew his hand aggrieved, and looked at Master Fan complainingly, "You told me to make foolish gestures, and this time I offended the boss again."
Master Fan smiled without saying a word, watching Qi Lian walk down again.
This time there was no Meng Ruhu talking aside, Qi Lian looked at people faster, returned to the front in less than half a cup of tea, and told all the changes by name and surname, and everyone present was silent.
"There are fifteen places in total. Although some of them have changed two or three times, the total number is fifteen." Qi Lian said with a smile. Seeing that everyone was silent, everyone looked stunned and hugged each other tightly Meng Ruhu's arm.
"Everyone changes positions immediately according to Madam's order." Meng Ruhu came back to his senses and ordered loudly, his voice couldn't hide his excitement, and he didn't care that he was outside, so he hugged Qi Lian and kissed him fiercely, "Madam, you are really sharp."
Qi Lian's face was flushed, he pursed his lips and lowered his head to laugh softly, only showing the red roots of his ears.
The crowd below exploded all of a sudden, all of them were unbelievably noisy, and they returned to their respective positions and finally calmed down.
"Master Chi, please ask the people below, is Madam's statement correct?" Aunt Fang stood up and smiled with satisfaction.
Chi Xu's expression was ugly, he picked up the wine and poured it down, and after drinking a jar, the people below started booing, and the scene became very lively again.
"Well, Fan didn't lie to you, did he?" Mrs. Fan threw the chopsticks on the table, and looked at the other people at the same table with a smile on his face, "One pays five, please send the money to the school today."
The five were willing to gamble and admit defeat, and Zhang Tu handed over the money on the spot.Boss Luo likes to drink on weekdays, so he will be short of cash, so he looked at Doctor Lu anxiously and said, "Miraculous doctor, can I borrow some money?"
"You haven't paid back the five taels of silver you owed me last time." Doctor Lu immediately refused.
"Should you pay me a share too?" Meng Ruhu's voice broke in suddenly, and he looked at everyone with an unkind expression.
Several people immediately pretended not to talk about eating, only Zhang Tu took out five taels of silver from his bosom and handed it over.Meng Ruhu was not polite either, he caught it and handed it to Qi Lian.
"Thank you, Master Zhang." Qi Lian said with a smile, and after thinking about it, he added, "The braised pork is very cute, and my husband and I both like it."
Zhang Tu also nodded and smiled at Qi Lian, and said seriously, "Be careful, don't let the master kill it."
If other people said this, Meng Ruhu would definitely refute a few words, but Zhang Tu never joked and dealt with things strictly, so Meng Ruhu didn't care too much and could only listen.Seeing Meng Ruhu's deflated appearance, the others suppressed their laughter and ate.
"My husband won't kill it." Qi Lian said affirmatively, he still believed in Meng Ruhu.
Faced with Qi Lian's wholehearted trust, Meng Ruhu could only agree with tears, "I promise not to kill it."
It is another miracle to make the most edible and most daring master on the mountain give up the meat to his mouth.Boss Luo couldn't help it at first, and a mouthful of soup spewed out of his mouth.Fortunately, Zhang Tu had detected his movement in advance, kicked off his stool, and kicked Boss Luo to the ground, only then did he keep the food on the table.
"Second brother, you're being too cruel." Boss Luo wiped his mouth clean, got up from the ground, and continued to eat while sitting on his three-legged stool.
There was a commotion for a while, the food was finished, everyone returned to their seats, Qi Lian followed Aunt Fang to clean up the kitchen before going to school.
Mrs. Fan was not there, Xie Kai jumped around like a monkey with his face hurt, the whole school was noisy.Qi Lian stood at the door for a while, the room suddenly quieted down, Xie Kai stopped making noise, and sat down in a regular position to read a book.
Sensing someone behind him, Qi Lian turned around and saw Master Fan standing behind with a ruler in his hand, holding a ruler.When eating in the big kitchen just now, Mr. Fan had the happiest smile, and he was quite different from the stern-faced one now.
"Hi, master." Qi Lian saluted politely and took his place.
Master Fan is very satisfied with Qi Lian's neither arrogant nor impetuous temperament. Only such a person can learn more and go further.After teaching other students, Master Fan called Qi Lian to his side and asked about yesterday's progress.
Qi Lian said truthfully, "I can write those words, but I can't read them."
"With madam's intelligence, it's not difficult to learn all the characters in one day." Master Fan praised with a smile, took two Analects from the table, and handed one of them to Qi Lian, "This book contains commonly used Fan Mou reads the words once, presumably Madam will be able to understand all the above words after listening, as for the meaning of the words, Fan Mou will explain to Madam in detail tomorrow."
"Thank you, Master." Qi Lian couldn't help but listened carefully to Master Fan's recitation while holding the book.After this afternoon, I have been able to read and break characters, and I have a little idea of their meaning.
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