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Chapter 9
When Yan Xiao stood up, Zhao Fan had already noticed.
He took his hand away from the mouse and did not close the webpage, but took out the wet tissue he just bought from his trouser pocket and put it on the table.
"Kang Yi Xiao" reappeared, if he continued to fill in the pits, or wrote another novel, it would be considered a turning point, if he didn't start writing immediately, then it would be fine.Isn't there a saying that "time is the best medicine for healing"?Now that "Kang Yixiao" has returned, it means that he has already thought about it more or less, and maybe he will write nonsense again in a short time.
He won't bother "Kang Yi Xiao" anymore, and he doesn't think there's anything shameful about it. The page is stuck in the serialized post of "Kang Yi Xiao", and he doesn't bother to close it. After all, he has to observe "Kang Yi Xiao" again. .
Yan Xiao approached and greeted with a smile: "Meet you again."
"We are destined." Zhao Fan said cheerfully, "Did you bring a notebook?"
The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was interested. Yan Xiao tasted the phrase "We are destined", and his heart was like warm spring water.
"Yeah. Shen Xun said that the dormitory can't connect to the Internet, so I had to come here for a while." Standing opposite Zhaofan, he could only see the back of the monitor.
"Do you have homework for summer vacation?" Zhao Fan leaned on the back of the chair, showing a relaxed and leisurely sluggishness, with his head slightly tilted to the right, his chin raised habitually, and friendly expressions on the corners of his lips and eyes. "I saw you when I came here just now. The people who come here are either playing games or watching movies. You look very focused, don't you seem to be playing?"
"So you didn't call me?" Yan Xiao raised his eyebrows, "Worried about disturbing me?"
"Are you really in a rush for your homework?" Zhao Fan snorted, "Why does it look like that..."
"Ok?"
"Primary school students are just catching up with homework, right?"
The word "primary school student" has been lingering in Yan Xiao's mind for a while, but at this time Zhao Fan actually heard "primary school student".
The lingering elementary school student!
Yan Xiao's eyes changed slightly, knowing that Zhaofan was joking, so he jokingly said, "I have something to write. What about you? You came to the electronic reading room..."
In the middle of speaking, Yan Xiao suddenly stopped.
Because if you don't stop, the words "read pornographic novels?" will blurt out.
In fact, he really wanted to know what Zhaofan was reading, whether he was really reading pornographic novels as Lu Xiaochuan said.It's really nothing to look at, who doesn't have any "yellow stuff" in their minds at this age, this one and that one.Zhaofan only reads texts and does not watch movies, he is "pure" than most people.
However, the standing position is not very good at this time, and it is impolite to take a few steps to look at the display screen.
He can't do the nasty thing of "peeping".
"Huh?" Zhao Fan straightened his body, his eyes seemed a little wary, but his tone was still relaxed, "Why did you stop talking halfway?"
Yan Xiao rested his hand on the screen, thinking of Zhaofan reading pornographic novels, he suddenly felt very funny.
So he turned his face away and really smiled.
"Damn!" Zhao Fan slapped the table nonchalantly, "Brother Xiao, have you heard some rumors about me?"
Yan Xiao stopped laughing, "Rumor? What rumor?"
Zhaofan didn't even look angry, his eyes were very bright, "You heard that I read pornographic novels in the electronic reading room, right?"
Yan Xiao pressed the corners of his lips, trying hard to suppress a smile.
"That idiot Lu Xiaochuan." Zhaofan laughed as he said that, "Eating the buns I bought all day long, and making rumors about me. Good things don't go out, and bad things spread far and wide. Now it's all right, I, Zhaofan, read pornographic novels Let the students from other schools know about his deeds."
Yan Xiao cleared his throat and comforted: "It's okay, who hasn't read that kind of novel?"
Which book did you read?
"But I didn't watch it!" Zhaofan raised his voice, stood up, and suddenly grabbed his arm, as if he was eager to prove his innocence, and pulled hard, "Come on, look at what I saw What the hell is it? A serious military novel! What pornographic novel! Listen to Lu Xiaochuan's nonsense!"
His arm was being grabbed, Yan Xiao subconsciously looked down.
Zhaofan's hand was so strong that it hurt a little bit to grab him.
Here's your chance!A voice in my heart said.
Wait, serious military novels?
Military novel?
Zhaofan read military novels?
When Yan Xiao was dragged to the screen, he was still thinking—is it the kind of military novel I am familiar with?
After talking about "serious military novels", Zhaofan was embarrassed.
The page was too late to close, and the huge words on the post were particularly blinding:
——The Domineering Passion of the Special God of War
—— Stallion Shuangwen
——The work of popular newcomer "Kang Yi Xiao"
What kind of serious military novel is written by "Kang Yi Xiao"!
For a moment, Zhaofan wished that what he was reading was a pornographic novel.
After seeing the familiar "Iron Man Love" page on the screen, Yan Xiao's eyes widened, his expression was slightly stiff, and there seemed to be countless hearts beating in the place Zhaofan was holding.
He never expected to see the stallion novel that his "eunuch" dropped on the computer Zhaofan was using.
The domineering madness of the special god of war...
Never realized the title was so scandalous before!
The four words "Stalion Shuangwen" were deliberately enlarged and bolded after being humiliated by "Jie Ba" a while ago!It was probably added too much, and it actually took up one-third of the entire page!
fuck!
Yan Xiao's Adam's apple rolled dryly, and a few drops of sweat oozed from his forehead.
Think again: Zhaofan is reading my novel?Do you still understand this typical stallion novel as a "serious military novel"?
This……
Isn't that right?
Seeing Yan Xiao staring at the screen motionless, looking as if he had been struck by lightning, Zhaofan was even more embarrassed.
Just now, Yan Xiao came over to read it because he was eager to prove that he was not reading pornographic novels, and for a moment he forgot that the stuff written by that idiot elementary school student "Kang Yi Xiao" was actually not the same as pornographic novels.
No, it's worse than pornographic novels!
At least serious pornographic novels can't come up with blinding titles like "Special God of War: Domineering Passion"!
Zhaofan collected himself, noticed that he was still holding Yan Xiao's arm, and quickly let go, only to realize that his flesh had turned red.
I have to find a step down, otherwise it will be too embarrassing - he thought so, picked up the wet tissue thrown on the table.
The wet tissue hadn't been opened yet, and it was planned to return it to Yan Xiao when he saw Yan Xiao walking towards him just now.
"Brother Ai Xiao, take this." He touched Yan Xiao's hand and handed over the wet tissue, "Last time you gave me a pack, it was very useful, I bought some more, and this pack is for you. Look at you, you're sweating."
Yan Xiao came back to his senses, looked at the wet tissue, and then at Zhaofan, his eyes were more complex than ever.
Am I sweating?
I didn't notice it.
It’s too late to close the page now, so Zhao Fan simply didn’t close it, and let Yan Xiao read it generously, leaning on the edge of the table and pretending to explain nonchalantly: “I don’t read pornographic novels, I read military novels. Do you know this forum? "Iron Man Love", the largest forum for military fans in China. Me, I wanted to be a special soldier when I was young, but I didn't. I like to go to "Iron Man Love" when I have nothing to do. There are a lot of military advice, what, novels There are many."
As he said that, he scratched his tight shoulders, and continued: "But there are not many novels to read. Here, what kind of horses are they, the domineering president. How can you say that a special soldier is like a domineering president? Hey, hey, In fact, I don’t like to read these, but isn’t it a holiday? I just read it to pass the time. Just now I slipped my tongue and said something wrong. This is not a serious military novel, it’s all quite vulgar. Look at this Name, Special God of War: Domineering and Crazy, what a dick title! But the author is an elementary school student, and it is good that elementary school students are willing to use their summer vacation time to write novels. Don’t be serious with elementary school students, hahaha..."
Zhao Fan over there spoke cheerfully, but Yan Xiao here seemed to be slapped in the face by a rainstorm while standing in a strong wind.
After Zhaofan chattered, he caught a few key sentences.
——How can a special soldier look like a domineering president?
——The Domineering Passion of the Special God of War, what chicken title?
- The author is a primary school student.
Domineering president?Primary school students?
Yan Xiao's mind suddenly became chaotic.
He will never forget that the elementary school student "Qi Ba" questioned him with a deafening force: How can a special soldier be like a domineering president?
Why did Zhaofan ask such a question?
Zhaofan continued: "Hey, don't look at the post marked 'stallion cool article', in fact, this novel is quite pure, there is no such description, although the male protagonist is a stallion, but the author is too young, a primary school student, Without experience, I can't write what kind of stud the male protagonist is. Don't listen to Lu Xiaochuan's nonsense, I really haven't read pornographic novels..."
Yan Xiao's mind flashed, and before he had time to argue with Zhaofan, he suddenly thought of an incredible possibility.
This guy is pretty conservative, right?Zhaofan spoke as fast as a machine gun. While talking, he watched Yan Xiao's expression, and found that the other party's expression was getting more and more dignified. I don't know if it was because he had never read Stallion Shuangwen before, but now he was frightened. He still thinks Stallion Shuangwen is better than pornographic novels. vulgar...
Tsk, what about it?
Zhao Fan thought about it again, maybe it was the right thing to do.After all, he came to visit his brother and brought his notebook with him to catch up on homework.The acceptance of students in ordinary colleges is not as good as that of police academy students?
possible.
Zhao Fan frowned in a rare way, and touched Yan Xiao again, intending to end the topic, "Brother Xiao, don't think too much. Take the wet tissue and wipe off your sweat."
When you're done, close your browser.
"Wait!" Yan Xiao had sharp eyes and quick hands, leaned forward, and neatly held his hand holding the mouse.
"Huh?" Zhao Fan tilted his head, "Do you still want to see it?"
Yo, are you interested?
Yan Xiao's heart was beating a little fast at this time, but it was not because of physical contact with Zhaofan.
The forum "Tiehanqing" is very troublesome. The user ID is not displayed on the main page. You have to click on a dedicated page to see the ID.
Combined with the thunderous words of "How can a special soldier be like a domineering president", and Zhao Fan's series of nagging just now, Yan Xiao has a strong premonition...
Move the mouse and click the left button with the index finger.
The page switches quickly and jumps to the user profile page.
Yan Xiao's gaze was like an arrow, piercing the display screen.
There, he saw that familiar ID.
——Fan Fan Fan Fan Fan Fan Fan
He stretched out his index finger and counted the word "Fan" from beginning to end like the first time.
Eight Fan.
Multiplying Fan by eight is equal to "Fan Ba". If the point in the middle of the word "Fan" is removed, it is approximately equal to "Ji Ba".
He supported the edge of the table with one hand, and looked back at Zhaofan.
Zhaofan: "Huh?"
Yan Xiao pressed his forehead, suddenly speechless.
He took his hand away from the mouse and did not close the webpage, but took out the wet tissue he just bought from his trouser pocket and put it on the table.
"Kang Yi Xiao" reappeared, if he continued to fill in the pits, or wrote another novel, it would be considered a turning point, if he didn't start writing immediately, then it would be fine.Isn't there a saying that "time is the best medicine for healing"?Now that "Kang Yixiao" has returned, it means that he has already thought about it more or less, and maybe he will write nonsense again in a short time.
He won't bother "Kang Yi Xiao" anymore, and he doesn't think there's anything shameful about it. The page is stuck in the serialized post of "Kang Yi Xiao", and he doesn't bother to close it. After all, he has to observe "Kang Yi Xiao" again. .
Yan Xiao approached and greeted with a smile: "Meet you again."
"We are destined." Zhao Fan said cheerfully, "Did you bring a notebook?"
The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was interested. Yan Xiao tasted the phrase "We are destined", and his heart was like warm spring water.
"Yeah. Shen Xun said that the dormitory can't connect to the Internet, so I had to come here for a while." Standing opposite Zhaofan, he could only see the back of the monitor.
"Do you have homework for summer vacation?" Zhao Fan leaned on the back of the chair, showing a relaxed and leisurely sluggishness, with his head slightly tilted to the right, his chin raised habitually, and friendly expressions on the corners of his lips and eyes. "I saw you when I came here just now. The people who come here are either playing games or watching movies. You look very focused, don't you seem to be playing?"
"So you didn't call me?" Yan Xiao raised his eyebrows, "Worried about disturbing me?"
"Are you really in a rush for your homework?" Zhao Fan snorted, "Why does it look like that..."
"Ok?"
"Primary school students are just catching up with homework, right?"
The word "primary school student" has been lingering in Yan Xiao's mind for a while, but at this time Zhao Fan actually heard "primary school student".
The lingering elementary school student!
Yan Xiao's eyes changed slightly, knowing that Zhaofan was joking, so he jokingly said, "I have something to write. What about you? You came to the electronic reading room..."
In the middle of speaking, Yan Xiao suddenly stopped.
Because if you don't stop, the words "read pornographic novels?" will blurt out.
In fact, he really wanted to know what Zhaofan was reading, whether he was really reading pornographic novels as Lu Xiaochuan said.It's really nothing to look at, who doesn't have any "yellow stuff" in their minds at this age, this one and that one.Zhaofan only reads texts and does not watch movies, he is "pure" than most people.
However, the standing position is not very good at this time, and it is impolite to take a few steps to look at the display screen.
He can't do the nasty thing of "peeping".
"Huh?" Zhao Fan straightened his body, his eyes seemed a little wary, but his tone was still relaxed, "Why did you stop talking halfway?"
Yan Xiao rested his hand on the screen, thinking of Zhaofan reading pornographic novels, he suddenly felt very funny.
So he turned his face away and really smiled.
"Damn!" Zhao Fan slapped the table nonchalantly, "Brother Xiao, have you heard some rumors about me?"
Yan Xiao stopped laughing, "Rumor? What rumor?"
Zhaofan didn't even look angry, his eyes were very bright, "You heard that I read pornographic novels in the electronic reading room, right?"
Yan Xiao pressed the corners of his lips, trying hard to suppress a smile.
"That idiot Lu Xiaochuan." Zhaofan laughed as he said that, "Eating the buns I bought all day long, and making rumors about me. Good things don't go out, and bad things spread far and wide. Now it's all right, I, Zhaofan, read pornographic novels Let the students from other schools know about his deeds."
Yan Xiao cleared his throat and comforted: "It's okay, who hasn't read that kind of novel?"
Which book did you read?
"But I didn't watch it!" Zhaofan raised his voice, stood up, and suddenly grabbed his arm, as if he was eager to prove his innocence, and pulled hard, "Come on, look at what I saw What the hell is it? A serious military novel! What pornographic novel! Listen to Lu Xiaochuan's nonsense!"
His arm was being grabbed, Yan Xiao subconsciously looked down.
Zhaofan's hand was so strong that it hurt a little bit to grab him.
Here's your chance!A voice in my heart said.
Wait, serious military novels?
Military novel?
Zhaofan read military novels?
When Yan Xiao was dragged to the screen, he was still thinking—is it the kind of military novel I am familiar with?
After talking about "serious military novels", Zhaofan was embarrassed.
The page was too late to close, and the huge words on the post were particularly blinding:
——The Domineering Passion of the Special God of War
—— Stallion Shuangwen
——The work of popular newcomer "Kang Yi Xiao"
What kind of serious military novel is written by "Kang Yi Xiao"!
For a moment, Zhaofan wished that what he was reading was a pornographic novel.
After seeing the familiar "Iron Man Love" page on the screen, Yan Xiao's eyes widened, his expression was slightly stiff, and there seemed to be countless hearts beating in the place Zhaofan was holding.
He never expected to see the stallion novel that his "eunuch" dropped on the computer Zhaofan was using.
The domineering madness of the special god of war...
Never realized the title was so scandalous before!
The four words "Stalion Shuangwen" were deliberately enlarged and bolded after being humiliated by "Jie Ba" a while ago!It was probably added too much, and it actually took up one-third of the entire page!
fuck!
Yan Xiao's Adam's apple rolled dryly, and a few drops of sweat oozed from his forehead.
Think again: Zhaofan is reading my novel?Do you still understand this typical stallion novel as a "serious military novel"?
This……
Isn't that right?
Seeing Yan Xiao staring at the screen motionless, looking as if he had been struck by lightning, Zhaofan was even more embarrassed.
Just now, Yan Xiao came over to read it because he was eager to prove that he was not reading pornographic novels, and for a moment he forgot that the stuff written by that idiot elementary school student "Kang Yi Xiao" was actually not the same as pornographic novels.
No, it's worse than pornographic novels!
At least serious pornographic novels can't come up with blinding titles like "Special God of War: Domineering Passion"!
Zhaofan collected himself, noticed that he was still holding Yan Xiao's arm, and quickly let go, only to realize that his flesh had turned red.
I have to find a step down, otherwise it will be too embarrassing - he thought so, picked up the wet tissue thrown on the table.
The wet tissue hadn't been opened yet, and it was planned to return it to Yan Xiao when he saw Yan Xiao walking towards him just now.
"Brother Ai Xiao, take this." He touched Yan Xiao's hand and handed over the wet tissue, "Last time you gave me a pack, it was very useful, I bought some more, and this pack is for you. Look at you, you're sweating."
Yan Xiao came back to his senses, looked at the wet tissue, and then at Zhaofan, his eyes were more complex than ever.
Am I sweating?
I didn't notice it.
It’s too late to close the page now, so Zhao Fan simply didn’t close it, and let Yan Xiao read it generously, leaning on the edge of the table and pretending to explain nonchalantly: “I don’t read pornographic novels, I read military novels. Do you know this forum? "Iron Man Love", the largest forum for military fans in China. Me, I wanted to be a special soldier when I was young, but I didn't. I like to go to "Iron Man Love" when I have nothing to do. There are a lot of military advice, what, novels There are many."
As he said that, he scratched his tight shoulders, and continued: "But there are not many novels to read. Here, what kind of horses are they, the domineering president. How can you say that a special soldier is like a domineering president? Hey, hey, In fact, I don’t like to read these, but isn’t it a holiday? I just read it to pass the time. Just now I slipped my tongue and said something wrong. This is not a serious military novel, it’s all quite vulgar. Look at this Name, Special God of War: Domineering and Crazy, what a dick title! But the author is an elementary school student, and it is good that elementary school students are willing to use their summer vacation time to write novels. Don’t be serious with elementary school students, hahaha..."
Zhao Fan over there spoke cheerfully, but Yan Xiao here seemed to be slapped in the face by a rainstorm while standing in a strong wind.
After Zhaofan chattered, he caught a few key sentences.
——How can a special soldier look like a domineering president?
——The Domineering Passion of the Special God of War, what chicken title?
- The author is a primary school student.
Domineering president?Primary school students?
Yan Xiao's mind suddenly became chaotic.
He will never forget that the elementary school student "Qi Ba" questioned him with a deafening force: How can a special soldier be like a domineering president?
Why did Zhaofan ask such a question?
Zhaofan continued: "Hey, don't look at the post marked 'stallion cool article', in fact, this novel is quite pure, there is no such description, although the male protagonist is a stallion, but the author is too young, a primary school student, Without experience, I can't write what kind of stud the male protagonist is. Don't listen to Lu Xiaochuan's nonsense, I really haven't read pornographic novels..."
Yan Xiao's mind flashed, and before he had time to argue with Zhaofan, he suddenly thought of an incredible possibility.
This guy is pretty conservative, right?Zhaofan spoke as fast as a machine gun. While talking, he watched Yan Xiao's expression, and found that the other party's expression was getting more and more dignified. I don't know if it was because he had never read Stallion Shuangwen before, but now he was frightened. He still thinks Stallion Shuangwen is better than pornographic novels. vulgar...
Tsk, what about it?
Zhao Fan thought about it again, maybe it was the right thing to do.After all, he came to visit his brother and brought his notebook with him to catch up on homework.The acceptance of students in ordinary colleges is not as good as that of police academy students?
possible.
Zhao Fan frowned in a rare way, and touched Yan Xiao again, intending to end the topic, "Brother Xiao, don't think too much. Take the wet tissue and wipe off your sweat."
When you're done, close your browser.
"Wait!" Yan Xiao had sharp eyes and quick hands, leaned forward, and neatly held his hand holding the mouse.
"Huh?" Zhao Fan tilted his head, "Do you still want to see it?"
Yo, are you interested?
Yan Xiao's heart was beating a little fast at this time, but it was not because of physical contact with Zhaofan.
The forum "Tiehanqing" is very troublesome. The user ID is not displayed on the main page. You have to click on a dedicated page to see the ID.
Combined with the thunderous words of "How can a special soldier be like a domineering president", and Zhao Fan's series of nagging just now, Yan Xiao has a strong premonition...
Move the mouse and click the left button with the index finger.
The page switches quickly and jumps to the user profile page.
Yan Xiao's gaze was like an arrow, piercing the display screen.
There, he saw that familiar ID.
——Fan Fan Fan Fan Fan Fan Fan
He stretched out his index finger and counted the word "Fan" from beginning to end like the first time.
Eight Fan.
Multiplying Fan by eight is equal to "Fan Ba". If the point in the middle of the word "Fan" is removed, it is approximately equal to "Ji Ba".
He supported the edge of the table with one hand, and looked back at Zhaofan.
Zhaofan: "Huh?"
Yan Xiao pressed his forehead, suddenly speechless.
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