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The door of the study was pushed open, and there was the sound of "da da" of slippers.Yan Xiao didn't need to look back to know who was coming.

It must be Qi Nanxu, a ten-year-old kid from the Qi family next door.

"Yan Xiao!" Qi Nanxu is the only seedling of the Qi family. Although he is young, he has a lot of airs. Visiting Yan's house is like going back to his own home. He has never been polite, and he has never called Yan Xiao "brother". Come whenever you want If you want to leave, you can also eat Yan Xiao's ice cream and cookies, and grab Yan Xiao's computer.

"Here I am again!" Qi Nanxu held an ice cream in his mouth and another in his hand, walked up to Yan Xiao, and stretched out his hand generously, "Here."

Yan Xiao rolled his eyes at him, took the ice cream, "Isn't this what I bought yesterday and put in the refrigerator?"

"That's why I treat you to eat." Qi Nanxu boasted without shame.

"Tsk." Yan Xiao tore open the package, too lazy to deal with the unexpected guest, and continued to stare at the display screen.

The status of "Ji Ba" is still "online".

If "jiba" does not go offline, he will not go offline.He had a hunch that "Ji Ba" would continue to find fault today.

"Let me play." There was only one computer in the study room, and Qi Nanxu had only eaten half of the ice cream, so he squeezed to Yan Xiao's seat, trying to push Yan Xiao away.

Yan Xiao stretched out his left hand, and slammed his palm on the door in front of him roughly, and easily pushed him aside, "I can't do it today, I have business to do."

Relying on his ability to fight, Qi Nanxu walked sideways from kindergarten to elementary school. He was used to his prestige. Now he suddenly became a short leg in front of Yan Xiao. When he swung it out, Yan Xiao grabbed him by the collar and threw him onto the sofa next to him.

"Brother Xiao is really busy today." Yan Xiao looked a little impatient, "If you want to stay here, just be obedient to me, or go back."

Qi Nanxu puffed up his cheeks, "You want to sue my grandpa?"

"I'll tell you to be honest." Yan Xiao rubbed his head and pointed to the bookshelf, "There are comics there, if you want to read them, take them yourself, don't bother me."

Qi Nanxu sulked for a while on the sofa, stood up and walked towards the door.

Yan Xiao saw what he was going to do at a glance, and shouted: "Stop!"

Qi Nanxu turned around with a dark face.

"Where are you going?" Yan Xiao asked knowingly.

"Go downstairs." Qi Nanxu rolled his eyes from side to side.

"Don't go to my brother's room." Yan Xiao picked up the mobile phone on the table and shook it, "Otherwise, I will call Chief Qi right now."

Qi Nanxu pursed his lips, returned to the sofa unwillingly, and muttered: "You don't let me play computer games, and you don't let me go to brother's room, you are trying to force me to death!"

"I'm forcing you to death?" Yan Xiao laughed dryly, "Have you watched too many TV dramas about suffering? Go back if you don't want to be honest."

"I don't!" Qi Nanxu reluctantly took the comic, crossed his legs and began to read, muttering and glaring at Yan Xiao from time to time.

Yan Xiao knew that he was scolding himself, shook his head, and supported his forehead with one hand.

This little fellow of the Qi family has long been spoiled by his elder brother.The elders of the Yan and Qi families are family friends. Qi Nanxu has followed Yan Ce, the boss of the Yan family, since he was a child, and learned the hard skills of fighting. Now Yan Ce is far away in the field army, and he can’t come back once a year. Qi Nanxu is gone. Like a father, he ran to Yan's house all day long, and it seemed that if he didn't come to Yan's house to inspect, he would have trouble getting through every day.In the past, there was no holiday in elementary school, and Qi Nanxu had to abide by the discipline and go home to sleep on time. Now it is summer vacation, and when the little kid comes, he will not leave. When he is sleepy, he will sleep on the sofa in the study, as if he can see it when he wakes up. Like a strict policy.

Yan Xiao was quite speechless, and couldn't figure out why Qi Nanxu yelled "Brother" when he saw Yan Ce, but he just yelled "Yan Xiao" when he saw himself, and he couldn't figure out why Qi Nanxu was sticky towards Yan Ce Where did the son come from.

But now he doesn't have the time to think about it, the guy named "Ji Ba" is obviously more annoying than Qi Nanxu.

Speaking of which, he is not much of an author, writing some military novels on "Iron Blood" is purely a whim, trying to find a different path for the future.

The Yan family has been in the army for several generations, not to mention the men in the family, even the daughters are all wearing military uniforms.

Yan Xiao is the only exception.

I can't tell whether it's because he didn't want to join the army at all, or if he has a more or less rebellious mentality. In short, that year, Yan Ce arranged a place for him in the army, but he refused to go, taking pictures of his university admission letter Said, instead of being a soldier, you have to study.

That university is not bad, a local one, majoring in international economics.Yan Ce didn't give him a good look, but he didn't force him into the barracks either.

He remembered Yan Ce's disappointed eyes.

But why should my family decide my own life?

Lao Tzu is a general, and my elder brother is a special soldier, so I have to be a soldier too?

It doesn't make sense.

He Yan Xiao didn't like to wear a military uniform, who did he provoke?

The past two years in college have been comfortable and comfortable, boring and boring.In the last semester, I accidentally heard that a senior in his senior year did not find a job, and made a lot of money by writing business war novels on the Internet. He was so lucky that he remembered that the "Iron Blood" forum he often went to seemed to have a novel section.

"Iron Blood" is a forum for military fans, and the novels published there must be military novels.He browsed a few articles, thought he had figured out the way, and soon started writing.

Although I don’t wear military uniforms seriously, I have lived in the army compound for 20 years anyway, so it’s not a problem to write a military novel—the characters are ready-made, Yan Ce can be used as a prototype, and the stories are also ready-made. Bing's brothers personally told it, add oil and vinegar, polish it, exaggerate it, and it's almost the same.

However, when the novel was posted, no one read it at all.

The moderator of the novel section hit him in a private message: "Big brother, you can't write like this!"

He humbly asked for advice: "Why not?"

The moderator patiently said: "What you wrote is a real story in the military camp! It doesn't conform to the current trend."

He was a little surprised: "Huh?"

Why do real people and real things not conform to the trend?

Don't you need textual research to write novels now?

The moderator said: "You protagonist, you only know how to train hard all day long, and you don't have any other thoughts. You don't even bother to take a look at the girls in the company next door. How can this work? Who wants to see this among our buddies? You should at least let him flirt with Lianhua next door! Look at those popular novels in our forum, the protagonists are beating the United States and stepping on Japan every day, and even flirting with a girl after the day President, this is so cool! What about you? Your protagonist trains during the day and trains at night, isn’t it too hard? He must at least touch a gun! I don’t mean the real gun, just the gun, you know Yes! Brothers want to read Shuangwen. Do you understand Shuangwen? , I have read countless articles, and I can see that you have two brushes. As long as you change your style and rewrite Stallion Shuangwen, I guarantee that your popularity will rise steadily. When the time comes, I will add a finer point to you, what do you think?"

Yan Xiao was silent, thinking of the treasure of "Iron Blood Love".

That novel is very decent, and it is by no means a blandish novel.

The moderator said again: "Don't look at Baohong in our township, it's a novel written many years ago, and the time is also lucky, there was only one novel in our jar back then, if it wasn't popular, we had to promote it! Now that the market has changed, the brothers love to read the stallion novels!"

Yan Xiao thought for a long time, and replied: "Okay, thank you, I will go and think about it."

Turning off the webpage, Yan Xiao didn't sleep all night, squinting his eyes against the sunlight at dawn, and decided to give it a damn try this time!

The character still uses the big brother Yan Ce as the prototype, highlighting Yan Ce's domineering president side, reducing Yan Ce's hard-working side;

After writing several chapters, he registered a new account called "Kang Yi Xiao", and showed it to the moderator before posting it.

The moderator was overjoyed: "Big brother! You have a great comprehension ability! This article is cool and exciting. If it's not popular, I'll post nude photos!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

No need for nude photos.

As the moderator expected, after one novel was posted, the popularity of "Kuang Yi Xiao" gradually increased, and the posts floated on the front page of the novel section all the time.

Although Yan Xiao was a little reluctant to look directly at his novel, he was in a really good mood.

He thought, maybe writing military novels is also a way out.

As long as you don't follow the track arranged by your father and brother, you can explore any road freely!

During this period of time, through communicating with the moderators and readers, he gradually understood everyone’s psychology. In fact, readers all know that cool writing is fake, but what they want is that kind of refreshing energy—a refreshing energy that is extremely lacking in real life. .

However, the gangster "Ji Ba" appeared.

Yan Xiao has read the posting records of "Ji Ba", and found that this gangster has never appeared in a novel post before, whoever thinks he will make a long speech, with amazing words, like a detective who is sober when everyone is drunk. He was ordered to find out the unreasonable things in the details, let them out one by one, and say with righteous words——You are unreasonable, you are unreasonable, this is impossible in the barracks.

Of course this is impossible in the barracks!But do you understand this is Shuangwen?cool text!Yan Xiao supported his forehead, his heart was on fire, and he felt like being taught to be a man by a primary school student.

"Ji Ba" is probably just a stupid elementary school student who worships special forces and wants to be a special soldier when he grows up. After reading a few posts in other sections of "Iron Blood", he considers himself an expert.

Yan Xiao looked at Qi Nanxu, who was holding the manga and looking angry, and felt very headache.

This kind of self-righteous and unreasonable elementary school students are the most troublesome. They don't know the heights of the sky and the earth.

You've all read Shuangwen, and you still care about Shuangwen's inconsistency with reality?

Let me explain, how can elementary school students be so smart?Maybe you will get more and more excited as you get more and more excited, and you will never know how to stop when you are fighting forever.

Don't explain it, it seems to recognize it, it is equivalent to being repeatedly rubbed on the ground by elementary school students.

It's fucking annoying anyway.

In the chapter updated today, "Ji Ba" hasn't come to leave a comment yet, but other primary school students have obviously been affected by "Ji Ba" and started to find fault spontaneously. Ah", "I haven't seen real special forces before" and other comments.

Yan Xiao irritably threw the ice cream sticks into the trash can, and cursed secretly——How much truth can there be in what "Ji Ba" said?

After scolding, he re-edited the post, adding red and bold "Shuangwen".

At this moment, a new comment popped up.

Yan Xiao's eyes lit up, and he clicked on it, and it really was "Ji Ba".

The tone of "Ji Ba" is a lot more serious than yesterday. Yesterday he was polite. It can be seen that he is a primary school student with a good tutor. Today he is a bit condescending. It must be that the description of the special forces in the novel does not match the reality. He also emphasized again that it is impossible to have special forces like a domineering president!

Yan Xiao was very angry, and felt that it was ridiculous to be angry with the elementary school students, so he couldn't help but sneered, and kept tapping his fingers on the edge of the table.

Qi Nanxu raised his head, "Yan Xiao, what are you doing?"

Yan Xiao suppressed his anger as much as possible, stared at Qi Nanxu for a few seconds, thinking that this "jiba" must be about the same age as Qi Nanxu, and he is at the most annoying age, and it is unreasonable to reason, the only way is not to reason!

Qi Nanxu was stared inexplicably, so he simply threw away the manga, ran to the desk, and stretched his neck to look at the monitor.

Yan Xiao made a gesture to cover his eyes, but he dodged cleverly, "I want to watch!"

At this time, the comment of "Ji Ba" popped up again, this time it was a earnest admonition - listen to my brother's words, the special forces are really not like what you wrote, read more books when you are too young, and stop writing nonsense.

Yan Xiao almost vomited out a mouthful of blood.

Brother?What brother?How many starlings?

Qi Nanxu took the opportunity to snatch the chair, and after reading the comments of "Ji Ba", he turned his head and asked, "Yan Xiao, this person seems to be teaching you how to be a human being!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Yeah you big, get off!

Qi Nanxu added: "He's right. How could a special soldier be like a domineering, domineering president?"

"Do you still know how to be a domineering president?" Yan Xiao lifted Qi Nanxu and threw it on the ground again, "How old are you, Kid Qi Nanzhu?"

The nickname "Qi Nanxu" was given by Yan Ce before, and it made Qi Nanxu cry.

Sure enough, Qi Nanxu was not happy when he heard it, "Only my brother can call me that!"

Yan Xiao kicked him, telling him to get out of here.

Unexpectedly, this kid became energetic in the middle of the night, jumped onto the desk with both feet, and made a temporary alliance with "Jie Ba", "Special soldiers can't be like a domineering president!"

Yan Xiao had a headache, "What should the special forces look like?"

"Like my brother!"

"Fuck!" Yan Xiao was speechless. The protagonists of his novels are all based on Yan Ce - domineering, tough, and extremely powerful at the same time.

Like that, domineering president.

"My brother is very gentle." Qi Nanxu said, "He is not an overbearing president!"

Qi Nanxu ran away after speaking, obviously angry.Yan Xiao looked at his back, then at the shiny "online" logo of "Jiba", feeling oppressed in his chest.

Being yelled at by two elementary school kids at the same time sucks!

On the other side, in the noisy electronic reading room, Zhao Fan folded his hands on his chest, with a cold look in his eyes, and a serious expression on his face.

Just now I typed a full page of characters eloquently, and I was excited when I typed, but now I feel very ashamed.

Why bother?

"Kang Yi Xiao" is just a primary school student. Primary school students use their summer vacation to write a novel. No matter how bad or bad the writing is, it is none of their business.

Why waste a night with elementary school students?

This elementary school student is still online at such a late hour, is he staying up late writing a novel?

An elementary school student who stays up late writing novels is cuter than an elementary school student who stays up late playing games, right?

"Fuck, I'm crazy." Zhao Fan closed the webpage, wiped his face, and felt a little silly for the first time to be serious with elementary school students.