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"Brother Fan, is it a waste of resources for you to use a computer with such a high configuration to browse the forum?" During the shift change, Zhang Ji, who was in charge of blowing hair, slipped up from downstairs and stayed in front of the computer, "I'll just play for a quarter of an hour." , Lao Li has to be urged in a while. You can do it, let my brother have a good time! Brother Fan, you are the most handsome, handsome and beautiful, and there are countless girls and boys who admire you who fall into the Yellow River!"

Zhao Fan quickly finished the latest chapter of "Special God of War: The Peach-colored Cry", and originally wanted to read it carefully again, but Zhang Ji was about to urinate when he saw it, so he had to close the browser, let the computer out, and learn while exercising Li Jue babbled: "Young people, it's good to be addicted to reading, why are you addicted to games? Games are harmful. Xiao Zhang, I think you are young and handsome. If you are free, go to the next door to get a fitness card and report it to me." You can get a [-]% discount on your name. Let’s talk about a girlfriend, live in reality, go home often during the holidays, honor your parents..."

"Brother Fan, where is your repeater?" Zhang Ji is young, just an adult, did not pass the college entrance examination, came to work in the city, docile and honest, and his job is quite steady. His only hobby is playing games, and he is the owner of the computer on the second floor. regulars.

After Zhaofan babbled, seeing that the game had finished loading, he knew that this guy would automatically block his voice in a short time, so he stretched himself and prepared to go downstairs to tidy up and get off work on time.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Ji kept his eyes on the map and asked distractedly, "Brother Fan, what's the matter with you recently? Have you become an Internet addict like me? I haven't seen you use this computer before."

"If I were a young man addicted to the Internet, wouldn't you and Xiao Xu have already suffered from Internet addiction and died for the country?" Zhao Fan had already walked to the door, and said with a smile: "Play your game, if you go in with all your heart and mind, you will be 'biubiu' 'Headshot."

"Ah, Brother Fan, don't curse me!" Zhang Ji yelled, "You just said 'biu' twice!"

"Well, Brother Fan is not good at math, he almost failed the college entrance examination, and he got away with his appearance." Zhao Fan closed the door for him, and walked downstairs leisurely.

In the middle of the walk, Zhang Ji's wailing was heard from above. It seemed that he really got off to a bad start and suffered a headshot.

Naturally, Zhao Fan would not go back the same way to send comfort, absent-mindedly teased a few dogs waiting in line for a bath, and filtered the plot of "Peach Scary" in his mind.

Zhang Ji is not a particularly smart person, but he is quite careful in his observations, saying that he has recently become a young man with Internet addiction.

It seems that is the case.

Ever since he discovered that "Kuang Yixiao" cheered up and wrote a new novel, he wanted to surf the Internet every day. If he didn't see an update on a certain day, he felt that the day's work was not done.

This is the same as the need to put water before going to bed, if you don't let it go, you can't even sleep well.

I didn't feel this way when I read other novels in the "Special God of War" series.

The computer in the electronic reading room is too broken, and it takes 10 minutes to open the post.

10 minutes is enough for him to read the latest chapter on the computer in the pet grooming salon.

And it’s mostly at night when I go to the electronic reading room, and sometimes I always think about it in my heart after reading it—whether it’s whimsical to complain about "Kuang Yixiao", or thinking about those messy relationships between characters, anyway, I just can’t stop thinking about it. Can affect sleep.In addition, Shen Xun's brother Yan Xiao often came to visit, he really didn't want to run to the electronic reading room in front of the other party, so as not to remind them of those pornographic novels and cool stallion novels.

After weighing it up, I decided not to go to the electronic reading room at all. After washing the dog every day, I went to the second floor to read the update before leaving get off work.

Coming out of the pet beauty salon, Zhao Fan grabbed the change in his trouser pocket and counted it—although Li Jue gave him a special bag for change last time, he is still more used to putting the change in his pocket directly, and it doesn’t count. When you run out, just break up a 100 yuan one.

There are a total of sixty yuan in change, and if you don't spend it extravagantly, it will be enough for a few days.

He walked to the corner of the street and bought a full set of pancakes and fruits.

The owner of this pancake stall is fresh and refined. He is different from other bosses. He doesn't like to chat with customers, but just likes to make big pancakes.

Zhaofan is quite fond of chatting with people, he can answer ten sentences when others say one.But the boss is a boring gourd, so he has no choice but to be bored.

This boredom made me think of "Peachy Horror" and "Kang Yi Xiao".

He pursued the novel "Peach Horror" with great relish, and he refused to miss a single chapter.

In fact, I also despise myself a little. Before, I didn't like the stallion Shuangwen, let alone the elementary school student "Kang Yixiao", but now I have caught up with the addiction, and even want to write a few words about my experience.

But when he thought of having a problem with "Kang Yi Xiao", he dismissed the idea, and even went to the forum without using his own account, and directly logged on to Li Jue's account.

In terms of good-looking or not, "Peach Cry" is definitely not good-looking. If there are any problems in the "Special God of War" series before, it has some problems, such as exaggerated writing, indiscriminate use of idioms, exaggerated plot, and the protagonist's cheating, but you can watch it calmly. , especially when he substitutes himself as the protagonist, overcoming all obstacles, punishing rape and eradicating evil, standing upright, it really feels really cool.

This may be the charm of Shuangwen.

No wonder the stallion Shuangwen is so popular.

But Zhaofan also understands that in the past, he would not be able to read a cool article about a stallion dressed in a military novel with a calm mind.This time I watched it with gusto, mostly because I felt that the protagonist Zhan Feihua was very similar to me from the beginning.

——But we must first ignore the strange name "Zhan Feihua".

I don't know what "Kuang Yixiao" is thinking, the supporting characters in the novel "Peachy Horror" all have normal names, but the main character insists on being called "Zhan Feihua" because he wants to have a fight with "Long Aotian" Fight?

But when he thought that "Kang Yixiao" was a primary school student, he felt that he could barely understand it.

Li Jue laughed mercilessly at the fact that he felt that Zhan Feihua was like him.

A few days ago, he also showed Lu Xiaochuan "Peach Cry" and asked Lu Xiaochuan what he thought. This man's reaction was exactly the same as Li Jue's.

Well, he is Zhan Feihua on the left and right... No, he is as thick-skinned as a city wall.

After a while, the pancake fruit was ready.The boss of the boring gourd seemed to be angry, and passed the fruit that had been cut in half with a blank expression.

Zhaofan took it and tested the temperature. It was too hot, so he had to hold it in his hand and continue to ponder while walking to the police station.

"Kuang Yixiao" is probably a very self-disciplined primary school student, and the updates are fast, and there are tens of thousands of words in a day without reading.

These days, there are not many adults who are self-disciplined, let alone elementary school students—so this elementary school student still has a bright spot.

In the latest update, Zhan Feihua is fighting in the special forces training camp.Those who were stronger and uglier than him were all trampled under his feet, even the instructor who was as arrogant as a domineering president praised: Xiao Zhan has a bright future.

"The future is boundless..." Zhaofan smacked his lips, shaking the pancake fruit in his hand, feeling his face burn.

When I first started watching "Peach Cry", it wasn't like it is now. The more I watched Zhan Feihua these days, the more I felt like myself, and I became more and more active in the role. I felt honored to see Zhan Feihua praised by the characters in the novel.

It's a shame to think about it, but it's the way it is.

He wanted to find someone to ask again, did he feel that Zhan Feihua resembled him, but he couldn't think of who to ask for a while.

If you catch one at random, you will probably get the same feedback as Li Jue and Lu Xiaochuan.

He touched his face and said to himself: "I can't afford to lose this man!"

It stands to reason that the most suitable person to confide in is Lin Haocheng.Although he and Lin Haocheng are father and son in household registration, they get along more like brothers.Ever since he was a child, he would always tell Lin Haocheng if he had any concerns.Regardless of whether Lin Haocheng could explain it or not, he felt relieved after speaking out.

Leave the rest to Lin Haocheng to worry about.

Moreover, Lin Haocheng is also the person who knows him best. Whether Zhan Feihua resembles him or not, Lin Haocheng can give him the answer after reading a few chapters.

It's just that Lin Haocheng is over 40 years old, and he may be laughed at by others if he uses the computer in the bureau to read the stallion cool article.

Zhaofan took a deep breath and bit his lips helplessly.

It's a pity that Lin Haocheng went on a mission, and he couldn't get in touch in a short time.

Thinking of the danger Lin Haocheng faced every time he went on a mission, boredom surged in his chest again.

Yan Xiao used to type at night, but now in order to practice physical fitness and strength with Zhaofan, he had to shift his novel writing time to daytime.

Inspiration during the day is not as good as at night. In the words of Qi Nanxu, a cartoon lover, "the spirit is withered during the day, and it is not suitable for cultivating immortals."

Yan Xiao finished typing the next chapter relying on the withered "spiritual energy" during the day, stood up and moved his body.

It was already evening at this time, and the electronic reading room had not yet ushered in the army of gamers. The moderate noise was equivalent to white noise, which was more suitable for coding than in a completely quiet dormitory.

He picked up his phone to check the time, only to realize that there was a missed call.

It was Qi Nanxu, who spoke wild words, who called.

He was a little strange, why did Qi Nanxu call himself?

He despised Qi Nanxu, why didn't Qi Nanxu despise him.

After packing up his things, he called back as he walked out, and the call was quickly connected, but no one spoke over there, only the sound of rapid breathing could be heard.

"What's wrong." He suddenly became worried, Qi Nanxu's appearance was too abnormal.He even thought that Qi Nanxu had been kidnapped. At this time, it was the kidnapper who was holding Qi Nanxu's child's mobile phone.

"Xiao, brother Xiaoxiao..." Qi Nanxu cried out of breath, "Xiao! Xiao! Brother! Brother! Are you my brother Xiaoxiao! Woowa——"

Yan Xiao suddenly had goose bumps all over his body, and almost frightened his phone.

He hadn't heard the name "Brother Xiaoxiao" for many years. Qi Nanxu always called him "Yan Xiao" casually. The last time he called "Brother Xiaoxiao" was when he was beaten until his ass blossomed by the old man of the Qi family.

"Don't cry, what's going on?" He asked as gently as possible.

Probably because he heard a familiar voice, Qi Nanxu cried more and more, "Wow, ow, ow".

Yan Xiao held the phone tightly and listened, feeling that this unlucky child was about to break his heart from crying.

After crying for about a quarter of an hour, Qi Nanxu hiccupped and poured out what happened today.

After Yan Xiao heard it, he wanted to say "serve it right", but felt a little sad for the poor boy.

Here's the thing -

Relying on his good fists and kicks, Qi Nanxu became the king and hegemony in elementary school, and conquered anyone who refused to accept him, making him look like a crab.

But no matter how powerful it is, it is the body of a child after all, and it will suffer a disadvantage against middle school students who can fight.

After Yan Xiao left, the Yan family could not enter.Qi Nanxu was in a bad mood, so he went to a nearby middle school to watch the high school students fight in groups, and chatted to relieve his worries, but when he saw it, he wanted to make gestures, so he ran to provoke him without knowing the heights.

He was about 1.8 meters tall, and he was only ten years old. He failed to provoke and was beaten, his eye sockets were swollen, his hands were dislocated, both knees were broken, and he was covered in blood.After returning home, not only did he not get comfort, but he was also taught a lesson. When he called just now, he had just come out of the hospital, so he managed to connect his dislocated hand.

Qi Nanxu was protected and pampered by Yan Ce since he was a child. How could he have been so angry? He wanted to go to Yan's house to cry, but he didn't have a key. He sat at the door of Yan's house and licked his wounds.

"Turn into ashes" is Qi Nanxu's own description.

Yan Xiao couldn't laugh or cry.

Before Yan Ce did not enlist in the army, Qi Nanxu used to look for Yan Ce for everything, but now it is impossible to find Yan Ce, and he can't even make a phone call. After struggling again and again, he finally called him on the phone, and cried out the long-lost "Brother Xiao Xiao" .

This is almost letting go of "dignity".

Unlucky children also have times to ask for appeasement.

Yan Xiao had a headache, Qi Nanxu had never acted coquettishly with him, he was good at taking care of Qi Nanxu, but not good at appeasing Qi Nanxu.

But Qi Nanxu was probably really too sad, and after waiting for a long time without a word of comfort, his crying suddenly became as loud as thunder in summer.

Yan Xiao had already walked to the door of the dormitory at this time, and his eardrums were so painful from being yelled at, he quickly took the phone away.

"Brother Xiao." A familiar voice came from beside him, Yan Xiao's heart skipped a beat, and when he turned around, he saw Zhao Fan walking towards him.

"What's the matter?" Zhao Fan was eating the pancake fruit. The fruit was too big, and it was divided into two halves, each in a pocket.

After typing in the electronic reading room for a whole day, Yan Xiao was already hungry, and when he saw pancakes and fruits—mainly because he saw Zhaofan’s eating—the glutton in his stomach began to beat drums and gongs.

Qi Nanxu cried loudly, and the sound of wailing came from the receiver of the mobile phone.Zhaofan specializes in sniping, and his hearing is different from that of ordinary people. He could easily hear the cry, and looked at Yan Xiao suspiciously, "This is it?"

"The younger brother at home." Yan Xiao had no choice but to explain, "I lost a fight with someone, and I was so wronged that I cried."

Qi Nanxu cried miserably, but it sounded a little funny.Zhaofan couldn't hold back, the corners of his lips curved upwards, feeling impolite, he immediately waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry."

"It's okay, I want to laugh." Yan Xiao said truthfully.

"As an older brother, you don't even say a word of consolation when your younger brother loses in a fight?" Zhao Fan leaned closer, and when he heard several "Wow" and "Aww", he wanted to laugh even more.

"I'm not very good at it." Yan Xiao said, "The main reason is that this kid didn't cry with me before..."

"Give me the phone." Zhaofan held out his hand, "I will coax the children."

Yan Xiao opened his eyes and paused, "Are you sure?"

This kid is no ordinary kid.

"I'm sure, it's not difficult to coax children. I can even coax the dogs in the store to laugh, but I can't coax your brother?" Zhao Fan said, having already picked up his mobile phone, and asked, "How old is your brother? "

"Ten years old." Yan Xiao rubbed the bridge of his nose, "If he doesn't listen, don't talk to him either."

"Be patient with children." Zhaofan smiled, walked a few steps to the side, and then said to the phone: "Brother."

Qi Nanxu hiccupped, "Huh?"