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"Let you rest, let you lie on the bed and sleep, you came to rub Lao Tzu's net?" Li Jue slapped a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao spray on the table, "Just rub the net, what are you excited about? Xiao Xu is awesome at playing games, isn’t he? He ordered thousands of troops to kill all directions, and his head is about to fall off. I have never seen you so excited!"

Zhaofan took Yunnan Baiyao, opened the lid and smelled it, "This smell is wrong, must it be expired? Capitalists buy fake medicines when they buy medicines?"

"It just came out of the factory this year! It's real medicine! I just bought it last month! I know you kids are restless all day long. Either you fight with others and get bloody, or you hurt your muscles and bones when you play ball. I'm not prepared Some medicine, you can only cry when you are hurt!" Li Jue stared, "Don't change the subject for me, why were you so excited just now? Did you break your toe when you hit the net?"

Zhao Fan sat on the dead wooden sofa, with one foot resting on the edge of the coffee table and the other foot on the edge of the sofa, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother Jue, you 'doctor' is too unreliable, my toes are kicking It’s swollen, which eye of yours saw it folded? It’s okay if it’s folded?”

After speaking, he took Yunnan Baiyao and pressed it several times on his red and swollen toes, and the room was filled with a strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine.

Li Jue raised his hand and slapped his nose, "You are proud of not kicking, right? I don't understand, what did you eat to grow up? You are so energetic that you can kick the table with excitement when you surf the Internet casually? I can barely understand Xiao Xu playing games and kicking tables. You just go to a forum, what are you doing?"

The computer was still on, and the page stayed on the latest update of the post "Special God of War: Peachy Horror".After Zhaofan sprayed the medicine, the hot burning sensation on his toes finally disappeared, replaced by a cold touch.

He put down the medicine bottle, hopped on one foot to wash his hands, "Brother Jue, read that post."

Li Jue is also a fan of the army, and he often goes to "Iron Man Love" to hang out. He has read the treasure of the town station in the novel section, but he rarely reads other stallion cool articles.

"'Special God of War: Peachy Horror'?" Li Jue walked to the computer, and just after reading the title, he scolded: "You still read this kind of post? I'm going, it's a good time, reading this kind of post made me kick my toes head?"

"I said it was swollen, not folded." Zhao Fan shook the water in his hand, and jumped back, "You read it first, it's only 1 words, you can read ten lines at a glance, and you can read it in a few minutes. After reading it, follow me Tell me what you think."

Li Jue was baffled, "I grew up reading Chinese and foreign classics, and I don't read such rubbish stallion novels!"

Zhaofan smiled, "Just take a look."

Li Jue loves nagging and often has a dark face, but his subordinate employees are almost responsive to their requests, and he is used to being a younger brother.When Zhaofan smiled, he had no choice but to move the chair and start watching from the beginning.

Ten minutes later, Zhaofan stopped jumping and asked, "Did you see anything?"

Li Jue sighed, "This is too exaggerated!"

"What else?" Zhaofan asked again.

"It's not good-looking." Li Jue told the truth, "Maybe you young people like to watch these, but I don't like it, it's too fake."

"Where is the fake?"

"The author made the protagonist so good-looking, yet he didn't arrange a few girls for him!"

Zhaofan was speechless, "That's it?"

"Yeah! What kind of stallion novel is it without a girl? A fraud novel is about the same." Li Jue put away Yunnan Baiyao and hurried downstairs, "Okay, okay, your toe is broken, don't wash the dog today, go early Go back and rest."

Zhao Fan jumped up to him, "Don't you think the protagonist is very familiar?"

Li Jue thought for a while, "You mean this novel is plagiarized?"

"Tsk, your thoughts are jumping so fast." Zhao Fan pointed at himself, "Brother Jue, does this protagonist look a bit like me?"

Li Jue stared at him for a full minute, then suddenly burst out laughing, tears came out of the laugh, and wrinkles all over his face.

He squatted on the ground laughing.

Zhao Fan could only squat on the ground, "Don't just smile."

"Then don't make me laugh, hahahaha!" Li Jue almost laughed, "Fan'er, you are good-looking, handsome, not just handsome, I admit that. But you can't see a good-looking The role of the character, just say that people look like you? Oh, you are allowed to look good, and others are not allowed to look good? What kind of robber logic are you? No, no, you really want to laugh at me today. No one will give me this month after I die. You are paid."

Zhaofan stood up, brushed his hair, pondered for half a minute, and thought it made sense.

Li Jue stood up after laughing enough, hiccupped and went downstairs to wash the dog.

"Did I think too much?" Zhao Fan returned to the computer, folded his hands on his chest, and stared at the head portrait of "Kang Yi Xiao" in a daze.

During the summer vacation, "Iron Man Love" was more lively than usual. He was stunned for a while, and then randomly clicked on other novel posts to read, but he couldn't read them.

If you have to compare, under the premise that they are all stud horses, the elementary school student "Kang Yi Xiao" wrote better.

With such "cultivation" at such a young age, after a few years from primary school to college students, maybe you can really become a writer.

Zhaofan smiled, and when the pain in his toes was completely gone, he greeted Li Jue and left work early.

But this "leave early" is not too early, five o'clock is the time for white-collar workers to get off work.

Zhaofan hesitated for 3 minutes between walking back to school and taking the bus. When he was about to walk towards the bus stop, he suddenly heard someone calling his name.

"Zhaofan!" Yan Xiao raised his hand, "Get off work?"

"Brother Xiao, why are you here?" Zhao Fan turned around and saw him carrying two large sacks of vegetables, "Do you want to have dinner together in the dormitory?"

"Come?" Yan Xiao approached, and lifted his chin to the supermarket not far away, "Liu Jiancheng's idea was to say that he would not be caught cooking hot pot in the dormitory during the holidays, and Shen Xun sent me over to buy groceries after getting off work late .”

"Buy so much? They treat you as a 'outsider' as a coolie?" Zhao Fan said, about to take the pocket from Yan Xiao's hand, "I'll help you get a bag."

"No, it's not heavy." Yan Xiao refused with a smile.

"It's not heavy, why don't you let me take it? Are you so polite?" Zhaofan grabbed a pocket by force, "Don't thank me, it's boring to say 'thank you'."

Yan Xiao took the opportunity and said: "You helped me carry the dishes, come to have a meal tonight, Liu Jiancheng was already cooking the soup when I came out."

"Your dormitory is full of gods of food." Zhao Fan walked a few steps, his toes were uncomfortable, "I have to practice more at night, I can't eat too much."

Yan Xiao smiled and said: "Then you have to be polite, the ingredients are only these two packs, if you eat too much, Shen Xun will have nothing to eat when he comes back at night."

Zhaofan Zhile, walking away from the direction of the bus station.

never mind.He thought, let's go back.

It takes only one stop to go back to school by bus, and it takes only a few minutes to arrive, which is not worth it.Yan Xiao was naturally willing to go back on foot. Seeing that the bus station was left behind, he raised his brow imperceptibly.

The two of them were chatting with one another, and halfway through, Zhao Fan suddenly saw a vegetable market by the side of the road and stopped, "Hey, why don't you buy vegetables here? It's much closer here."

Yan Xiao is not guilty, "Shen Xun said that the vegetables in this vegetable market are not fresh in the afternoon, so you have to go to the supermarket to buy them. The sanitary conditions in the fresh food section of the supermarket are better, and if there is a discount, the price is cheaper than the vegetable market."

Zhaofan has never bought vegetables before, so if the dormitory needs hot pot, it is Lu Xiaochuan who buys vegetables.He is not very familiar with grocery shopping, so he nodded: "That's it."

The two chatted for a while, and when they were about to reach the school gate, Yan Xiao was bumped by a little boy who rushed out from nowhere, loosened his grip on the shopping bag, and the potatoes rolled out of the bag.

"I'll pick it up." Zhao Fan said and bent down.

Yan Xiao also bent down at the same time, Zhaofan picked up the potato, and he touched Zhaofan's hand.

His gaze stayed below for a short while, but out of the corner of his eye he caught sight of Zhaofan's unswollen toes.

Zhaofan was wearing flip-flops, his big toe was a little red, and looked injured.

"You here..." Yan Xiao frowned, "Why is it swollen?"

Zhaofan threw the potatoes into his pocket, only to notice that Yan Xiao was staring at his feet.

"Looking at the stallion Shuangwen made my toes swollen" can't be said, Zhaofan shook his foot, and said with a smile: "I quarreled with the dog while washing the dog, and I got angry with the corner of the wall, and was bitten by the power of the corner gone."

Yan Xiao: "..."

What's the matter with being heartbroken and wanting to complain?

"It's okay, the medicine has been sprayed." Zhao Fan was still smiling, "Let's go, hurry up, I really have to practice more at night."

Yan Xiao suddenly wanted to say "I'll carry you on my back", but when the words came to his lips, he couldn't say them.

The injury of a bruised toe is too mild, and it seems hypocritical to ask a few more questions.

And I can't really say that I am close to Zhaofan, and it is far from the point of "pick up and run".

He sighed secretly, looking at Zhaofan's tall back, his mind seemed to be pulled by an invisible thread, hanging in mid-air, unable to pull it up or let it go.

My heart is itching to panic.

"Are you back?" Liu Jiancheng's voice came from the balcony, followed by the smell of bone soup, "Hey, Brother Fan is here too! Welcome, welcome!"

The anti-terrorism major and the investigation major are said to be old enemies. The students fight all day long, but there are also times when they cherish each other.Zhaofan recognized Liu Jiancheng, put his pockets away, went to the balcony to have a look, and boasted: "It's amazing, is it a mandarin duck pot?"

"Huang Qian doesn't eat spicy food, otherwise I wouldn't be bothered to clear the soup." Liu Jiancheng stirred the soup and directed, "Hurry up and wash the dishes, let's try to eat before dark!"

The three of them worked hard on the balcony, sorting out the dishes and packing them up. When it got dark, Shen Xun and Huang Qian came back.

Huang Qian held two large bottles of soda and greeted Zhaofan familiarly.On the contrary, Shen Xun saw that Zhao Fan was there, and gave Yan Xiao a meaningful look.

Yan Xiao pretended not to see it, took out a powder blue apron and shook it.

The apron was given by the supermarket, and there was a peony flower on the chest.

"Damn it, it's too vulgar!" Liu Jiancheng said, "What's wrong with drawing a peony?"

Yan Xiao handed the apron to Zhaofan, "Do you need it?"

Zhaofan held the oil dish, "Give it to me?"

"Your clothes are the lightest in color, and it's not easy to wash them with oil," Yan Xiao said.

Zhaofan took the apron readily, and put it on without doubting him, "You are too thoughtful."

Shen Xun smiled softly.

After a hot pot meal, Yan Xiao and Liu Jiancheng were the ones who bought the vegetables and made the soup, and Shen Xun and Huang Qian were the ones who washed the dishes after the meal.Zhaofan took the initiative to collect the garbage, ready to throw it away on the way to the gym.Yan Xiao poured a pot of water from the warm water bottle, "I'll go with you."

Shen Xun turned around, looked at the brand new thermos bottle, and then at Yan Xiao.

Yan Xiaozheng said to Zhaofan: "I also want to exercise, our school does not have a gym..."

Shen Xun sighed.

Forget it, it's going to rain and Yan Er wants to chase someone, what can I do as a brother.

Having just finished eating, it is naturally not suitable for strenuous exercise. Zhao Fan was not in a hurry to get on the equipment, but took a walk around the fitness center.

He was in a good mood, and while taking a walk, he told Yan Xiao interesting stories about the pet grooming shop, why the golden retriever couldn't beat Teddy, and what the German Shepherd was bullied by Samoyed to the wall. He laughed himself first.

So Yan Xiao discovered another characteristic of him--low humor.

After wandering around like this for half an hour, the appetite was almost gone, Zhao Fan had just finished saying "Let's go to the gym", when the cell phone in his trouser pocket rang.

Yan Xiao is not in the habit of eavesdropping on other people's phone conversations, but at this moment, he really wants to hear what Zhaofan and the person on the phone are talking about.

"Brother Hao." Zhao Fan picked up the phone, with a strong smile in his voice, even his eyebrows were raised, "Finally miss me?"