monk on the mountain tiger on the mountain

The next morning, Sheji also sobered up. In fact, he was not too drunk last night, and he still remembered everything that happened, but it was just a little over the top.He got up early in the morning, and dragged and dragged Torajuro, who was still immersed in sleep, to wake up.Because today they are going to toast tea to father Yin and mother, and to apologize to their brothers and sisters for not being able to toast them yesterday.

"Do you think I look good in this outfit?" Sheji changed into the new clothes she bought at the cloth shop last time, and asked Tonjuro who was still dozing off.

"Okay, okay, okay..." Tonjuro tried to open his eyes, only glanced through the slits, and said "Okay" perfunctorily.However, it is indeed good for Sheji to wear this outfit. After all, Tonjuro is used to seeing Sheji wearing monk clothes, and the color of this clothes is very similar to the monk clothes, so needless to say, it must be good.

"Oh, wake up!" Sheji shook Akira Torajuro's arm vigorously, "Did you not sleep well last night?"

"Ah? I've slept well, I've slept well." As soon as Tojuro heard "last night", he immediately regained his energy and tried to cover up what he did to Sheji last night while Sheji was asleep. "Things of a bad heart".

"You go back to bed after serving tea, okay?" Sheji stood in front of Tonjuro, stroked the hair of Tonjuro who was sitting on the bed, stroked it lightly, and said softly, "When you wake up, Let's go and fulfill our vows. Is that okay?"

"You kiss me and I'll be refreshed." Torajuro said aggressively.

Sheji did not refuse, put his hands on Tojuro's ears, and dropped a kiss on Tojuro's forehead. Before Tojuro said dissatisfiedly, "This is not enough", Sheji walked along the bridge of Tojuro's nose. Kissing down, eventually kissing and licking on Tojuro's lips.

Tonjuro smiled mischievously, "Sheji, you have become proficient."

Sheji said disapprovingly: "I don't even look at who I often stay with. I will learn it after all."

"Ten young masters, young madams, master and madam, and other young masters and misses are already in the lobby." The housekeeper knocked on the door and passed a message outside. He didn't dare to enter without permission, so as not to run into an embarrassing scene.

"Understood, come right away." Yin Juro responded, and turned his head with a look of uncontrollable laughter, "Young Madam... Interesting, this is good, this is good."

Sheji was a little annoyed, and threw his coat on Tojuro's face, "Stop dawdling, change quickly!"

The two fought and fought again, and finally left the room and came to the lobby.

She Ji and Yin Julang held teacups and knelt in front of Yin's father and Yin's mother, "Father, mother, please have some tea."

Yin's father and Yin's mother took the tea, Yin's mother smiled from ear to ear, and said straight: "Good boy, good boy."

Father Yin took out a purse and stuffed it into Sheji, Sheji thanked him and accepted it.

Accompanied by Tonjuro, Sheji went to his brothers and sisters again, and offered tea to them as an apology for not being able to toast to them after being drunk yesterday.

"Brother, please have some tea."

"Well, you will be my younger brother in the future. If you need anything, you can just say it. Shiro will ask you to take care of him more in the future." Yin Zhenglian said earnestly.

"Even if you have good eyesight, you got drunk after drinking a glass of wine yesterday, which made me think you looked down on us and fled because you didn't want to drink with us!" Yin Changsheng took the tea from She Jijing, clearly in his heart Very happy, but still stern.

"How could it be! It's Sheji's fault for worrying my brothers and sisters." Sheji said apologetically.

"Sheji, you don't have to worry about it, the second brother is just talking, you are offering him tea, he is very happy." Yin Sanniang said with a dignified smile.

"Thank you, Third Sister. Third Sister should also pay attention to her body."

"Fourth brother, I made you worry. I heard from Juro that you came to visit me last night."

"Don't worry, come and have a look. You and Shiro last night...forget it, let's talk about it later." Yin Zhuliu lowered his eyes and smiled self-deprecatingly.

"What? Fourth brother, why don't you stop talking halfway. Sheji, then what, congratulations!" Yin Goro searched his stomach for a long time, not knowing what to say.

"Thank you fifth brother." Sheji smiled.

"Sixth sister, please..."

"Sheji, from now on, the tenth brother will be counting on you. If he doesn't listen to you, you can beat him. If you can't beat him, you can tell your sister, and she can beat him for you. If he still doesn't change, you can beat him." Just chant the Great Compassion Mantra to annoy him to death. If it doesn’t work, then…” Yin Liuniang took Sheji’s hands and chattered about all kinds of things about “raising Yin.” Juro" precautions.

Sheji was startled at first, and shrank his shoulders. After he got used to Yin Liuniang's long speech, he slowly lowered his shoulders, listened quietly, and nodded from time to time, like a child in a school. Listening carefully to the teacher's lecture, with a focused expression, remembering every word in my heart.Although it is all useless nonsense.

At this time, Tonjuro didn't want to say anything, but just looked up at the sky silently: Why did you treat yourself like this, is she still your own sister?

"Okay, okay, Sixth Sister, Sheji has been frightened." Yin Qiniang tugged Yin Liuniang's sleeve lightly, looked at Sheji worriedly, and persuaded in a low voice.

"It's okay, Miss Seven. Please have some tea." Yin Liuniang let go of Sheji, and Sheji began to offer tea to Yin Qiniang again.

"Brother, please use tea."

"Oh my god, it's finally my turn. I also want to ask you here, how did you have sex with the tenth brother last night? How should a man and a man have sex... Hey! Tenth brother, you are like this What are you doing looking at me?" Tonohachiro was talking about the boudoir of Saji and Tomojuro, he was talking vigorously, he faintly felt the cold light from Tojuro, looked up and found that he was staring at him viciously.

Yin Juro's heart was also very broken, and the fourth brother almost asked the same question. Fortunately, the fourth brother is a refined person, and he would not say such things directly, but the brainless starling can say such things without blushing. Come.

Sheji smiled awkwardly, and came to Yin Hanshui, "Jiujie, thank you for taking care of me last night. I heard from Shiro that you gave me a few needles, which is why I woke up so quickly."

"It's a small matter, you're welcome." Yin Hanshui didn't say anything more, just took the tea and took a sip.

The two finally finished offering tea, went back to the house to tidy up, and prepared to go to Yuelao Temple to fulfill their vows.

"Bring some tribute." Sheji suggested.

"What should I bring?" Tonjuro had a difficult time, it would be too dishonest to bring something casually, if he picks and chooses tributes, the sun will almost set.

"How about we put some more incense sticks? Is that okay?"

"That's good. It's a superstition in our county that burning paper and burning incense can bring more merit to the gods." Torajuro slapped his thigh and decided happily.

The two came to Yuelao Temple, lit incense, and kowtowed.

"Yuelao, thank you for helping us realize our wish, and I am here today to fulfill my wish to express my gratitude."

"Oh, my Guanyin Bodhisattva, you brought me such a stupid thing. I used all the money I earned as a fortune teller on the side of the road to pay for your relationship. No matter what, you have to treat me to it." Let's have a meal, have a good meal."

A man dressed as a fortune teller swaggered in from the gate of Yuelao Temple, came to the tribute stand, picked up an apple, rubbed it on his clothes, and took a bite.

"Old Moon!!!"

Sheji and Tonjuro exclaimed.

"Yah, you recognize me! Tsk tsk tsk tsk, look at this loving look, why am I alone in the end after being a matchmaker? My Guanyin Bodhisattva!!!"

Yuelao burst into tears without any image, completely ignoring Sheji and Tonjuro who were petrified beside him.

***

"Hey, this is delicious, Xiao Er, and another plate of roasted whole duck." Yue Lao ate and drank on the table, stuffed his mouth full, and did not forget to continue ordering, wanting to give this pair of little ones a good time. The mandarin ducks are worth a fortune.

Sheji and Yin Julang sat across from Yuelao, "looking at the ocean and sighing" at Yuelao's gluttonous eating.

"Hey, don't sit still, eat quickly, eat quickly!" Yuelao quickly finished another plate of fried chicken, and took two bites into his own mouth.Feelings are not old age, but the reincarnation of a starving ghost.

"Hey, let me tell you, you young people just don't cherish your body because you are young and don't fall ill. What is the body? The body is the capital of life! If you don't eat, how can you have the strength to live? Come on, eat a piece of braised lion's head!" Yuelao "showed mercy" and put a piece of braised lion's head in their bowls for Sheji and Yinjuro.

"Hurry up, you guys! Don't look at me, I'll look at yours. The young couple just like to show off their love and roar like no one else. Let me tell you, you are still young, and you think each other is really good-looking, strong in body, and affectionate." The words are really slippery. When you get old, you will feel that the other party is getting old and ugly, his skin is wrinkled, and his body is not as good as before. He wants me to serve him, and he will stop talking about love, or just get tired of hearing it Yes. Hey, I’ve really seen a lot of you like this, so from now on, I’ll be normal, and when I’m old, I’ll still feel that the other party is a very important part of my life.”

Yuelao deserves to be a person who has pulled so many strings but is still single. He speaks the truth in a consistent manner, but he has no interest.

"I believe I don't think so. After all, when I get old, Juro will still be like this." Sheji smiled, as if the words were unintentional, but when they reached Yin Julang's ears, they had another meaning .

"Oh yes, yes, I forgot, this young man is not an ordinary person. Then don't be complacent, you don't dislike him, but he will dislike you to death!" Yuelao propped his cheeks into two balls, The chopsticks nodded in the direction of Sheji, as if someone had come here.

"How is it possible!" Yin Juro interjected: "Are you Yuelao? You don't bless us, but you always curse us! Why are you at ease!"

Tojuro put a silver coin on the table and left with Sheji.

"Ai ai ai, don't go!" Yue Lao stretched out his hand to keep them.

"Eat slowly!" Tonjuro turned around and said angrily.

"Hey, today's young people can't even take a joke. Xiaoer! Another plate of Dongpo meat!" Yuelao only remembered to eat but not beat, and shouted in the direction of Xiaoer.

"Hey, my lord, can I trouble you to settle the bill first? It's not that I can't trust you, but you ordered too much, and I'm afraid you won't be able to pay the bill when the time comes, so I'd better trouble you to settle the bill first." Xiao Er awkwardly rubbed his hands.

"Okay, let me scare you! Xiaosheng, do I look like the kind of person who can eat a king's meal? Here, take this ingot of silver, and you don't need to look for it!" Yue Lao waved his hand and said generously, " "Rewarded" Xiao Er with a silver coin that Cai Tonjuro put on the table just now.

"This... lord, this is not enough at all... You are still short of 110 pennies..." Xiao Er took the ingot of silver, feeling baffled: Does this person have any misunderstanding about prices?Why do you look like an old man?

Yue Laoyi frowned: This little tiger is really stingy, thanks to myself for helping them so much.

"Are you... rich?" Xiaoer saw that this person's expression was not right, could it be that he wanted to run away?He straightened up immediately.

Yue Lao is a well-educated person, and he would never do something like eating a king's meal, so his eyes flashed instantly, he pursed his lips coquettishly, twisted a few times in front of Xiao Er, coquettish, and With a very thin voice, he said: "Brother, I don't have that much money anymore, can you use your body to pay for it?" As he spoke, he raised one leg and stroked it lightly with his hand.While stroking her leg, she put the fingers of the other hand into her mouth, and licked her fingers lustfully.

"Of course!" At this time, a person came from behind Xiao Er, grabbed Yue Lao's wrist, smiled charmingly, and said, "How do you want to use your body to repay, Master?"

"Oh, I'm just joking. Don't be mad at the shopkeeper, I, I can wash the dishes, mop the floor, wipe the table... Hehe, hehehe." Yue Lao looked at the man's malicious eyes, and immediately became cowardly. , Seeing that cleverness doesn't work, I can only smirk.

"It's already late. I heard that you often call my name?" The shopkeeper whispered in Yuelao's ear, then turned to tell Xiaoer: "I have an important matter to discuss with this young master, please take a look at the store. .”

Yue Lao was carried on the shoulders of the shopkeeper, went up to the second floor, and entered the guest room.

The author has something to say:

Do you know who the manager of this shop is?The gender is male, but it is often regarded as female by everyone...

Don't know yet?It's like holding a bottle in one hand, inserting a wicker stick in it, and forming a "fox head" in the other hand!

Sorry, Lalang matched Y(^_^)Y

Thank you very much for the little fairies and fairies who saw here!