Cognitive impairment

Jiang Haoye once thought that this admirer would be attracted because of his cool personality under his fierce appearance, but he never expected that he would be attracted because of his cuteness. In short, it is definitely not something to be happy about describing a boy as cute .

But the other side didn't reply quickly, only then did Jiang Haoye realize that the class had already started, and the students around him were secretly looking at him, probably because they were curious that he came to the classroom so early, and it was a strange thing that he didn't sleep during class.

Jiang Haoye was annoyed, so he glared at these curious students, and they were so scared that they listened carefully to the class.

It is estimated that the person is also in class, so there is no reply?Jiang Haoye sneered, thinking that man is really a good student.

Thinking of this, Jiang Haoye simply lay down and went to sleep without waiting for a reply. It happened that he woke up early today and was sleepy after taking cold medicine.

Jiang Haoye fell asleep and didn't wake up until the third period was about to start. His sleepy look faded a little more fiercely than usual. Jiang Haoye rubbed his eyes with his hands, picked up his phone to see if the girl replied.

Strawberry: "Of course it's cute!"

Strawberry: "I didn't reply to something just now, is brother Hao still there?"

Strawberry: "Well, I saw you sleeping. Sleeping in class all the time is not good for your health. Brother Hao, do you want to work hard to get into a key university with me?"

Strawberry: "But it's too early to say that now, Brother Hao, please get back to me when you wake up."

The first two were sent in the second half of the first class, and the last two were sent during the second class. This person could not have come to his classroom to see him after class, right?Or is it a classmate in their class? !

Jiang Haoye frowned and pressed his finger on the phone screen to reply.

Ye: "Are you from our class?"

Ye: "Key universities... what are you kidding?"

After sending, Jiang Haoye was in a hurry to urinate, so he got up and went to the toilet. As soon as he went out to the corridor, the students who were lying on their stomachs by the window and playing on the stairs all hid away in fright, and gave way to Jiang Haoye.

Jiang Haoye has gotten used to it, and it's so fucking cool to give a piss while whistling.

Going back to the classroom and sitting down, Q friend Strawberry has already replied to herself.

Strawberry: "It would be great if I were in the same class as you, I'm a sophomore in high school, but I won't tell you which class I'm in, for fear that I'll be shy if you guess it."

Ye: "...you are so shy, why are you still confessing to me when you are shy? I don't know who you are, and I can't even like you."

Strawberry: "No, I will make you like me, I am very confident."

wild:"."

Ye: "You are so confident, you can't tell that you are a person with low self-esteem at all."

Strawberry: "On the Internet, you are confident, but you are also afraid of dying in light, so grab your heart first."

wild:"……"

Ye: "Okay, anyway, you can talk about anything, I can't say no to you."

Jiang Haoye put down his cell phone, intending to ignore this person for the time being, any crooked reasoning can be corrected by that person, and he even chatted about it.

But I have to admit that this guy is too good at chasing cool guys, he often asks about his health, secretly stuffs things into Jiang Haoye's drawer every day, and basically catches Jiang Haoye's taste, which is what he likes to eat or use. Brother Hao's chatting with each other made people's hearts itchy.

Jiang Haoye couldn't deny it, his heart, which had been single for nearly 20 years, was so teased that he really wanted to have a good relationship and have a girlfriend.

But just when Jiang Haoye was tempted, Strawberry didn't say good night to him that night.

Strawberry basically said goodnight to himself around ten o'clock every night, but today there was no message after eleven o'clock, which made Jiang Haoye a little disappointed. Hanging down wearily, it seemed that Jiang Haoye was much gentler.

But at this moment, Jiang Haoye's heart was extremely irritable, he couldn't figure out why Strawberry didn't say goodnight to him, he tried a hundred reasons to comfort himself, but none of them eased up.

He didn't know when he cared so much about strawberries. He was scrolling through the space news, and suddenly saw someone posting an anonymous and secret news, which made Jiang Haoye a little eager to try.

He also followed suit with an anonymous secret.

[Secret: Ahhhh!bother!What is she!Why do I care so much about her? !bother!Damn, I don't really know how to date online, do I? ! 】

After posting the secret, it seemed as if he had vented his emotions, Jiang Haoye did feel a little comfortable in his heart.

Putting down the phone, Jiang Haoye turned around on the bed and turned off the light to go to sleep, but at this moment, the breathing light of the phone came on, and a pleasant notification sound came from QQ, Jiang Haoye quickly turned back and picked up the phone look.

Strawberry: "Did you post that secret just now?"

Strawberry: "[Screenshot]"

wild:"……"

How did he know? !Jiang Haoye suddenly panicked, this QQ won't be a scam, right? !As for the anonymous secret that was agreed upon, but let’s calm down first, Strawberry probably isn’t sure that it’s me, so quickly deny it.

Ye: "No."

strawberry:"……"

Strawberry: "Brother Hao, I forgot to tell you, I am a small QQ, and you are the only friend..."

wild:"!"

Damn it, Jiang Haoye fell down.

Strawberry: "So it's me, right? Brother Hao, you like me too?"

Strawberry: "Brother Hao! Where is he?"

Strawberry: "I was disconnected from the Internet tonight, so I didn't say good night just now. I saw the news when I turned on the Internet. I was so happy when I saw it!"

Ye: "Yes, I like you."

Jiang Haoye didn't intend to gossip anymore, for the sake of this, he still concealed his jerk, and it would be a bit hypocritical to pretend anymore.

But after Jiang Haoye replied this sentence, Strawberry didn't respond for a long time, what a mess.

After the puzzled Jiang Haoye sent two question marks, Strawberry finally came back to his senses.

Strawberry: "I'm sorry Brother Hao, I was too excited just now, I accidentally kicked the table, it hurts a bit."

wild:"……"

Ye: "Be careful, don't get hurt."

Strawberry: "With your words, I won't be in pain."

Strawberry: "Brother Hao, I love you."

In this way, the two people who communicated with each other started their online dating life.

Because Jiang Haoye is in a relationship for the first time, although it is just an online dating, he is also very serious. He searched a lot of tips on how to please a girl. After searching, he found something familiar, such as writing love letters to girls, giving chocolates , Send milk tea, say good night, and take good care of you when you are sick.

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Aren't these what strawberries do to themselves?

Why is Jiang Haoye and Strawberry's identities completely reversed? Could it be that Strawberry is also the one who searches for these things and chases after him?

Jiang Haoye, who was thinking this way, suddenly realized a problem, he still doesn't know what the strawberry is called?It’s strange to always be called Strawberry, so I opened QQ and typed in the message box.

Ye: "What's your name?"

Strawberry: "Huh?"

Ye: "A name or a nickname."

Strawberry: "If you like strawberries so much, just call me Strawberry."

wild:"……"

Ye: "No, I don't want to call Strawberry when I miss you. Those who don't know will think I'm a foodie."

Strawberry: "When did brother Hao miss me?"

Ye: "Think about it every day."

Strawberry: "Me too."

Strawberry: "Then call me Xiaoci."

Ye: "Is there a word for kindness in your name?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "No, but it sounds pretty nice."

wild:"……"

Ye: "Why did you even change your QQ name?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "It sounds good! Anyway, you are the only friend I have."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Well, so Brother Hao didn't give me a note?"

Ye: "Lazy."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Hmph."

wild:"……"

After learning a key piece of information, even though Xiao Ci directly denied it, Jiang Haoye still felt that her name probably had the word Ci, so he dialed Yu Yao's number. One of the younger brothers who was tamed by Jiang Haoye, known as the know-it-all in the twelfth middle school, because of the last group fight punishment, he also got a grade with Jiang Haoye, so if he asked him to check the girl with the word "benevolence" in the second year of high school, he must have found the wrong person.

Yu Yao was frightened to death when he received a call from Jiang Haoye, he "received the order" tremblingly, and said that he would be able to find out accurately within three days.

After hanging up the phone, Xiaoci also sent a message.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Honey, what did you think about when I told you about the university entrance examination?"

wild:"……?"

Ye: "Why did you suddenly change your name to my husband?"