Cognitive impairment

A big man broke up with a boy, how can it feel so fucked up!Jiang Haoye complained silently in his heart.

After Xiao Ci heard this, his expression did not change, he still had that dead face, but he got up from the bed and stood up, and said forcefully: "I didn't agree, this hand can't be separated."

Jiang Haoye sneered, "Xiao Ci, don't be unreasonable, you lied to me first, I can't break up with you?"

"Brother Hao, you also said that you don't mind what I look like, you just like me, don't you?" Xiao Ci said as he approached Jiang Haoye, but Jiang Haoye quickly flashed Went to the other side.

Jiang Haoye did say this to Xiaoci, and it was based on the premise that Xiaoci is a woman, not a buddy with a handle, "I'll go, don't be so unreasonable, it's only because you are a woman that I will do it." Don't mind what you look like, you have the ability to pick me up as a man from the very beginning?" Jiang Haoye stopped, feeling something was wrong, and changed his words: "Bah, you're chasing me."

Xiao Ci rolled his eyes, as if he was thinking about something, and then said, "Okay, we broke up."

After saying this sentence, just when Jiang Haoye was secretly delighted that Xiao Ci had compromised so quickly, and was a little unbelievable, Xiao Ci said again: "From now on, I will pursue you again as a man. "

"..." Jiang Haoye's veins popped out, he held his forehead and said, "I'm really a straight man!"

After Xiao Ci heard this sentence, he smiled instead of sadness, and said softly: "I believe it."

"Do you believe you are still coming?!" Jiang Haoye raised his eyebrows angrily, and glared at him.

Xiao Ci didn't answer the question, but said, "Brother Hao, are you going to come back to continue your stay?"

With such a reminder, Jiang Haoye remembered the business he had to do when he returned to the dormitory, and he replied perfunctorily: "Yeah." Xiao Ci nodded after hearing this, thinking that he had monopolized all the houses near the school, but it was still quite worth it.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Haoye said again: "So, I'm going to apply to the dormitory auntie to change the dormitory."

Xiao Ci froze: "..."

"What? Do you have an opinion?" Jiang Haoye said and began to pack his things.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ci said: "Brother Hao, are you so afraid of living with me? Are you afraid that you can't help but fall in love with me?"

Although Xiao Ci was very shameless when he said this, Jiang Haoye could tell that he was using aggressive methods to force him. Would a big brother like him who has experienced the world be fooled by such a slutty trick?

So Jiang Haoye turned around, grabbed Xiao Ci's collar with all his strength, glared at him angrily, and said fiercely, "Cao your mother, how could I fall in love with you, okay, I will live with you I won’t change anything anyway!”

……

Um, still fooled.

So Xiao Ci was overjoyed, and after Jiang Haoye let go of him with some remorse, he hurried over to put back the clothes that Jiang Haoye had just packed, tidying them up in an orderly manner.

Jiang Haoye was silent for a while, regretting it, how could he be so easily provoked and succeed!

But on the surface, he still crossed his arms in front of his chest, looking indifferent, looked at Xiao Ci with disdain, and said, "So, when I first moved to the dormitory, you were the one who made my bed, right?"

"En." Xiao Ci nodded, and then thought in his heart, not only that, but because he was too excited, he held Jiang Haoye's things and smelled them over and over, which caused his body to change before he went to take a bath.

"I should have thought about it, if Xiao Ci was a girl and still had such low self-esteem as you said, how could she dare to enter the boys' dormitory just after school started." Jiang Haoye thought a little after the fact, he should have used his brain to think about these things long ago, What else is there to be jealous of Qi Chao, dare he is a homosexual to eat this kind of boring jealousy, speaking of Qi Chao, Jiang Haoye felt that it was necessary to join the basketball club, for no reason, he was so angry that this Internet scam made him enjoy himself alright.

Jiang Haoye, who was thinking this way, didn't notice that Xiao Ci, who had organized his things, was very close to him at the moment, and he was about to post it. With longing black eyes, Jiang Haoye was stunned for a moment, Xiao Ci took advantage of the loophole when he was in a trance, lowered his head slightly and touched Jiang Haoye's lips lightly.

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Crazy, this bastard dared to do such an insulting thing in broad daylight, if Jiang Haoye was a woman, he might not be able to control it, after all, Xiao Ci's behavior just now was too flirtatious.

but……

He, Jiang Haoye, is not a woman, this trick is completely useless and has the opposite effect.

So Jiang Haoye pushed him away, wiped his mouth, and said: "cao! If you dare to do this kind of thing again in the future, see if I don't beat you half to death! Before, I thought you were sick to be treated like that. Now! No way!"

After Xiao Ci was pushed away, he smiled and said, "What is that like? Brother Hao, can you describe it in detail?"

Jiang Haoye found that Xiao Ci had become a bit revealing since he lost his vest. Although the tone of his words matched Xiaoci's, Jiang Haoye was more used to the cold look before.

But since Jiang Haoye himself agreed to continue living with Xiao Ci, just bear with it. Anyway, he is a straight man, and he will not develop as Xiao Ci expects, so he might as well use his time to let this bastard understand that you, Brother Hao, are A man you can never beat.

"Fuck you, why did you get this body shape? And dyed... green hair?" Jiang Haoye didn't answer Xiao Ci's sentence, but changed the subject and asked.

The question was ignored, Xiao Ci showed obvious disappointment on his face, and said along the way: "Oh, because I feel that I have been cheated on."

"Get green?" Jiang Haoye asked suspiciously, tilting his head.

Xiao Ci nodded, and said, "Well, Brother Hao only likes Xiaoci, not the complete me. I have been greened by Xiaoci."

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Seeing that Jiang Haoye didn't answer, Xiao Ci continued: "And you said I'm a scumbag, so I searched for the scumbag's favorite clothes, so that's it."

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Isn't Xiao Ci's curly hair texture hot?Is it the legendary scumbag who burns tin foil?

Okay, sure enough, as long as you look good, you can live in any shape.

Jiang Haoye gave up on Xiao Ci, picked up his messenger bag and prepared to go out.

"Brother Hao...where are you going?" Xiao Ci followed up and asked.

Jiang Haoye glared at him and said angrily, "None of your business."

"Then can I go out with you?" Xiao Ci asked again, with a little longing in his eyes.

Jiang Haoye couldn't stand him like this, so he said perfunctorily, "If I say no, you won't come with me?"

"..." Xiao Ci, who was originally Jiang Haoye's exclusive follower, was a little speechless.

After following Xiao Ci in the past, he discovered that Jiang Haoye and his younger brothers had made an appointment with the main team of the school's basketball club.

Xiao Ci, who was promoted to the forward of the main team within half a month, resolutely joined Jiang Haoye's team after arriving at the scene. Captain Qi Chao saw his teeth itching. How could there be such a collaborator and traitor?

And because of Xiao Ci's presence, the number of onlookers has been increasing sharply, most of them are girls, and some of them even brought a huge banner that read "Xiao Ci, Didi, don't worry, little sister, we will always be with you!", like a celebrity fan Like a group, they kept chanting rainbow fart loud slogans, which made people outrageous.

In this game, Xiao Ci's performance was not up to standard, because whenever Qi Chao had physical friction with Jiang Haoye, Xiao Ci, as a striker, would flash up to protect Jiang Haoye from Qi Chao's "opportunity".

This kind of behavior caused Jiang Haoye's team to fall behind Qi Chao's team by six points in the first half.

Jiang Haoye, who couldn't bear it anymore, said that he was tired and asked his substitute brother to go up.

So Jiang Haoye, who was sitting in the back seat, twitched his mouth as he watched Xiao Ci pull the score back perfectly and quickly. At the end, he surpassed the main team of the basketball team by 15 points.

After this game, Xiao Ci’s fans have added dozens of basketball teams. Some people in the school forum took a lot of handsome high-definition photos of Xiao Ci with a DSLR. Everyone praised Xiao Ci’s new look so handsome that he wanted to give birth to a child. , and some alumni posted Xiao Ci's photo on Weibo, and after it was accidentally reposted by a big v, it suddenly became popular. Girls in the fan circle are very eager for this handsome guy to sign with the company to debut, and there are also scouts from the agency company looking for the original Bo alumni Asked, this alumnus was reposted tens of thousands for the first time, and was frightened. After all, the picture was posted without Xiao Ci’s consent. Weibo was deleted.

The source was gone, and the situation finally subsided gradually.

Xiao Ci, who didn't know that he was popular on Weibo, was having a headache at the moment.

The reason was that just after the game ended, Jiang Haoye didn't know what was wrong, but unexpectedly told Qi Chao that he wanted to join the basketball team.

After hearing Xiao Ci's attempt to stop it, Jiang Haoye resolutely rejected it. He said plausibly: "You are not my girlfriend anymore, why should I join any club?"

What he said was so emotional and reasonable that Xiao Ci couldn't refute it at all, or even if he refuted it, it was useless!

After returning to the dormitory, Jiang Haoye went to take a shower first, while Xiao Ci was sulking at the bathroom door, although his expression was still the same iceberg face as usual.

Jiang Haoye deliberately dressed very tightly after taking a shower, he was not shirtless like usual, he was very aggrieved, damn it, he had to be so secretive in the men's dormitory, what a deal!

When he opened the bathroom door, he saw Xiao Ci standing there. Jiang Haoye froze, and said in a warning tone: "What are you doing here? Don't pretend to be sick and kiss me!"

Hearing this sentence, Xiao Ci had a look of grievance on his face, just as he was about to say something, he heard Jiang Haoye say: "Hurry up and take a bath, it stinks to death!"

So Xiao Ci, who hadn't planned to take a bath, obediently took his clothes and entered the bathroom.

When Xiao Ci came out of the shower, he saw Jiang Haoye sitting on a chair with his legs crossed, eating potato chips and watching Riman with a playful smile.

Just as Jiang Haoye was watching with relish, he didn't seem to notice that Xiao Ci was next to him, and he took a piece of potato chips from his potato chip bag with his fingers and fed it to Jiang Haoye's slightly opened mouth without anyone noticing it. However, Jiang Haoye, who was engrossed in watching, seemed completely unaware of it, and let Xiao Ci feed him.

It wasn't until Xiao Ci boldly fed the potato chips with his mouth to Jiang Haoye's mouth, but his mouth had reflexively caught the potato chips in Xiao Ci's mouth and took a bite.

Crunchy.

The two of them were stunned for 5.21 seconds in this position where they could kiss each other's mouth within a centimeter. The first to react was Jiang Haoye, who was so frightened that he took a step back and almost fell from his chair, while Xiao Ci reacted quickly and grabbed Stopped him, no accident.

"Fuck! You took what I just said as bullshit? Don't pretend to be sick and kiss me secretly!" Jiang Haoye let go of Xiao Ci's hand and said angrily.

Xiao Ci continued to finish the potato chips that Jiang Haoye almost ate just now, licked the corner of his mouth and said, "I didn't pretend to be sick, and I didn't kiss."

Is it a bit pity after saying that? !

Jiang Haoye was very angry - he stomped his feet, the gangster boss's furious look could make those younger brothers secretly laugh for a few days.

Afterwards, Jiang Haoye continued to watch his manga, while Xiao Ci blew his hair and washed his clothes, with a normal posture.

After watching the anime, Jiang Haoye saw Xiao Ci standing on the balcony reading a book, this guy has a lot of problems, reading a book while standing is one of them.

But Jiang Haoye found that Xiao Ci's hair became straight again, as fine as before, a one-time perm?Although it is still green haired, it has returned to the previous fresh style of "Prince of Melancholy".

"Why do you only do hair once?" Jiang Haoye asked.

Xiao Ci over there raised his head from the book, looked at Jiang Haoye and replied, "If you like that curly hair, I'll get it done."

Jiang Haoye: "...Don't be so fucking sentimental, I'll just ask casually."

Afterwards, the two of them actually continued to eat and sleep as usual, as if nothing had happened.

Jiang Haoye is forbearance, but Xiao Ci is forgiving.

This kind of peaceful daily life, like the finale, was soon broken on the day Jiang Haoye officially joined the basketball club.

Jiang Haoye escaped while Xiao Ci was besieged by a bunch of girls from other schools who didn't know where.

When I went to the basketball club, I happened to have a PK with someone from Huaiying University. Jiang Haoye resolutely joined the fierce battle.The small forward of the Huaiying team became anxious, and despicably bumped into Jiang Haoye's back when he was dribbling the ball and was about to turn a corner. Without stopping, he threw himself face down into the crotch of a person sitting on the bench, burying his entire face in it.

At that scene, the entire basketball court was suffocated in embarrassment.

The man probably didn't have time to dodge, he yelled in pain, but he still kindly caught Jiang Haoye.

Jiang Haoye stiffened from the man's crotch for a few seconds in a bit of embarrassment. He was hit so suddenly just now, his mouth was still open because of the shock, and he seemed to almost bite the man's little brother, thinking I'm sorry for this big brother, when he adjusted his expression and was about to raise his head, the man's ears turned red, and he said in a low voice: "I didn't expect Brother Hao to be so active, I really want to kiss you right here ah."

Hearing this sentence, he suddenly raised his head, and met Xiao Ci's handsome face that was actually a bit embarrassed at this moment.

Dry!

He, Jiang Haoye, looks down on all the big brothers, so he really wants to turn into a little ant and just hide himself on the spot!