please stop teasing me

Day two.

Jiang Yu woke up early, and leaned against Lu Chuiye's arms with his eyes open, feeling a little dazed as he leaned on his arm. He actually just met his parents with him like this, as if there was nothing obstructing him... and passed the test.

In particular, they still try to talk to themselves, not to neglect him.

Originally, he thought that they would have to go through a lot of censure before they agreed to be with him. He even planned to take the blame on himself and prevent them from blaming Lu Yuye.

Last night, Lu Chuiye bit his earlobe and told him that they will be your family from now on, they should be called mom and dad, and if there is anything in the future, move them out first to scare those idiots to death.

There was the sound of birds chirping outside the window, and the black-out curtains tightly blocked the light from the outside. Jiang Yu lay in his arms and watched quietly, from the eyes to the bridge of the nose to the lips, every inch was beautiful.

He is so good looking.

Jiang Yu braced his wrist, kissed him lightly on the lips like a thief, and quickly backed away.

Lu Chuiye's eyelashes trembled, Jiang Yu quickly closed his eyes, found no movement for a long time and opened them quietly, only to meet his half-smiling eyes.

It's over, it's time to get caught.

Lu Cuiye actually woke up when he was rustling, but he couldn't open his eyes to see what he was going to do. In the end, he felt shy and bold to kiss him. He was stunned by the hard stealth kiss Unable to bear it any longer, he pulled him into his arms.

Jiang Yu was taken aback, quickly stretched out his hand to touch his chest, and tilted his head: "No."

"You can kiss me secretly, but I can't kiss you." Lu Chuiye moved his arm that was almost numb from being under his pillow for half the night, and said aggrievedly, "Do you want to prostitute me for nothing again?"

Jiang Yu blushed and shook his head: "No."

Lu Yuye couldn't understand it a little bit, he raised his chin and asked, "What's the matter?"

Jiang Yu blushed even more and lowered her head, her voice was so low that she could hardly hear it: "Every time you kiss me too... your lips will swell, it's not good if auntie and the others see it."

Lu Chuiye was dumbfounded by his shy temper, his mother acquiesced in letting them live in the same room last night, why does he still care about his kiss in the morning?

"Okay, if you don't want to kiss, I won't. When we go back, kiss slowly." Lu Chuiye wrapped his arms around his waist and pressed him into his arms, and touched his phone with the other hand, and saw that it was only 04:30.

"They don't get up so early, they're obedient and go to bed later, I tired you out last night." Lu Chuiye lowered his head and kissed him, soothingly said: "I'll call you."

Jiang Yu was originally worried that getting up late would give his family a bad impression, but after listening to Lu Chuiye's assurance, he nervously confirmed twice that he would definitely call him, and then nestled in his arms and closed his eyes to sleep obediently up.

**

It was already 09:30 in the morning when he got up again, Mr. Lu had something to go out, and Lu Xingshi didn't know where the waves went. Lu's father nailed the dog's kennel in the backyard, and Lu's mother stood aside and occasionally handed him a nail.

"I'll go with you for tomorrow's meeting."

"What's the matter?" Lu's father was startled, she never liked to meet those people who were intriguing, why did she go now?

Mother Lu sneered: "Feng Mingxi posted a photo of Xiao Jiang in the group, and asked me who this is, if I recognize him, and if he likes it very much, can I get an autograph for him? What is it? I just heard that my son Are you out of the closet? What's the matter, did you eat their rice?"

Feng Mingxi and Lu's mother have been in the same school since kindergarten, and their fate is so deep that they have the same school or even the same class all the way to high school. They have always competed with each other for the No. 2 grades, but later one of them went to the army, which is considered temporary. Come to an end.

As a result, the two married and came to the same city, and the rivalry began again. From the husband's position and salary to the children's performance and work, everything was tit for tat.

"I gave him face and she thought I was afraid of her?" Mother Lu sneered, "What's wrong with Xiao Jiang, she's so obedient, and she's also pretty, better than her son who doesn't know who's a collector of nightclub ladies. Where did she go, who gave her face to humiliate herself in front of me, sand sculpture thing."

Lu's father took a nail from her hand and advised her softly: "Since she's gone, don't go and save meeting her. She always doesn't care about the occasion."

Mother Lu sneered and said, "Why don't you go? It's her people that she lost no matter what. If I don't correct her three views, she really thinks I haven't held a gun in the past few years. It's a joke."

Father Lu: "You have to say this in front of Chuino, it won't be like this now..."

Mother Lu stood up and took a look at him: "My son, I am willing to kick him out of the house. If anyone dares to say a bad word about him, his head will be smashed to pieces."

"Mom." Lu Chuiye and Jiang Yu went out to digest after breakfast, and came over when they heard the voice, just in time to see Mother Lu standing up with a look of disgust.

Jiang Yu turned his head respectfully and said hello: "Auntie."

He was wearing the white shirt and jeans that Lu Chuiye wore when he was 16 years old. Although they were a bit worn out, they still fit him well.

The light was not good last night, so she didn't look at her carefully, but now she looked at her in the daytime, her fair face and slender figure looked smaller than when Lu Chuiye was wearing this dress, she looked like a naive student.

If Lu Chuiye was a human being, she would have had such an obedient son back then, but it's a pity that fate tricked others.

Lu's mother looked at Jiang Yu a few more times in satisfaction, and suddenly saw a few striking hickey marks on her chest through the neckline, and her eyes suddenly went dark.

Jiang Yu was so nervous being watched by her, he moved his throat subconsciously, seeing his obedient look, Lu's mother could almost think that Lu Chuiye was still thinking of something.

After all, he even believed in the fact that he wove shoes for Lu Chuiye himself and thought about his son day and night, how could a child be so obedient!

She had never brought up such a well-behaved child in her life, and she thought that all children were either Lu Chuiye's sloppy ones or Lu Xingshi's superficially well-behaved ones, and now she sees it.

Mother Lu smiled and asked, "Are you full?"

"What you said, can I still make him hungry?" Lu Chuiye said.

Jiang Yu didn't think much about it at first, but when Lu Chuiye interjected this sentence, he always thought it sounded weird.

Last night he was even more aggressive than usual, and he was forced to cry and shout, and the strength was much stronger than usual, while deliberately asking him if he was full, forcing him to cry and say he was not full and wanted to eat...

Mother Lu gave him a hard look and said, "I didn't ask you."

Jiang Yu couldn't stand anymore, Lu Chuiye knocked him on the head: "Ask you, eat...full...no." He also intentionally added the accent on the word "eat full".

Lu's mother: "Our family's food is relatively light. I don't know if it suits your taste. Lu Yuye told me that you can eat everything, and I'm not very picky, so I asked my aunt to watch and cook. Is there anything you want to eat today? Do."

Jiang Yu nodded hurriedly: "If you are full, they are all delicious."

Mother Lu was silent for two seconds, then suddenly said: "Xiao Jiang, come to the house more when you have time, I will teach you how to guard against wolves."

Lu Chuiye frightened: "Mom, you are going to teach him to murder his own husband. This is not easy to learn. Jiang Yu is obedient and we will not learn. This thing is too dangerous."

Jiang Yu nodded obediently: "Thank you, Auntie."

Lu Chuiye raised his head: Worrying.

Mother Lu signaled Jiang Yu to sit down in front of him, and she took a key from the chair on the other side.

"Last night, you came late, and you went to sleep after dinner and didn't bother to talk to you." Lu's mother stuffed the red envelope into Jiang Yu's hand, and said kindly: "He should also care about our family's affairs. I told you, neither his father nor I are the kind of people who are very talkative, but we will never let you be wronged, if you take this key, you will be considered as a member of our family, and this matter will be settled. "

Jiang Yu nodded, looked up at Lu Chuiye, saw him nodding with a smile before holding the key in his hand: "Thank you, Auntie."

Mother Lu hummed, and said again: "Our family doesn't care about you... But after all, you know our family, there are some things that need to be paid attention to."

Jiang Yu's heart skipped a beat.

Mother Lu sighed: "If you want to hold a wedding, you can only do it abroad, and only a few family members will witness it. We may not be able to invite relatives and friends to come, okay?"

Jiang Yu's eyes were red, his nasal cavity was sour, his hand holding the key began to tremble, and he was so moved that he didn't know what to say.

"Auntie..." Jiang Yu's voice became hoarse, and Lu's mother smiled again: "Our family has two small jewelry heirlooms from the family, and he should give them to you too. I don't have much for you here. If you are wronged, just come to me, and I will make the decision for you."

After finishing speaking, he raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lu Chuiye, who was full of people eating melons.

The melon-eaters were stared innocently, put their hands on Jiang Yu's shoulders, squeezed it lightly, and sighed long: "Who is the real one?"

Mother Lu said indifferently: "I said it earlier, if I could choose, I would still want you?" After a pause, as if she felt that this knife was not cruel enough, she added: "Now I have a second choice. , are you not conscious?"

Lu Chuiye was silent: "I'm sorry, I hindered your mother-child relationship, I'm guilty."

As soon as Mother Lu was reminded by him, she looked at Jiang Yu like she was enlightened: "The key is also taken away, and the wedding date is also on the agenda, so Xiao Jiang, should I call my mother?"

Jiang Yu was taken aback, subconsciously went to look at Lu Chuiye, his throat was dry, he hadn't called this name for many years, and it was hard to get used to it for a while.

"What? Don't you want to?" Mother Lu sighed disappointedly: "It's fine if you don't want to, it's the same if you call me Auntie, I don't mind, not at all, not at all, I don't mind at all. "

Jiang Yu could hear her disappointment, and didn't want to make her sad, so he bit his lips and called out softly: "Mom."

**

The two said goodbye to Lu's father and Lu's mother after lunch. After discussing with Lu's father and Xing Shi last night, they decided to make a match with the criminal investigation team of the Municipal Bureau.

Now is the best time, so the two came back to discuss the plan with Shang Qingming.

Jiang Yu returned home with a huge gift, while Lu Chuiye was full of supercilious eyes.

"Auntie is so nice." Sitting in the car, Jiang Yu was happily turning over and over to see what if, wishing to see the flowers.

Lu Chuiye didn't like it, but instead smiled pamperingly: "It's just a small amount of money to make you happy, maybe it's just plastic, it can't open the door at all, and the whole Feiyin is yours. I didn't see you complimenting me either."

"You are also good, I like you." Jiang Yu leaned over and kissed him on the cheek lightly, quickly shrank back and hugged the key in his arms like a baby, and snorted softly: "You don't understand, auntie Even if you give me a piece of paper, I will be happy."

What he cared about was nothing else. This key represented that they had accepted themselves, which had a different meaning.

Lu Chuiye snorted: "Auntie?"

Jiang Yu pursed her lips, and suddenly turned sideways with a smile and said: "Mom said, if you bully me, then I will go home and let you stay alone in the vacant room and not come back for ten days and half a month."

Lu Chuiye clicked his tongue, "You go home and miss me for half a month? Then don't feel uncomfortable calling me and begging me to give you a call. I don't have much experience in this game, baby."

Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, not understanding what he meant.

Lu Chuiye approached his ear and added four words, his eyes widened instantly, and his face blushed: "Stop talking."

Lu Chuiye sighed: "If you don't let me kiss you, and you don't let me talk about it, then you can only do it from now on? Why is it so difficult to serve you at such a young age?"

Seeing that his words were getting more and more outrageous, Jiang Yu couldn't bear it anymore and turned her head away to pretend to be asleep, but she fell asleep while pretending to be asleep, with her small face crooked and sleeping obediently, the neckline was slightly rubbed open, revealing a little hickey.

Lu Chuiye smiled lowly, he is so delicate and soft that he can play in any position on the bed, and he is so shy off the bed, how many good deeds he has done, lucky to get such a treasure.

The phone rang at this moment, and he picked it up, and Shang Qingming's voice sounded slightly serious: "Something went wrong."

Lu Chuiye frowned: "What's wrong?"

Shang Qingming: "Li Lingzhi is dead."