please stop teasing me

Jiang Yu looked at a large ball of rice wrapped into a ball, wanting to cry without tears, thinking how many of them could be counted...

Lu Chuiye picked it up and approached him, and said with a fair face: "Count by yourself, I don't want you to think I'm taking advantage of you."

Jiang Yu: "..."

A small ball of rice was in his palm, hurting his eyes. Jiang Yu looked at him with no intention of accommodating him, lowered his head and ate it in one gulp, destroying the corpse.

Lu Chuiye stared at him dumbfounded, and he froze for a full three seconds before he realized, "...You must have committed a foul."

Jiang Yu heaved a sigh of relief with a face full of success, and whispered to coax him: "Master, I still have to film later... Shall I do it in person at night, at night?"

Lu Chuiye lowered his eyes and sighed: "Actually, I also know that in the entertainment circle, you must have some intimate scenes, and I won't be jealous because of this, but..."

Jiang Yu swallowed.

Lu Chuiye took the almost finished meal in his hand, covered the lunch box and put it aside, then took out another box with some fruit in it.

He picked up a purple-black grape, moved it with his fingertips, and sighed again: "But if I cook for you, you have to reward me with some sweets. Sweet treats..."

Seeing that he was getting more and more aggrieved as he talked, Jiang Yu gritted her teeth and looked out the car window. She closed her eyes and leaned over to kiss him on the lips, then quickly retracted: "We will be filming later, tonight Can I give it again?"

Lu Chuiye rubbed the corner of his lips and smiled, "What do you think?" After speaking, he put the grape in his mouth into his mouth, pulled his head down and pressed it down, and when the tip of his tongue touched the grape, he sent it into his mouth.

"Hmm..." Jiang Yu picked up the grapes in a hurry. Just as he was about to bite, he felt the tip of his tongue protruding in together. He loosened his teeth and let him wreak havoc in his mouth. The round grapes were rolling back and forth, entangled with saliva There was an ambiguous sound of water.

Jiang Yuwei raised her head to bear his whistling kiss, breathing more and more heavily, he pinched her waist, and inadvertently pressed her fingertips on the screen of Lu Chuiye's phone.

Lu Chui let go of him a little bit, Jiang Yu saw that it was over, he breathed a sigh of relief and ate the grapes in his mouth, Lu Chuiye put his palm on his lips, and said with a smile, "Don't swallow it, spit it on my hand."

Jiang Yu spit out a few grape seeds lightly, pursed his lower lip blushingly, Lu Chuiye picked up another grape, and asked in a low voice, "Do you still want it?"

Jiang Yu was a little ashamed by his aggressive kiss, and nodded lightly: "Yeah."

Lu Yuye deliberately asked: "Huh, what? How can I know what you want if you don't tell the whole story?"

Jiang Yu lowered his voice, turned a corner abruptly and said, "I want to eat."

Lu Chuiye put the grapes on his lips as if rewarding him, "If you want it, just say it, why don't I give it to you, now I'm going to act like a spoiled child."

Jiang Yu retorted in a low voice: "There's no such thing as acting like a baby, it's because you always..."

"Tsk, what am I always? Don't give it to you?" Lu Chuiye raised his eyebrows and snorted: "Why don't I give it to you when you say you want it? Your child has a temper and stomachache after eating it all the time, hey don't Bite hiss..."

Jiang Yu's shy teeth chattered, and he bit Lu Chuiye's finger. He hissed in pain, and in his hoarse voice, it sounded like an unbearable gasp.

Jiang Yu hurriedly loosened his teeth, looked at his hands distressedly, went to find paper to wipe his hands, and saw his mobile phone live broadcasting.

Jiang Yu's mind froze, and instantly turned into a stone sculpture. Lu Chuiye looked at him suspiciously, and was also stunned. The whole car was eerily quiet.

He seemed to have accidentally touched the screen of his phone just now, so the whole process was... broadcast live?

Looking at the screen where the barrage exploded, Lu Yuye fell into deep thought. This situation is a bit beyond the scope of his consideration as a patient.

——What the hell is going on! ! ! ! ! ! !Don't swallow it, spit it out on your hands! ! ! !What are you throwing up, my mother-in-law, fourth uncle, grandpa... Is it the kind that is for nothing, a little fishy, ​​and eating something that is not very good for the body [cover face] [shy]

—Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

—You are yellow because I am automatically yellow too.

——Want, brother Xiaoyu, hold the bottom line, don’t learn badly, you just say you want to eat during the live broadcast, what do you want, can I make up my mind without authorization?

——Don't bite, don't bite, don't bite... I'm sorry, I really can't help but pay attention to the influence, third brother, how could this kind of thing start suddenly during the live broadcast, it should be announced three days in advance, if it weren't for me I have been watching your live broadcast room, almost missed it! ! ! ! ! !

——Wait, am I the only one who cares about the third brother's voice?Is it overused? !

——Everyone understands how to use it too much, so it doesn't need to be so clear. The next question, let's care about what Xiaoyu's brother said he wants.

——His voice is so soft, if he has been pestering the third brother to say that he wants it, it is normal for his voice to be hoarse, and I understand.

Jiang Yu was blushing now, not much different from Tomato Essence, she opened the car door shyly and wanted to run away, but Lu Chuiye grabbed him with quick eyesight, calmly picked up the phone with the other hand, and smiled towards the camera.

The barrage was too super-comprehensive, Lu Chuiye pressed his wrist, and then picked up the phone, "No, he is eating, don't make up your mind."

"No, am I like that?" Lu Chuiye glanced sideways at Jiang Yu, then turned his head to look at the camera solemnly: "I said that your thoughts are too dirty, if you look at me, you won't think so much, Because my mind is pure."

——My mother, third brother, is your account hacked? Are you crazy to set yourself up with this persona, hahahaha.

—Come on, wake him up.

At this moment, the phone rang as expected, Lu Chuiye turned off the live broadcast before answering it, and before he could speak, he heard scolding: "Lu Chuiye, I'm fucking your second uncle!!! Didn't you just go and deliver a meal and come back! !! Who told you to broadcast live!!!”

There was a temporary problem with one of Feiyin's projects, and he didn't follow Lu Chuiye for a while and acted like a monster. He felt like his brain was going to explode.

Lu Chuiye pinched his forehead with a headache: "You probably won't believe me, this time it's not me."

Wen Xiaozi snorted: "Fart, if it's not you, can I still be Jiang Yu? You don't pretend to be garlic for me, how can I not know you?? Why are you doing a live broadcast? Let him give you the live broadcast... You don't know that now the pornography ?"

Lu Chuiye said in great disappointment: "You don't believe me?"

"What do I trust you with!!! Don't swallow it, spit it out of my hands, don't bite it if you want it, act as if I haven't seen Xiaohuang Wen or I haven't seen an action movie." Wen Xiaozi was angry He closed his eyes and took two deep breaths, "I beg you to pay attention to the influence, can you stop live broadcasting this kind of thing? How many times have Feiyin's official blog been blown up? Do you have no points in your heart!!! You are not entertainment People in the circle, don't think about making troubles all day long, can you recognize your status!"

Lu Chuiye was silent for a while, "It's really not me."

"Can it be me if it's not you? Don't argue with me, have you forgotten that you have to investigate the case next? If they blame the two of you with disciplinary issues, it will be you who will carry it or not?" Jiang Yubei." Wen Xiaozi persuaded earnestly: "I beg you to show your affection and calm down, and be careful of retribution for being so blatant."

Lu Chuiye's head hurt more and more, could he not know this?

I didn't think about him at first, but the phone was left there and Jiang Yu touched it, what can he do?

Beat it?

"Okay, I know, I have a sense of proportion." Lu Chuiye tilted his head to comfort Jiang Yu, who looked guilty and frightened, and pressed his wrist. At this time, even he followed Wen Xiaozi and said, this kid may be able to do it later. Blame yourself to death.

"What's the morals? Did you eat rice from their house when you fell in love?"

"Is that what you said???" Wen Xiaozi pouted: "Even if they don't check the discipline, won't your grandfather check it? If the old man's first impression of him is that you are shocked, do you think he will interrupt you?" Dogleg."

"..." Lu Yuye: "...You are right."

"I won't tell you anymore. I'll go to the official blog and explain to them. I just say that today you are auditioning for a radio drama. Later, you will open a live broadcast and explain it yourself." Everyone who got up said it all, and before hanging up the phone, he said to his face again: "During the live broadcast, you must not talk nonsense!!!!"

"understood."

Jiang Yu lowered his eyes in a low voice: "I'm sorry, it's all..."

Lu Chuiye lowered his head and kissed him lightly, and said in a gentle voice: "What's the big deal, don't listen to Wen Xiaozi's excitement, he has always been able to collapse in the same day with a thunderstorm, and if it really collapses, I will still be there, don't worry .”

Jiang Yu nodded with half-belief, and the phone rang, and it was Nie Chenghua who told him that he was about to start filming.

Lu Chuiye pinched his earlobe: "Go, I'll pick you up at night." After a pause, he leaned into his ear and lowered his voice, "Although I was scolded by Wen Xiaozi, if it's what he guessed, Let him scold me for two hours."

Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and understood what he meant after a while, opened the car door and ran away with flushed cheeks.

Lu Chuiye smiled, and also opened the car door and got down to change to the driver in front. When he was wearing sunglasses, he suddenly felt a flash of light, and when he subconsciously turned around, a shard of glass lay quietly on the ground.

He was also made nervous by Wen Xiaozi, he smiled and stepped on the accelerator to leave the set.

The woman behind the tree in the corner looked at the clear photos in the camera and smiled, then found out the phone, opened the address book, and called the man on the top.

"The picture of Jiang Yu and a man of the same sex kissing in the car is worth 20 yuan."

"make a deal."