Bad intentions

Anonymous question from Mr. Yu Chenan who did not want to be named:

"If the story of Oedipus the King happened in modern times, what would the story be like?"

"Paricide is intentional homicide and should be prosecuted by the procuratorate."

"What? You said that's not what you want to ask, so what are you asking? They are related by blood within three generations. If the relationship between husband and wife is not established, they should go to the court to dissolve the relationship."

This is the legal worker's answer.

"Is this a new porn resource? Let me see it!"

This is for lovers of romantic action movies.

"Are you trying to challenge this kind of subject matter? All domestic websites are banned now. Be careful of being issued a red card. You can either go to Hai*.com or p*.com. Come on, and it will be a big hit as soon as possible."

This is an enthusiastic web writer.

But this is not the answer Yu Chenan wanted.

"Otherwise, what can I do? If I want to commit suicide, I will go crazy, or I want to live a life. There are too many peppers in this dish."

This is Huo Jintang.

"I never understood why human beings are so stupid and look for troubles every day. Animals know to stay away from danger, stay away from fire, it hurts when it burns, and people insist on looking for pain, and use it as evidence of love to others. Dumping emotional garbage. I told my mother that you should get a divorce, but she didn't want to, saying that she still had feelings. Love love love hate hate hate. This is the benefit of being gay, and we won't have close relatives Isn’t it good for children with physical defects to contribute to the destruction of mankind together?”

It sounded so reasonable, Yu Chen'an was almost convinced, when he thought of Huo Jintang's theory when he was worried, he would feel that it was better to care about the children's rations in mountainous areas than it was a big deal.

But he asked Huo Jintang: "Then aren't you in pain?"

The food seemed to be really spicy, and Huo Jintang's forehead was dripping with sweat, and he replied to Yu Chen'an while pulling out a tissue: "I'm very happy now."

avoiding problem!That's what used to be painful.Are you better now?Can it be improved in the future?

It's not as simple as any performance goal, but let's focus on poverty for a while.

The newly shot promotional video calls for caring for poor areas and fighting the battle against poverty.There was no money for the sudden addition of work, but it was very important. It was lucky that he was even selected. Of course, he had to cooperate. The manager was afraid that it would be unprofessional, so he asked Yu Chenan to bring his own makeup artist.

First put on the makeup, then the foundation, the eyebrows were almost finished, the director suddenly said, why not try plain makeup, so he took off the makeup again, and Yu Chenan sat on the spot waiting for the arrangement.

"You have such a good temper," the staff member suddenly said, "The one from last time had a very bad temper. We asked him to wait for 10 minutes before cursing people. We were just worried that you would be angry. But there is a little boy in the group The girl is your fan, she said it's okay, you have a good temper and won't get angry."

Yu Chen'an was not angry, he wandered away.It was only after hearing this that I came back to my senses: "Does she need an autograph?"

In fact, today I was dragged to sign a lot of papers, so Yu Chenan took a photo and added another one.The fan was so excited, he was too shy to come over, but after taking the autographed photo, he transformed himself, and between the shootings, he grabbed him to express his heartfelt love.

"I think you are like a vase," said the fan, "ah, that's not what I mean! I just think that you don't need to do anything, you just need to stand there, as long as you see you, you will be very happy."

"Isn't that what it means?" Huo Jintang said after listening to Yu Chen'an's report, "Although your acting skills are not very good, and your Mandarin lines have always been a bit substandard, everyone's requirements for vases are not too high, as long as you don't embarrass yourself. It’s enough to affect the viewing.”

"But she also said," Yu Chen'an finished, "there are many good-looking stars in the entertainment industry, but not all of them can make people laugh."

"It's over, she still said you are a comedian." Huo Jintang said, "Why do your fans treat you like this? But it's no wonder, who would say when someone asked me why I entered the entertainment circle, because others asked me to find a job, Don't eat and wait to die."

"That's not what she meant." Yu Chen'an muttered, and Huo Jintang overheard, "And you said that in the first place."

"But what she said still makes sense." Huo Jintang added, "It's a talent. I met He Yuanyuan a few days ago, and I scolded you every day and added roles to you."

"He said that he was actually under a lot of mental pressure at that time. If the film was not good enough, he would really be finished. He even thought about which building to jump off the building. His temper was originally bad, and it was even worse then. A little flaw will break down and yell, everyone is afraid of him, avoid him, but you are stupid, and you still follow behind him. He hides and smokes, and you have to run to him and tell him not to be sad. "

"He looks very sad." Yu Chen'an said.

"Please, five or 60-year-old old man, don't worry about it. The pain is not self-inflicted. You only go to gamble if you want to make a lot of money. If you fight for a career, you risk losing your pants," Huo Jintang sneered. , but after a while, he may feel that he has said too much, and he said, "Maybe you can find out the pain of others."

Yu Chen'an didn't continue this topic anymore, Huo Jintang seemed to be praising him and scolding him at the same time, he couldn't understand and had to figure it out by himself, he was so tired, so he poured out the contents of the box to Huo Jintang.

"What is this?" Huo Jintang asked.

"Local agricultural products," said Yu Chen'an, "the purpose of making videos is to promote these special products. I bought a lot of them."

Huo Jintang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "If you went there, you didn't take the money and paid it back."

He took it bluntly, it was really rich, there were fruits, vegetables, rice, rapeseed oil, seasoning, everything, Huo Jintang said: "I don't need it, I have lived for so long, do you think I have turned on the fire, or do you know how to cook? "

Of course Yu Chenan wouldn't either.

"Send it to my dad," Huo Jintang said, "It seems that he was discharged from the hospital today, so let's pick him up by the way."

Huo Jintang asked again: "Why don't you talk anymore, are you going?"

Yu Chen'an said, "You are an unfilial son."

Huo Jianming was not very happy when he saw Huo Jintang coming: "I'm so late for the agreed time, you're so busy, you don't even have time to pick up your dad."

"What do you mean being late for so long?" Huo Jintang said, "You haven't arrived in 3 minutes. Are you in a hurry to go back and count the money? Besides, you didn't clean up when I came, you didn't take your medicine, and you should change your clothes."

Huo Jianming also scolded Huo Jintang for being unfilial, lying on the bed and directing Huo Jintang to tidy up, Huo Jintang assigned it to Yu Chenan, Yu Chenan...

Yu Chen'an has no one to use and has become the bottom of the food chain.

"Why is it still him? Are you too unpromising?" Huo Jianming asked, "To be honest, I often wonder if you are my son."

Not only that, but also double.Yu Chen'an thought.

Huo Jianming continued to reminisce about the past: "I didn't even choose your name. The name I chose for you was so grand. Your mother refused to let it go. To put it bluntly, you gave me a vote to reject it. I think it was the name that was chosen for you." That's wrong, the longer you grow, the less you look like me."

"What name?" Huo Jintang asked.

"Huo Dahai," Huo Jianming said, "is it a good name? It's much better than the sissy one like you. It's Jinxiu and Haitang."

He even concluded: "No wonder you're gay!"

His son, and his son's boyfriend fell into a double silence.

"Now I think it's good to be called Tangtang." Huo Jintang said.

Huo Jianming was very dissatisfied with Huo Jintang's obvious dislike, and asked Yu Chen'an: "He doesn't think it sounds good?! What do you think?"

"...It's pretty good." Yu Chen'an said with difficulty.

Huo Jintang could hardly listen anymore, but luckily he left immediately, Huo Jintang said: "Why do I think you are sick and gain weight these days?"

Huo Jianming said: "Your father can live another 500 years."

After driving home, someone came to move things, Huo Jintang refused to move a finger, and went out to smoke again.Yu Chen'an was also speechless towards Huo Jianming, and ran away with Huo Jintang.

"My dad really makes the best use of everything," Huo Jintang said, "He is not special to women, so how can he use his obsession in this kind of place? He has to use such ugly names one by one, but they are all replaced. Fortunately, my mother did not agree."

"My mother also said it was ugly." Yu Chen'an agreed with Huo Jintang, "She said that she asked why she had to choose this name at the beginning, and whether she was commemorating someone, but she said it was to commemorate the first trip out of the province to go to the seaside and be rejected. The waves hit somersault."

Yu Chen'an hadn't mentioned his mother to anyone for a long time, and he felt a little embarrassed when he said it. After all, his mother is very likely to be the destroyer of other people's happy families.And I didn't get any better, and now I'm still messing with Huo Jintang, destroying the scene of father's kindness and son's filial piety, even though the father is not too kind and the son is not too filial.

Of course Huo Jintang noticed Yu Chenan's sudden uneasiness: "It's okay, I don't mind if you mention your mother casually, my father has cheated so much."

"Don't think that you won't be ashamed to see your mother if you have an orthopedic department. My mother also recalled to me that she met her before and she was beautiful. I think they might have a lily under Jiuquan." Huo Jintang comforted Yu Chen install.

Yu Chen'an: "You better shut up."

Yu Chen'an found that Huo Jintang's brain circuit was really not quite right. He turned his head to look at the window, and Huo Jianming was watching TV. Looking at the side from this angle, Huo Jintang looked vaguely like him, but Huo Jianming was clearly a gradually weakening , People who have entered old age.

Suddenly recalling the previous question, Yu Chenan said: "I asked Zhao Jia why you went back, was it because of him? Because he was old."

"What's the matter?" Huo Jintang said, "Isn't it amazing who won't grow old? I didn't cast a spell to make him grow old in an instant. Of course I went back because..."

Huo Jintang glanced at Yu Chen'an, and reached out to touch his face like a prank: "The vase needs to be well protected."

The author says:

"New York has a lot of beautiful women, but the truth is, after a while, you just want to be with someone who makes you laugh." - Sex and the City