Bad intentions

Driving is an important part of modern human life, although there is only one meaning of "driving" in my short "communication" experience with Yu Chen'an.

I have to say that I am a good driver. In ordinary dramas, such a mystery of life experience is discovered. No matter what, a car accident must happen to express the urgency of the matter, and I don’t even speed.

Yu Chen'an is the kind who has no quality. The whole thing is his responsibility. He is still disturbing the driver's safe driving. I think he should be arrested and sentenced.

"Don't you want to say something?" Yu Chen'an asked.

Damn, what is there to say, my dad was still hearing you call him uncle a few days ago, now he has become a dad, if he knows, I'm afraid the next time he gets sick, he will really have to book a long-term vip in the ward.

And there is...

"No wonder my mother said that she refused to let my father name me," I said, "Your name used to be so stupid, you can't do it without changing it."

It really looks like my dad's handwriting, otherwise I don't believe that any woman would name her son Huo Dahai. My dad probably thinks it's quite grand.

"Brother." Yu Chenan suddenly called me.

The car in the lane next to me suddenly changed lanes, and I was so scared that I slammed on the brakes and almost rear-ended, and my relatives burst into tears.

Damn, I shouldn't be thinking of the word "relatives" at this moment. As soon as I mentioned relatives, Yu Chen'an next to me was shining like a special effect, which really caught my eye.

"Say something? Tell me what your clever little brain is thinking?" There was a big turn ahead, and I slammed the steering wheel, "Playing a gay version of Thunderstorm, you are quite dedicated. Let me guess, You think my father abandoned you and your mother, became Chen Shimei and married my mother, and you have no power to make my father pay any price, so you came to find me and wanted to get revenge on my father by staying with me. Don't you think this Is the story too mentally handicapped? What are you thinking, I am several years older than you, think about it with your head, who is the third party?"

"But you soon realized that it's fine to not have a father like my father. There is nothing to lose, and you don't want to continue to play this bad show." I continued, "So today, this birth certificate, suddenly It appeared on the outer layer of the suitcase. When I lifted the suitcase casually, it fell out. Yu Chen’an, you did it on purpose. It wasn’t careless, you let me see it on purpose. If you want to say it, you don’t have to fight so hard if you don’t want to sleep with me, can you just tell me that you cheated? You still have to ask the answer now, if it’s okay, then let me tell you, it turns out that you are my younger brother, what a trick of fate, God's will is unpredictable, life is impermanent..."

"You fucking drove it." Yu Chen'an said.

When I saw it, it was true. I was leaving from Terminal 1, and I was almost driving to T3, so I really couldn’t disturb the driver, so I turned the car around and drove back.

"I now understand that what Song Zheng said is true." Probably knowing that the road ahead is not far away, Yu Chen'an spoke quickly and quickly, "Song Zheng asked me, and he said that you always wait for others Make a mistake, and then break up with peace of mind, without leaving any room for granted, because it is the other party's responsibility, it is their problem. Then you will feel that you have done nothing wrong from the beginning to the end, and you are worthy of them. I thought it was him who didn't Willing, come to me to slander you."

"Yes, you did nothing wrong." The car stopped, and Yu Chen'an repeated in the passenger seat, "I let it go on purpose. I want to see your reaction. I don't want to continue like this."

I didn't get out of the car, and watched Yu Chen'an get down, he was still very stupid, the two suitcases slid back and forth, he reluctantly lifted up the steps, and dragged the suitcases to catch the plane.

I stomped on the gas and drove back, and the drive was smooth, except for a speeding ticket.After getting to know Yu Chen'an, I was deducted more and more points. This is a good thing my brother brought me, so it is really impossible to have a second child. Long live the one-child policy.

Then... I thought about what else I had done.

I went and scolded Song Zheng, and Song Zheng was more eloquent than ever before, and I suspect that the big reason was because he gloated at seeing me deflated.He said: "My friend, it is right for employees to scold the boss, and it is natural to scold the ex-boyfriend. You are one. Are you surprised that I tell people bad things about you? And what I said is not true. Every time you Every time I try to give psychological comfort and stand on a moral high ground. How many times you expressly hint at you, you can't see it, whoever cheats and who does it, it's none of your business, you just wait for the last person to be exposed in front of you, you just say , Ah, it was your fault first, let's break up."

"The more I listen to what you say, the more wrong it becomes," I said, "You make me play Zheng Boke and Duan Yuyan every day."

"You are," Song Zheng said disdainfully, "You just don't want to be the one who made a mistake. But just because you didn't make a mistake doesn't mean you're not a ****. When anyone sees a boyfriend in 4P, he will say when he gets off the car. My sports car is limited to the whole country, so it is better to catch rape and beat people. You really feel good about yourself, and you have always believed that you are a good person! The only thing I regret is when I saw you in the apartment, I thought you had a sex change, and it turned out Wrong with you, damn it."

I don't know why he hates my words so much, what did I say wrong, that car was originally limited.Isn't this matter important?

After Song Zheng accused me, I finally remembered: "So this time, Yu Chen'an did something wrong and got dumped by you?"

"None of your business." After a moment of silence, I said.

Song Zheng was furious, and began to greet the eighteenth generation of my ancestors again.

Cursing, scolding, he still wants to discuss work matters with me later, how can I throw away this great opportunity to make him suffer, and leave immediately, leaving him to enjoy the real misery.

I also went to Zhao Jia to order a bottle of wine. Zhao Jia said that I have been drinking more and more recently, and I only pick expensive ones, and told me not to come here in the future, so that he would not lose money.I wanted to hit him with a wine bottle again, so Zhao Jia asked, "What happened to you and Yu Chen'an?"

It's crazy, why is everyone asking.

"You were still telling me that you were going to send your little boyfriend out during the day, and you didn't want to chat for a few more words." Zhao Jia said, "In the end, he was late, missed the flight, and flew over after buying a new ticket. Who did you send it to?"

As expected, Yu Chen'an was still an idiot, he couldn't catch up with the check-in even after it was delivered to the gate.

"Of course it's because of our earth-shattering socialist brotherhood," I said, "how do you know his itinerary so well, and even know the flight."

Zhao Jia remembered and showed a **** smile: "I added his assistant's WeChat, a very beautiful little sister, fortunately..."

I couldn't help suspecting that Zhao Jia and my dad are the real father and son, but now there are other problems: "He actually has an assistant."

"Just got married," Zhao Jia said, "His agent is optimistic about him, saying that he will definitely be popular, and is planning to accept variety shows for him..."

Anyone who has anything to do with the entertainment industry is like this, talking endlessly about the inside story they just learned, I decided to stop Zhao Jia: "It has nothing to do with me, we broke up."

Sure enough, I heard Zhao Jia ask again: "Why?"

Regarding the topic of breaking up, people always like to ask why, it was okay before, just answer "he cheated", and it's the same when there are too many cuckolds, but now it's hard to say, "We are half-brothers". Sounds really bad.The only advantage is that if I encounter any lectures in the future, I will not have nothing to say. I am no longer an ordinary gay, and I even had an affair with my brother.

But Zhao Jia kept asking, and I could only make excuses: "He cheated."

Zhao Jia was shocked, and asked me if it was true or not, I really couldn't tell.I ignored him and left with my drink. On an ordinary day, the traffic policeman was checking for drunk driving again. I rolled down the window and met the traffic policeman I had seen again.

He didn't ask Mr. Huo to anger me this time: "Mr. Huo, you're alone. Where's your little boyfriend?"

Why is everyone asking Yu Chenan, and I said it again: "He cheated on me and broke up with me."

I drove away under the sympathetic eyes of the traffic police. It’s okay to be broken up too much. I didn’t even suffer from insomnia that night. I slept until dawn and got up and threw the empty wine bottle into the trash can.

When my dad asked about Yu Chen'an, I told the reason again, I almost really believed that Yu Chen'an had indeed cheated.

My dad was still ignorant of his son's filial piety, and was very dissatisfied: "What's the matter with you, this is the number one, I thought this would not be derailed, I think you should find a master to correct it for you Life."

This is indeed not derailed, but it is not much better, I said: "It's not necessary, maybe you can sleep with a few less women."

Inexplicably, it was brought to my dad's head, and he was really angry, and started to say that I didn't speak properly to my elders.Knowing the truth alone is always lonely. If my dad hadn't cheated many years ago, I wouldn't have a brother named Huo Dahai...

Damn, forget it, although it's wrong to be a mistress, Yu Chen'an's mother did at least one thing right, which was to change her son's name.There is only one merit of this name, that is, Yu Chenan's mind is full of water like the sea.

Although I was greeted kindly every day, why are you green again, but life was still manageable until Yu Chenan called.

"We haven't started filming yet," Yu Chen'an said, "We had a discussion meeting today."

"Huh?" I was half asleep and half awake. I pressed the answer button without opening my eyes. I couldn't respond. I just listened to him.

"Just read the script together," Yu Chen'an said, "analyze the characters and the plot, and improve the script. Some people will say that the plot is wrong, it does not fit the character of the character, and there are bugs in the logic. I have no experience, so I just listen to what they say. , Listening to it, I suddenly understood that there is indeed a bug in this plot, and it’s not right at all. I didn’t let you discover it on purpose, but you noticed it early on.”

I finally woke up.

"My motives for approaching you at the beginning were not pure, and you know all about my explicit hints. I know I'm not smart, so you can't be dumber than me. You just don't look at it until I take the initiative to put the facts in front of you. In front of you, it is all my responsibility." Yu Chenan even laughed, "How could you not find out?"

It's really fucking hard to answer, just like a primary school teacher asked me: "The trap of this question is so obvious, how could you not discover it, how could you make a mistake?"

How do I know, I just did something wrong, can't I be careless?

"I'm the one who lied to you, and I'm the one who hurt people." Yu Chen'an said, "Huo Jintang, you..."

Yu Chen'an finally didn't continue talking, and he was unlikely to say that Huo Jintang, you should quickly realize that you are a **** like Song Zheng did.He just hung up the phone.

I fell asleep without charging, this phone call exhausted the last battery, and the phone turned off automatically. It seems that God doesn't want me to call back to force an explanation, not to mention that it is not necessary to explain now. .

It's hard for me to tell Yu Chen'an, of course I have noticed, from the beginning when you said that you hoped to have a brother, and your mother's photo, I was only three or four years old when my father divorced, but such a beautiful aunt, I There is a vague impression.But I told Zhao Jia not to investigate, and I stopped asking what secrets you were hiding, not because I wanted to wait for you to make mistakes.Maybe I've been such a scumbag to ex-boyfriends before, but not to you.

Because if I don’t pierce this layer of paper and discover this secret, I can be with you just a stranger I met in a bar. Before I know the truth, I can still be with you for an extra month, an extra day, and an extra minute.

Did the British invent genetic food for us yellow people? Why did Yu Chen'an become smarter after returning for a long time?

I really hope he keeps being stupid.

end of part one

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The more this article is written, the more it looks like traffic safety science popularization!