Bad intentions

Yu Chen'an's apartment is not very messy, but the room is not big and there are a lot of things, especially there are several unopened boxes piled up in the corner.

He also poured me a glass of water, although I didn't understand the significance of opening the mineral water in front of my face and pouring it into the glass.

Yu Chen'an sat across from me, hesitantly said: "Just now..."

I think it's time to ask Song Zheng about it.It's not surprising, it's normal for him to be curious after he had been entangled downstairs just now.

"He called you Mr. Huo, do you have your own company?" Yu Chen'an asked.

What is the point of this person? Did he remember this sentence after so many words?Let me think about it, maybe Yu Chenan, an agent, concentrated on researching my dad's property, thinking that I was a rich second generation who just waited to die and didn't seek to make progress, so he would be more surprised when he heard it.

But fortunately, if he doesn't ask Song Zheng, I don't need to recall the garage tragedy for the third time today.

"It's just investing in a few small companies," I said, "I don't usually take care of them. Professional managers are helping me take care of them."

Yu Chen'an showed envious eyes: "It's so powerful, I also want to invest. They told me that this business is very hot. It's the latest Internet celebrity, but it closed down not long after."

An ominous premonition floated in my heart: "What did you invest in?"

"Instant noodle cafeteria." Yu Chenan said, "Do you want instant noodles?"

Yu Chen'an, a business prodigy, made a bowl of noodles for me who was in a complicated mood. Looking at those large boxes of instant noodles, I felt quite guilty about parting with other people's property.

Yu Chen'an turned on the TV and tuned out what he wanted to watch. I didn't care when I was eating noodles, but I was attracted by the sound on the TV.

"Why are you doing this to me! This is our unborn child, how can you bear it!" The heroine ran out crying, but the hero was entangled by the villain and couldn't escape.The heroine ran in the rainstorm and was quickly knocked to the ground by a speeding car.

I don't know what's going on, but today I always receive re-education on traffic laws.

Yu Chen'an said "Ah!", it seemed that he was very worried about the heroine's child.

"Do you like watching this kind of TV series very much?" I couldn't help asking Yu Chen'an.

"No..." Yu Chenan defended himself, "My Chinese is not very good. When I was in England, my Chinese teacher asked me to watch more Chinese TV series to develop my language sense."

So watching this kind of dog-blooded idol drama every day, isn't it too damaging to the image of our big country?I asked, "Have you watched anything else?"

"Of course there is," Yu Chen'an brought his computer over again, wanting to prove it to me, "This is my favorite classic Chinese drama."

When I saw it, it was indeed a classic, "Thunderstorm".

"You'd better talk to Chinese people more," I said, "you'll get better if you practice more, don't stay at home all day watching these things."

Yu Chen'an said, "I'm here to look for you."

This is so right, it reminded me of some jokes, for example, you don’t love me at all, you just thought about your English level [-], thinking that Yu Chen’an’s conspiracy is to use me as a training partner.

"Then you should change to someone else." I said, and as expected, Yu Chen'an immediately refused.

"It's clearly agreed," Yu Chen'an said, he squatted down holding the dishes he was about to wash and looked at me sitting there, "We haven't started yet, why do you say no?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable: "I was ready yesterday..."

"Feeding yourself a dick isn't ready," I said, "That's just a dick."

I originally wanted to add that you are ready to give yourself an enema, but this may touch Yu Chenan's knowledge blind spot again.In case the next time we meet, he says that he is really, really ready, so in order to live up to his preparations, I can't do without sleep, isn't it just digging a hole for myself.

When I mentioned this, I thought of Song Zheng again. Song Zheng said "ready" and delivered it to the door.

Now that I think about it, it’s not surprising that Song Zheng will appear here. He is a returnee I recruited, ABC who came back from the United States. Most of the apartments in this area are occupied by foreigners, so it’s normal to have him.I asked Song Zheng to be the general manager for me, and he dedicated himself to the bed.Barely can be regarded as a clear distinction between public and private, when he was in the company he was Mr. Huo, and when he went out, he was tangtang. In terms of "public", he has no problems and is even very good, so I still keep him now, but in terms of "private", thinking about it, my brain starts to hurt again.

I always feel that Song Zheng was born with the wrong gender or sexual orientation.If he is a woman, he will crush Ayawawa. If he is a straight man, he may be a master of PUA, doing mental brainwashing on girls, one set after another, maybe he will cheat the money of the rich woman Come spend all your time and fight in love.But he is not only gay, but also a zero, and it was me who met.Song Zheng once took me to a lecture on LGBT activities. It was actually a sharing session. The audience took longer to speak than the speaker. I listened to stories like I heard a lot of people’s self-reports. I am a woman but I think I am a man. Still gay so I still love my husband, I like to dress up and want to be fucked by women but I'm still straight, I'm happy with my three boyfriends, etc.After the speaker finished listening, he suddenly named me and asked me, "Does this audience have any stories to share?"

I was quite embarrassed. After thinking about it for a long time, I felt ashamed and said, "No, I'm just an ordinary gay."

On the way back, Song Zheng asked me: "You heard their stories today, can you accept open relationship?"

I said, "I told you, I'm just a normal gay."

Song Zheng sneered: "I am an outlier in the eyes of others, yet I actually discriminate against other outliers."

Another person who was suppressed by him with such spirit might have made a compromise to prove that he did not discriminate, but I didn’t quite cooperate, and I was not even interested in debating: “Are you a man or a gay anti-discrimination world peace movement? Get out of the car if you don’t mess with men, I’ll sleep in the big bed room in the hotel by myself.”

Song Zheng shut up.

Song Zheng said that I don't eat oil and salt, so I was surprised, what kind of oil and salt should I put in alone, should I fry it or pickle it?

Thinking about it now, we would not last long, but this ending still makes me feel a little bit aggrieved, because that limited edition car is really expensive.If I had another chance to do it all over again, I might still sleep with Song Zheng, but I would never lend him the car keys and let him sleep in my car with someone else.

The appearance of Song Zheng made me compare Yu Chenan, and the Yu Chenan in front of me is much more pleasing to the eye.Even if it doesn’t look smart, it’s really not smart, but the appearance is good, and it’s also very affordable. From yesterday to today, I’ve spent gas money, and it’s been transferred to me just now, including the room that I didn’t pay at all. Bills and drinks.

I actually made some money.

Yu Chenan's laptop was still playing "Thunderstorm", and it was just when he discovered the secret of his life experience that the lovers Zhou Ping and Sifeng were actually a pair of brother and sister. Zhou Ping shouted: "Dad! You shouldn't have given birth to me!" ran out.

Yu Chen'an was really listening to the plot, he was touched and looked very sad.Every time he showed this look of not knowing what to do, the straight male gene hidden in my heart would come out and play a role, and I had to suppress it with reason and meanness.

"Then I'll be ready next time," he said again, "so I can have sex with you?"

"You're so preoccupied with going to bed," I said.

Some social news headlines appeared in my mind, I thought, most of the peach blossoms that hit me are rotten, I have to calm down, don’t be confused by Yu Chen’an’s appearance, in case he is infected with AIDS and came back to infect the society to take revenge of it.My dad asked someone to tell my fortune before, and the person said that I would have a serious illness when I was 26 years old.I just turned 26 a few days ago, so I went to the hospital for a checkup because of Song Zheng’s mess. While doing it, I thought, I haven’t been sick since I was a child, I’m afraid I had a one-time disease when I was 26 years old. .Later, although I was fine, I remembered the fortune-telling nonsense.

"Don't rush to bed," I said, "go for a physical examination first."

Yu Chenan looked at me very puzzled: "I am very healthy."

"Who knows," I found a note to write to him, "It's all right after the inspection, come to the bar to find me again, only at this time, don't wait blindly."

I am so dizzy, I am writing, and I am thinking about this idiom again, the only question now is how dizzy I will be.