Bad intentions

When I was in school, I was very lethargic for a while. My dad took me to see a doctor. The doctor said that there was nothing wrong with me physically. It was because of too much pressure and I wanted to sleep to escape reality.

After listening to my dad: "Oh, I just don't want to do my homework."

I now think that this theory can explain why I slept until dawn even though I didn't drink a drop of wine.And Yu Chen'an, this foreign friend who drank and ate, woke up early, squatting on the bedside and looking at me.

"Are you pretending to be a ghost?" I said, getting up.

But he was taken aback by me, and when he wanted to speak, he sneezed.

I remembered being forced by him to take a shower yesterday, and he ran in when it was almost finished, I was startled, and ran away in my bathrobe.Sitting on the bed, I remembered that he was in the bathroom just now, the zipper of his clothes got stuck halfway, and he was absorbed in dealing with the zipper, and he was still shaking when he was drunk. It was really a bit of fun.It's a pity that he didn't come out of the bathroom for a long time, and I fell asleep.

"How did you solve it yesterday?" I asked.

"Take a cold shower," he sniffled, "I have a cold."

As if it was my fault, I found the car keys and stood up: "Let's go, why don't you continue to sleep, and remember to check out before two o'clock in the afternoon."

He actually pulled my clothes: "Why are you..."

"Why don't you sleep with me?" I was a little impatient, "I don't even know you."

"I know you." He said, "Your name is Huo Jintang."

Of course I know my name is Huo Jintang: "Thank you so much, it wasn't you who said it, I don't even know my name."

"My name is Yu Chen'an." He was even trying to find a pen to write his name for me to see, "Then we know each other now."

I didn't say a word, I stood up and prepared to leave. Although every word he said gave me a headache, but he had a good skin, and it was the kind of appearance that matched it very well. I feel that with this face, I can't ask too much IQ, if you look at it again, you will fall into the trap.Zhao Jia had a little girlfriend before, a little girl made of water, including her brain, and when they went to the movies together, they would say that the theme song was terrible.I asked Zhao Jia, "Can I tell her that it was written by Cao Cao?"

Zhao Jia said, "No, she is only cute when she looks like this."

At that time, I didn't know what Zhao Jia was thinking.

After walking a few steps, Yu Chen'an called my name behind him, accompanied by some noises, I looked over, and he actually jumped onto the window sill.

"Isn't it you?" This person really filled me with new surprises, "If I don't promise you, I will jump off?"

I rushed to say his lines, and he had nothing to say, so he had to say: "Yes!"

If I change the scene, I will continue to taunt, but now he has one foot in the air, I am really worried that his IQ may slip and he will really explain it here.

"You wait before jumping," I said, taking out my cell phone and making a call, "Zhao Jia, answer me a legal question quickly."

"You woke me up early in the morning to ask legal questions." Zhao Jia, who didn't need my help, turned his face and quickly flipped through the book. "If you can't save it, go to jail."

"If a person says that because I committed suicide, I didn't stop him," I said, "and also says that it's none of my business if you want to jump, do I need to bear legal responsibility?"

"This needs to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis." Zhao Jia's answer was useless.

"Aren't you a law student?" I was very dissatisfied, "What kind of answer is this?"

"If I hadn't passed the bar exam," Zhao Jia said, "Why don't I become a lawyer and open a bar!"

This trash, I hung up the phone and decided to do my duty: "Brother, don't be impulsive..."

"Who is your brother!" Yu Chen'an was very excited when he heard this, "I don't have a brother like you! You still say you want to dance, it's none of your business!"

"All right, all right, I'm not your brother, you're my brother. Brother, come down and discuss something." I think I'm really a good person. My ex-boyfriend gave red envelopes when he got married, my friend opened a bar to make drinks, and now I have to be a negotiator.

"You promise me first." Yu Chen'an still hasn't forgotten.

I thought for a second whether it was none of my business to let him dance as he liked.

But thinking about it, this is my dad's hotel, someone died suddenly, and the other person in the room was the owner's only son, maybe there will be news about me being a scum and killing people.My dad's public opinion has not been very good recently, and this matter is quite troublesome.

"This thing has to be done slowly," I decided to accumulate some virtue, "I am Chinese, you can understand I'mChinese, we Chinese are more traditional, there is no one who goes to bed as soon as we meet, we need to cultivate slowly emotion."

"You mean," Yu Chen'an's mood stabilized a little, "want to fall in love with me?"

I suddenly felt like I had fallen into a trap.

After the discussion, I told him to come down quickly. It was too cold outside to close the window. He said, "I've wanted to come down a long time ago."

"Hurry up, then." I looked at my watch. "I still have things to do."

"My feet are numb," he said.

Helping Yu Chenan down, I saw that he was still crying. I don't know if he was emotional or frightened, which added to his temperament, which would make me think "If I leave, this guy will It's not that I'll be tricked to death" temperament, if it is changed to a woman, it will be the kind of vixen that will make a man soft-hearted.

Not bad now.

I may have inherited this from my mother. My mother is a photographer, not an artist. She only shoots beautiful people, and she also likes to be beautiful.In the past, when my mother was young, she would go to catch the mistress and kick open the door aggressively. When she saw my father's cheating partner, Lihua Daiyu, who was delicate and weak, she understood why there was the idiom "I feel pity when I see it".The allusion of the idiom is that the eldest wife of Huan Wen heard that her husband had taken a concubine and went to kill people with a knife. When she saw it, she took the concubine's hand and said, "I feel sorry for him, let alone that old thing." I didn't have this kind of tolerance, but later my dad filed for divorce, saying that Xiaosan was pregnant and wanted to give the child a title. My mother thought it was meaningless to argue any longer, and she didn't want to make trouble, so she agreed.

I said, "I really have to go, to run errands."

Yu Chen'an said, "I'll go with you."

I was really persistent, and I couldn't help asking again: "What are you going to do? Do you want to be with me?"

Yu Chen'an showed a guilty expression: "I... I fell in love with you at first sight, and I knew you were the one I liked when I saw you."

If I said this on another occasion, I would really be moved.Zhao Jia said that I was handsome, but I was never happy, because he would also say that I look like a scumbag at first glance.My previous ex-boyfriends seemed to feel the same way, saying that I was ruthless when I looked at them, and they always felt that I would be dumped, so they all acted first. grassland.My dad wasn't angry when I came out, but later he scolded me because of this incident, saying: "Your dad is so powerful in love, how come you get dumped every day?"

I said, "Maybe it's your fault."

He was scolded again at that time.

Yu Chenan followed me into the car, consciously sat in the passenger seat, and buckled up his seat belt.I glanced at him, and he was a little nervous immediately: "Is there anyone in this position?"

"Fortunately," I started the car, "go pick up someone, let him sit in the back later."

"Who is it?" Yu Chenan asked as expected.

"My dad." I said.

Yu Chen'an was quiet for a while, then asked again: "Why does he need you to pick him up?"

"He's in the ring," I said, "and I'm going to get somebody."

"Has he committed a crime?" Yu Chen'an's voice was trembling, "Is it serious?"

I don't know how to say the whole process: "It's hard to say, it can be big or small. But it's okay now."

Yu Chenan still turned his head to look at me in the co-pilot, blinking his eyes and waiting for the next sentence.

"My mother passed away." I thought about it and I could only describe it in this way to make things more normal. "My father said to burn her car to commemorate it, but I didn't realize that burning his own car would also break the law."

"Ah..." Yu Chen'an didn't expect, "Your condolences."

Two years after my mom and dad divorced, my dad came back to seek reconciliation, saying that Qianfan found out that the original match was better after exhausting everything, and even asked relatives and friends to persuade them. It's remarried, but after all the tossing and tossing, my mother's attitude has also changed to make do with it, and it's more important to be happy.When I grow up a little bit and talk about feelings with me, it's always men who don't have good things, and men can't be trusted.I often suspect that her spirit is still a little stimulated, otherwise she would always tell my son not to trust men, and it would be inappropriate for me to express any opinions, so I can only say yes, although I later found out that men are really untrustworthy.

This time when she went on a trip and got into a car accident, I realized that she had bought a huge amount of insurance for herself, and the beneficiaries were me and my dad.My dad didn't have the face to take the money, so he said to me, "Give it to you."

I said, "It's not necessary, let's share half of each person."

My dad stopped arguing: "Okay, then I'll keep it for you."

The staff of the insurance company stared dumbfounded at our father and son discussing how to divide the money. If there were no solid evidence, he might suspect that we were defrauding insurance.

During the funeral, my dad was recommended to be sent off by filial sons and grandsons. My dad was very impatient: "Whatever the whole thing is doing, it's all fake, why not burn a trolley for her."

That's why their marriage is not happy. He likes cars, so he thinks cars must be good.After the burial, I was supposed to be driving home, but my dad looked at his car thoughtfully, and remembered what he said just now, so he really just burned it to my mother.

Then got caught.

"To put it mildly, it's just destroying one's own property," I said, "to put it more seriously, it's a crime of arson and endangering public safety, so it's very troublesome."

"Why didn't you persuade him?" Yu Chen'an was terrified when he heard it.

"He was too difficult to communicate," I said, "I made up for it, and went back and burned a copy of the Road Traffic Safety Law for my mother."

The car was parked at the door, because Yu Chenan was delaying the time, my dad had already come out and was waiting impatiently.I honked my horn, and he saw my car approaching, and habitually opened the passenger door.

"Yo," my dad was a little surprised, "he brought someone here."

"This is..." I paused, thinking of how to say Yu Chen'an is better.

"Hello, Uncle," Yu Chenan interrupted me, "My name is Yu Chenan, and I'm Huo Jintang's boyfriend."

My dad sat in the back row, and I saw him smiling happily in the rearview mirror: "Hello, the child is very beautiful."

He didn't know what he was happy about.

Suddenly there was a pedestrian crossing the road, I slammed on the brakes, Yu Chenan was stunned by the inertia, my dad was immediately dissatisfied: "How do you drive! You bought this technical driver's license!"

He asked again: "Do you have a driver's license? Why don't you drive."

"No," Yu Chen'an was embarrassed, "I'm taking the exam, I just passed it a few days ago."

"The driver's license test is quite difficult," my dad expressed his understanding. "We are very strict here, and we have never seen subject two that can be passed at one time."

Your son is a one-off.

"No..." Yu Chen'an was even more shy, "I failed my subject."

I think that if you can pass one of the subjects, this level is quite impressive.