Boss, your last name is Y!

When I entered the depths of the peach forest, I realized that there was a large open space in the middle. There was a high platform in the middle of the open space. There was a red drum on the platform, and a round blanket was spread on it. The crowd sat around the high platform and saw many acquaintances. People from several big families came, I raised my hand to Zhang Hangjun, he was sitting behind a horizontal table, I didn't see Zhang Yuxu, I was glad he didn't come, so as not to encounter embarrassment.The girl who led the team in front raised her hand, "Everyone, please go, over there is your position."

As I was walking forward, I looked up, and the first thing I saw was Chi Lian in a red dress sitting on a high pillar with a smirk. There were exclamations from the girls.I immediately looked behind him nervously, and I didn't see the Great Demon King, so I breathed a sigh of relief, but I saw another person, Mo Yegui sitting with Chidi with a blank face, and saw me raise his eyebrows slightly, he How dare you come here!Zhong Liang patted my arm when he passed by, and I whispered, "You guys go there first."

I pursed my lips and my whole body was tense, Yao Guang and Bai Hong behind my back could get out of their sheaths at any time, Chi Di glanced at me and smiled softly, "Why does Li Feng get out of his sheaths, dance banquets are the old rules of the Six Realms, we are just here to cheer "Suddenly I felt someone pulling my robe, and I looked down, "Zhang Yunjin, are you here too?" I nodded, "Little Hades, have you been invited too?" The little Hades in a red bellyband turned his head and pointed back." I came with Muyu."

I asked in surprise, "Can you get out of hell?" Little Hades nodded, and I made a big deal!You didn't say it earlier! "We can only come out by ourselves, we can't bring anyone else, we are here to watch the dance banquet."

I said, "I also came to see the dance banquet."

"Long time no see, I heard that you were struck by lightning again?" I shook my head, "It's just a legend."

"I said why there is such a big strange smell suddenly, it's really unpleasant, why sit with them." Hearing this coquettish voice, I didn't turn my head back, "No one asked you to come, if you dare to go out, you will be blocked about you."

"Zhang Yunjin, what do you mean?" I turned around, "It's not interesting, I think you are ugly." The demon king Xuan Chiyu was wearing a black fox fur coat and leaning on the chair with his legs wide open. He rolled his eyes, "You are so handsome." , as expressionless as a stone, so ugly."

Chi Lian laughed behind my back, "Zhang Xianshou, it seemed that you felt guilty just now?" Xuan Chiyu raised the corners of his mouth, "You and Mozun couldn't tell the truth, but you can still walk the right way, which is also admirable. Are you here today? For a test?"

"Try what?"

Xuan Chiyu spread his hands "Who is the No. 1 in the hearts of thousands of women in the Six Realms?"

I blinked and said, "Don't think about it, it's not that you've been divided up by you, so I'm here for a beauty pageant, so I'm not interested." As I said this, I turned around and prepared to sit down, Chi Lian jokingly said, "Zhang Xianshou, look ahead." I looked up and saw only a dark crowd, Little Hades pulled my robe and pointed me in another direction, "There is a notice there, look at the name that floated on it, I seem to have seen yours." I said proudly, "Wan Years ago, the fairy world collapsed and the human world merged, so they were considered one, so maybe you should choose me."

"Your name appears four times."

Hearing his words, I was a little dazed, Xiao Yan Wang took me a few steps, "Look at the positions of the fairy world, the human world, the underworld, and the demon world, all of which are your name, and soon the god world and the demon world will also come out. Eh, It’s still your name.” He smiled at me, “Muyu is going to tell me your story, so I’ll go back first.” After speaking, he ran away excitedly with his short legs.

tease me!I frowned, turned around and rushed over to grab Chi Lian's collar, "What's the matter?" He shrugged his shoulders, with a drunken look on his face, "I didn't choose it, it was their daughter who visited the people and asked about it. "I took a deep breath, "I think he will beat me to death." Chi Lian laughed loudly, "I can't help it, who made you so prominent."

"It's a good thing he didn't come?"

"yes."

Hearing the voice behind me, I sprayed water on Chi Lian's face, and Chi Lian yelled, "Fuck! I'm burned to death!" I hurriedly took out the gourd at my waist and poured water on his face.

Chi Lian wiped the water from his face, "You fucking scared me sober." Chi Lian respectfully said to me behind me, "Master." He grabbed the back collar and pulled it back.Seeing his face soon, I returned to a deadpan expression, "What's the matter with the demon king, the sword has no eyes, so don't do anything." He showed a hehe smile, and then I was kicked in the ass by him and rushed to the edge of the stage.

He suddenly turned around and pointed at him, "Today, Zhang is going to act for the heavens, eliminate demons and defend the Tao!" Mo Tianxing said lightly, "You can't do anything here." come out.

He asked, "Which tendon is wrong?"

Seeing him walking slowly, I wanted to curl myself up as much as possible, but the high platform behind me completely blocked my retreat.I begged him in a low voice, "I was wrong, give me a chance, and never do that stupid thing again."

"Haven't you done enough stupid things?"

"I'm just obsessed with ghosts, and I promise to be honest in the future. There are so many people, I can't hug my thighs." He stopped in front of me, glanced at me, and turned his head away.

Chi Lian jumped down from the high platform and came over with a smile, "Zhang Xianchang, congratulations, the number one dream lover in the five worlds." I glared at him and grabbed him, "Is it your fault?" It doesn't matter to me, it's useless to find me. Oh, the result is out, the number one dream lover in the Six Realms, congratulations!"

Depend on!what's the situation!The surrounding area is full of chaotic discussions.

I was in a state of ignorance after that, and being in a daze became the norm. Zhong Liang pulled me several times, "Yunjin, don't eat, stop." I put down the fruit in my hand and sat on the chair with a blank expression. The girls and I I couldn't hear a word of what I said, I only knew that there were people dancing on the high platform, and some people invited me, but I was in a daze, watching others come and go.

It's the first time to become an all-male public enemy, and it doesn't feel good.

When I recovered from my daze, I was already blocked by a peach blossom tree by Mo Tianxing and Chi Lian, "Zhang Yunjin has regained his senses, I see you have been wandering all afternoon, what are you thinking?"

I watched Mo Tianxing kneel on the ground with a thud, hugging his thigh, "Who knows what Baidi said is true, so I just said it casually, don't look for me, why don't you look for him, and what else?" Shit dream lover is not what I want, look at you, everyone loves flowers, see flowers blooming, ghosts haunt ghosts, pee pee pee, you see you are handsome and handsome, even if you don't have thousands of people beheading you, you will pass Bainvguan, do you want a woman? I haven’t released it recently, and it’s a bit of a commotion? What do you want? Big (and) breasts, beautiful, fair skin, slender, plump (and) full, gentle , Wild? Fairy? Witch? Enchantress? Goddess? You are the well-deserved No. [-] dream lover in the Six Realms. I have a headache, face pain, back pain, stomach pain, and leg pain. Don't worry about me, lower your realm."

He finished speaking without taking a breath, and no one spoke after finishing speaking.

Chi Lian was the first person to speak after the silence, "Zhang Yunjin, don't say you know me when you go out." I saw Mo Tianxing clenched his fist, and immediately reached out to grab his hand, "Boss, do you have a hand pain? I'll press it for you." After speaking, I got up and walked away two meters away, "Don't worry, what kind of beauties do you want, I know you like big (and) beautiful breasts, I'll go find them right away."

After I finished speaking, I turned around and ran, and a roar came from behind, "Zhang Yunjin, come back!"

Now whoever goes back is a fool, I didn't run ten meters, I was sucked back by a tyrannical force, fell to the ground, and was picked up by Mo Tianxing with red eyes. "I will kill you today." After speaking, he carried me and disappeared into the depths of the peach forest.

I was thrown on the cold ground, and I didn't know where he teleported to. I turned around and watched the big demon king with red eyes slowly approaching, and said with a smirk, "Don't get excited, don't get excited, I'm kind." Suddenly he reached out and grabbed me His leg lifted me upside down and slapped my butt a few times. I whimpered and begged for mercy.Depend on!My dad never hit me!

After a dozen strokes in a row, he left me, and I sat on the ground moaning, and he pushed my head hard, "I don't have a brain, I insist on hitting you."

I curled my lips and said pitifully, "It's a holiday today, and you still hit me."

"You say yourself whether you should fight."

"It's not your fault."

Seeing him raise his hand, I immediately hugged my head, "I won't say it anymore."

Holding his buttocks and getting up, he grinned and asked, "Where is this place?" He suddenly turned around and said, "Small." I hummed in confusion, and stared at me coldly with red pupils.

"Why become smaller?" Although he didn't explain to me, I turned myself into a toddler as he said. He covered his eyes with black, hugged me, "don't move around." Then he walked out of the dark alley .

Unexpectedly, he brought me to the most prosperous commercial street in Xiandu. At first, I was quite nervous and didn't know what he wanted to do. Later, I found out that he was just walking around. Although he was handsome, he had a child in his arms, so no one was there I approached him to strike up a conversation, and those peddlers thought I was his son, and walked to the corner of the street, and he stopped in front of an old woman's stall, and put me down, the old woman looked up at me with a kind smile, "Little baby Blessed." He reached out and picked up a string of silver rings with bells on the old woman's table, and the old woman took a look, "This is the lock bell, if you lock it, you won't run away. May you be healthy, safe and live a long life." It's just an ordinary safety bracelet, but he didn't expect him to pay for it after looking at it for a while.

At night, when the fireworks were set off, the sky was colorful and the city was illuminated brightly. He carried me to the city wall, found a place where there were few people, and put me down to look at the little silver bracelet in his hand.

I looked at the bracelet in his hand and asked, "What's wrong with this bracelet?" He looked back and shook his head, raised my arm, put it on my wrist, shook it, and took it off again, as if he remembered something and put it on me again. , then press firmly with your hands.

Then he said without thinking, "Someone hugged me before."

I was slightly taken aback and asked, "When were you young?"

"Ah."

"Zhang Yunjin, why do you do everything so strangely, don't you think it's embarrassing?"

"It's a bit embarrassing, I admit."

"Zhang Yunjin, do you hate me?"