Picking up a greedy snake [Liao Zhai]

Zhu Erdan went home dejectedly.

Seeing that Zhu Erdan looked like an eggplant beaten by frost, his wife Xu hurriedly followed behind him, and asked softly, "What's wrong with Mr. Xiang today? Could it be that he was bullied again outside?"

Zhu Erdan was so pouted that he could tie his head on a donkey. He sat on the bed, wrapped his arms around his wife's waist, and buried his head in his wife's chest coquettishly. , all look down on me."

Xu stretched out her hand to stroke Zhu Erdan's hair, smiled virtuously, and said, "What do you have to do to be so smart, I just want my husband to accompany me to live a good life, and don't dream of getting promoted and getting rich."

Zhu Erdan pulled Xu to sit beside him, and looked at his wife with emotion and affection.

Xu was born with a plump and graceful figure, but his face is not very good-looking.Small round eyes that are as big as sesame seeds, thick and thick splayed eyebrows, the tip of the nose is turned up, and two big nostrils can be seen clearly from the front.

Zhu Erdan was moved by Xu's words just now, and couldn't help holding up that face and wanted to kiss him, but he didn't move his mouth halfway, and let him go.

"Sanggong..." Mrs. Xu lowered her head shyly.

Looking at Mrs. Xu, Zhu Erdan lamented how lucky he was to have married a virtuous and kind-hearted daughter-in-law, and at the same time had some subtle thoughts in his heart.He began to think in his heart that it would be great if his wife was born more beautiful.

After thinking about it, he automatically replaced Xu's into another face, with peach cheeks and apricot face, with affectionate brows and eyes... He raised his head and smiled foolishly, with a few drops of saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth.

"Pfft, Mr., what's wrong with you?" Xu Shi hid his face and smiled amused by Zhu Erdan's expression, and quickly took out his handkerchief to wipe off the dripping saliva.

Zhu Erdan came back to his senses, pulled Xu Shi up, and began to push her out: "Oh, I'm in a bad mood today, so don't bother me, let me be quiet."

Xu had no choice but to be pushed out of the door by him.

Zhu Erdan closed the door, pretended to walk around the room twice with his hands behind his back, and sighed, thinking that he was not born at the right time, and that he was underappreciated for his talent.

He sat down at the desk, picked up a pen and wanted to write an article, but frowned and thought for a long time, before he could write a single word, he began to bite the brush on his chin in a daze.

At this time, a gust of wind blew through, and the window was blown open with a "hula la".Just as Zhu Erdan was about to get up to close the window, he saw a mass of red light descending into the room, turning into a tall and fierce man.

"Master Judge!" Zhu Erdan excitedly greeted this person when he saw him.

Lu Pan's face turned into a flower with a smile. He licked his lips and said, "Brother Erdan, I'm coming to your house for a drink again!"

Zhu Erdan responded enthusiastically, and quickly brought out a jar of fine wine and poured it for Lu Pan.

Lu Ban drank the wine to his heart's content, hiccupped, and a faint blush appeared on his dark face.He saw that Zhu Erdan was sitting on the side absent-mindedly, as if he had something on his mind, so he asked: "Brother Erdan, why are you not very interested today, but what happened?"

"Oh, not at all." Zhu Erdan showed a concealed expression on his face.

"Is there anything you can't tell my brother?" Lu Pan patted the table and said boldly, "If you have something to say, I will try my best to help you."

"Oh, you can't help me with this matter," Zhu Erdan frowned and shook his hands, "To tell you the truth, I was ridiculed by my group of friends again today, and they all said I was stupid."

"Your friends are really outrageous, let me teach them a lesson for you." Lu Pan took another sip of wine, threw the glass on the table and stood up.

"Hey, don't," Zhu Erdan quickly grabbed Lu Pan, "They are all brothers who have known me for many years, so I am not willing to teach them a lesson."

Lu Juan pondered for a moment, then asked, "Then how do you want me to help you?"

Zhu Erdan rolled his eyes, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, he rustled out a stack of papers, put them on the table, and said to Lu Juan: "Master Judge, come and see how my article is written."

Lu Juan picked up the stack of papers with a smile, but after reading Zhu Erdan's article, his smile gradually froze, and finally froze into a dignified and serious expression.

He sighed, slapped the stack of papers on the table, shook his head and said, "It's just nonsense!"

Zhu Erdan said with a sad face: "They all said the same. Forget it, it seems that you really can't help me. I am stupid, so I can't blame others."

Lu Pan scratched the back of his head a little irritably, and said, "Don't say that, brother, I will definitely find a way to help you!"

After finishing speaking, he patted his forehead and disappeared into a ball of red light.

Zhu Erdan stared blankly at the place where Lu Juan disappeared, and said with a wry smile: "Master Judge is really a good man, but how can he help me? He's just deceiving me."

He sat at the wine table and drank a few more glasses, and he felt dizzy after a while.Taking advantage of the alcohol, he fell headlong on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

At night, the windows were blown open by a gust of wind, and something slowly landed in the house.

Lu Pan looked at the foul-smelling thing in his hand, covered his mouth and snickered.

This exquisite heart with seven apertures was specially taken from the underworld by him.This heart has been soaked in a pottery urn, and it has been placed in the underworld for hundreds of years, but it seems to be of no use.It is said that people who put on this heart can become extremely smart.

Lu Juan had just heard Zhu Erdan's cry to him, and he thought that he would just give his brother this heart instead of doing nothing.

He sat beside Zhu Erdan's bed, looked at Zhu Erdan's silly sleeping appearance, and said with a soft smile, "Look, brother, I'm so mean. When you win the Jinshi, don't forget to buy me a drink! Hahahaha."

After finishing speaking, he took out a gleaming golden dagger from his sleeve, and gently cut open Zhu Erdan's skirt, revealing a white chest.

Lu Panlue cast a spell to make Zhu Erdan fall into a deeper sleep.Then, sliding the dagger, it cut open Zhu Erdan's chest.

The beating red heart in the chest looked very energetic.Lu Pan gently took out the heart and threw it into the bamboo basket he carried with him.Then, he put the exquisite heart with seven apertures that he brought into Zhu Erdan's chest cavity.

Seeing the new heart beating again, Lu Juan exhaled and wiped the sweat from his forehead contentedly.

He looked at the original heart in the bamboo basket, and then at the Qiqiaolinglong heart in Zhu Erdan's chest, suddenly felt that the color of the Qiqiaolinglong heart seemed to be more purple-black, while the original heart was like fresh blood red.

Moreover, he always felt that this heart stinks too much. Although human internal organs have a somewhat fishy smell, but just now he carried the heart all the way, and almost passed out from the stench it emitted.

However, Lu Juan didn't think too much about it.In his opinion, by changing his brother's heart and making him smarter, his goal has been achieved.

He then sewed up Jurdan's ribcage, gave him one last look, took the old heart in his hand, and walked away whistling easily.