Miss EASY

"What's so great?" Yi Xin said in a disdainful tone, "As far as your major is concerned, technology and knowledge are updated too fast, and the teaching knowledge in school can't keep up with the requirements of enterprises. After graduation, if you want to get a high-paying job, Without half a year to one year of off-campus training, it is impossible to achieve. The studio is a training institution in disguise, with strong practicality. Anyway, I don’t want you to make money. I feel that you have entered it. It's good for you, that's why I recommend you to Souvenir."

I pondered for a while, then looked at the young lady beside me, who also turned her head to look at me and smiled.

"Can I go?"

"If it's good for you, then I support you unconditionally."

Yi Xin flipped through the test paper I submitted, "Maybe I have to sleep in the studio often."

"There are still many opportunities to practice! We don't need to fight for this time!"

I raised my index finger and pressed my sister's lips, "Honey, the first answer will work."

The little sister took off my index finger, passed through her red lips, and came between her two rows of teeth.

I swallowed my throat, "Actually, you can use correction fluid to erase the answer."

Yi Xin rolled the whole stack of test papers into a super thick paper tube and knocked it on my head, "Don't compromise for the love of your children, you should choose the most practical path."

No matter what she said, I couldn't hear it anymore, my head was buzzing, and the sky was full of little stars.

Yi Xi held my head in her arms and rubbed it, "Eh? Don't hit her every now and then."

I felt relieved physically and mentally.

"Do I need to ask for your consent to hit her?"

"Don't you need it?"

"Sister, you have lost your IQ because of your children's affection."

"..." Yi Xi's voice was almost as thin as a mosquito.

I felt that I had slowed down, I shook my head, "What did you say?"

Yi Xi cried on my neck, "I have an IQ..."

Alas, what can I do, I am also very desperate.I comforted Yi Xi, "I know, I know."

To show respect, I first asked Yixi for his opinion.But in fact, I made up my mind in my heart that in order to gain more bargaining chips, it is necessary to pay now.

Am I hypocritical? ?No, no, if Yi Xi firmly objects, I might not go.After all, I also fought for chips to stand firm by her side.But it is impossible for Yi Xi to object firmly, she always pretends to be confused, she knows more about the truth than I do, it depends on whether she is interested in talking about it.In order to dispel my doubts last time, Little Apple’s theory of equivalent complementarity came out.So she just has a heavy heart for love, thinking about romantic love stories with all her heart.She is definitely not an unreasonable woman!

"Scumbag! I hate you guys!" The young lady slammed the door shut.

My forehead is a little cold.Yi Xin squinted at me for a while, then said to me in a leisurely tone, "Let's go, she's already angry anyway."

"Is it still useful for me to coax her now?" I asked her while grabbing the handle of the outer door.

"Anyway, I'm already angry, let's coax after talking about the studio."

"It makes sense, it's more...hey, slow down!" Yi Xin grabbed my arm and walked away.

I met a person downstairs who wanted to roll his eyes, "Is your company bankrupt? You, the general manager, come here every day."

Lu Chengfeng handed me the BMW car keys, "I see you are going out, so you just have this."

I really wanted to sigh, he gave me this key, I threw it back, he gave it to me, I threw it back, I don’t know how many times this happened.

I scratched the key with my thumb and forefinger, "Why are you being so nice to me? I don't want to go home with you. You have such leisure, why don't you go and chase your wife back? How long has it been, you My wife is still hanging out."

Lu Chengfeng touched his nose, and he felt a little bit wrong when he mentioned this matter. "I really don't get along with her. I've tried everything. I know it's an asshole to say that. I still hope she finds happiness."

Before my "tsk tsk tsk" came out, he said again, "I think she likes you very much, I can feel it, or I divorce her, you and..." Seeing me looking for bricks, Lu Chengfeng Run faster than a rabbit.

I threw the brick back into the sand, "I've never seen such a person!"

"Good job Su Shuang!" My dad applauded upstairs, watching me glaring at him, and retracting his head back into the window.

Filled with righteous indignation, I said to Yi Xin, "He actually wants to trade his wife and me for his girlfriend. Do you think I will bring a knife with me next time I go out to save him the time of looking for bricks and let him run away."

A fruit knife with a sheath fell in front of me. I looked up at the window, and my dad was peeking at me from behind the curtain.

I picked up the fruit knife and put it in my carry-on bag.I put Yi Xin's shoulders on my shoulders and walked away, "Sometimes I want to be a pure orphan, and it would be best if I didn't even have my father."

Stopping and walking, walking for four or ten minutes, Yi Xin told me for the first time when I asked "Oh, why haven't I arrived yet?", "It will be there soon."

That's the way it is. Only a concise answer can be called a convincing answer, so I especially believe in Yi Xin.

At the same time, I couldn't help but doubt Yi Xin. The reality is that I didn't see any office buildings, but only single dog apartments, which are full of boys' underwear, male dog apartments.In my imagination, the studio should be in a towering office building.Let alone tall, there are no low ones.I suspect that in order to "train" me, Yi Xin has become so frantic that he wants to sell me at a super low price.

Ji Xueba asked me, "What are you looking at?"

I thought about it, and typed the four words "I want to go home" on the keyboard.

Before I could hit the full stop, Yi Xin covered the notebook, with my fingers still stuck in it.

"Why back!? Is this the place where you can come and go whenever you want!?"

I want to call my sister...

"I told you, choose the most practical path, and don't shrink back when you see difficulties."

"but……"

"It's been seven years. My sister lived in that broken house for seven years. How many more years do you want her to live in?"

"Not very..."

"Now you, how can He De be worthy of her dedication? How can He De be worthy of her no hesitation?"

"I decided to stay."

Yi Xin clapped his hands, and the "meeting room" fell silent, "What do you all want to eat at noon, I will treat you."

The Mediterranean is called Aihu, and the cervical spine is called Kejie. They said, "The stewed pork rice here is delicious!"

Mr. Zheng, who came over at lunch time, put down his thick professional book. Because of the thickness, the movement of putting it down caused a layer of gray waves.

Isn't this a typical "straight male cancer dormitory"?Do I have to work part-time as a sanitation housekeeper in the future, bastard? !

The jerk looked at me, "Your eyes tell me you're sad?"

"There is no boss." I rested my chin on the edge of the table, "I would like to apply for Kobe beef tenderloin to boost the team spirit."

The boss didn't say anything yet, Ji Xueba, who was about to say something, retracted his hand.Our teacher rushed to say, "I'm the oldest, and I'm your teacher. It's better for me to invite you. Alright, Xiaoxin, don't be too polite."

"National treasure, were you the emperor's most beloved princess in your previous life? You can eat such an expensive beef tenderloin!"

After the meal, everyone used toothpicks to insert fruit to eat. After our teacher paid the bill, he whispered this in my ear when he came back.

Things have changed, what can I do?I could only break off half of the oranges and give them to him, "I asked the boss to invite them from the beginning. If anyone asked the teacher to rush to pay, I said I would eat from the boss."

"I'm going to the business department and the consumer association to sue them! What kind of beef is sold for [-] yuan a piece? Hasn't the country banned the import of beef from Japan long ago? They must be selling fakes!"

"Shhhhhhh!" I stuffed the orange into the teacher's mouth, it was too noisy. "Teacher, classmate Xiaoxin is looking at you."

"Hmm..." The teacher swallowed the orange with all his might, "Hey, what, I'll tell you that if you still want to eat, order a few more, don't be polite to the teacher."

"Waiter!" Ai Hu and Ke Jie immediately shrank their heads under the table as soon as the teacher slapped his eyes, "Add some more watermelon juice, thank you."

The entire studio, including Yi Xin, has a total of 5 students and 1 teacher.Yi Xin is our capital injector, to put it bluntly, our boss.She is also responsible for pulling practical projects with teachers.I don't understand why she wants to invest in us. Their family is engaged in foreign trade business. She just needs to learn financial management like Yi Xi. Why invest in our website construction? It's still a bunch of rabble who haven't graduated.No matter what I say, she is also her 'sister-in-law'. Yi Xi has already posted the label of 'people are stupid and money comes quickly', and there is another Yi Xin, what's the matter?I am very worried about my father-in-law.

I pulled Yi Xin into the bathroom, "Why do you want to invest in us?"

"It's not much money, just a rented house and office supplies."

"No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat. If it's for me..."

Yi Xin interrupted me, "Don't worry about it, I'm doing it for myself. I'm going to help my sister in my senior year. I want to see how capable I am, whether I can manage the staff well, and whether I can bring you out. .”

"So pure? Then why do you have to invest in our computer science major? It's not for me, it's... for souvenirs?"

"How far have you guys developed?!"

Yi Xin broke away from my hand grabbing her clothes, "What are you doing?"

"I want to see if there are any hickeys."

"Get out!" Yi Xin kicked over...

At night, I lay on my little sister's body, buried her neck and cried.Tears fell down her collarbone socket.

The little sister put her arms around me and comforted me softly. As soon as she put her arms around me, I cried even harder.I pulled the bruises on my arms and knees to show her, and the young lady's eyes widened.

The young lady gritted her teeth and said to Yi Xin, "Why are you abusing her?!"

Yi Xin took a look at both of us, and I was still on Miss Sister.Yi Xin picked up a Pippi shrimp, peeled it and handed it to my bowl.

"I didn't do it on purpose. When I kicked her, the soles of her feet slipped..."

"So why are you kicking her!" The little sister kept rubbing my arms and knees while glaring at Yi Xin.

Yi Xin was a little annoyed, and opened his mouth to refute, "She...she..." She didn't say anything for a long time.

Isn't it just to turn over her collar to check for hickeys?I'm not doing it for her good!She has the nerve to kick me like this? !

Anyway, I have been with her for seven years, even if she has never loved me, she has "loved" me.For a keepsake...

Is friendship still priceless?There is no humanity in the opposite sex!I stuck out my tongue "slightly slightly" towards Yi Xin.

Yi Xin smashed a Shandong steamed bun over.That's what I bought on the way back.I wanted to tell my little sister to taste the local specialties, but the big steamed buns flew towards my face, fell to the ground and rolled twice, and now I couldn't eat it at all.

I just bought one and wanted to share it with my young lady. After the steamed bun was dirty, I wanted to cry even more.I grabbed Yi Xi's lapel, "Mum, Yi Xin, she bullied me."

The little sister was looking for a feather duster everywhere, but there was nothing in the house. After she borrowed it from my dad, Yi Xin had already run away with dry food.

The young lady sat down and touched my head, put the feather duster aside, I glanced at the feather duster, and ate my Pipi shrimp calmly.

"Are you really going to hit her? Didn't you never hit her since you were a child?"

The young lady brought her head up with a smile, pecked at the corner of my mouth, and began to peel the shells of the shrimp with her slender fingers.

"Aren't I angry with her then? I probably won't really hit her. I'm just going to take her down first." The young lady threw the glistening shrimp meat into my spoon, "Are you going to live there tomorrow?"

I held the spoon in my mouth, "Hmm." I lowered my head and peeled off the seal of the wet wipe, took out a wet wipe and handed it to her.

After the young lady wiped her hands, she hugged me directly to sit on her lap, "Then I'll go and see with you tomorrow, and help you tidy up the bed."

In front of Yi Xin, I was ashamed to act like a baby.Yi Xin ran away, and I couldn't sit still on the young lady's lap.

I didn't think so much when I filed the complaint, but now I think about it. "No need, it's dusty and smoky."

The little sister lifted me from my knees back to my thighs, and pressed me back to the original position. "Why are you running? You don't have to pay me for using me to beat Yi Xin?"

I lifted my waist a little, and took out two green photos of Grandpa Mao from my back pocket. Yixi looked at me like a ghost.

I twisted my fingers, and had to take out another handful of coins from my front pocket, and dumped them on the table with a bang.

"That's all?" I looked at Yi Xi and blinked aggrievedly.

Yi Xi didn't come up in one breath, "I'm going to be pissed off by you!"

As soon as she finished speaking, my tongue slipped into her mouth, and I smiled embarrassedly. "I'm just kidding you."

"Are you comfortable now?"

The young lady also laughed, and supported my head, "Not enough."

The author has something to say: Spoiler: Lao Shen will have a camera tomorrow.