Miss EASY

After Christmas, there are not many days left for the winter vacation.According to the practice of previous years, I will go to work during the winter vacation.Short-term jobs during the winter and summer vacations are particularly difficult to find, and compared to summer vacations, winter vacations are pitifully short, making winter vacation jobs even more difficult to find.I'm still hesitating whether to forget this year or not, and just follow Yi Xin and Ji Xueba, goodgoodstudy, daydayup. They research and explore the debate competition, and I will get professional knowledge.The young lady told me - a great victory in the northern hemisphere!She is ready to return to the southern hemisphere with her class teacher!

Speaking of this, I have to criticize her. Geographically, China belongs to the north of the equator. It is obviously the northern hemisphere, but it is called the southern hemisphere.

I guess it was influenced by the politics of foreigners. She received foreign education when she was a child.In the early years, most of the developed countries were in the northern hemisphere, so they attributed the backward countries to the southern hemisphere on their own initiative.In terms of China's political status at that time, it naturally belongs to the Southern School series.

I asked the young lady, "Do you understand?"

The young lady seemed a little unhappy, and slowly fell silent.

I wonder if my tone is not very good?But I have always said it very peacefully.

Or is she sticking to her own cognition and can't accept my order to set things right?

"You can't get too close to Yi Xin, you smell like her when you speak now."

It's crazy.

I laughed until I bent over, "Okay, okay, when you come back, I will be three hundred miles away from her."

What kind of job do I still have during the 20-plus days of vacation?The empresses of the main palace have returned triumphantly, so I'm going to kneel in front of the imperial court to welcome them.

The eve of the winter vacation, that is, the eve of the New Year's Eve.I feel that even the air is much 'hot', full of the harmonious and warm smell of firecrackers.There are people coming and going on campus, and everyone has a joyful look on their faces that they are going home for the holidays.Speaking of the traditional Chinese Spring Festival, if I follow the traditional way of counting my age, I will be 20 years old after this year.

Thinking about it, I was a little excited, and I excitedly announced to my little sister, "After this year, I will officially enter the age that begins with the word two!"

At the other end of the video, the young lady smiled arrogantly.Yes, proud!It seems to be spreading some incredible life experience.

She sat up lazily, "This is not something to be happy about, my little lady."

I tuck my chin in my scarf, an accessory I can't live without in winter.I especially love wearing a bright scarf on dark winter days.My mom and I both love it, we have a photo of the two of us together, the only photo of her together, in this outfit.At that time, I was already in her womb, almost giving birth, and she smiled very, very gently.

While staring at the young lady, I said in a low voice, "Don't call me little lady, I agreed to you on the spur of the moment, but I haven't made up my mind yet."

"Huh?" The little sister was slightly surprised at first, and then smiled helplessly, "But I have already made an agreement with Santa Claus, you must marry me, and you can't go back on your word."

"You will be 26 after the end of your life, so much older than me." I looked at her with a bit of disgust.

The little sister had a deflated expression on her face, "Why does China have such a thing as false age? My real age is 25!"

I almost let her take me there, and I came to my senses, "Don't change the concept, according to your actual age, you are also six years older than me."

The young lady looked at her watch, "Do you have any presents you want? I still have four hours before boarding the plane."

When she raised her hand, the brand-name bag that was changed almost every day swung past me again.

I waved my hand lazily, "Forget it, it's troublesome to check your own luggage, so I won't add weight to you."

The two chatted with each other.It's time for Miss Sister to go out to the airport.Her foreign driver had already moved several suitcases downstairs for her, and came upstairs to urge her.The young lady blinked her crooked eyes at the video, and blew a kiss to me, "Miss, in a dozen hours or so, I'll be back in the city where I lived with you."

I laughed and cursed in a low voice, "Go to your little wife."

That being said, the little lady got up the next day and dressed up.It is said that a girl my age has the most authentic collagen on her face.I still put on some light makeup and wore inconspicuous clothes. I found a light yellow low-neck sweater and wore a pair of jeans that can outline curves.He tidied up his hairstyle a little more properly, put on a fiery red scarf, stepped on the white shoes that are more popular at the moment, and just wandered out like this.

It was fine in the small classroom, but after I switched to the big T class, a stubborn person handed me a small note again.I was in a better mood, and I politely declined him.Maybe it was because I was more tactful than usual, so he was a little bolder.During lunch time, I followed me all the way to the school gate.I looked back at him firmly. He kept a meter away from me, holding a bouquet of flowers, and pursed his lips at me silly.In the long-term practical struggle, he also knew my combat effectiveness and dared not approach me easily.

I flicked the scarf around my neck and stuck my hands in the back pockets of my jeans.

"I told you I don't like you."

"How do you know if you don't try?"

"You can see it with your eyes."

"I'm really handsome. It's our school, the ratio of male to female is quite out of balance, so my handsomeness is not so obvious."

"It's not about looks."

She put her hand on my shoulder, "It's the wrong gender."

From a distance, I saw her wearing a small black silk suit, white wide-leg trousers, stepping on a pair of red high-heeled shoes that were more than ten centimeters tall, holding a black umbrella in her hand, and walking towards me with a smile in her eyes.

An elegant and casual atmosphere for business people.

Today is the sun, the sun in the winter, the sun with a weak sense of existence, so I still need to open an umbrella.All I could do was roll my eyes at her.

As a result, when she put her hand on my shoulder, I didn't dismiss it immediately.

She continued while the iron was hot, "Not only is your gender wrong, but the timing is also wrong. I'm her girlfriend, and I'm going to take her to dinner."

Hey!She's so cheeky.

When I walked three or four meters away, I threw away her hand.

"Don't you have any other girls to chase after? It's almost Chinese New Year, let me live."

Her complexion was not as good as usual, her complexion was morbidly pale due to lack of sun exposure, she held her abdomen strangely with one hand, and just like that, she still smiled at me very charmingly.

"Consume it...don't even think about it."

Be a demon!

I can feel that she is holding on, she looks like she has no strength, and she wants to run in front of me to breathe her last breath.I don't know what the picture is, if it is very uncomfortable, shouldn't you go home and lie down?Still thinking about picking up girls.I don't know whether to praise her for her great perseverance, or if she doesn't act like a monster, she won't be strong.

I softened my voice, "If you are sick, you need to see a doctor, and you need to have a healthy body to pick up girls."

It is rare for her to curl her mouth, "Oh? Worried that I will die?"

"Yes! Do you want to trouble me to take you to the hospital?"

She threw herself on me with all her heart, "I've said it all, you are my medicine."

It's Chinese New Year, so I don't care about patients.If she didn't jump on me, I might have to carry her on my back.I thought, forget it.

"No, your driver didn't come today?"

"I came straight from the airport."

"Then you have to take a taxi! If you put this focus on your career, you would already be in the top [-]."

"The top [-] are so easy to mess with? In the online game industry, how can they compete with monopolistic state-owned enterprises."

"Aren't you feeling bad?"

"Uncomfortable..."

"Well, I really don't mind." Another came straight from the airport.

The one who is used to talking about him from left to right, talking about him, and playing the trick of knowingly pretending to be confused—Miss Yi Xi.

Wearing a light-colored silk dress, a windbreaker of the same color, a silk scarf around her neck, and a new Dior bag, with long straight hair hanging down—Miss Yi Xi.

The 15-hour direct line, plus the traffic jam on the road, told me that I will arrive in the evening—Miss Yixi.

Why did you come back early?Why did you come back early! ?

He also graciously opened the car door for us.

No, no, not really don't mind.

Only when Miss Yi Xi really minds will she say, "Oh, I really don't mind."

I was just shocked at first, but after hearing her "signature", my whole body burned.

There is a shamisen real fire behind my buttocks, which makes me want to jump into the sky and escape.

"Didn't you come back in the evening?"

"Oh, you're not allowed to come back early? Did I get in your way by coming back early?"

Did you see it?Did you see it?When did she use such a tone?

I swallowed sharply, I didn't feel guilty at first, but she was choked up with a single sentence.

"This one is not feeling well! I'm going to take her to the hospital." After finishing speaking, she wiped off the sweat on her brow.

"I've said I don't mind, let's get in the car." He looked calm and behaved generously, with an elegant and peaceful attitude.

I really don't mind, that's fine.

"Little cutie, your girlfriend?"

"Yes, yes, my girlfriend."

Yi Xi twitched the corners of his mouth with a half-smile, "Cutie?"

Yi Xi nodded seriously, "It's quite cute, haha."

I felt like throwing up with excitement.

"Why are you uncomfortable?" I pushed her head away with a bit of disgust.

Yixi sat in front with the driver, and I sat in the back with her.The layout is not decided by me alone, she is uncomfortable, and if I want to take the passenger seat, she has to sleep on Yixi.She said it was uncomfortable to sit by the window, so she leaned on me.I was uncomfortable with her, so I pushed her head away.I pushed, she leaned, I pushed, she said she felt sick...then lean.

"Old problem, a little gastroptosis."

"Then why don't you take good care of it and run around?"

"I've been on a business trip for several days, don't you think of me like I miss you?"

I stared at Yi Xi's profile, "I don't want to."

"I miss you."

Yi Xi turned around and was facing me.The co-pilot turned around and could only see me.

It is precisely because she can only see me that she no longer deliberately controls her emotions, and writes all her unhappiness on her face.

She looked at me angrily, didn't say anything, just waited for me in a muffled voice, as if waiting for me to give her an explanation.

I looked at her face that lost her elegance and peace, and thought to myself, what a girl, it made me so angry.

The question is, what's going on with this call today?I'm kind of scratching my head.For a while, I couldn't think of a good explanation. Can I tell Yi Xi that the other party is a dog skin plaster and brown sugar in front of the patient?

"What do you call your friend?" Yi Xi held back and spoke.

"My name is Shen Yan, how about you?"

"Yixi."

"Hello."

"Hello."

I regained my composure and asked her calmly, "What's heavy? What's the color?"

Shen Yan clutched her belly. My question made her laugh angrily, "Tell me, what kind of Shen is a Chinese surnamed Shen? Shen from Shenyang! Yan from a confidante!"

"Open an online game company?"

Shen Yan simply took out a business card and gave it to me, "I'm not feeling well, you can see for yourself."

I took the business card and read it almost word by word.

At that moment, my heart sank, she was Shen Yan.

The author has something to say:

Alas, I really don't mind not having irrigation and collection.

Really, don't mind.

Let me tell the truth, sir, I need your irrigation and collection.

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