Miss EASY

The big wedding ceremony of Sister Qidian and Miss Shu was well known to the passers-by, and it caused a lot of noise in the city.

When a woman marries a woman, they are not the first couple in X City. The first female-female marriage in X City should be Ms. Le and Ms. Du.

But Sister Qidian is a public figure, what public figures need most is attention, and what they fear most is also attention.

Just coming out of the closet is enough to arouse fierce public opinion, not to mention that she got married as soon as she came up, not to mention the headlines on the front page, and it exploded on Weibo.

Logically speaking, even if she was blown into blood mist, into pieces, into a ball of flames—what does it matter to me, my ex?

But because it is my ex, and she is also very kind to me, so I can't forcefully ignore those 'shocking' comments on the Internet.

When I was having a good time, Yi Xin said lazily and lightly, "Stupid Muggles, don't think about things that have disappeared."

"Disappeared?" I looked up at Yi Xin in disbelief, "But she's still alive!"

"You should die in your heart."

"..."

The young lady came out with washed fresh fruits, strawberries, bananas, lychees, longan, sand pears...

I feel that the fruit plate should be quite heavy.

I raised my hand, ready to take the fruit plate in her hand.

The little sister didn't let go, her ears were still a little red, "Huh?"

I quickly let go and scratched my ears, shameless!

I just stuck her finger, why is she so full of spring |

"You two have a problem." Yi Xin said concisely, with correct words and a calm expression.

"Crazy!" I couldn't help brushing the broken hair on my sideburns.

Yi Xin exposed me mercilessly, "I know, you are in a relationship with my sister."

I stopped for a while and didn't answer, the pig teammate turned his head slightly with a blushing face.

"And," Yi Xin stared at the young lady through his glasses, "my sister is serious about you."

I didn't dare to say a word, I didn't even dare to breathe, I waited a little anxiously for Xueba's next statement.

"Did I say that?" Yi Xin took off his glasses and rubbed his nose, "I don't want a niece as big as you."

"??"

"I'll complete the second half of the sentence now. I don't want you to be so young...Which one of you will attack and the other will suffer?"

In response, I raised my left finger and pointed at the young lady, and said with a piece of banana in my mouth, "She."

The young lady ate the remaining half of the banana, threw away the peel, and nodded boldly, "Me."

"I'll complete the second half of the sentence now. I don't want you to be so young... My brother's wife is called sister-in-law, so what is my sister's wife called?" Xueba got stuck again.

Knowing astronomy and geography at the top, humanities and history at the bottom, familiar with philosophical classics, and familiar with ancient and modern theory, Yi Xin, who is both a top scholar and a Virgo, slammed the bedroom door shut.

Xueba's focus is different from that of ordinary people.

"Will she still talk to me after she thinks about this problem clearly?" I asked the young lady with wide eyes.

The young lady poked a strawberry with a toothpick and handed it to my mouth, "Do you think there is a solution to this problem?"

"That's right." I laughed.

"Cough, stop feeding, I'm going to vomit if I feed it again." I looked at the young lady and touched my stomach, "Aren't you going to eat it yourself?"

"Eat, but you have to feed me." The young lady handed me the fruit plate, and I held it honestly. On my lap.

When everything was ready, he stared straight at me with his eyes.

In some respects, Miss Sister is really a person who enjoys, and even more so, a person who will not treat herself badly.

While feeding my little sister to eat fruit, I put Ji Xueba's notes on the armrest and read them with great interest.

Ji Xueba's notes are neat and coherent, with clear markings, but they are too concise, and he only reminds him of many contents.This kind of notes that the non-original author does not understand, it is impossible not to ask him for advice.

After applying to add Ji Xueba's WeChat account, I put the notes aside and wanted to concentrate on feeding the young lady fruit, but I didn't expect that I would reply in seconds.

So I picked up the mobile phone again, and the young lady was looking at the documents in her hand, turning her head to glance at the TV screen from time to time, and the Internet station was broadcasting the recent market interpretation of stock market news.

"The recent stock market prices have risen to varying degrees, and transactions are very active. Compared with the same period last year..."

Ji Xueba, "Then who, are you familiar with Yi Xin?"

Then who, there is a feeling of being humiliated.

Then who, "depends on what you want to know."

Ji Xueba, "Yixin's phone number."

Then who said, "If you pay, you will be rewarded, otherwise don't think about it."

Ji Xueba, "Can't you understand the notes?"

Then who, "The area reaches about 70.00%."

Ji Xueba, "You give me Yi Xin's mobile phone number, and I will organize a copy of the fool's notes for you."

Then who said, "...it's not that bad, okay, but you give me the notes first, and I'll tell you Yi Xin's phone number."

Ji Xueba, "Come and find me in the library tomorrow night."

I temporarily put away my phone and took out the book I borrowed in the library today. I just turned to two-thirds of the bookmarked pages and read one page when there was a knock on the door outside.

The half-closed door was pushed open by my dad, and a bouquet of red roses came in with his sneaky head.

"Hi, Yixi."

My dad is wearing a white shirt and black suit today. The suit is open, revealing the blue sky and white clouds inside. The shirt pattern of the Potala Palace looks casual and fashionable.

Seeing my dad coming in, I felt a little unnatural, and scraped under the tip of my nose with my index finger. The young lady also sat up with support, stroked her long hair, and sat next to me.

My dad poked the flowers in front of Yi Xi's eyes, and said with a smile, "Flowers for beauty, here you are."

Yi Xi shook her head with a smile, and politely refused, "I have someone I like, and I'm with her, so I really can't ask for your flowers."

"It's okay." My dad didn't seem annoyed at all, and he laughed and teased Yixi, "Anyway, the longest relationship you have ever had is no longer than two months. I am more sincere than them anyway. I can wait you."

Yi Xi stopped laughing, and said in a serious tone, "But it's been more than three months this time, and I'm serious!"

After finishing speaking, he glanced at me inadvertently, as if to say, what kind of garlic is he pretending to be?speak up!

Pretending to be Suan, he coughed quickly, afraid that Yi Xi would betray me when he became angry. At that time, my dad also took a look at me, and the look in his eyes clearly conveyed - are you dead, the number one assist?Hurry up!

What kind of garlic and the number one assist... I really can't hold my head up.

I really want to spend this night safely with my face hidden.

I had no choice but to change the subject, "Yi Xin seems to be in love."

The little sister turned her head to look at me, her expression was surprised and a little happy, "Is it true?"

When she was talking, she was so close to my ear, I always had the feeling that she was deliberately mopping her up, but was it my illusion?

I nodded.

A look of fear immediately appeared on my dad's face, and he felt as shocked as seeing aliens invade the earth.

After a while, he finally moved his lips and asked me in a low voice, "Why did she join us? Didn't she always say that falling in love is not a job well done, playing with things and losing one's mind, strange...what the hell?"

"Fantastic skills and obscene ingenuity." I added.

"That's right," the literary youth scratched his head in embarrassment, "Then why did you figure it out again?"

She didn't figure it out, but I was forced to use her as a shield as a last resort.

I was trying to find a suitable way to explain it away, but I couldn't think of one, so I had to bring out the physiological needs, "Physical needs awakened her."

My dad opened his mouth and wanted to ask something, when a weird 'click' sound suddenly sounded.

With sharp ears, we immediately changed the subject in a tacit understanding.

My dad rubbed his palms and said, "Well, it's getting late, let's go back to sleep."

Said let's go back to sleep, and before I could react, I ran away at the speed of light.

So who do I talk to with this word?

I nodded to the air and stood up, "I have to go back to take a shower too, let's go."

The young lady pulled the back pocket of my shorts, and said in a meowing voice, "What are you going to do, sit down for a while."

While pulling the little sister's hand, I said anxiously with tears, "No, no, it's too late, I really have to go."

The young lady stood up, hugged me carelessly, leaned close to my ear and blew, and lowered her voice provocatively and provocatively.

"Come over after you take a shower."

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Sister's wife's name?

Today was overtaking, and on the last day of applying for the list, I finally made up [-] words, sprinkled flowers, and went on strike.