[Weird Man] Abduct a prince to warm the bed

After living in Zuishengmeng for several days, Yunhe has already become familiar with the terrain on several sides.When I first came here, I thought it was very new, but now it is very boring. Bupleurum has disappeared, and Yu Mo doesn't follow him all day now, but spends a lot of time with them. Li Gexiao and Sanniang are more Needless to say, he is a person who wants to get married, so there is no time to pay attention to him.Helpless, he had no choice but to find the guy who wouldn't give him a good face.

This He Xiaomei, who puts more money than friends, took his things and disappeared for several hours, she really has no conscience.

After searching everywhere, Yunhe still didn't find Xiaomei, so he went to Xiaomei's room on foot, and the door was closed.He approached slowly, firstly to see if Xiaomei was there, secondly, he was also curious about Xiaomei's room, so he stretched out his hand to push, but the door opened without much effort.

Xiaomei, who was concentrating inside, was taken aback, raised her head in panic, saw that it was Yunhe, and immediately turned angry eyes, complaining: "You don't know how to knock on the door?"

Yunhe was also surprised, he didn't expect him to be there, but as soon as the door opened, he was attracted by the furnishings inside. He knew that Xiaomei loved to sing operas, and he had seen him intoxicated on stage, so he had never thought about this house. There are so many outfits here that people can't see them all. Fengguanxiapei, dancing clothes and swords are really everything.The most surprising thing is Xiaomei, who is hiding behind a big box and doesn't know what she's doing. Is it necessary to panic when seeing him?

Yunhe smiled: "How did I know you were in the house? Besides, your door is open!" As he walked over, he saw a pile of jade, jade pendants, jade bracelets, and jade pendants behind the box. And in terms of color, they are all rare and good jade.Xiaomei's action at this moment is to wipe the dust on the jade with a special rag.

When Yunhe saw those jades, he couldn't help sighing: "You, you are too rich, aren't you?" He picked up a piece and prepared to look at it carefully.Xiaomei grabbed it and ordered: "Mine, don't move."

Yunhe was stunned for a moment, "Aren't you, just looking at it, is it necessary to be so stingy?"

"It's necessary." Xiaomei looked at Yunhe, word by word, earnest to the point of cuteness, lowered her head and buried herself in his work, and muttered, "I earned it all through hard work."

Yunhe looked at Xiaomei's actions calmly, but the man ignored him at all, he raised a slight smile, shook his head, and let's find a topic by himself, "Oh, you have so much jade, why are you so jealous of me? piece?"

Xiaomei didn't raise her head, "Do I think I have too many good things?"

Yunhe squinted at Xiaomei's head which was shaking slightly from wiping the dust, he was really asking for fun.His eyes fell on the big box on the table, and he asked curiously, "Isn't there everything in it?" When I opened the box, it was full of white silver.He asked again: "I can't tell, you are still a little rich man!"

Xiaomei put down the things in her hands, covered the box, and said with displeasure on her face, "What's wrong with you, you keep messing with other people's things."

"Let me see if I can miss you?"

"I don't like to let you see, how?"

"He Xiaomei, do you have to talk to me like this?"

"I'm sorry, but this is my speaking habit."

"Why don't I see you being so mean?"

"Is someone else called Yunhe?" Xiaomei blinked and stared at him, clearly provoking him.

"I will repay you with kindness and revenge."

"Where is En, why didn't I see it?" Xiaomei deliberately looked around while talking, Yunhe couldn't laugh or cry.If it was someone else, he would have turned his back on him long ago, and only he, He Xiaomei, dared not take him seriously.

"Okay, I won't tell you more." He turned his head away and added in a low voice, "It's really hard to raise a villain."

Xiaomei heard the words clearly, and continued: "My surname is Zhu, please make it clear that my name is Xiaomei, not a villain. Don't be a liar."

At this moment, Yunhe wanted to hold down this ignorant guy, and just as he was about to make a move, Xiaomei took a quicker step back and dodged.Seeing that Yunhe was so close to his pile of precious jades, he hurried back and sat in front of the table, his whole body just protecting the pile of precious jades.

Yunhe said with disgust: "Are you so fond of money?"

"I, He Xiaomei, recognize money but not people, don't you know?"

Yunhe smiled brightly, moved closer to Xiaomei, and provocatively softly: "What do you mean, you are willing to do anything as long as you are given money?"

Xiaomei turned her head and looked at him evilly: "Your money, give it to me, my son depends on his mood!"

Yunhe still whispered softly: "Am I so annoying?"

Xiaomei also inadvertently lowered her tone: "Has no one told you?"

Yunhe continued to ask: "No, just tell me."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Xiaomei just couldn't get used to his foolish appearance, so she ignored him.Get on with your own business.

Yunhe still desperately picked up the jade pendant to watch, Xiaomei didn't let him put it down this time, she just said don't let him break it.Although the tone was still commanding, it was already extremely gentle compared to before.Yunhe looked at a few pieces. He was not interested in them at all, but just wanted to talk to him, so he asked casually, "Can you give me a piece?"

Without moving her eyes, Xiaomei blurted out: "Not good."

"You didn't see what it was, so you can't tell me?"

"As long as it's mine, it's not good."

"I didn't even blink when I gave you something, okay, you have to reciprocate!"

Xiaomei looked at him, she seemed to be right, so she moved her body, showed the pile of precious jades, and said, "Okay, okay, you can choose."

Yunhe intentionally stayed still, and asked: "So reluctant?" Xiaomei was a little anxious, "If you don't choose again, I will regret it."

Yunhe still didn't move, and Xiaomei couldn't really go back on his word. He really couldn't bear to part with his treasure. The jade Yunhe gave was priceless, so what if he was slaughtered, he didn't want to lose a penny.Yunhe was in a stalemate for a while, then suddenly laughed, and said dotingly: "Okay, what do I want these things for? I'm just kidding you, I'm really a money addict."

Xiaomei heaved a long sigh of relief, immediately beamed with joy, and crawled like a child in front of the table, protecting his lost and recovered treasure.Yun He raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, seeing him looking again, asked, "What are you doing?"

Xiaomei searched earnestly, and replied, "Let me see which of them is more valuable!" Yunhe was about to scold him for being blind, when Xiaomei added, "The one you gave is better."

Yunhe also smiled, and asked, "Really?"

"What did I lie to you for?" Turning their heads, the tip of their noses was next to the tip of their noses, and the distance between them was zero.Xiaomei blushed from the sudden contact, she hurriedly backed away, and blamed, "Can't you sit still?" She asked secretly: He Xiaomei, why are you blushing?Isn't it just a little touch, it's like the beginning of love.

Yunhe also said stupidly: "Okay, from now on, I will sit still." I also asked myself in my heart: Zhu Yifeng, are you someone who has never been in love?We've all had skin-to-skin kisses, haven't we?Also playing boring games like heartbeat.

Xiaomei packed up the jade and silver in a panic, and put them into an unknown hidden box. Seeing Yunhe sitting in front of the table, she ordered in a cold voice: "Don't tell anyone, one or two is missing, I will I'm asking you."

Yunhe couldn't laugh or cry even more, he had never met such a person in his life, so what should we say about him?Before he could figure it out, Xiaomei's order came again, "Aren't you leaving?" He had no choice but to follow Xiaomei out the door.

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This side of the kitchen.Li Gexiao helped fetch water, Bupleurum helped to light the fire, Sanniang and Yumo cooked, and after working hard for a long time, they finally cooked some decent dishes.Bupleurum wiped his sweat with his charcoal-powdered hands, his face became more and more blurred, and he asked several people: "Where did this sissy and the prince go? We have been working here for so long and we haven't seen anyone." .”

Sanniang immediately continued, "There is something called ambiguity in this world."

"Ambiguous?" Bupleurum thought for a while before he understood, "That's true. Maybe the two of you will fight each other, just... hehe."

Sanniang laughed, curious about Bupleurum's inconsistent attitude: "Hey, big guy, don't you hate the prince, what are you doing now..."

Bupleurum wiped his face again, and said: "If a sissy likes it, it won't help me no matter how much I hate it, right? Isn't that my help for a sissy? Look at his harmless sample, he might be sold Do not know at all."

"Brother Hu, who are you talking about?" Xiaomei rarely only heard his voice but didn't see the person.It was only when he finished speaking that he and Yunhe came from the small door.

Bupleurum said again: "Look, isn't this coming, this inseparable..."

Yu Mo understood what he meant, and argued, "My son is not that kind of person."

Bupleurum smiled at Yumo, "Miss Yumo, I didn't target your young master, but if he takes the right seat, there's nothing I can do, right?"

Yunhe stared blankly at Bupleurum, Bupleurum was not afraid.Sanniang changed the topic, "Big man, you are a rare artist today, and you have to use these idioms one after another."

Bupleurum laughed: "Is that so? Don't you always say that, the one who is close to vermilion is red and the one who is close to ink is black? Maybe that's the case. Hehe"

Several people also laughed, and Li Gexiao came in with a bucket of water and asked, "Why are you talking so happily?"

Yunhe said: "Let's talk about you, has the date of marriage been fixed?"

Li Gexiao and Sanniang each paused for a second, looked at each other, speechless.

Yunhe continued to ask, "Hey, I'm just waiting to drink your wedding wine, otherwise I have the cheek to wait and see what other people think of me doing here?" Said that his eyes had already fallen on Xiaomei, but Xiaomei blurted out without a word, "I think it's because you don't want to leave, don't you?"

The rest of the people turned their eyes to Xiaomei, and then Xiaomei realized something was wrong, well, he dug a hole for himself.Immediately pretending to be calm, he went to the desk and took the dishes to wash.

With the concerted efforts of several people, a table of dishes was finally prepared.Self-reliance made a few people very excited, raised their glasses, sighed, and drank it down.

Li Gexiao raised his glass here too, and said, "Xiaomei, it's your birthday today, brother Ge didn't prepare anything, just toast you with a glass of wine and let it go. Okay?"

"Okay." Xiaomei replied with a smile, clinking glasses and drinking.

Bupleurum also brought over the wine glass, using too much force, the wine in the glass almost shook out: "Xiaomei, you know I'm a rough person, I don't know how to say polite words, and I don't know how to choose gifts, so I would like to respect you."

Xiaomei lightly touched him, and replied with a smile: "It's rare for Brother Hu to be so polite. If you say 'Xiaomei' to you, I have to drink anyway, right?"

After two people drank it, Bupleurum was called "refreshing".Sanniang also respected him: "Meimei, happy birthday, the gift is in your room."

"Thank you Sanniang."

Yu Mo also served the wine: "Xiaomei, happy birthday. I wish you more and more beautiful."

"Yu Mo, why are you not serious? But, thank you."

When it was Yunhe's turn, Yunhe hesitated.Xiaomei was in high spirits, a little dissatisfied with Yunhe's disappointing posture, and teased him: "Why don't you move? Are you looking down on me? Or do you think I don't have the right to let you respect me?"

"No." Yunhe served the wine, just now he was thinking about the last time Xiaomei got drunk... "Happy birthday."

Xiaomei smiled like a flower and clinked glasses with him like a child.

Several people drank happily until late at night.They were all dizzy, and they had pity on the two beautiful women who cleaned up the mess for them, but they were so happy that they didn't care about other things.