Archdruid Farming Online

"I got it! I got it! I got it!!!"

While Gu Ershao was displaying his acting skills like a movie king, the same exclamation came from Daqingshan Nature Reserve.

The sound broke through the cover of layers of branches and leaves and reached the sky, startling the birds peeking at the treetops with a "thump" and flew up.

"What happened?"

Xiao Xiaoming was handling the bamboo rat above his head, and Chen Jingying had already jumped on the spot several times while holding Su Che's arm.

He glanced at the live broadcast sourly: "A consolation prize?"

"Women are all about the fuss."

The lucky draw for lucky players has come to an end. The host drew out the last set of ten registration codes, and displayed different brands of computer chairs, snacks and fat house happy nutrition solution packages on the big screen with a smile on his face.

"Don't be disappointed if you didn't get the quota for the closed beta. In order to thank you for your support, we have prepared a lot of souvenirs together with the sponsors of 'Doomsday Needs'..."

"Lu Jinjiang's father really made it." Xiao Xiaoming took the bamboo rat's small tail, shook it, and said amidst the bamboo rat's humming: "I thought I would give away a few unsold green pennies at most. , didn’t expect so many?”

"It seems that they are all under the Gu Group? A big brand."

As he was speaking, his eyes casually glanced at the last ten internal test quotas scrolling at the bottom of the screen.

"and many more."

Xiao Xiaoming's eyes froze.

He glanced again in disbelief, to confirm that he was not mistaken, Su Che's "66666666" lottery number was too auspicious, too eye-catching, and too difficult to be overlooked.

Xiao Xiaoming's mouth grew slowly, became round, and turned into an "O".

Su Che and Chen Jingying looked at him carefully.

After a while, the blue-haired boy finally woke up like a dream. He turned his head "click", looked at Su Che, and let out a shocking cry——

"bingo!"

"It actually hit!"

"Nearly one in 500 million chance, you actually hit it!!!!"

"..."

The two friends looked helpless.

In the woods, the two furries who were walking out while staring at each other just after adding dinner for the little liver were startled by the sudden cry, their feet sprained, and they rolled into a ball when you pressed me and I pressed you.

face down.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Hahahahaha laughing crazy!"

"Brother Xiao Ming uses his actions to show us what is called [True Fragrance.jpg] every day"

"Speaking of which, brother Su Che really got hit???"

"Checked the winning number, 66666666, Su Che didn't run away."

"My God! One in five million! What kind of luck is this?"

"I can't help but think of the emoji packs my seniors used to brush—[Bai Su Che, don't fail the exam.jpg] [Let Su Che, good luck. Falling in love with you.jpg]”

"..."

"...Although I am an atheist, I am ready to move."

"Trying wildly on the edge of superstition."

"prprpr, retweet and retweet, it's just a forwarding, you can't buy it, you can't buy it, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled!"

"【Forward】"

……

After a while of discussion in Su Che's live broadcast room, the topic was somehow led to an unscientific direction.

Some of the audience were sincere, some followed the crowd, and some were purely joking. They brushed up flowers, fruit offerings, incense burners, and Su Che's emoticons in the live broadcast room, creating a harmonious atmosphere of praying for gods and Buddhas.

They forwarded it while swearing in a serious manner——

"The letter girl 'My Little Veela' makes a wish here. If she doesn't pass the history exam this week, she will throw three deep-water torpedoes on Little Veela to fulfill her wish on the day the results come out."

"Believers 'Licking the dog will end up with nothing', offering ten deep-water torpedoes, and begging the little Veela to bless the weekend and the domineering president's confession, if successful, throw ten more!"

"The disciple 'kneeling down to call Dad' sincerely prays for blessings and asks for a son with a lot of money. If there is good news before next year, I will contract one for the little Veela... no, ten golden cute masters!"

People who are looking for studies, marriage, and children are all kinds of things that fill the screen in the live broadcast room, not to mention those meaningless barrages that are just "cengcengceng", "licking", "prprpr".

Gu Linan picked up his mood, pushed open the door, and happened to see his grandpa watching the live broadcast in the living room.

He glanced at the barrage on the projection screen, and said regretfully, "Stupid."

Because he had already learned the inside story of Su Che's winning the lottery from Bai Xi, Gu Lin'an looked at the audience in the live broadcast room, as if seeing his former self, full of condescending sympathy.

"What's the use of begging my grandma? These audiences are too gullible, too naive, and too inexperienced to be deceived, like me..."

Gu Lin'an was trying to say that a rich second generation like me, who had adopted a small programmer early on, didn't have to do anything, and could get a spot just by virtue of his handsome temperament and extremely handsome face.

Before the words came out, I saw my grandfather's fingers operating on the tablet twice.

next moment--

"'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"My father's surname is Gu and I'm very rich: I'm going to meet my sweetheart the day after tomorrow. I hope Little Veela will bless you. If everything goes well, I will buy Lujinjiang."

Studio:"……"

All the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned by Bi Wang's rhetoric.

Gu Lin'an outside the live broadcast room was also stunned by his grandpa's coquettish operation.

After a moment of silence, the audience began to swipe the screen "hahaha"——

"The king is bragging again."

"Today's bullying king is also the bullying king who doesn't hesitate to blackmail himself in order to bring us joy."

"Forcing the king to come on, buy Green Jinjiang tomorrow, contract Jinjiang City the day after tomorrow, and become the general of Zhongzhou the day after tomorrow, next month you will be the master of the universe!"

"Lvjinjiang has a mysterious benefactor's father. If you can really buy it, Wang Wang, my big brother two days before school will wear a pink lace maid outfit to distribute benefits to everyone. I will prove it!"

"..."

Gu Lin'an looked at the barrage with disgust, thinking who wants to watch you distribute benefits?No breasts, no buttocks, maybe even hairy legs.

My grandpa is in charge!

What do you know?You don't understand anything!

He was filled with righteous indignation and had an occupational disease. He wished he could pick up the keyboard and fight these audiences for [-] rounds.

Before he could act, Gu Zheng raised his head from the sofa and asked calmly, "How about you?"

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He almost forgot what he said earlier, "too credulous, too naive, too inexperienced in society". When his grandfather reminded him, he wished he could go back in time and stop his mouth.

——Why can’t I quietly kneel and lick grandma with everyone?

"It's nothing." The desire to survive prompted Gu Lin'an to raise his head, showing a cute smile: "Grandma Grandma is so amazing, if it were me, how could it be enough to smash ten deep-water torpedoes?"

"..."

Gu Zheng seemed quite satisfied with this answer.

He took out Gu Linan's black card, and gave Su Che a hundred of them.

"Since you said that, I'll convey my thoughts on your behalf, no thanks."

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He pinched his thigh, told himself to keep smiling while feeling like a knife was twisting in his heart, and then obediently said to his grandpa: "Okay, thank you for your hard work, grandpa."

"It's not hard."

……

Su Che's Lujinjiang account had a large amount of income due to this collective and organized donation.

But because there is no new cute master, he is temporarily ignorant of all this.

Frightened by Xiao Xiaoming's shout, he looked at the two hairballs that rolled to his feet like fighting cocks.

Su Che: "..."

——The face brake is used very skillfully.

"What's in your mouth?" he asked.

"Meow!"

"Squeak!"

Snow Leopard and Gun Gun reacted.

The two of them got up from the ground at once, and proudly threw the things in their mouths to the ground.

Su Che: "..."

He looked at the nest of little bamboo rats whose eyes hadn't opened yet, and the few eggs that the snow leopard held in its arms with its tail.

The two furries didn't know the indescribable mood of the little boy, they pushed the spoils forward, and rubbed their bodies against Su Che's calf——

The whole family, neat and tidy, are all given to you!

Obviously, in Furry's heart, only Lian Woduan is the only decent gift for this gift.

"……thanks."

Su Che thought for a while, caged the little bamboo mouse in his palm, and passed a little force of nature over.

The shivering cub suddenly calmed down a lot.

He rummaged through his woven bag again, and found a lactating mother mouse based on the breath of the cub.

"No wonder it's so fierce."

Also passed on a little force of nature, and handed the cubs to the mother mouse who was protecting the cubs. Su Che watched the bamboo rat mother pick up her cubs and disappear into the bamboo forest.

"Stop stealing Gungun's favorite two kinds of bamboo," Su Che instructed with mental strength: "You can try some other varieties."

The bamboo rat mother let out a "beep", but she didn't know if she understood.

Watching their backs disappear, and picking out a few of the eggs that were successfully fertilized, and handing them to a little hen with disheveled feathers that was taken out of the bag, Su Che said to Gun Gun and Snow Leopard: "Okay, Thank you, I accept the gift."

Xiao Xiaoming and Chen Jingying watched Su Che's operation, and then looked at the two furries.

Their chests rose and fell, their breathing became a little short, and there seemed to be a strange light in their eyes.

not good!

Chen Jingying had an ominous premonition.

——The two gave their trophies to brother Su Che, but brother Su Che not only refused to accept them, but even let them go. The fluffy ones wouldn't be furious, right?

——Although for some special reason, brother Su Che seems to be very popular with animals, but what if?

She watched Gun Gun and Snow Leopard's movements closely, for fear that they would scratch with their paws.

really--

"Whoosh!"

Two figures flashed past, and they rushed towards Su Che like a tiger descending a mountain.

"Brother Su Che get out of the way!"

Chen Jingying felt a desire to protect, she pushed Su Che away and stood in front of him.

She was about to have a big fight with the furries, but she suddenly felt a weight in her stomach and was instantly crushed to the ground.

Then, there was a warm touch on the face.

"what?!"

Chen Jingying opened her eyes and saw clearly what happened to her, with an indescribable expression on her face.

I saw a snow leopard, a roll, and two black and white fat dumplings sitting on my belly, rubbing their faces intoxicated, and licking Chen Jingying's chin while rubbing.

——My little heart is so kind!

--right!

Snow Leopard and Gun Gun held their chests excitedly, with tears of emotion in their eyes.

Chen Jingying: "..."

Su Che: "Cough!"

He cast a reproachful glance at the evolved animals and frowned.

Chen Jingying is a girl, how can she be licked by them?

"Come down!" he said, "What are you doing?"

???

Hearing a familiar voice, Gun Gun suddenly raised his head.

It looked up at Su Che, then down at Chen Jingying, then jumped up and kicked the snow leopard away.

— Wrong lick!Stupid leopard!

……

On the way back to Qingshan Village, Su Che rode a tricycle full of fertilizers.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming followed on both sides, and looked back at the two furries left at the entrance of the nature reserve.

Gun Gun and Snow Leopard hugged the tree, waved their paws at the back of the little girl, bid farewell, and looked at the autumn water.

——Like two little daughters-in-law who cheated and were caught.

"Forget it, forgive them." Chen Jingying persuaded: "They didn't mean it either."

She held her face, and there was a touch of excitement on her cheeks: "Didn't you just lick me? It's nothing. This is the first time in my life that I have been kissed by a national treasure. I don't need to wash my face after I go back today!"

"..."

Su Che glanced at her, thinking that if Chen Jingying knew that it was not only a national treasure who kissed her, but also an evolved animal, wouldn't she not have to wash her face this month?

For the sake of the beauty of the red-haired girl, he endured the truth and did not tell.

"It's not just because of this." Looking up at the crows circling in the sky, Su Che said, "The fertilizer that can irrigate two acres of land has not been piled up yet, and they haven't completed their work tasks. How can they go home with me early?"

"..."

Chen Jingying thought in confusion——

These days, you still need to talk about KPIs when you make pets for people?

Is the animal world so difficult to mix?

……

Pile up a load of manure on the edge of the field, and Su Che's work for today is considered complete.

He opened a woven bag to cover the manure, and asked his two friends, "Would you like beggar chicken or roast bamboo rat at night?"

"Beggar chicken?"

"Roasted Bamboo Rat!"

The two little friends said almost at the same time.

After a while—

Glancing at Chen Jingying's raised fist above her head, Xiao Xiaoming endured the humiliation: "Beggar Chicken."

Su Che laughed.

Behind him is a large piece of green wheat waves, his smile is reflected in this piece of green, making people feel comfortable and comfortable.

Sudden--

"Su Che? Is Su Che here?"

A disturbing voice sounded not far away.

"what?"

The three friends turned their heads together and met Director Huang... No, Assistant Huang's annoying face.

Chen Jingying pursed her lips indiscriminately, while Xiao Xiaoming gave Assistant Huang a middle finger under the cover of Maizi.

"Are you here? Where did you go in the afternoon? Not doing business."

Assistant Huang reprimanded the three of them habitually, and then pushed and said: "Su Che, hurry back, your family is calling."

"..."

Seeing Assistant Huang stretching out his feet and trying to trip Assistant Huang's little friend lying on a big horse, Su Che shook his head indiscriminately, and said gently: "There are still a few miles to go back, why don't you get in the car, Assistant, and I'll take you back?"

"..."

Assistant Huang looked at him with gloomy eyes. Although he was still a little dissatisfied with the word "assistant", seeing his respectful attitude, he nodded his head condescendingly, and climbed onto the tricycle unceremoniously.

"Don't hurry up? I've been looking for you all afternoon, and I don't know where to hide and be lazy."

"You troubled teenagers who have been sent for reform are just unreliable."

"..."

His annoying voice floated all the way, Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming walked behind the tricycle, exchanging glances.

They looked at the back seat of the tricycle, which had been washed by the water pipe, but still had some stains, and couldn't help but gloat in their eyes.

"What is the taste?"

Assistant Huang finished speaking in one breath, slapped his nose, and finally noticed something was wrong.

Previously in the farmland, because it was already the season of fertilization, the smell of manure was everywhere, and the smell of manure was not obvious, but Assistant Huang has been sitting in the back seat of the car, in close contact with these smell molecules...

Gradually, regardless of you and me.

"arrive."

Su Che stopped the tricycle, turned over and got out of the car, and winked at the two friends.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming crushed a few plants in their pockets, and painted them on palms, collars and other places that tend to leave odors.

This kind of vanilla was specially found by Su Che. It has a natural fragrance, which is perfect for removing peculiar smells.

He also painted himself, and then walked into the yard with Assistant Huang.

Wherever you walk, everyone looks sideways.

"what happened?"

Assistant Huang has always been surrounded by an indescribable smell, and has not realized how stinky he is for a long time, but the other staff can't accept this overbearing and strong smell that suddenly broke into the yard.

After some searching, they targeted the source of the stench—Assistant Huang.

"It's Huangbian... No, it came from Xiao Huang!"

"Oh my god, what did he do? Did he accidentally drop it while going to the toilet?"

"..."

"What Assistant Huang? I think it's Assistant Weasel!"

……

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and rumors always spread very quickly.

When Su Che first entered the courtyard, several staff members met said, "Why is Assistant Huang so smelly?"

When he entered the small building of the program group, what the staff said changed to "I heard that director Huang fell into the toilet just now!"

After a while, when he waited for a while in the hall on the first floor, Director Song walked down the stairs with Bai Xi with his mobile phone, he only heard a hearty smile, and Yuantuan showed concern——

"Xiao Huang, I heard that when you were looking for Su Che, you accidentally fell into the septic tank in the village and swam up desperately without even having time to wipe your face?"

"Hey," he sighed, "Although your spirit of sacrificing yourself for the show and the guests is very commendable, you'd better go back and take a bath first, and wash off...cough, what on your body."

Assistant Huang: "..."

His face was sometimes livid, sometimes reddened, and sometimes pale. In an instant, the seven colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple were all over his face, as if he ran a dye shop.

It felt like everyone in the program group had heard the words that Director Song had just said in a loud voice. The small building was full of prying eyes. Assistant Huang looked around and felt that his eyes were not enough!

There was a cold light in his eyes, but he didn't know who to stare at.

After thinking about it, he still turned his head and stared at the culprit, Su Che.

Assistant Huang clenched his fists viciously, making sure that Su Che must have done it on purpose!

——This insidious, cunning little trash full of bad ideas!

The corners of his mouth were straightened, the muscles on his face trembled, and he was about to slap the table and scold loudly in the next moment, but he heard Editor Song say, "Little Huang?"

"Assistant Huang?"

"What are you doing? Didn't you hear what I just said???"

"..."

Yes, he is no longer the editor-director Huang who can train anyone he wants, he is Xiao Huang now.

The word "forbearance" fell from the sky like a sharp knife, piercing Assistant Huang's heart.

He said to himself—

If you are inferior to others, you can only endure it.

Endure the calm for a while.

A hundred bears become steel.

As long as I stand up one day, I must, must...

Glancing gloomyly at the people present, remembering their mocking eyes, Assistant Huang hummed, waved his sleeves, and went back to his room.

If he doesn't wash off the smell on his body, he is afraid that when he goes out tomorrow morning, the word of mouth of the program crew will become——

"I heard that Assistant Huang went to steal shit and eat it last night!"

……

After forcing away the troublesome flies, Director Song said kindly to Su Che, "Sit."

Holding his mobile phone, he explained, "I called you here today because of the lottery draw for the 'Doomsday Overture' game."

Uneasy, Xiao Xiaoming, who was standing outside the small building of the program team with Chen Jingying and eavesdropping inside, was excited and said, "Did the 'Dawn Studio' call? When will Su Che's holographic equipment be delivered?" ?”

At that time, even if he can't enter the game, he can touch the peripherals.

Xiao Xiaoming thought happily, not even caring about being pinched by Chen Jingying.

Director Song was different from Assistant Huang. He didn't intend to make it difficult for the guests. He didn't care about Xiao Xiaoming's interjection, and continued politely: "The program team received two calls today, and the first one was about the game equipment."

"Green Jinjiang has already coordinated with Shuguang Studio. The game is scheduled to open at 8 pm the day after tomorrow. If there is no accident, the holographic equipment will be delivered to Qingshan Village tomorrow."

"Great!" Xiao Xiaoming was excited for Su Che.

He clenched his fist and swung it hard on the side of his face.

"but……"

Before the blue-haired boy really jumped up, Director Song said two more words with an emphasis.

"This is the second thing I want to talk about," he said: "Before Lu Jinjiang's call, we received a call from Su Che's family not long after the results of the lottery came out."

"The callers claim to be Su Che's father, Mr. Su Jiming, and mother, Ms. Bai Han. They said that Su Che is in the middle of the recording of "Metamorphosis" and cannot spare time to participate in the internal test of the game. They hope that we can notify Lu Jinjiang and bring the holographic device And the internal test quota will be sent directly to the Su Family Garden in Chuhua City."

Director Song's words were like a ladle of cold water poured on Xiao Xiaoming's head.

He opened his eyes wide and said before Su Che: "How is it possible???"

"I came here with you to ask Su Che's opinion." Director Song followed his words and looked at Su Che.

"I……"

Xiao Xiaoming wanted to speak again, but Chen Jingying pinched her on the thigh: "Shut up and listen to brother Su Che himself."

He had no choice but to keep his mouth shut, and muttered silently: "The Su family dared to hack this holographic game, and my food company will never sell them a piece of beef jerky again!"

……

A moment of silence.

In the living room, outside the living room, and even upstairs, all eyes were on Su Che for a moment.

But Su Che was unhurried, as if he had seen such big scenes too often.

He ran through the plot in his mind.

The holographic device drawn by the lottery = the silly rabbit who crashed into the tree stump.

Himself = the lucky farmer who picked up the rabbit.

The Gu couple who have only met once = the mandarin duck thief who saw the rabbit being picked up and rushed to rob him with hot eyes.

It is very good to sit on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit, while the wild mandarin ducks are behind.

Bringing into the thinking of a close friend, Su Che can only think of two sentences——

Fuck him!

Made into roasted rabbits, braised rabbits, dry pot rabbits, and spicy rabbit heads, you won’t even be given it!

As a Druid who used to be very elegant, but now is also very civilized, Su Che beautified these two sentences, and said to Director Song: "I am already an adult, and the holographic device presented by Lu Jinjiang is my private property." , if Mr. Su and Ms. Bai must take it away, I will report to the Qingshan City Police Station, saying that they are suspected of robbery, theft, and embezzlement of private property."

"The police comrade who came to Qingshan Village gave me his contact information when I sent the silk banner last time." Su Che nodded: "I think he should be willing to help."

"Of course, the price of a set of holographic equipment on the market is unknown. If Mr. Su and Ms. Bai can afford a high price, then..."

Under everyone's focused eyes, Su Che said calmly, "Then I still can't give it to them."

"..."

It is not known how the people in the small building of the program group will react to this. Since Su Che turned on the live camera all the way back, the audience in the Lujinjiang live broadcast room has already become excited——

"well said!"

"Little Veela, just!"

"From now on, I can't be called Brother Su Che, but Brother Su!"

"I, Brother Su, don't talk harshly in society."

"..."

"No, why are you all on Su Che's side? Don't you think it's unfilial for him to say that about his parents?"

"Even if the parents' request is inappropriate, they shouldn't call the police, right?"

"That is, what can the family not sit down and talk about?"

……

Given that there were only a few barrages that raised questions, and the tone was soft and cute, and they didn't look like sunspots who clocked in to get paid, Su Che's old fans seriously answered Mengxin's questions——

"I saw that the upstairs is a newcomer. I haven't followed the previous summary."

"Listen carefully to what Brother Su said—'Mr. Su and Miss Bai', Miss Bai! Stepmother!"

"No, no, I checked the tabloids in Chuhua City. Ms. Bai and Mr. Su were photographed by the paparazzi when she was an [-]-tier actor. Do you understand what this means?"

"Not only the stepmother, but also the mistress?"

"..."

"So now the matter is very clear. As a representative of the class, let me summarize it for you--the third stepmother framed the only son of the first wife, and seized property in "Metamorphosis". father?"

"Knock on the blackboard, and then condense it for the upstairs, ten words - bastard vs. mung bean, scumbag vs. scumbag, do you understand?"

"……understood."

……

In a certain six-star hotel in Qingshan City, Gu Linan stared at the barrage on the screen, speechless.

"My grandma's fan group is very powerful! It's almost catching up with me!"

He had to admit in his heart——

The woman sprayed the scumbag and the mistress, they were all the kings of the world!