Archdruid Farming Online

Chapter 57 Small Scissors

The length is appropriate, the width is appropriate, and the height is more appropriate.

The two well-known evolutionary animals in Daqing Mountain——Gun Gun and Snow Leopard looked at each other and saw the pride in each other's eyes.

——It's time to find a darling to check and accept it!

Before that...

"Roar!"

"Ow!"

The two evolutionary animals yelled majestically, and in an instant, the wind blew up the fallen leaves on the ground. The oppression of the superiors at the top of the evolutionary animals made all the surrounding small animals lie on the ground trembling and surrendered. Under such coercion.

After a while, the pressure on his body was relieved.

"Whoosh whoosh."

One is one, the pheasant hiding in the grass ran away, the squirrel jumped up the tree, the sound of insects and birds disappeared without a trace, and the bamboo rat, field mouse, The hare ran 100 meters away immediately and hid in the tunnel dug by itself.

They licked their paws, languishing, thinking how far they will run in the future, and never appear near the two evolved animals again!

"..."

The autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, and the bustling Daqingshan was cleared in an instant.

The snow leopard and panda were very satisfied, they looked around coldly——

Want to compete with us for the pet's favor?no way!

After making an appointment two days later to see the progress of the project, Snow Leopard and Gun Gun wandered anxiously by the cesspit, waiting for Su Che's arrival.

Because they were so anxious, they put aside their daily hostility and chatted casually.

"Squeak."

——The bamboo mouse measuring ruler is too difficult to use, please change it next time.

"Meow."

——Alright, there is a two-meter-long cauliflower snake in the cypress forest in the east, and I will catch it and use it as a ruler next time.

"Squeak?"

—Cauliflower snake?cunning?Are you willing to measure the cesspit professionally?

"Meow."

——Whatever it is, if you don't want to, just peel the skin and measure it later.

"squeak."

— Good idea.

……

When Su Che came to Daqingshan with the crow boss, he happened to see this harmonious scene of discussing academic issues.

He put the crow boss on his shoulder, waved his hands at Rolling and Snow Leopard, and asked them, "Have you dug the cesspit?"

"Meow!"

"squeak!"

The two furries got excited, got up quickly, and pulled away the grass and branches behind them, revealing a long, wide, high standard, smooth walls, and a perfect looking pit.

—Here, your cesspit!

"..."

—is your cesspit.

……

Looking around the cesspit, seeing that Gun Gun and Snow Leopard even thought of the shelter, Su Che was very satisfied.

After making a round of inspection, he praised the two overlords of Daqing Mountain——

"very good!"

Before the two fluffy ones acted coquettishly and begged for rewards, Su Che brushed their furs in high spirits——

"The next step is to collect the dung!"

"..."

--What? ? ?

Snow Leopard and Gun Gun tilted their heads, almost thinking they had heard wrong.

——What kind of animals are we? You told us to collect dung? ? ?

"Gah."

The crow boss on Su Che's shoulder slanted his eyes, showing a gloating smile.

……

"It's nothing, it's all a profession. Can you respect the great work of composting?"

"squeak."

--reject.

"The sooner you finish composting, the sooner you can get in."

"Meow!"

——I can’t collect the dung, so you won’t let me in? !

"Furry who doesn't know how to farm, how can he survive in this family?"

——No!

Staring at the two cat faces of resistance, grievance, and hidden thoughts, Su Che had no choice but to use his trump card.

He put his hands on the heads of Gun Gun and Snow Leopard, and while letting a trace of natural force swirl in their bodies, he said: "Free hair brushing, three times a day, whoever piles up the gold first will be able to sleep with me at night." sleep together."

Snow Leopard, Gun Gun: "!!!"

The two of them were first smashed by this surprise that fell from the sky, and then they looked at each other with vigilance and hostility in their eyes——

Jinkela is mine!

mine!

Don't even think about it!

Seeing that the two of them had such fighting spirit, Su Che was very satisfied.

……

Because he wanted to use the compost as his secret weapon, Su Che turned off the camera when he entered Daqing Mountain.

The audience in Lujinjiang only saw Little Veela leading Brother Crow into the mountain solemnly, and then walking out of the mountain in a good mood with a smile on her face.

Behind him, two fat balls of Furry hid in the woods, looking at the back of the little boy with good eyesight, shaking their paws desperately, and staged a show of sending off each other.

"Yo, little Veela went to kidnap good animals again?"

"What kind of abduction? Can it be called abduction if you love me?"

"Yes, this is called elopement!"

"Hey, why does that white ball with its tail in its mouth look so much like the missing Aunt Xue?"

"[Screenshot.jpg][Screenshot Enlargement.jpg] Upstairs has good eyesight, it's Aunt Xue."

"I haven't seen you for a few days. Aunt Xue's food is good, and she gained weight again..."

"If this goes on like this, I'm afraid it will be called Aunt Xueqiu in the future... By the way, what is that ball next to it?"

"Little Veela's new love?"

"I mean breed!"

"Emmmmm... black and white and round..."

"I know, it's a penguin!"

"..."

"Don't joke upstairs, penguins are obviously a specialty of Beizhou, we don't have them in Zhongzhou!"

"Then, it's..."

While the audience was hesitating, the black and white flower hidden behind the forest rolled and moved to a more suitable angle for peeking at the little ones. Its dark circles hidden behind the tree were thus exposed In front of everyone.

"..."

"【Shock】"

"Oh my God!"

"It's a panda! A panda!"

"The legendary national treasures before the cataclysm were all hidden in nature reserves after the cataclysm, leaving only some pictures for our appreciation."

"Although I have always heard that the Daqingshan Nature Reserve was once the birthplace of pandas and that there may be pandas in it, I never thought I would be able to see it with my own eyes in my lifetime."

"It turns out that the panda's dark circles are really natural, not dyed by people at that time for the sake of looking good..."

"This panda looks like a cub, doesn't it mean that Little Veela came to the reserve on purpose to pet the panda cub?"

"Looking at panda cubs?! Real name envy! I have also come to Daqingshan Nature Reserve for internships several times, why don't I have such good luck?"

"That's right, a certain professor from the Department of Animal Science of our college has lived near Qingshan Village for three years, and he hasn't even seen a single panda hair, and even got bald by a thief crow!"

"awful."

"Professor sympathy."

"Is the friend upstairs still there? Hurry up and ask the professor to watch "Metamorphosis". From now on, I will play pandas with the little Veela every day, and I will be happy."

……

The audience of Green Jinjiang just said casually, they didn't know that a moment later, at the most prestigious Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College in Zhongzhou, a graduate student brought his tablet computer and rang the phone number Long office door.

"Professor, haven't you been doing research on endangered animals before the cataclysm? I recommend a program where you can see these animals up close."

"Is it "Animal World" set by Zhongzhou?"

"No," the graduate student hesitated for a moment, "it's Zhongzhou's Second Set of Metamorphosis."

"..."

"Record a copy of the show for me."

After a busy day of work, the professor finally found time to turn on the program, and then, he—

"!!!"

Concentrating on watching Gun Gun and Snow Leopard's appearance three times, he found Su Che's Lvjinjiang live broadcast room at the bottom of the recorded screen. The professor registered a new account, logged in, and followed.

Then he studied the barrage style of Lu Jinjiang, and published his first message in Lu Jinjiang——

"What black and white flowers are the cutest? Our aunt Xue is also a first-class endangered animal, and she also has black and white flowers. She also has leopard prints. Where did you put them?!!!"

……

Graduate students may not know that the most famous professor of animal science in the industry, he is a cat party, a senior cat party, the kind who forgets to roll when he sees snow.

……

Gun Gun, who was watched by everyone, didn't know how popular he was. He watched Su Che's back disappear at the exit of the nature reserve, then turned around and walked into the forest.

——No way, now it has not only Little Veela in its heart, but also Jin Kela.

——With Jin Kela, you can wash your hands, climb onto the bed of the little girl, and be the boss among the aunts!

The Lord of Daqingshan is a very planned, very ambitious, and very brainy Roller. This scheming Roller has made a perfect plan for collecting manure for himself in a short while, and is ready to start harassing the people in Daqingshan from door to door. Evolve animals.

With the same idea as it, there is also a little snow leopard with its tail dangling.

As a carnivore whose force value is at the second level, although it can't beat the scheming, it can still threaten several herbivores with claws.

"Meow~"

"Squeak."

The two evolutionary animals looked at each other, and disappeared into the depths of the jungle with their own thoughts, but the audience in Lujinjiang only noticed——

"butt!"

"The black and white rolling ass turns out to be black and white flowers, so cute!"

"Isn't Aunt Xue cute? Such a long, fluffy tail, and a natural leopard print!"

"Embrace left and right, real name is jealous of little Veela!"

……

Far away in Jinjiang City, Gu Zheng, who came back from the Green Jinjiang headquarters, happened to see the words "hug left and hug right".

Although he didn't know what agreement Su Che had reached with the two furries, but based on his understanding of Dailu, he had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Grandfather?" Gu Linan carefully poked Gu Zheng.

Why is the atmosphere around grandpa suddenly a little cold?

If Mr. Gu or General Gu were here, they would know what this is called - murderous intent.

"fine."

Lifting his head calmly, Gu Zheng dialed Bai Xi's phone and asked him, "How long will it take for the farming system to be completed?"

"..."

"Three days?"

"Very good," he was quite satisfied with the answer: "The blueprint of the septic tank should be carefully selected, as well as the cow dung picking and breeding system, as much as possible..."

"By the way, I have another idea," he said to Bai Xi, "During the catastrophe period, it is not feasible to rely on players alone. Didn't you design a card drawing system? I suggest adding the five generals from the nine continents as NPCs." to the card pool."

Bai Xi: "..."

He picked up the phone, glanced at it calmly, and found that the contact on it was indeed the father of the gold master, so he said, "Okay dad."

Then the probability of drawing five generals is set to one in 10000.

Otherwise, their "Prelude to the End of the World" project may not be fast enough to be clicked by the small scissors of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television!

The author has something to say: It seems that everyone doesn’t know much about composting, so let me introduce——

Composting is not the same as retting. Most of the composting is done in the south, and water needs to be added during the process. In the rural areas of the north, more compost is used and no water is added.The specific process will not be introduced. The final result is a bit like small granular loose soil, and the smell is actually not very smelly, because a lot of methane and the like have volatilized during the fermentation process.

So Empress Crow is really not as miserable as you imagined, what is even worse is the two aunts who collect and mix manure! (Taliang won't do it by himself, don't worry.)

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