Archdruid Farming Online

far away.

In the Keel Forest on the easternmost side of Central Continent.

Gu Zheng strode forward, looking at the screen on the tablet.

Seeing the crazy jealousy of the audience, a small smile appeared on his face.

However, such a harmonious and beautiful atmosphere was quickly broken.

"Grandfather?" Gu Ershao is worthy of being the most famous person in Central Continent. He has a lot of money. He leaned forward under the eyes of the bodyguards trying to stop him, and asked Gu Zheng curiously: "What are you looking at?"

"..." Gu Zheng glanced at him.

Seeing that Gu Linan is indeed a direct descendant of his younger brother, he replied: "Banmaku."

Gu Lin'an thought he understood what Grandpa Zu meant, so he moved his head closer again, pointing to the freshly released @自己的阿闻 in the lower right corner of the screen——

"Hahaha, a big fat pig of [-] catties? Will I be short of pigs to eat?! Naive!"

"..."

Gu Zheng glanced at him again.

Then—

"Flowers bloom in September, and I only have you in my heart. 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm very rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"Tuhao, is this the deep-water torpedo you dropped? 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm very rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"Aim! Launch! The anchor catches my deep love for you! 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"My father's surname is Gu and I am very rich: I look forward to eight hundred catties [happy]"

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He breathed, took a deep breath, and looked at the right side of the screen, "My father's surname is Gu, I am very rich" has almost soared to the contribution value of Platinum Mengzhu.

Grandpa!You don't do this!Calm down!

Do you know how many millions of Jinjiang coins are there?Enough to buy a whole street of pigs!

Why bother hanging on a [-]-jin weight!

"..."

The grandpa turned a blind eye to the rich beauty of his great-nephew and grandson, and continued to smash thunder crazily.

And the bodyguards... They looked at Gu Ershao with sympathy in their eyes.

……

in the live room.

Xiao Xiaoming didn't know that he was able to sit at the dining table because of the light of his own farm.

He drank four bowls of soup in one go, and maintained the [True Fragrance] expression for a full 10 minutes.

Finally, when Xiao Xiaoming reached out to fill the fifth bowl, the big yellow dog was not happy.

"Wang!"

It sat on the ground, pushed the food bowl with its front paws, glanced at Xiao Xiaoming, and then at the soup pot.

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He stretched out his hand tentatively, just touching the spoon with his fingertips...

"Wang Wang!"

The big yellow dog narrowed its eyes menacingly, and opened its mouth to bite the blue-haired boy's trouser leg.

Xiao Xiaoming: "No!"

His little resistance didn't help.

Just listen to "tear -" sound.

Originally there was only one pair of red sweatpants with a torn leg, but this time both legs were torn.

——There is a dog's teeth mark on one side, the shape is symmetrical, and it looks very fashionable.

"..."

"Go away, don't make any trouble." Chen Jingying saved Xiao Xiaoming's pants... and maybe his butt from Brother Gou's mouth.

She waved the blue-haired boy away, picked up the pot, and poured all the remaining soup into the rhubarb bowl in one go.

"Brother Dog, yours!"

"Wow~"

The big yellow dog shook the tip of its tail reservedly at Chen Jingying.

— winking!

It buried its head, and a vicious dog pounced on it.

"Don't be in a daze!" Chen Jingying put away the bowl, and grabbed Xiao Xiaoming's ear: "Listen carefully to brother Su Che, he is talking about your business!"

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He shook his curly hair - woof woof? ? ?

--my business?

--It's not my business? !

——Isn't he talking about raising pigs scientifically?

The blue-haired boy came back to his senses, wiped the word "True Fragrance" from his face, and stared at Su Che who was sitting across the dining table.

Su Che looked serious.

He put Chen Jingying's tablet computer on the table, stared at the newly downloaded "Scientific Pig Raising Encyclopedia", and exchanged the key points with his two friends in a rigorous and academic manner——

"Behavioral Characteristics and Mental Health of Pigs"

"Feed Ratio: How to Fortify Pigs"

"Structure and Design of Ecological Pig House"

"Prevention and Control of 36 Common Epidemic Diseases of Pigs"

"Fattening [-] catties in half a year, the experience of a great god in raising pigs"

……

and many more.

"..."

Watching Su Che pull the progress bar to - "In addition to making the pigs eat fast and well, what else should the breeder do?" Xiao Xiaoming had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly realized the meaning of "raising pigs" and "owning pigs". "the relationship between.

He touched his well-fed, well-filled stomach without an inch of gap left.

Then--

In Xiao Xiaoming's gaze, the characters "pig" on the screen seemed to suddenly have their own consciousness, they jumped out of the screen one by one, and ran to Su Che's back in a cheerful tap dance, poking their noses , curling its tail, making a sinister snort at itself.

In "Scientific Pig Raising Encyclopedia", the blank left after the word "pig" ran away was not wasted.

The characters "you" appeared out of nowhere.

They stretched out their teeth and claws, stretched out sharp and thin arrows, pointed at Xiao Xiaoming's heart from afar, and repeated in Chen Jingying's voice in his ear——

"How to raise you scientifically!"

"Your behavioral characteristics and mental health!"

"Having gained [-] catties in half a year, brother Su Che's experience in raising you!"

"Aside from letting you eat fast and well, what else should the breeder do?!"

……

"You you you, you you you, you you you you you you..."

The word "you" circled around Xiao Xiaoming's ear to hold a party, reminding him of the embarrassing thing he did just now, and was caught by the camera in full view, exposing it under the noses of all the audience, Maybe it has been made into a meme now.

It's like a public execution.

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

The glass heart will be smashed by these "you, you, you".

He pushed the stool away, gave Su Che and Chen Jingying a sad look, and ran away.

——Didn’t he just drink up half a pot of soup in one go?

— Can this be my fault?Isn't the soup too fragrant? !

……

Su Che: "..."

He looked at the empty seat left by Xiao Xiaoming after he ran away.

After closing the "Scientific Pig Raising Encyclopedia", Su Che asked Chen Jingying: "Why did he suddenly behave like this? Is there any mistake in the pig raising technology I summarized?"

Chen Jingying probably guessed some clues, but it's not easy to kick the self-esteem of another friend in front of one friend, so she calmly said: "Maybe I think too much, after all, he has always been so sensitive and fragile, with a crystal-like heart. "

Su Che: "...Oh."

He thought full of worry, such a sensitive and fragile crystal heart must be put in a safe for offering, right?

Can he raise the pig well?

Can it be raised to eight hundred...forget it, six hundred catties?

Can't.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"..."

"ended."

"it is finally over!"

"Brother Rose has already gone to wash the pot. It seems that the breakfast time is really over."

"It was horrible, I don't know how I made it through half an hour!"

"+1"

"+2"

"+3"

"+10086"

"While thinking silently in my heart whether to look or not, I couldn't help but open the smell simulator. I must be poisoned."

"Upstairs you are not alone."

"I'll tell you a horrible thing. Half an hour ago, I was writing a thesis on a live broadcast. After the meal was over, I found that I had written a page that was really fragrant."

"【True Fragrance】

【True fragrance】【True fragrance】【True fragrance】

【True fragrance】【True fragrance】【True fragrance】【True fragrance】【True fragrance】

Is that so upstairs? "

"Almost... the most frightening thing is that when all the soup in the pot was drunk, I got so excited that I smashed the keyboard, and the paper was automatically submitted!!!"

"...Pity upstairs."

"Let's rebuild the upstairs."

"Don't be so full of words, maybe the professor is also watching "Transformer" and slipped his hand, making the low scores upstairs go by?"

"It makes sense! Go to Amway now! If Amway succeeds, the upstairs is my savior!"

There are only a few calm, calm, and friendly barrages like the ones above in the live broadcast room.

Since Lvjinjiang only has an olfactory simulator on the shelves at present, there is no shadow of the much-anticipated taste simulator. You can see it, smell it, but you can’t eat it. The audience who were seduced by the aroma of the mushroom soup and had a big appetite were furious. Began to ridicule the official——

"Ha ha."

"Should I see and smell it or not? It's ok, although the operation of Lujinjiang has always been suffocating, but this time it's still...too flamboyant."

"Broken legs."

"Outstanding."

"No fuck to say."

"I beg the official release of the taste simulator, I will buy it no matter how much it costs, really! Save the children!!!"

"Can you imagine? Ever since I smelled Su Che's younger brother's mushroom soup, I don't even want to drink the most beloved pickled pepper and chicken feet flavored nutrient solution!"

"It's impossible to go on like this! You will starve to death! You will really starve to death!"

"pity."

"Sympathy +1"

"Sympathy +2"

"Sympathy +10086"

"What's the use of sympathy? You should help me find a way!"

"Help @Official upstairs. @绿晋江直播平台, you have the ability to open the hologram, you have the ability to come out! Don't pretend to be silent, I know you are watching the screen!"

"..."

"Officially pretending to be dead? Do it again. @绿晋江直播平台, you have the ability to open the hologram, you have the ability to come out! Don't pretend to be silent, I know you are spying on the screen!"

……

Under repeated @ from the audience, the Green Jinjiang platform——

Without saying a word, as calm as a dog.

Anyway, I was scolded a lot, and I got used to it.Wiping the drool, it is another good website.

It is impossible to improve the user experience, and it is impossible to improve it in this life. Only by being beaten and scolded, not surprised by favor or humiliation, and with a tenth level of stress resistance can we survive like this.

audience:"……"

Their begging was useless, taunting was useless, and the behavior of offering their wallets was ignored by Lu Jinjiang, so——

The audience is outraged!shocked!exploded!

They were angry from the edge of their guts, and they never stopped doing anything——

"@绿晋江直播平台, there is no discussion about putting the taste simulator on the shelves within three days, otherwise I will take a taxi to the headquarters to cleanse you!"

“@绿晋江直播平台, there is no taste simulator, it’s okay to put the holographic helmet and holographic cabin on the shelves in advance, otherwise even the balls will be cleaned for you!”

"@绿晋江直播平台, no jj, no balls, only a touch of green left in the green jj, the green grassland above the head, being crushed by the final live broadcast for 1 years! Never turn over!"

"..."

"upstairs……"

"Upstairs is sincere, touching, heart-wrenching, and talented."

"It's a wolf fire, that's right."

……

in the forest.

"How much does it cost to buy Lujinjiang?" Gu Zheng asked suddenly.

"what?!"

Gu Zheng turned the tablet over and let his great-nephew and grand-nephew watch the countless bullet screens of @自己 on it.

"@我爸爸surnamed Gu I am very rich, with blood written by thousands of people, begging the king to buy Lvjinjiang!"

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, Lu Jinjiang needs your money! No, delete the last two words!"

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich. After buying Lujinjiang, you are the gold owner, the shareholder, and the only king of the live broadcast room! You can spray whoever you want, and ban all black people! Ban your account! From yourself Fork out your territory!"

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, you can train the technical brothers of Lujinjiang, and ask them to change the style of Xiaoveela's live broadcast room every day, so that the beauty is blingbling."

"@我爸爸surnamed Gu I am very rich, and I can also ask the partner to open the back door for me, so that brother Su Che can blow you little stars with leaves."

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, even if I want unspoken rules, it is not impossible."

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, with so many benefits, why don't you force the king to think about it???"

"..."

Gu Linan felt a little suffocated.

He looked at the messages sent by the audience and asked his grandfather——

"You really believe what they say???"

--No way.

——Isn’t this spam, viral marketing, and empty promises?

—Even I won’t be tricked! ! !

"Somewhat emotional." Grandpa said reservedly.

Gu Ershao was desperate.

"why?"

He opened his eyes wide and decided to die to understand.

"because this."

Gu Zheng opened a picture with a good attitude, and said to his great-nephew: "These viewers are very sincere. Look, they have prepared and sent me the future design of the live broadcast room."

"That's the fun part of it—the character dressing."

Looking over, Gu Linan saw a 3D villain wearing an antler headdress on the screen.

Gu Zheng stretched out his hand and poked the villain who looked a bit like Su Che.

The villain spun around on the screen, showing off his Leaf clothes, Leaf pants, and Leaf shoes, and then green bubbles appeared above his head——

Forest suit!

Gu Zheng poked the 3D villain's butt again.

The villain turns around shyly——

"boom!"

After a puff of smoke, he appeared on the spot wearing a star headdress, a moonlight robe, and beautiful embroidery of the starry sky.

The villain turned around, and a black bubble as deep as the night appeared above his head, inside which appeared four words like moonlight——

Xingyue set!

Gu Zheng poked the villain's belly again.

"boom!"

Appearing in the smoke this time is a small figure wearing a crown, holding a scepter, and sitting on a throne.

Gold, shiny bubbles sparkled above his head—

Prince suit!

Poke, poke, poke.

Change, change, change.

Bang, bang, bang.

Gu Zheng had a great time playing.

"..."

Gu Lin'an raised his head, seeing the mysterious smile on his grandfather's lips, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

My grandpa... seems like something's wrong?

He interrupted Grandpa's dress-up game and asked——

"that's it?"

"that's it."

"No other reason??"

"No."

"It's just a few suits, how could you be bought by them so easily???!!!"

"..."

What is this called?

Gu Zheng looked at his nephew in disbelief, as if he didn't understand what young people are thinking nowadays.

"Such an exquisite and interesting suit can't buy me?"

He felt that his great-nephew might have misunderstood him——

"The person who sent me the design drawings promised that as long as I buy the Lvjinjiang live broadcast, she will design a special outfit for me every day 365 days a year. The theme is optional, the pattern is rich, and dissatisfaction can be changed. I promise not to hit the shirt!"

Gu Zheng poked at the villain, thinking of Su Che in his heart, he couldn't wait, and wanted to change all these clothes for him now.

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He looked at his grandfather's expression to confirm that he was not joking, then, taking a deep breath, he looked up in despair at the sky covered by leaves.

The dense leaves cover the top of the head densely, making the secluded forest seem even darker.

Just like Gu Er Shao's mood at the moment.

He shouted in his heart.

--Help!My grandpa is a grandpa who loves dress-up games? !

No, not accurate, start over.

--Help!Did my grandpa have a swollen heart for a young girl who was hiding her secrets? ? ? ! ! !

……

What if the question of "Help! My grandpa has a hidden girlish heart, in order to satisfy his love for dress-up games, he decided to acquire the largest live broadcast platform in Central Continent?" In the jj forum, there may be eleven different answers out of ten replies.

But for Gu Ershao, who grew up listening to the legendary stories of his grandpa, and whose whole family is full of fans of his grandpa, there is only one final answer——

Of course... of course it was to satisfy him.

It's just a live broadcast platform, so it should be a gift for the 230-year-old grandfather, Gu Lin'an thought.

However... it still hurts.

The exhaustion of traveling all night, and the heartache of dissipating the family's wealth for grandpa, made Gu Er Shao's courage like a soaked sea cucumber——

He swells!

Gu Linan took out his mobile phone, and with a "click", he took a photo of his grandpa's back and his big head, and compared the cute scissors hands on top of his grandpa's head.

——Pi is really happy, even the future of becoming a pauper does not seem to be so painful.

Gu Lin'an pressed "OK" firmly, and passed this precious group photo to the family group.

Gu Er: [Photo with grandpa.jpg] [Proud] [Proud] [Proud]

Gu Er: @太子、@吴皇万生、@太上皇

The family group of the Gu family caused an uproar because of this photo.

But that's all for later.

……

Qingshan Village.

After breakfast, a staff member came to the gate of the rose garden with a cart.

Due to the famous name of "Death Rose", he did not dare to enter the door, and shouted a few meters away from the door: "Assemble!"

After a while-

Su Che and Chen Jingying came out together.

Brother Gou walked beside them with a bowl in his mouth, majestic, like a bodyguard.

Big Brother Rose made a "click", opened a pink rose, pinned it on the neckline of the little boy, and used the leaves to straighten his clothes for him.

——Like a little daughter-in-law sending her husband out.

I can't see its iron-blooded leg hair when facing others at all.

staff member:"……"

He was stunned.

——Embrace left and right.

——This year’s guests are really outstanding!

"Hello?" Su Che's words woke up the staff.

He looked at the big iron cage covered with black cloth behind the staff, with anticipation, couldn't hide his excitement——

"Is this our first mission here?"

——Is this the little piglet that I will become a fat pig of [-] catties in the future?

"Correct."

The staff readily agreed.

He was a little strange. After all, he has been recording "Metamorphosis" for so many years, and he has never seen a guest who is as cooperative as Su Che and completely quiet.

But the staff didn't think much of it.

He said to Chen Jingying: "Your task object has also been transported to the yard, go and receive it first."

After the red-haired girl nodded to Su Che and left in a hurry, the staff lifted the black cloth and took the key to open the cage door, and said to Su Che——

"This is the object of your mission, and it is also the little partner you will face day and night in the next month."

"Although they are just ordinary animals, it is becoming more and more difficult to raise animals in cities nowadays. Helping them grow up healthily is not a small challenge for you."

"We must take good care of it, learn more and ask more questions, understand?"

Understand.

Su Che nodded.

He is full of confidence--

No matter how difficult the common animals in this world are to take care of, there isn't a single natural creature in this world that an elven druid can't handle!

— If so, he must be a fake druid.

Of course I will feed this piglet up to [-] catties, Su Che thought.

No, not only that.

Maybe it was inspired by his sense of responsibility as an elf druid, and now his heart is a little swollen——

Is eight hundred catties too common?Let's keep eight out of ten!

A thousand-jin pig is definitely enough to shock the world, enough to repay the benefactor!enough……

Enough to show off to Ah Zheng in the future!

……

In this excited, exhilarating, and full of sense of responsibility, the black cloth in the hands of the staff finally fell slowly.

With a "click", the lock of the iron cage opened.

"Come on, say hello to your task target," he said.

"..."

The smile on Su Che's face disappeared.

—Gah? ? ?

He watched helplessly as a group of white, cute, and feathered animals swayed out from behind the cage.

Su Che: "..."

He couldn't believe his eyes, opened his mouth, and almost made the same noise as this group of small animals.

"What's the matter? Say hello to them?" The staff urged in confusion.

Su Che: "..."

He looked at a flock of quacking white geese in front of him, full of shock, anger and incomprehension.

--what? !

——Why goose? ? ! !

— Where is my pig? ? ? ! ! !

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Hahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The moment the big white goose appeared and the smile on Su Che's face disappeared, the live broadcast room became a sea of ​​joy.

The audience scrambled to offer an expression pack made of Su Che and a goose——

"awful."

"It's miserable."

"Just like brother Su Che."

"Tragic!"

"inhuman."

"A tragedy on earth!"

……

After saying all the idioms with the word "miserable", Su Che's fans began to hate the program group——

"@program group, come out and get beaten."

"Has the price of piglets increased this year? Why are you so picky? Have you seen the disappointment on Brother Su Che's face?!"

"It's more than disappointment? It's simply despair! Strength hurts!"

"Thanks to me, Su Chen, who is still seriously studying "Scientific Pig Raising Encyclopedia". He works so hard, @计算集@Director Guo@Editor Director Huang, are you worthy of his efforts?"

"Spicy chicken show! Spicy chicken director! Spicy chicken director! A group of spicy chickens! I won't even give me a pig!"

……

"puff."

"I'm sorry, although Brother Su Che is so miserable, but I still want to laugh, what should I do?"

"Don't laugh, cry for me!"

"Eight hundred catties changed to eighteen catties. Brother Su Che is already very strong and you still laugh at him. Do you still have humanity?"

"What is human nature? I only want the big white goose, a treasure in the world, as a source of happiness."

"..."

"I think it's time for the benefactor to know about it."

"Seconded."

"+1"

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, I am a king! Come and see! Your [-] catties have shrunk!!!"

……

in the forest.

Gu Zheng looked at the aggrieved Su Che on the screen, feeling a little distressed.

So, he thought about it and sent a barrage——

"The goose is also good. It can be braised in soy sauce, steamed and grilled in white."

Gu Linan poked his head from behind, and accidentally saw Grandpa's reply.

He was shocked—

As expected of a grandpa, there are so many tricks!

……

Outside the rose garden.

Su Che endured and endured, resisting the urge to turn around and leave.

He watched the big white goose for a long, long time...

Finally, just when the staff couldn't help but want to ask, Su Che sighed——

"Oh," he whispered, "forget it, I have to make up for quality with quantity."

"what?"

"I mean, geese are not bad either. Although they can't raise [-] catties, at least they can be braised in soy sauce, steamed and grilled with charcoal. The taste is not bad."

"..."

The staff fell silent for a moment.

He seemed to think of Su Che's bowl of mushroom soup that was so fragrant that it made the whole program crew squat against the wall to eat.

That's still vegan. How delicious would it be if a goose was stewed in it?

"Gudong."

The next moment, the audience and staff behind the screen swallowed their saliva together.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"[True Fragrance]"

"[True Fragrance] [True Fragrance] [True Fragrance]"

"[True Fragrance] [True Fragrance] [True Fragrance] [True Fragrance] [True Fragrance]"

"I want to eat goose too."

"I want to eat the goose stewed by Su Che's brother."

"I want to add green onion, coriander, ginger, sliced ​​mushrooms, and simmer on low heat for more than three hours."

"Goose: Just now you called it the treasure of the world and the source of happiness, but now you want to boil water and pluck the feathers and stew it. Human beings are really unreliable pigs!"

"Brother Su Che seems to be very good at cooking, and his real name is jealous of the benefactor!"

"Steamed in soy sauce, steamed and grilled in white...wait a minute, why is this recipe exactly the same as what King Bi just said?"

……

A moment of silence and going back to look behind the bullet screen——

"Fuck!"

"real!"

"Shock!"

"incredible!"

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich. Tell me! Did you and brother Su Che make some dirty deal behind our backs?!"

……

The ridicule of the audience is of course just a joke.

They couldn't find any evidence, and they never believed that Su Che and Bi Wang could exchange recipes through a webcast room under the shield of Lu Jinjiang.

then--

"Sure enough, it's a coincidence."

"Or is it that the little Veela and the gold master have a mutual understanding?"

"The network leads by a thread, cherish this relationship."

"...No matter what, I believe in love again."

……

Outside the studio.

Su Che didn't know that his sentence "steamed in soy sauce and grilled in white" gave the audience a glimpse of the deeply hidden truth.

He looked at the little goose that had just shed its yellow down and was still far from adulthood, and said regretfully: "It's too thin, I still need to gain weight. It tastes better when it's fatter."

Although he has never cooked any of the dishes in "Braised, Steamed, White Cut and Charcoal Grilled", Su Che has an inexplicable confidence in his cooking skills.

After all, he has watched his close friends cook many times.

Very experienced!

staff member:"……"

The sense of responsibility for work finally defeated his appetite and made him wake up——

"Wait." He held out his hand.

"how?"

"Don't you think that the program group asked you to raise these geese for food?"

"Is not it?"

"Of course not! We have long discouraged guests from eating animals that we raised with our own hands!"

——After gathering a crowd to roast chicken last time and being scolded as insane.

"One, two, three, four, five..."

After counting the goslings in front of them, the staff took a task board from the head goose's neck and read to Su Che——

"Listen well, the following is the first task that the guests need to complete."

"Task [-]: Breeding competition."

"Task content: The three guests will each claim twenty poultry, ten males and ten females. After one month, the number of eggs laid by the hens will be used as the scoring standard. The one with the most eggs will win!"

He handed the task card to Su Che, and comforted him by the way——

"Although the goose is still too young to lay eggs, as long as you feed it well, it will be fine soon!"

"..."

Su Che glanced at the group of geese in front of him, with doubts in his eyes.

The staff did not notice his expression.

"By the way," he was about to leave, when he suddenly thought of something, he took out a booklet from his pocket and handed it to Su Che.

—— "The Art of Goose Raising Essence Edition"

"I almost forgot, this is a guide book carefully selected by the program team for you. It contains 300 frequently asked questions about raising geese and 50 answers to difficult and miscellaneous diseases about raising geese. Please study hard and read thoroughly. Questions can be communicated with the program team at any time."

"Okay." Su Che took the book.

"Raise the best geese, lay the most eggs, come on!"

"……thanks."

"Is there any other question?" After completing the explanation of the prescribed content, the staff picked up the cage and prepared to leave.

"Yes." Su Che stretched out his hand before he left.

"..."

The staff put down the cage, with a puzzled face, "What's wrong?"

Su Che didn't answer his doubts immediately.

He walked around the geese again to confirm that he was right, and then asked——

"Since there is a competition to lay eggs, why are the twenty geese...all ganders?"

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Gander?"

"Fuck, there's something inside."

"The male goose lays eggs? Did this program group come from a comedy program before?"

"It may also be a gay show."

"Or boy-boy shows."

"One gander has two eggs, two ganders have four eggs, three ganders have six eggs, four ganders have eight eggs..."

"..."

"I couldn't help but read it out. There is no problem. Our younger brother Su Che has forty eggs from the beginning, and he is invincible. The program team really loves him!"

"...Although I know that the upstairs is ironic, let me remind you that roosters don't have eggs, they only have cloacas."

"So how do you tell the difference between male and female?"

"emmmmmmmm, this... is more difficult."

"The upstairs don't know either?"

"I know I know, but...it's not easy to describe."

"Is it complicated?"

"It's quite complicated."

"So Su Che can't tell the parents at all? Is he just pretending?"

"Not necessarily, maybe brother Su Che has good eyesight..."

"Hehe, good eyesight? My eyesight is still 5.3, why can't I see it?"

"Maybe he has experience."

"Do you have the experience of braised, steamed, white-cut and charcoal-grilled? What else can he do besides eating?"

"..."

"Don't save face for this kind of pretentious criminal upstairs, expect Su to be severely slapped in the face by the facts, the sb rich second generation should look a bit like the sb rich second generation, don't just want to make big news! "

"+1"

"+2"

"+3"

"I agree, I have long been displeased with him."

"Wait...why do I feel that the direction of the barrage in the past few minutes is a bit wrong? Didn't you just talk about the male goose laying eggs?"

"Because the sunspot who plays the oboe got mixed up upstairs."

"+1"

"Heizi, get out! Brother Su Che hasn't swollen your faces this morning?!"

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