Zha Gong always cries for me
Chapter 78 first dog head
Just when Luo Yuanqing was thinking wildly, all three boyfriends walked in front of him. Luo Yuanqing was panting nervously, thinking that he should say something now, but before he could speak, another voice suddenly appeared in front of him ear.
"Luo Yuanqing!"
The voice was filled with great anger, as if Luo Yuanqing was going to be cut alive, Luo Yuanqing was startled, and hurriedly turned to look.
Behind him stood a beautiful child in a robe, glaring at him.
It was actually Jin Bei.
Jin Bei in ancient costume appeared in this small Nordic-style villa, which is simply too out of harmony!
"Why are you here?" Luo Yuanqing exclaimed.This is a beautiful dream that Mei Yao created for him. In the dream, it is his boyfriend who has been entangled with him for several lifetimes. What if Jin Bei also appeared?
Jin Bei didn't speak yet, but the three boyfriends spoke out, and the three of them looked at him with sad eyes at the same time, making him feel numb all over.
Lan Xu's voice was gentle and somewhat lost, and asked, "Yuan Qing, who is this person?"
"I've been looking for you." This is Shi Chen speaking, his voice is very cold, "I don't even remember myself, but I'm still looking for you."
Wei Ya sneered, and said, "What about the promise of love for three lives?"
Luo Yuanqing never expected that the scumbag who had been hammered for several lifetimes turned out to be the worst scumbag in the end!
My God, three men... No, Luo Yuanqing couldn't even think about the four men's jealousy for him in the Shura Field, and the Charm Demon really has the potential to be a creator of goofy texts!
Luo Yuanqing felt that his mind was getting more and more confused. He knew all this was an illusion just now, but now he couldn't help but slowly fell into it.When he was trying to control his brain, he suddenly saw that Weiya took out a laser gun from nowhere and pointed it at Jin Bei.
Seeing Weiya's laser gun, Luo Yuanqing panicked, his mind sank in an instant, and he couldn't distinguish between illusion and reality. He felt cold all over his body, and hurriedly pulled his three boyfriends who were eager to fight, and shouted excitedly : "Wait, listen to my explanation!"
But no one listened to Luo Yuanqing's explanation, including Jin Bei.
Bright red bloodshots covered the whites of Jin Bei's eyes little by little, and then crawled out from the eyes, slowly covering the whole face.There were burning sparks in his hair, and it crackled non-stop.
It was literally burning with rage.
Then, Jin Bei gritted his teeth and said slowly: "You are mine! How dare you elope with Jin Yun behind my back!"
This is very strange. First of all, Luo Yuanqing does not belong to Jin Bei. Secondly, there is no such thing as Jin Yun looking for anything here. How could Jin Bei say these two words suddenly?
But Luo Yuanqing didn't have time to think about it now, because Jin Bei's reaction frightened him.All the performances of Jin Bei now show that he is so angry that he can't control himself.The more this kind of situation happened, the closer Jin Bei was to going mad.
Then, Jin Bei, who was on the verge of going mad, drew out his sword suddenly, Luo Yuanqing was almost going crazy, and it took him several seconds to react, and he rushed forward and hugged Jin Bei's waist.
"Jin Bei!" Luo Yuanqing couldn't speak any more words, he could only keep calling Jin Bei's name, but Jin Bei couldn't listen, he pushed Luo Yuanqing away, swung his sword suddenly, Luo Yuanqing's three boyfriends threw out a fire snake, and at this moment, Weiya's laser gun also pulled the trigger!
Two different beams shot at each other, both wanting the other's life.But no matter who was injured, Luo Yuanqing couldn't accept it, he rushed towards the two beams recklessly!
But it was still too late, how could Luo Yuanqing catch up?
The two beams of light suddenly met, and at the moment when they met, the silver beam of the laser gun disappeared suddenly, and the Nordic villa and the three tender boyfriends all turned into a wisp of green smoke, Luo Yuanqing felt dizzy in front of her eyes , and a dense forest full of mist appeared again.
But the strange thing is that Jin Bei is still there, and so is the hissing fire snake!
The fire snake continued to rush forward, and suddenly bumped into a big tree that was as thick as two people hugging each other. In just an instant, the fire that soared into the sky burned the big tree.
The spiritual energy like a hurricane directly overturned Luo Yuanqing, and Luo Yuanqing fell on the thick layer of fallen leaves, and the scorching air wave rushed towards him.At that moment, he suddenly felt that his body was out of control, and his right hand suddenly moved on his own, and he pinched his neck hard. Terrible.
How can I describe the degree... that is, if you pinch the lower class, you can directly enter the palace and become the chief eunuch.
As a result, Luo Yuanqing was agitated and woke up from the control of the Charming Monster.
At this time, the voice of 999 suddenly rang in his ears.
"Host, how are you, host! Answer me! If you can't answer me within five seconds, I will completely shut down the system and release the original host for emergency! Host! Ask for an answer! Ask for an answer!... No response for the third time, Start the emergency plan, count down to five, four..."
"I'm here." Luo Yuanqing regained control of his body with great difficulty, and quickly replied, "Don't let him out! Then there will be side effects, and we have to leave early."
"Host!" 999's voice had never been so panicked, as if he was about to cry, "Are you okay?"
It's pretty good...except for the moment when 999 took over Luo Yuanqing's body, and decisively hit Luo Yuanqing's body.
But at least he was sober, and Luo Yuanqing quickly figured out the current situation.
Lan Xu, Shi Chen, and Wei Ya are all illusions, but Jin Bei is real!
Although I don't know exactly when he appeared, but his attack directly broke the control of Mei Yao's brain on Luo Yuanqing, coupled with 999's timely decision, Luo Yuanqing finally woke up.
But now Jin Bei has not yet come out of the illusion, he is still furiously attacking the innocent big tree, cursing and swearing, all of which are Jin Yunxun's name.
Listening to his words, Luo Yuanqing guessed that the vision he saw was that he and Jin Yunxun had eloped...
The situation in front of him was strange and inexplicable, Luo Yuanqing had some bad premonitions, but he didn't dare to think deeply, so he could only get up quickly, and asked 999: "If the pain can make people wake up, I can exchange it for a unicorn arm. Can't you pinch Jin Bei awake?"
Jin Bei's deadly posture scared 999, his voice was covered with electricity, and he said nervously: "I'm not sure, it takes a lot of energy to control such a powerful character in a high plane. But , according to the analysis, if this little prop is used, plus the host itself, there is a 60.00% chance of success."
Luo Yuanqing nodded, and quickly exchanged for the unicorn arm. Then, he took a deep breath and shouted very loudly: "Jin Bei!"
Jin Bei's movements paused slightly, as if it was only at this time that he remembered that Luo Yuanqing was by his side.He stopped the meaningless attack in his hands, turned his head to look at Luo Yuanqing, his eyes were a little confused.
Luo Yuanqing was really reluctant to beat his beautiful grandson, but there was really nothing he could do now, if he couldn't wake up, they were all in danger now.
Therefore, Luo Yuanqing made up his mind, stepped forward and grabbed Jin Bei's arm, raised the unicorn arm, and directly pinched the soft flesh of Jin Bei's neck.
Jin Bei let out a muffled snort, and finally those slack eyes became slightly focused, but his sanity had not yet fully recovered, and he was dizzy, with half of his eyes still full of anger, and the other half of confused.
Luo Yuanqing watched helplessly as a bruise was pinched on his neck by herself, she was so distressed that she couldn't let go, so she had to grab Jin Bei's arm, and the god said: "Jin Bei, wake up! it's me!"
Jin Bei shook his head vigorously, it seemed as if he was about to wake up soon, Luo Yuanqing was overjoyed, but at the moment when he was about to wake up, Jin Bei frowned vigorously again, as if he had seen something he couldn't bear fantasy.
Luo Yuanqing was in a bad mood, and it was too late to run at this time.
The next moment, Luo Yuanqing was directly pushed to the ground by Jin Bei.
Luo Yuanqing:! ! !
Jin Bei firmly grasped Luo Yuanqing's shoulders, with blood-red eyes, he gritted his teeth and said, "How dare you... how dare you treat me like this! I don't allow it! You belong to me!"
After saying this, Jin Bei suddenly squeezed Luo Yuanqing's chin.
Luo Yuanqing suffocated for breath suddenly, and at this moment, countless clips of forced kisses flashed in his mind.
Although there was this guess just now, when it was finally confirmed, Luo Yuanqing was still shocked.
The child who had followed him for three years, he only treated him as a child, did not know when, he actually had such thoughts for him.
Luo Yuanqing couldn't describe his complicated mood now. He was thinking about his boyfriend, and he didn't care whether the unicorn arm would hurt Jin Bei. push away.
Jin Bei had no defense against him, and was thrown away several meters just like that.
Luo Yuanqing stammered, and hurriedly called 999 to find him a way, but before he could utter a complete sentence, Luo Yuanqing started to hear the sound of electricity again, and 999's voice was also intermittent: "Su... host! Be careful...the Charm has started...again..."
Before the words of 999 were finished, things around Luo Yuanqing had undergone drastic changes again.
He saw him and Jin Bei in a room with ambiguous red lights, and the two of them were lying on a large round water bed, surrounded by various props and uniforms.
Luo Yuanqing was terrified of what was going on in this environment, and a melodious tune came to mind again.
It turned out to be "First Encounter".
But this is a re-arranged, re-produced and re-performed "First Encounter", and the instrument played has also been replaced by an elegant piano and an ambiguous saxophone.As a result, this song depicting the purity and beauty of first love has become lingering and blurred.
This piece of music seemed to have an inexplicable magic power. Luo Yuanqing felt that his bones were a little weak when he heard it, and there was an abnormal restlessness in his body.
Luo Yuanqing looked at Jin Bei in panic, and he found that Jin Bei was also stunned for a while, and then his cheeks slowly turned red.
Although he didn't know what Jin Bei saw, but Luo Yuanqing was sure that what Jin Bei saw was similar to what he saw.Charming Monster is now only using its best method of confusing, making Luo Yuanqing and Jin Bei...
I go!Jin Bei is my grandson!He's still half a year old!This Charm is shameless!
Luo Yuanqing scolded the eighteen generations of Mei Yao's ancestors in his heart, but the angrier he got, the calmer he became.Taking advantage of his sanity, Luo Yuanqing quickly pinched his thigh, in the pain of sobriety, Luo Yuanqing dismissed all distracting thoughts, and shouted: "Cold medicine, work hard, come out quickly, and open the system mall. "
999's voice wrapped in electric sounds came out intermittently: "The host... I, I, I... are here!"
The system mall interface in front of Luo Yuanqing was opened with difficulty by 999, but it kept flickering, as if it might turn into a snowflake screen at any time.
At this moment, Jin Bei had already stood up, and staggered towards Luo Yuanqing, the madness in his eyes was terrifying, as if he could eat Luo Yuanqing immediately.
Luo Yuanqing's legs were weak, he struggled to control his restlessness, and finally saw the prop he wanted to see.
Luo Yuanqing panted lightly, and said to 999: "Exchange...exchange the items 'falling asleep in a second' and 'the most popular vibrato', hurry up!"
After finishing speaking, in the midst of a mess of electric currents, Luo Yuanqing's system points were deducted by half, and then, a fast-paced, penetrating, and brainwashing song suddenly sounded up.
When the music hit Jin Bei's eardrums suddenly, his movements froze immediately, his eyes froze suddenly, he was shocked by this type of music he had never heard before, and suddenly froze——
I'm Tarzan next door
catch the vine of love
Hear me out
Awww~
Awww~
Jin Bei:? ? ?
In this highly contagious Divine Comedy, Luo Yuanqing couldn't hear the terrible saxophone at all, and the whole person came to his senses. It was slapped on Jin Bei's face, Jin Bei's body shook, and suddenly he felt sleepy, and fell asleep immediately.
One second before falling asleep, the hilarious disco song changed again——
you say pouting
beep beep beep~
Luo Yuanqing: ...
The song is still playing, switching constantly, each capital has only a few lines, these songs Luo Yuanqing is very, very familiar, I feel forced to listen to it [-] times, I have been brainwashed by force, and I can't help but sing along .
Ahhhhh so annoying, I didn't want to sing at first!
But the effect of these brainwashing songs is outstanding, Luo Yuanqing lost all charming thoughts in an instant, he quickly cheered up, accompanied by the cheerfulness of "I am Baboerben, she is Benboerba", the ambiguous scene in front of him It also slowly dissipated, and he returned to the dense forest again.
This is the victory of modern high technology against demons and heretics, and the victory of human wisdom and science. Although it is very frustrating, Luo Yuanqing gritted his teeth and endured it.
The voice of 999 sounded amidst the sound of music, and it finally returned to normal: "The host is smart, don't turn off the music, and the succubus won't be able to affect you."
Luo Yuanqing gritted his teeth and said, "You have never said such kind words to me, hehe, I guess you have blocked these voices, you can't hear them anyway, right?"
999 quickly changed the topic, and said: "Host, don't dawdle, quickly find Jin Yunxun, and then kill the Mei Yao, so that you can get out of this dense forest. Also, the original owner kindly provided a Qiankun bag, just before you In the inner pocket of the belt, put Jin Bei on and put him in the pocket, which is very safe."
Luo Yuanqing sighed, scolded Jin Bei, this idiot, with fear and anger, and stuffed him into the Qiankun bag.
To be honest, Luo Yuanqing really didn't expect that Jin Bei would have such thoughts for him, he immediately sighed and said: "Jin Bei...he really is...to me...which...which..."
999 replied, "Yes, Jin Bei likes you."
Luo Yuanqing exploded in an instant, and said angrily: "You stupid system! Aren't you able to detect people's heartbeat, blood pressure and other body values! It's been three years! It's been three years, brother! Now you're just saying that Jin Bei likes me!"
"Host, didn't I say it earlier, I am low-level, and many people with too much mental power, I can't check." 999 paused, and then said, "Besides, the system's understanding of human emotions is very vague and mechanical. , no one suggested that I would not analyze in that direction. However, after the host came to the conclusion that Jin Bei might like you, I deduced through his behavioral logic and confirmed that the possibility is as high as 99.9989%. Of course, it can also be said Yes—an afterthought."
Luo Yuanqing: ...
"Luo Yuanqing!"
The voice was filled with great anger, as if Luo Yuanqing was going to be cut alive, Luo Yuanqing was startled, and hurriedly turned to look.
Behind him stood a beautiful child in a robe, glaring at him.
It was actually Jin Bei.
Jin Bei in ancient costume appeared in this small Nordic-style villa, which is simply too out of harmony!
"Why are you here?" Luo Yuanqing exclaimed.This is a beautiful dream that Mei Yao created for him. In the dream, it is his boyfriend who has been entangled with him for several lifetimes. What if Jin Bei also appeared?
Jin Bei didn't speak yet, but the three boyfriends spoke out, and the three of them looked at him with sad eyes at the same time, making him feel numb all over.
Lan Xu's voice was gentle and somewhat lost, and asked, "Yuan Qing, who is this person?"
"I've been looking for you." This is Shi Chen speaking, his voice is very cold, "I don't even remember myself, but I'm still looking for you."
Wei Ya sneered, and said, "What about the promise of love for three lives?"
Luo Yuanqing never expected that the scumbag who had been hammered for several lifetimes turned out to be the worst scumbag in the end!
My God, three men... No, Luo Yuanqing couldn't even think about the four men's jealousy for him in the Shura Field, and the Charm Demon really has the potential to be a creator of goofy texts!
Luo Yuanqing felt that his mind was getting more and more confused. He knew all this was an illusion just now, but now he couldn't help but slowly fell into it.When he was trying to control his brain, he suddenly saw that Weiya took out a laser gun from nowhere and pointed it at Jin Bei.
Seeing Weiya's laser gun, Luo Yuanqing panicked, his mind sank in an instant, and he couldn't distinguish between illusion and reality. He felt cold all over his body, and hurriedly pulled his three boyfriends who were eager to fight, and shouted excitedly : "Wait, listen to my explanation!"
But no one listened to Luo Yuanqing's explanation, including Jin Bei.
Bright red bloodshots covered the whites of Jin Bei's eyes little by little, and then crawled out from the eyes, slowly covering the whole face.There were burning sparks in his hair, and it crackled non-stop.
It was literally burning with rage.
Then, Jin Bei gritted his teeth and said slowly: "You are mine! How dare you elope with Jin Yun behind my back!"
This is very strange. First of all, Luo Yuanqing does not belong to Jin Bei. Secondly, there is no such thing as Jin Yun looking for anything here. How could Jin Bei say these two words suddenly?
But Luo Yuanqing didn't have time to think about it now, because Jin Bei's reaction frightened him.All the performances of Jin Bei now show that he is so angry that he can't control himself.The more this kind of situation happened, the closer Jin Bei was to going mad.
Then, Jin Bei, who was on the verge of going mad, drew out his sword suddenly, Luo Yuanqing was almost going crazy, and it took him several seconds to react, and he rushed forward and hugged Jin Bei's waist.
"Jin Bei!" Luo Yuanqing couldn't speak any more words, he could only keep calling Jin Bei's name, but Jin Bei couldn't listen, he pushed Luo Yuanqing away, swung his sword suddenly, Luo Yuanqing's three boyfriends threw out a fire snake, and at this moment, Weiya's laser gun also pulled the trigger!
Two different beams shot at each other, both wanting the other's life.But no matter who was injured, Luo Yuanqing couldn't accept it, he rushed towards the two beams recklessly!
But it was still too late, how could Luo Yuanqing catch up?
The two beams of light suddenly met, and at the moment when they met, the silver beam of the laser gun disappeared suddenly, and the Nordic villa and the three tender boyfriends all turned into a wisp of green smoke, Luo Yuanqing felt dizzy in front of her eyes , and a dense forest full of mist appeared again.
But the strange thing is that Jin Bei is still there, and so is the hissing fire snake!
The fire snake continued to rush forward, and suddenly bumped into a big tree that was as thick as two people hugging each other. In just an instant, the fire that soared into the sky burned the big tree.
The spiritual energy like a hurricane directly overturned Luo Yuanqing, and Luo Yuanqing fell on the thick layer of fallen leaves, and the scorching air wave rushed towards him.At that moment, he suddenly felt that his body was out of control, and his right hand suddenly moved on his own, and he pinched his neck hard. Terrible.
How can I describe the degree... that is, if you pinch the lower class, you can directly enter the palace and become the chief eunuch.
As a result, Luo Yuanqing was agitated and woke up from the control of the Charming Monster.
At this time, the voice of 999 suddenly rang in his ears.
"Host, how are you, host! Answer me! If you can't answer me within five seconds, I will completely shut down the system and release the original host for emergency! Host! Ask for an answer! Ask for an answer!... No response for the third time, Start the emergency plan, count down to five, four..."
"I'm here." Luo Yuanqing regained control of his body with great difficulty, and quickly replied, "Don't let him out! Then there will be side effects, and we have to leave early."
"Host!" 999's voice had never been so panicked, as if he was about to cry, "Are you okay?"
It's pretty good...except for the moment when 999 took over Luo Yuanqing's body, and decisively hit Luo Yuanqing's body.
But at least he was sober, and Luo Yuanqing quickly figured out the current situation.
Lan Xu, Shi Chen, and Wei Ya are all illusions, but Jin Bei is real!
Although I don't know exactly when he appeared, but his attack directly broke the control of Mei Yao's brain on Luo Yuanqing, coupled with 999's timely decision, Luo Yuanqing finally woke up.
But now Jin Bei has not yet come out of the illusion, he is still furiously attacking the innocent big tree, cursing and swearing, all of which are Jin Yunxun's name.
Listening to his words, Luo Yuanqing guessed that the vision he saw was that he and Jin Yunxun had eloped...
The situation in front of him was strange and inexplicable, Luo Yuanqing had some bad premonitions, but he didn't dare to think deeply, so he could only get up quickly, and asked 999: "If the pain can make people wake up, I can exchange it for a unicorn arm. Can't you pinch Jin Bei awake?"
Jin Bei's deadly posture scared 999, his voice was covered with electricity, and he said nervously: "I'm not sure, it takes a lot of energy to control such a powerful character in a high plane. But , according to the analysis, if this little prop is used, plus the host itself, there is a 60.00% chance of success."
Luo Yuanqing nodded, and quickly exchanged for the unicorn arm. Then, he took a deep breath and shouted very loudly: "Jin Bei!"
Jin Bei's movements paused slightly, as if it was only at this time that he remembered that Luo Yuanqing was by his side.He stopped the meaningless attack in his hands, turned his head to look at Luo Yuanqing, his eyes were a little confused.
Luo Yuanqing was really reluctant to beat his beautiful grandson, but there was really nothing he could do now, if he couldn't wake up, they were all in danger now.
Therefore, Luo Yuanqing made up his mind, stepped forward and grabbed Jin Bei's arm, raised the unicorn arm, and directly pinched the soft flesh of Jin Bei's neck.
Jin Bei let out a muffled snort, and finally those slack eyes became slightly focused, but his sanity had not yet fully recovered, and he was dizzy, with half of his eyes still full of anger, and the other half of confused.
Luo Yuanqing watched helplessly as a bruise was pinched on his neck by herself, she was so distressed that she couldn't let go, so she had to grab Jin Bei's arm, and the god said: "Jin Bei, wake up! it's me!"
Jin Bei shook his head vigorously, it seemed as if he was about to wake up soon, Luo Yuanqing was overjoyed, but at the moment when he was about to wake up, Jin Bei frowned vigorously again, as if he had seen something he couldn't bear fantasy.
Luo Yuanqing was in a bad mood, and it was too late to run at this time.
The next moment, Luo Yuanqing was directly pushed to the ground by Jin Bei.
Luo Yuanqing:! ! !
Jin Bei firmly grasped Luo Yuanqing's shoulders, with blood-red eyes, he gritted his teeth and said, "How dare you... how dare you treat me like this! I don't allow it! You belong to me!"
After saying this, Jin Bei suddenly squeezed Luo Yuanqing's chin.
Luo Yuanqing suffocated for breath suddenly, and at this moment, countless clips of forced kisses flashed in his mind.
Although there was this guess just now, when it was finally confirmed, Luo Yuanqing was still shocked.
The child who had followed him for three years, he only treated him as a child, did not know when, he actually had such thoughts for him.
Luo Yuanqing couldn't describe his complicated mood now. He was thinking about his boyfriend, and he didn't care whether the unicorn arm would hurt Jin Bei. push away.
Jin Bei had no defense against him, and was thrown away several meters just like that.
Luo Yuanqing stammered, and hurriedly called 999 to find him a way, but before he could utter a complete sentence, Luo Yuanqing started to hear the sound of electricity again, and 999's voice was also intermittent: "Su... host! Be careful...the Charm has started...again..."
Before the words of 999 were finished, things around Luo Yuanqing had undergone drastic changes again.
He saw him and Jin Bei in a room with ambiguous red lights, and the two of them were lying on a large round water bed, surrounded by various props and uniforms.
Luo Yuanqing was terrified of what was going on in this environment, and a melodious tune came to mind again.
It turned out to be "First Encounter".
But this is a re-arranged, re-produced and re-performed "First Encounter", and the instrument played has also been replaced by an elegant piano and an ambiguous saxophone.As a result, this song depicting the purity and beauty of first love has become lingering and blurred.
This piece of music seemed to have an inexplicable magic power. Luo Yuanqing felt that his bones were a little weak when he heard it, and there was an abnormal restlessness in his body.
Luo Yuanqing looked at Jin Bei in panic, and he found that Jin Bei was also stunned for a while, and then his cheeks slowly turned red.
Although he didn't know what Jin Bei saw, but Luo Yuanqing was sure that what Jin Bei saw was similar to what he saw.Charming Monster is now only using its best method of confusing, making Luo Yuanqing and Jin Bei...
I go!Jin Bei is my grandson!He's still half a year old!This Charm is shameless!
Luo Yuanqing scolded the eighteen generations of Mei Yao's ancestors in his heart, but the angrier he got, the calmer he became.Taking advantage of his sanity, Luo Yuanqing quickly pinched his thigh, in the pain of sobriety, Luo Yuanqing dismissed all distracting thoughts, and shouted: "Cold medicine, work hard, come out quickly, and open the system mall. "
999's voice wrapped in electric sounds came out intermittently: "The host... I, I, I... are here!"
The system mall interface in front of Luo Yuanqing was opened with difficulty by 999, but it kept flickering, as if it might turn into a snowflake screen at any time.
At this moment, Jin Bei had already stood up, and staggered towards Luo Yuanqing, the madness in his eyes was terrifying, as if he could eat Luo Yuanqing immediately.
Luo Yuanqing's legs were weak, he struggled to control his restlessness, and finally saw the prop he wanted to see.
Luo Yuanqing panted lightly, and said to 999: "Exchange...exchange the items 'falling asleep in a second' and 'the most popular vibrato', hurry up!"
After finishing speaking, in the midst of a mess of electric currents, Luo Yuanqing's system points were deducted by half, and then, a fast-paced, penetrating, and brainwashing song suddenly sounded up.
When the music hit Jin Bei's eardrums suddenly, his movements froze immediately, his eyes froze suddenly, he was shocked by this type of music he had never heard before, and suddenly froze——
I'm Tarzan next door
catch the vine of love
Hear me out
Awww~
Awww~
Jin Bei:? ? ?
In this highly contagious Divine Comedy, Luo Yuanqing couldn't hear the terrible saxophone at all, and the whole person came to his senses. It was slapped on Jin Bei's face, Jin Bei's body shook, and suddenly he felt sleepy, and fell asleep immediately.
One second before falling asleep, the hilarious disco song changed again——
you say pouting
beep beep beep~
Luo Yuanqing: ...
The song is still playing, switching constantly, each capital has only a few lines, these songs Luo Yuanqing is very, very familiar, I feel forced to listen to it [-] times, I have been brainwashed by force, and I can't help but sing along .
Ahhhhh so annoying, I didn't want to sing at first!
But the effect of these brainwashing songs is outstanding, Luo Yuanqing lost all charming thoughts in an instant, he quickly cheered up, accompanied by the cheerfulness of "I am Baboerben, she is Benboerba", the ambiguous scene in front of him It also slowly dissipated, and he returned to the dense forest again.
This is the victory of modern high technology against demons and heretics, and the victory of human wisdom and science. Although it is very frustrating, Luo Yuanqing gritted his teeth and endured it.
The voice of 999 sounded amidst the sound of music, and it finally returned to normal: "The host is smart, don't turn off the music, and the succubus won't be able to affect you."
Luo Yuanqing gritted his teeth and said, "You have never said such kind words to me, hehe, I guess you have blocked these voices, you can't hear them anyway, right?"
999 quickly changed the topic, and said: "Host, don't dawdle, quickly find Jin Yunxun, and then kill the Mei Yao, so that you can get out of this dense forest. Also, the original owner kindly provided a Qiankun bag, just before you In the inner pocket of the belt, put Jin Bei on and put him in the pocket, which is very safe."
Luo Yuanqing sighed, scolded Jin Bei, this idiot, with fear and anger, and stuffed him into the Qiankun bag.
To be honest, Luo Yuanqing really didn't expect that Jin Bei would have such thoughts for him, he immediately sighed and said: "Jin Bei...he really is...to me...which...which..."
999 replied, "Yes, Jin Bei likes you."
Luo Yuanqing exploded in an instant, and said angrily: "You stupid system! Aren't you able to detect people's heartbeat, blood pressure and other body values! It's been three years! It's been three years, brother! Now you're just saying that Jin Bei likes me!"
"Host, didn't I say it earlier, I am low-level, and many people with too much mental power, I can't check." 999 paused, and then said, "Besides, the system's understanding of human emotions is very vague and mechanical. , no one suggested that I would not analyze in that direction. However, after the host came to the conclusion that Jin Bei might like you, I deduced through his behavioral logic and confirmed that the possibility is as high as 99.9989%. Of course, it can also be said Yes—an afterthought."
Luo Yuanqing: ...
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