Lianmai, I'm Lolita

Watching Chen Shi walk out of the classroom, Mo Ganshan shook his head with staring eyes and sighed: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."

"What didn't you expect?" Li Lei casually picked up the folder Moganshan put on the desk with the cute girl printed on it, and turned it around twice in his hand. When he looked up and saw the turbulent waves, he quickly put the file away with a blushing face. Put the clip upside down and put it back on the table.

Mo Ganshan said: "I didn't expect Xueshen to be such a Xueshen."

"Really?" Ji Lianting looked at the position of the back door of the classroom, and murmured, "Maybe Chen Shi is still a pervert who wants to show his big baby to the sweet little loli all day long on the Internet."

Moganshan and Li Lei gasped at the same time, shook their heads in unison and said, "Impossible."

"Absolutely impossible," Moganshan, who said "unexpectedly" just now, jumped out to deny Ji Lianting's thoughts, and said in a firm tone, "The Xueshen may just be a little narcissistic about his studies, absolutely not. I will go and flirt with girls casually."

Ji Lianting asked, "Why are you so sure?"

Mo Ganshan's eyes moved to the folder that Li Lei had put upside down on the desktop just now, and he suddenly showed a wretched smile: "I've checked my eyes, I'm someone who can't flirt with girls." But I don't know if he flirts or not up.

Li Lei remembered Ji Lianting's sentence last night, "Chen is playing hooligans on me", and felt that the boss's delusional disorder seemed to be getting serious after a day of fermentation, so he asked with concern: "Boss, did you not sleep well?"

"Well, because you didn't give me 98k yesterday, I couldn't sleep." Ji Lianting said nonsense with his eyes open.

Li Lei deeply reflected on what he did last night, remembering the tit-for-tat confrontation between himself and Weng Min on the helicopter, and remembering that the helpless boss could only land on the ground and follow the evil Chen Xueshen. Giving up to the evil forces, a sense of guilt filled my heart deeply: "I'm sorry, boss, I will follow your footsteps closely tonight."

"By the way, boss, have you thought about your game ID?" Li Lei suddenly remembered the most important thing.

Ji Lianting was shocked, because he turned over the online name encyclopedia and came up with a series of particularly weird IDs, but in the end, he still had to trick himself into going around.

"Strawberry fruit, candied haws, Yashen Jiaer, Kaiyue myer, Sanzhanconger..." Li Lei listed the ID names of the current team with his fingers, "Boss, what do you want to be called?"

Ji Lianting was silent for a while and replied: "Why don't I call 'Bloody Man'."

Yes, very six, it sounds somewhat similar to "Three Zhan Cong'er".Li Lei applauded wildly: "Boss, you are really amazing, so can you copy today's physics homework for me?"

The relationship between the boss and the follower of the two was originally based on copying homework. Ji Lianting took out his own physics practice paper from the desk and handed it to Li Lei, and asked: "Don't copy them all, otherwise Dong The teacher will find out again."

——Last time when Li Lei transcribed, he geniusly changed "Small ball exercise for a week" into "Small ball exercise for a week". Dong Guo, who has sharp eyesight, spotted this mistake at a glance, and directly took the test paper on the podium and rushed it. Li Lei roared: "Why doesn't your ball follow Newton's laws? Huh? Is it from Newton's relatives?" Li Lei, who was about to die at the time, forced his mouth to say: "No, the ball came out of the lathe in my factory. It’s very good, you can roll for a week.” After saying this, Dong Guo was so angry that he almost drove Li Lei out of the classroom to go around the playground for a week.

After finishing his homework, Li Lei took the exercise paper and Ji Lianting to the cafeteria to eat contentedly. Because he arrived late, almost all the good dishes in the cafeteria were finished, leaving the boiled lettuce, fried potato shreds, etc. that no one cared about. , seems to have no appetite.But the two fiery e-sports teenagers had the idea of ​​eating chicken at night, so they tasted like chicken in the lettuce.

In the afternoon, Resident Evil came into battle again. The exhausted students of Class A sent away the enthusiastic chemistry teacher Xia Haibin. Zhao Caixia stepped into the classroom again on high heels, and once entering the classroom, her eyes locked on Zheng, who opened her mouth and yawned. Moganshan: "Everyone, take out the exercise paper that was handed out in the morning, and look at the first question together, Moganshan, standup, please."

Moganshan, who was in the middle of yawning, hurriedly took out the exercise paper, stood up with a bitter face and began to report the answer: "The first question, A; the second question, B; the third question, B..." Mo Ganshan While reporting the answer, I was thankful that I found Ji Lianting to get the answer right before the lunch break ended, otherwise, with my talent that I got eight out of ten mistakes, I would definitely be hit by Zhao Caixia three times in a row.

"Question [-], D." After Moganshan reported the answer, Zhao Caixia said "Stop", and then asked, "Why did you choose D for this question?"

"This... er... because ABC is wrong, so you choose D?" Mo Ganshan was at a loss for words, he didn't even understand the question, who knows why he chose D, anyway, he just watched Ji Lianting. correct.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Caixia showed a childish smile, and said in a persuasive manner: "Good, then tell me what is wrong with the three options of ABC? Our sentence is a very advanced clause, 10 years in Beijing, 12 years Zhejiang, Jiangsu in 13, National in 15, and Shanghai in 16 all passed the test, who remembers the example we gave in class-Ji Lianting!"

Moganshan, who was still very nervous at first, unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief when Zhao Caixia called out the name "Ji Lianting", and then secretly cast a sympathetic glance at his deskmate.

Ji Lianting, who had just thought about how to hit the enemy at a tricky angle after brainstorming, heard the name, stood up reflexively, glanced down at the position of Moganshan's finger, and said hesitantly: "...Choose D?"

"Pfft——" As soon as the words fell, Ji Lianting heard low laughter from other seats, and he immediately realized that he might have said something wrong, so he looked away in embarrassment, pretending to be trying to admit his mistake Looking at his paper.

"Lian Ting," Zhao Caixia looked at the young man with his head down in front of him bitterly, "you are already a sophomore in high school, take it easy. Your physical and chemical grades are so good, you are very hopeful to hit Qingbei, you can't be judged by your English grades It's a drag!"

Ji Lianting is the so-called talented player, he belongs to the kind of person who can get full marks while sleeping in physics class, but in contrast, he doesn't have an advantage in those subjects that need to be memorized.Therefore, even though he was firmly on the second place in the grade in his first year of high school, he actually had a total score difference of nearly 1 points compared to No.3 Chen Shilai, and the most thrilling time No.1 Li Yunyun was only [-] point lower than him.

Of course, Chen Shi is also a talented player, but this player's skill points probably filled the entire tree. Even if he doesn't study at night every day, he can still be the best in the overall score list.

In this face-seeking world, looking at Ji Lianting who bowed his head in shame, Zhao Caixia couldn't bear to criticize anything after all, sighed and called another lover to help answer the question: "Chen Shi, answer this question. "

Ji Lianting heard the sound of a stool rubbing against the floor behind him, and then Chen Shi's voice: "A is a wrong phrase, exclude it; B cannot be used in a non-restrictive attributive clause, exclude it; C is ambiguous, so choose D." Chen Shi side While speaking, Ji Lianting saw that the girls around him obviously leaned back, as if this would allow them to get closer to the source of the sound.

The detailed explanation, which was almost like a reference answer, made Zhao Caixia nodded in satisfaction and praised "perfect", and then her anger subsided, and the duo at the same table who were still standing shivering sat down and continued to listen to the class.

After sitting down, Ji Lianting secretly clenched his fists and set the flag after feeling the gap: set a small goal first, and in the next monthly exam, his English score will be 10 points higher than Chen Shi's.

As a result, Ji Lianting's lofty ambitions quickly dissipated before the new red list posted on the bulletin board before evening self-study.

The red list for the start-of-term examination came out. Without any surprise, Chen Shi and Ji Lianting won No. 2 in the grade. Ji Lianting, who had always only paid attention to the ranking, rarely paid attention to the previous single-subject score sheet.

Chen Shi scored 146 in English; Ji Lianting scored 121 in English.

Oh, goodbye.

Ji Lianting decided to replace this lofty ambition with robbing all the resources he could in "Survival Battlefield".

As soon as the bell rang at the end of evening self-study, Goodbye got up quickly, and while arranging his schoolbags, he shouted at the others across most of the classroom: "Brothers! See you on the battlefield! Don't dove me!"

Chen Shi never went to study by himself at night, so he might have been galloping on the battlefield all night by now.Weng Min was a dull gourd again, it was impossible to expect him to say something.So only Ji Lianting and Li Lei actively responded to the call and said: "Okay! See you later!"

Ji Lianting finished his schoolbag and rushed home as fast as he could. When he got home, he took off his shoes and went into the bedroom. Mo Lihua, who was watching a variety show with a mask on the sofa, looked at his son who rushed in like a whirlwind, and shook his head. Ji Yunsheng next to him said: "My son is so frizzy all day long, when will he grow up?"

Ji Yunsheng peeled an orange for his wife, tore a piece into her mouth, and said calmly, "Let it be."

Ji Lianting, a frizzy boy who didn't know that his parents decided to let him go, rushed into the bedroom. The first thing he did was to log into "Survival Battlefield", and registered a new ID "Blood Man" with the WeChat account he applied for last night.

On the way home, Li Lei had already posted ten consecutive messages in the WeChat group, "Come on fast, I'm strong", in exchange for Gudebye's crazy "1111" and Weng Min's string of ellipses.

Goodbye: Where's @Cs@吉小制 Xueshen and Ting Ting?

Ji Lianting's eyes darkened, and he felt that Gu Debai was a ky, the girls only dared to call themselves "Ting Ting" behind their backs, but this man actually dared to call himself "Ting Ting" in front of the Lord after hearing it.

Young Master Ji: Don't call me Ting Ting/Smile

However, Gudebye hadn't seen the emotion hidden behind the smile, and said in surprise: Really?I think all the girls are saying that, Ting Ting, you can't be so double-standard.

Goodbye: Ting Ting, have you registered yet? Come and add friends, sexy worship God will take you to eat chicken online.

Ji Lianting lost his temper when he was shouted by Tingting on the left and Tingting on the right, so he reluctantly sent the ID serial number he just registered to the group, asking everyone to add him as a friend.

After switching back to the game interface, the system prompts that there is a friend request that needs to be processed by him.

Ji Lianting clicked on it - "San Zhan Cong'er" asked to add you as a friend.

It turns out that this person didn't block group messages.

The author has something to say: still outside (.

I may have obsessive-compulsive disorder, because I found out that since I was a little red flower.I feel bad if I don’t update every day_(:з)∠)_