Lianmai, I'm Lolita

As the saying goes, once raw, second cooked, third and fourth, meat sticks to meat.For this trivial matter, Ji Lianting only needs to try for a few nights, and he can become whoever he picks up a mobile phone. He can freely switch between the two identities of Li Ziyuan and Ji Lianting himself. At the end of the month, no one was found.

Of course, this has a lot to do with the different frequency of appearance of the two, not to mention that Ji Lianting gave Li Ziyuan a personality of a third-year junior high school girl, so it seems reasonable to avoid bubbling in the WeChat group on weekdays.

But of course there are things that don't make sense.In order to expose Chen Shi's true face as soon as possible, Ji Lianting started to check in every day since he successfully added Chen Shi's WeChat. The two physics questions were friendly exchanges, and the contents of the questions were naturally picked up from Moganshan.

To Ji Lianting's surprise, the seemingly aloof Chen Xueshen is actually a good man who answers all questions. No matter how mentally handicapped the questions Li Ziyuan asks, he can give the correct answer within a few minutes. The number of words in the reply is still not many, but after a closer look, it turns out that every question has been answered.

It's a pity that the girls in the school are too timid to see through Chen Shi's nature of willingness to contact girls.Another night when Chen Shi was happily discussing the physics problems of the third year of junior high school, Ji Lianting thought regretfully looking at the newly received reply on WeChat.

The chicken-eating team didn’t make much noise tonight, because the Nanshi monthly exam in September will be held the next day, Li Lei and others are busy hustling, only Ji Lianting, who is bored, is not allowed to review if he doesn’t review No.1 mentality, put on the vest of silly white sweet cousin again to harass Chen Shi.

When Chen Shi's answer came, Ji Lianting didn't even look at it, so he turned to harass Moganshan again, asking him for a new topic.

Mo Chengfenghua: Ting, can we stop today?Generally, girls know that the object of their crush will have a monthly exam tomorrow, and they will considerately set aside review time for him.

After asking Moganshan that day for a physics problem in the third grade of junior high school, Ji Lianting told him the story of his courageous search for the truth in his vest at school the next day.Accompanied by Rou Baozi, Mo Ganshan listened with gusto, and finally patted his chest to guarantee his loyalty to the organization, and decided to join the True Love column group with a person who has five years of experience in online dating, and contribute his part to Ji Lianting's women's clothing business. power.

Facts have proved that Moganshan is indeed an indispensable role. At least in terms of Ji Lianting's tone and emoji, he has made a arduous contribution. After some modification, all the wretched panda heads in Li Ziyuan's WeChat emoji It was deleted, and replaced by cute long grass dumplings and small mushrooms, no matter how you look at it, the hearts of girls are bursting.

Mo Ganshan had to listen to what Moganshan said, but he was unwilling to let Chen Shi review Ji Lianting at ease. In the end, he deleted a sentence and changed a lot of wording before carefully clicking send.

Li Ziyuan: Little brother, I know you are busy studying now, I shouldn't disturb you... But we also have a monthly exam, I still have a lot of physics questions, I can't QAQ, am I stupid? QAQ

Cs: Hmm.

I don't know if this "um" is answering the sentence "shouldn't bother" or the sentence "very stupid". In short, it seems that this chat has failed.Ji Lianting couldn't chat anymore, so he simply took a screenshot and sent it to Moganshan, asking him to take care of the funeral.

Li Ziyuan: [Picture.jpg] Help me find out, how should I chat next?

Mo Chengfenghua: ...it's bro 666, I've never seen such an iron straightboy.

Li Ziyuan: I didn't let you praise him!I'm asking you what should I say next!

Mo Ganshan looked at the words sent by the same table on the screen in confusion, and turned up his own words suspiciously—when did he praise Chen Xueshen?

Internet dating expert Mo Ganshan finally came up with a topic for Ji Lianting: You just acquiesce that Xueshen is answering your second question, and then tease him, "Stupid girls usually have smart little brothers who like them."

Li Ziyuan: Behind every stupid girl there is a smart little brother~ For example, Xiangqin has Naoki who loves her deeply~ Little brother, don’t you think so?

Ji Lianting forwarded the words from Moganshan to Chen Shi intact. Looking at the rippling wavy lines and the accompanying animation, he couldn't help but touch the goosebumps on his body.

Cs: I like smart ones.

Seeing Chen Shi's reply, Ji Lianting's eyes lit up - Moganshan's words really worked!After tirelessly flirting for more than half a month, Chen Shi finally couldn't hold back and showed his fox tail.

Li Ziyuan: How smart do you need to be? OUO I heard my cousin say that your grades are very good~

Cs: Similar to my grades.

Now the scope has narrowed down a lot. Chen is No.1 in his grade. If he wants to have similar grades with him, he must be at least in the top ten. After screening out the boys, let’s see what are the few left. Among the girls, whoever has the most contact with Chen Shi must be Chen Shi's ideal type.

Fortunately, the monthly exam is tomorrow. According to Teacher Nan Shi's marking speed, after the last English exam, the self-study on the night will almost produce the ranking list of the entire grade.

...wait, ranking?Ji Lianting's fast-running mind stopped for a few seconds, and only two large characters remained in his mind.He jumped up and hurriedly took out the Chinese documents from his schoolbag and began to review classical Chinese.

This time, not only did he want to find out Chen Shi's crush, but he also wanted to trample Chen Shi under his feet on the grade gold list.While reciting the seven ways of using function words, Ji Lianting cheered himself up in his heart.

Unknowingly hugging Buddha's feet until late at night, Ji Lianting climbed into bed and fell asleep with his mind full of ancient poems.The next day, as expected, he woke up again under Mo Lihua's loud voice. After hurriedly washing up, he ran to the school with bread in his mouth. Unexpectedly, he saw Chen Shi who happened to get off the Porsche at the school gate.

As expected, Brother Young Master is still Brother Young Master, and everyone at home has their own driver.Ji Lianting stared at Porsche and took a bite of the bread, and when he looked up again, he found Chen Shi looking at him expressionlessly.Ji Lianting was taken aback for a moment, and immediately realized that he was probably looking at Porsche too fiercely, and turned his head unnaturally with toast covering his face.

When I turned around, Porsche had already left, and Chen Shi was gone.

The two-day exam passed by in a flash. Perhaps it was because of reviewing the classical Chinese essays before the exam. Ji Lianting felt that the monthly exam was very smooth this time. Not only did he never have to worry about science and mathematics, but the two essays did not contain any gaps. Badi is done.This made him full of confidence in the upcoming monthly exam rankings.

Even the self-study class (reading magazines) activists like Li Lei are lazy and take time off to go home and enjoy a big meal. For the little secret in his heart, Ji Lianting chooses to stay in the Waiting for rankings in the classroom.

After the evening self-study bell rang, Dong Guo walked into the classroom, looked at the sparsely seated students and shook his head, and when he caught Ji Lianting in his sight, he nodded in satisfaction, walked over and said to his lover who pretended to be still dealing with the physics papers : "Come with me to the office and import the ranking and score registration of the monthly exam into the system."

Ji Lianting threw down his pen at the speed of light, and showed two small canine teeth to the class teacher: "Okay, Teacher Dong."

Because each test paper will have subjective questions, the score is manually scored in the end. If you want to get the ranking as soon as possible, you have to manually enter it into the computer and then sort it.When Ji Lianting walked into the office, there were already many students from other classes squatting in the pile of test papers holding the computer to check the list and enter the scores one by one.

"These are the test papers of our class, you record them one by one," Dong Guo pointed to the four thick stacks of test papers on his desk and said to Ji Lianting, "If you have any difficulties, the teacher will help you find two helpers. "

Ji Lianting made up his mind and closed his eyes, and said firmly to Dong Guo: "You don't need the teacher, I can do it by myself."

"That's right." Dong Guo nodded in satisfaction, took his textbooks and went downstairs to the classroom to supervise the self-study.

For his little thought, Ji Lianting struggled for an hour and a half before finally entering the monthly exam results of all the students in Class A of Senior Two.It's just that the more he recorded, the more desolate he felt inside, and it was almost unnecessary to sort them in descending order to know that this time the first or eighty percent of the grades belonged to Chen Shi again.

Chen Shi's own scores: 129 in Chinese, 150 in mathematics, 148 in English, and 292 in comprehensive science.

On the other hand, Ji Lianting himself, although he also got a perfect score in mathematics and scored 290 in comprehensive science, he still only scored 120 in Chinese after reviewing classical Chinese, and Chen Shi simply fell behind by 15 points in English. It was pulled to 22 points.

#This month is also the month that I failed to get No.1#

Ji Lianting took a deep breath and opened the ranking system for the whole grade.By the time his entry is over, the students from other classes who came to help have been almost recorded, so the ranking of the grade group can basically be determined.

No.1 is still the otherworldly Chen Shi, who dominates the crowd with a total score of 719. No.2 Ji Lianting scored 697 points, No.3... Ji Lianting narrowed his eyes, feeling that he might have found Chen Shi's crush.

No.3 Li Yunyun, 696 points.

Ji Lianting knew about Li Yunyun, the top student in class B of the second year of high school, would pose a certain threat to her No.2 position from time to time.But probably because Class B has Luo Nange, the school belle, who shines outside, Li Yunyun seems a little too low-key. Class A and Class B are parallel classes next door, and a year has passed, and Ji Lianting has never seen her, except when taking pictures of the monthly exam gold list.

Would Chen like such a girl?

Sliding the mouse down again, Luo Nange stepped on his tail and happened to be ranked No.10 in the grade group.

Could it be Luo Nange?Ji Lianting suddenly became a little uncertain again.

The author has something to say: Chen Shi: I like smart ones.

Ji Lianting: How smart do you have to be?

Chen Shi: I think No.2 is pretty good.