call my husband

Eat people with short mouths, and take people softly.

The eight-character motto is now hanging above Huai Xi's head, and it will never fall.

Yesterday the prince thought about how to reject Dongyuan's words all night, because he was pale and weak at the moment after eating a plate of caught meat.

Not only that, Huai Xi can't even say a single serious word now.

And he also doubted whether that silly fat bird would understand the words "our identities are too different to be appropriate".

Forget it, Huai Xi thought, what happened last night is just as if it never happened.From now on, he just needs to be cold-faced to that fat bird, presumably the fat bird will gradually understand after seeing this.

In the final analysis, how could he, a god, care about a fat tit?If it is accidentally spread, the gossip tabloids that are closely watching him may play it up and wait for an opportunity to make a fuss.

Abominable!

Huai Xi dissed the gossip tabloids in his heart, then tidied up his appearance, opened the door and walked out.Every time he took a step, his heart was pounding, and he was always paying attention to Dongyuan standing not far away from the corner of his eye, for fear that Dongyuan outside would jump up in a wave. After all, it has been proved that this bird is more courageous than those fairies in the heaven. It looks more than ten times bigger.

But Dong Yuan stood still, and when Huai Xi came out, she smiled shyly again: "Good morning."

Huai Xi took a quick look at Dong Yuan's expression, and found that the fat bird had no other emotions other than a shy smile, as if he had lost his memory of the incident of sitting at someone's house and professing his love last night.

The more calm Dong Yuan became, the more uncomfortable Huai Xi became. He turned away from the two people's gaze and coughed to change the subject: "What were you doing just now?"

Dong Yuan's round eyes stared at Huai Xi, Huai Xi at this time was quite different from yesterday when he was by the lake, he changed into short hair, wearing a shirt and trousers, he was less fairy-like, more A bit mundane.

One hundred faint ah one hundred faint.

"I was taking a picture just now, and I want to send it to fans online." Dong Yuan held up his phone to show Huai Xi, and seized the time to gain impression points for himself. However, due to the height difference, he could only touch his cheek with the raised hand. Lifting up, the soft chin was also exposed, "This is my job, and I can make money." To support you, Dongyuan added in her heart with some joy.

Huai Xi glanced casually, he didn't hear what Dongyuan said behind him, he only saw the confession flying all over the screen.

"Husband Yuanyuan!"

"Ah! Today is also a day to love my husband!"

The word "husband" is really scary to Huai Xi now, let alone on Dong Yuan's phone.Huai Xi hurriedly took a step back, she remained calm on the surface, but in fact she panicked inwardly, "Well, I'm going out."

This is really a fat bird with a flashy life style that is not good enough!

Dongyuan didn't know the ups and downs in the crown prince's heart, he took back his phone and stepped aside, his wife watched as her husband went to work, and Huaixi walked out of the courtyard slowly pretending to be.

In order for the work of the management bureau to proceed smoothly, during the first three days when Huai Xi went down to earth, she also went to a refresher class to learn about the current progress of the world.

As soon as Huai Xi left, Dong Yuan returned to the tree hole and took out a notebook not long after, and followed him out.

He has only been in adult form for half a year. He didn't become a spirit before, but when he opened his spiritual consciousness, he knew the dangers in the world, so he didn't usually go to other places except this small forest.After being able to transform, Dongyuan didn't go to many places. He usually went to a small park or a milk tea shop next to the small park to sit for a while when he left home.

When he was in the advanced training class, the teacher in the class also said that he was not progressing fast enough and asked him to work harder, otherwise he would fall behind in the future.Dongyuan was just able to transform into a human form at that time, not to mention that his form was not stable, because the original form was white and fat, and the human form was also white and tender, and he didn't look very sensible.

The teachers in the training class also want to pursue good performance and evaluate excellent ones, so they are a little bit concerned about Dongyuan, and specially gave him an example one-on-one.

"For example, you know Mr. Dongzao, right? He is a tit just like you. How can he be with Mr. Huaisui? It's because he is hardworking and studious, and has a brilliant literary talent."

Mr. Dongzao who was also cue while lying down: I am not, I am not, please don't talk nonsense.

Dongyuan naturally knew about Dongzao, otherwise he wouldn't be able to give himself a Dong surname, this is to pay tribute to his predecessors.For this reason, Dongyuan puts all her energy into doing everything, and pays attention to a stupid bird flying first in everything.

For example, Dongyuan treats the affair of the crown prince in the same way.

He came out and did his homework attentively.

Dongyuan sat in the gazebo in the park, accompanied by the music of grandpa and aunt's morning exercise, spread out the notebook, took out a pen, and began to write on it stroke by stroke.

"Name: Huai Xi, Appearance: SSS, Personality: Kind."

When Dongyuan wrote this, her hands froze again. What else should I write?Huai Xi has only been down to earth for less than 24 hours, and Dong Yuan's understanding of him is really limited, which makes Fei Jiu's head hurt.

He thought about every clue for 2 minutes, and simply went straight to the next thought.

If you want to get to the bottom of Dongyuan's experience in making men, there are two main sources.One is today's developed network, and the other is various novels.

In short, it is less scientific and less comprehensive.

Coupled with zero actual combat experience, Dongyuan has a restless heart and drive, and he can't think of a complete routine for a while.

The old man who was playing chess next to him knew him too: "Dongyuan, what are you writing?"

There are few young people in this park, and even fewer young people come here so often. Dong Yuan often sits and dozes off in the gazebo, and most of the old people know his name.

Dongyuan heard someone talking to him, so he put down the paper and pen in his hand, and seeing the other person's white hair full of life experience, Dongyuan asked: "Grandpa, can you tell me how to please my wife? "

The old man was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "How old are you, and you know you want a wife?"

Dongyuan was not unhappy because of being made fun of, but said in a serious manner: "I'm twenty."

Fat Bird, who didn't know how old he was at all, said this. Anyway, on the human ID card issued to him by the Administration, he was twenty, so it wasn't a lie.

The two old men who were playing chess stopped their movements, turned their heads and looked at Dongyuan together.Seeing that Dong Yuan didn't seem to be joking, the white-haired old man said, "Well, I'll pass on my experience to you today."

The black-haired old man dismantled him: "You can't walk when you saw a girl when you were young, so why don't you pass on your experience?"

The white-haired old man said stubbornly: "That's better than dyeing your hair when you're old, and the old cucumber is painted green!"

Seeing that the two of them were going to mess up the topic, Dong Yuan hurriedly smoothed things over: "Why don't you two talk together."

Double experience, double happiness.

The two old men were not happy about accepting it, and they started talking one after another.

"Tell me what kind of person your wife is first." The white-haired old man said.

Dong Yuan thought about Huai Xi's words and deeds, and then concluded: "It seems a little shy, doesn't talk much, sometimes a bit fierce but not really fierce."

"I know," the white-haired old man said, "just carry it. In fact, let me tell you, such a person is the softest. Don't look at her holding it now. After warming it up, she will be softer than anyone else."

The black-haired old man nodded and said: "This woman is like this. If you want someone to be your wife, you have to be patient and careful? Don't give up when you encounter setbacks. Young people just work harder."

"That's about it."

The two old men saw that Dong Yuan looked rebuked, so they turned their heads and continued bickering and playing chess.

Dong Yuan spread out the notebook again, and solemnly wrote down a few big characters in italics.

"Tips: Be patient, careful, and treat your wife well."

Dong Yuan blew these words against the morning wind, and grinned, full of confidence.

At this time, Huai Xi was in the office on the top floor of the management bureau, quickly browsing through the history of the development of the human world over the past century that the turtle spirit had sent him. In about two hours, Huai Xi was successfully in line with the times.

After this integration, there was nothing else to do except complain about the impatience of the human world. He tapped his fingertips back and forth on the swivel chair, and finally closed his eyes and thought, if he wants to return to the heaven from here, he must let his mother speak , if calculated according to the time, he waited until his mother came home to find out that his own son was sent to the human world, it might not be until the afternoon of the heavenly world. In short, Huai Xi would have to stay in the human world for at least half a year.

Uncomfortable wow.

The work is boring, and there is such a perverted fat bird in the place where I live.

Thinking of Dong Yuan, Huai Xi opened his eyes, his gaze fell on the computer screen, he straightened up suddenly, raised his hand and pulled the notebook in front of him, then opened the search box and typed a few words.

"How to reject suitors you don't like?"

If you have any questions, you can ask the omnipotent netizens for help. The experience that the prince has just learned can't be wrong.

Immediately, many similar questions associated with it appeared in the search box.Huai Xi looked carefully at each one of them, but when she saw the back, she realized that what came out was all useless clichés.

When he was about to close the browser in frustration, he suddenly saw a small forum at the bottom of the browser, and there was a related post in the forum.

Huai Xi clicked in, and was overwhelmed by the host's impassioned words.

Landlord: In addition to the above Balala, the key to rejecting unwanted peach blossoms is as follows.

Key points: no gifts, no flattery, no chance to show off to the other party!

A row of replies follows.

"The personal test is effective!"

"Follow it, the rotten peach blossoms really flew away!"

Don't give gifts, don't please, don't give the other party a chance to show off.

Huai Xi stared at this line of words, thinking of the meat he had eaten in the morning, the crown prince who got off to a bad start wanted to turn back the clock and slap himself to wake him up.

He hates it.