Learning god's little light bulb

After registration, there is military training. For someone like Fang Chen who has a project on his back, just kidding, is military training still necessary?Of course, the answer is yes!Fang Chen's mind is full of pitfalls, this is different from what he said before!He knew before that he was carrying the project, and he was the main person in charge of the project, so he didn't need military training at all?In the end, the school told him that for the sake of team building, you have to get acquainted with your classmates, and you can't leave the team... In short, Fang Chen doesn't need military training every day, but there are some events that he must participate in!

Fang Chen's mind is full of thoughts about the ozone layer, is this a slap in the face? ? ?Especially the military training of Tsinghua University, the famous deceitful people, the life of the 50-day military training, all you need to do is-survive strong!However, there is indeed a reason why all Tsinghua University students can become top talents in society.No matter what kind of person you are, or how "asshole" or "nerd" you were before, after this period of military training, you can "stand upright, sit upright, walk Like a pine" or something.Moreover, during this time, they will acquire part of the knowledge beyond textbooks, such as EQ courses, psychology courses, etc., and so on.

Ever since, this night, with the heart that I might not be able to come back for a month or two, I was completely irritable, and I fried and cooked my small light bulbs in front, back, left, and right.Moreover, Lidong also felt that he would definitely not see his boyfriend before school started, even if it was almost dawn, his fingers were weak, and the strong-willed "Brother Chen" and "Old Gong" whispered to Fang Chen.The little milk cat's dependence instantly made Fang Chen feel that he was full of blood from the drained state, and successfully tossed his small light bulb until he fell asleep with tears in the corners of his eyes.Of course, it may also be a coma...

In short, Fang Chen held Lidong pitifully and went to the bathroom to take a shower, changed the sheets, hugged Lidong in his arms, looked at his watch, and had to get up to go to school in an hour.He didn't want to hug Lidong with his eyes closed and kiss Lidong's little ears.Lidong curled up in Fang Chen's arms like a kitten, and Fang Chen felt that his heart was about to melt.I want to put Lidong in my pocket... Sighing, I picked up the mobile phone next to the bed and set an alarm clock, and fell asleep after being relaxed.

When Lidong woke up, he was the only one left on the big bed, the room's air conditioner was working very softly, and a note and a thermos cup were placed beside the bed.He wanted to rub his eyes, but he couldn't raise his arms at all and said!Stinking rogue! !Because the curtains were drawn tight, I didn't even know what time it was, so I reached for the phone by the bed and checked the time. Damn it, I only slept for two hours? ? ? 07:30? ? ?Another look, oh, 07:30 pm!The expressionless Lidong, misunderstood, fourteen hours...

Bird//Beast//Ah! ! !

He was wearing a soft cotton pajamas, which could be seen that Fang Chen had put them on for him. There was no fabric under his body, but he didn't feel any discomfort. He must have been drugged.Smiled, oh, Fang Chen is really, it must be because he is afraid that he will not have the strength to wear clothes!

Picked up the note and wrote: "Little light bulb, there are porridge and side dishes in the warming cabinet in the kitchen. Remember to heat it up in the microwave, it will be ready in 2 minutes. I guess I will be back within a week. Be good, have a good rest, wait I come back to take you to school. Love you. Chen"

At the end, I also drew an ugly heart that exploded. Well, don't expect a science guy to have such good drawing skills.Lidong happily dragged his tired body to wash his face, brush his teeth and eat, it didn't matter if he went to wash up now, when he looked in the mirror, he almost wanted to rush to the barracks and flush Fang Chen into the toilet! ! !Is this neck still my neck? ? ?This arm or all my arms? ? ? ?He lowered his head again and looked at his legs, what? ?Ankle, what? ?Hurry up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, Fang Chen, you old hooligan, are you a dog? ? ?He lifted up his shirt, and then...he thought he knew why Fang Chen put him in pajamas! ! !This guy is afraid that he will wake up and find out that he is "domestic violence"! ! !

Although, this also has its own responsibility.That can't stop my sadness, how to go out? ? ?This is the idea of ​​this guy, this body, can he go down in a week? ?This is Fang Chen's purpose! !It's not like I'm going to military training and I haven't seen you for a long time! !He must have known he would be back in a week! !Ah... angry Lidong, um, I drank an extra bowl of porridge...

This temperament is also quite big!

However, what is amazing is that some of his overused parts are actually very "powerful", there is no "severe injury", and it is not even useful to be uncomfortable... He kind of wants to harm Senior Jiang and Jian Chu By the way, are they just like him after that, and they are also so "extraordinarily talented"... It seems a bit like showing off?Hehe, pull it down, let's keep it for yourself... After all, the f*cking bruises... It's more like showing off...

However, what Lidong didn't know was that when he was about to recover from his injury for a week, a batch of posts like this were quickly circulating on the Internet:

Ranked No. [-]——"The male god Yashen I met when I was working in a hot pot restaurant, sweet and soft and cute, don't want it, my boyfriend said it was super doting!" "This post is followed by the big red "explosion"!This post was written by the hot pot clerk when they were eating hot pot. After all, she was the first to discover it, and the post became popular...

Ranked second is - "Mr. Guqin Ya's Mysterious Boyfriend Is Qing University Bully? ", although it was posted late, but due to the various high-definition pictures, sweet interactions, and even some small videos, it couldn't be sweeter... This is the "□□Short Cannon" school girl from the Faculty of Arts issued.The night of military training does not control their hobbies.So, at 06:30 in the evening, under the "high pressure" of the instructor in the computer room, when everyone else was looking for information, she took the "private goods" that she had withstood the pressure-the camera memory card, and started Clip!He also sighed while posting, "This Internet speed is really good, and the computers in this army are really good." Tired and going to bed early, the little girl stayed up until 11:30, and posted posts and various sweet clips!

What the little girl didn't know was that many people did take pictures that day. Now many people are very cute BL couples, but they feel that they are not good-looking in real life, so everyone looks for good-looking little brothers online.The little girl was not only herself, she also collected materials from the campus website during the week that the school gave them to report and recuperate. It can be said that she used her life to "help" Yashen come out of the closet!This is why there were no such popular posts in the previous week.As a result, after this post was posted, the little girl went back to the first few floors in a symbolic sense, and she couldn't stand it any longer, and went back to sleep. Moreover, she had to face such a difficult military training the next day...

However, at two or three o'clock in the morning, this "Ya Shen and Xue Ba" couple exploded, and Weibo topics #双神CP#, #学霸 VS雅神#, etc., directly rushed to the top of the topic list, making everyone It is suspected that someone operated it.At around [-] o'clock the next morning, someone directly found Lidong's short video account, and analyzed the "details of love" in Lidong's video from various aspects; physics enthusiasts even found out on Fang Chen's Weibo account. In the attention list of Fang Chen, the "academic monster", there are two accounts that have nothing to do with physics, mathematics, etc., one is Lidong's account, and the other is called "Aladdin Magic Lamp" , I clicked in and found, yo, don’t look at it as a trumpet, but the frequency is raised by thieves, and it’s all Weibo of "show affection"! !The master in the background directly picked out that this trumpet is definitely Lidong's trumpet!

Next, #Aladdin神元婚夫# airborne directly to the top of the hot topic list!

There was a heated discussion online.The opinions of the three parties came out, and those who agreed were blessings, and then said blessings such as "you have a good face", "get married" and so on.The neutral ones think that "love has nothing to do with gender, as long as each is happy." After all, same-sex marriage has been legal for a long time. Although there are indeed many voices of disapproval in society, there are already many voices of tolerance.As for those keyboardists who are against or who don’t know what they mean, they say, “Is the current hype so ugly?” “Why is there such a scum in the classical circle, is the wheat bran here?” Is there no one in the academic world? Find actors to attract people? "Spicy chicken" and other words, but there are many blessings and neutral voices, and they haven't made too much trouble...

The parties involved were unaware of this fierce war, so that two days after the topic had been fermented, the little girl who posted the post looked at her own post again with a tired body, and was shocked to find this situation... Trembling, I went to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory, and brought my own camera memory card, and borrowed a mobile phone from the instructor crying, and pulled the instructor's full military uniform on the back, asking the instructor to help find it. People... The instructor asked the comrades next to him in a dazed expression, "Am I being too kind?"

Comrade: "No, you just look like a bully!"

Instructor...

The little girl was about to cry, but when he saw Fang Chen who was spitting ice, Fang Chen thought it was someone who had no eyes to "hook up" him, but when he saw that it was a little girl who was about to cry, he calmed down instantly.Asked: "Is there something wrong?"

"Master Fang, I'm sorry for you and Lidong..."

"Huh???" Fang Chen was stunned, and the instructors were also stunned... Even Li Jian, who wanted to watch the fun, and the other top students were also stunned. What rhythm?He only looked at Fang Chen with his face looking at the scumbag, and Li Jian even asked his own black horse to go to Zhou Jing, euphemistically saying: "Go to Zhou Jing, his brother is going to ask for help." Becoming a scumbag!"

When Zhou Jing arrived, the little girl was crying and belching out one after another, but the key information still didn't come out.Fang Chen had a "constipated face" and looked at Zhou Jing with words in his eyes, "Brother, help me, what's going on, you cry when you see me?!?!" Surprised, Zhou Jing hurriedly followed Xiao girl.Hehe, expect Fang Chen to coax something out?Do you think he coaxes Lidong? ? ?Besides Lidong, who else could Fang Chen have that patience with...

Finally, the little girl came out with the reason and showed Fang Chen the phone, and Fang Chen's expression sank after reading it.He said that someone seemed to follow them that day, but he didn't expect so many people to take pictures, but it was very sweet!Hehe, the old man blushed, but he decided to deal with it seriously. Although there was no such serious scolding, he was still a discordant netizen. He was worried that Lidong would be sad when he saw it.I hurriedly called Lidong, but in the end, I couldn't get through... Finally, I had to ask for leave, and took Zhou Jing away by the way. After all, Zhou Jing is more professional than him in operating some things!

Lidong here is also receiving telephone education. He has not been online for the past two days due to "rehabilitation", and he is composing music. He feels that the recent sweetness is especially suitable for composing music.I was wondering if there was a wrong sound, but his senior brother called him, and he asked cheerfully as soon as he connected: "Senior brother, how do you know that I want to find you? Really, I need you to give me this song. Look, there is a part written in a mess!"

"Xiaodong. Are you stupid??? Your fans and Heizi helped you come out!! You told me you wrote songs??? What about your brain?? Take a quick look. It's dealt with, master here you Find a way to bring your little boyfriend along to see." Then there was silence for two seconds, "By the way, send me the song, and I'll show you!" The phone hung up...

Lidong hung up the phone in a daze, sent a song to the senior brother, and then watched the hot spots on the Internet... When he was in a daze, he heard the sound of the door opening. Fang Chen was wearing a military training uniform without even changing his shoes, so he sat on the sofa. With a bewildered face, Lidong hugged her...

The author has something to say: I think so, I am always torn between driving and not driving,

Then secretly pushed my trolley for a walk

I haven't applied for a visa, maybe I suspect that I will be rejected,

My estimated reason for rejection: Always want to write below the neck!

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