Dad and uncle fight every day

My dad said it would definitely make my grandma better.My mother refused at first, and committed suicide. She was slapped by my grandpa and knelt in front of grandma's bed, and she passed out.That's how my mother got married. "

Hu Jinran probably understood the next development of the plot, he just lowered his head and listened to what Zhang Qiu said.

Zhangchou continued: "I don't care if that scum is called Dad. What's the use of him? He gambled and drank too much, beat my mother all day long when he was out of work, and said she was a scumbag, and took away his luck. Our rural area is small. When we drink, we always bring a bottle to pick it up by ourselves, and then weigh the money. Occasionally, when people drink too much scum, they throw the beer bottle on the ground, saying that my mother did it, smashing his bottle, and then At noon, my mother was forced to kneel in the yard. How do you think my ears were hurt? It was because he punched the eardrum perforated."

Hu Jinran: "Aren't you going to have an operation?"

Zhangchou looked at him: "Where do you think I got the money for the surgery? Now that I've recovered a little bit, I sometimes can't hear clearly, so I need to wear earphones. At that time, he was arguing with the doctor, and the examination fee was a bit expensive, enough for him to drink." After drinking for a week, he smashed the doctor. My mother was timid, and she refused to have sex with him at first, so she was dragged by her hair and beat me. My mother covered her mouth and didn't cry out, for fear that he would beat him harder when he heard the crying."

Hu Jinran was a little anxious after hearing this: "I can't leave like this? This must be enough to be a minor injury!"

Zhangchou was trembling all over: "Li? Don't even think about it! I have been to the neighborhood committee several times, and the police station begged them to arrest the scum. Did you know that she was beaten to death?! My aunt, the one my mother likes, she later found out that my mother liked her, and she became anxious herself. It's not fucking talking about family affairs, you can't interfere!"

Hu Jinran couldn't hold back and patted his head: "What about now?"

Zhangchou's expression was very indifferent, his eyes were bright, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth: "My mother killed the scum, I think he deserved it."

A gust of wind blew past the window, Hu Jinran rubbed his eyes: "emmm... I feel like there is something behind you?"

Zhangchou turned around and took a look: "What is it?"

Hu Jinran pulled him into her arms: "Damn!"

He saw a shadow behind Zhang Chou, holding something in his hand, about to smash it at him.

Zhangchou was a little puzzled: "What the hell are you doing?!"

Hu Jinran: "You can't see?! You have two fucking shadows!"

Zhangchou walked to the light, looked left and right and looked at himself alone: ​​"Are you fucking nonsense?!"

Hu Jinran was very wronged: "Really! I know you don't believe this, but I still believe it! I saw a shadow holding something and trying to hit you, and after I dragged you over, he disappeared!"

Zhangchou was silent for a while: "Really? Is that scumbag?!"

Hu Jinran shook his head: "I don't know! But I feel that there may be other things on you."

Zhangchou: "Hmph! Where did he appear on my side just now?"

Hu Jinran thought for a moment: "The left side of your shadow."

Zhangchou stepped on the left side of his shadow, and chopped it twice: "You fucking scum! Beat your wife and children! Killed my aunt! Get out of the trash! Go to hell early!"

Hu Jinran was shocked: "What? He not only beat you and your mother, but also killed your aunt?"

Zhangchou glared at him viciously: "Nonsense! Otherwise, why would my mother kill him! My aunt later took me to the hospital to see a doctor, bought things for both of us, and even bribed the bartender to steal my mother's ID card and household registration book. He wanted to bring the two of us out! The result was this scum! He beat my aunt to death after drinking too much! My mother went crazy and killed him with a hoe! Sentenced to 15 years!"

Hu Jinran hurried over and stomped on her, "Although I drank too much, I beat my ex-wife. Compared to him, he is nothing like a human being!"

The two of them stepped on for quite a while, and Hu Jinran took a look: "It's gone, it's gone, did you step on it? He won't hurt you, will he?"

Zhangchou's expression was very serious: "If he dares to harm me, I will immediately invite monks and Taoist priests to burn him to death!"

Hu Jinran stood there and applauded: "Could you call me when you burn him? I want to see it too."

Zhangchou scolded him: "What a fart! It's not about your family!"

Hu Jinran was very aggrieved: "Why the hell are you so fierce?! I'm on the same front with you now!"

Zhangchou: "Don't you fucking want to fuck me?! Go to your mother's front!"

Hu Jinran hesitated for a moment: "If you don't believe in other gods, do you believe in Yuelao?"

Zhangchou: "I don't believe it, that old man is messing around anyway, what the hell is a few red lines, I haven't seen it until now... Hey, what is this?"

The cloth bag from before appeared again at his feet, and Zhangchou bent down to pick it up: "Isn't this your fucking thing? Last time you said it was drawn by your daughter, why do you still carry it with you? It's so paternal." ?"

Hu Jinran thought for a while and quickly confessed, "Is there still time for me to tell the truth?"

Zhangchou tilted his head: "What did you say?"

Five minutes later, Hu Jinran covered his face: "Damn it, what I said is true!"

Zhangchou clenched his fists: "Then please tell that old man that I don't like you!"

Hu Jinran became anxious at this time, and slapped the wall and shouted: "You fucking say it again?! Why is I not good enough for you!"

Zhangchou patted the escalator: "You are a fucking straight man! You still have a daughter! Can't you remarry your ex-wife!"

Hu Jinran's expression was very serious: "Let me just say this, I suspect that my ex-wife also cheated on the marriage at the beginning, and when they got divorced, she didn't want anything, neither her daughter nor money."

Zhangchou was very puzzled: "Then why did she lie to you? Do you think she is still a cheating marriage once she got locked up for you?! Are you so confident in your own love!"

Hu Jinran yelled at him: "She needs a process, do you understand! She got married to deal with her father, and her father only had her as a daughter, so it's impossible not to get married, so she said to get a license after the third blind date with me. ! I thought my personality would be so fucking strong!"

Zhangchou: "Ah... did you play so much at that time?!"

Hu Jinran sat on the stairs: "I was considered a half-mom boy at the time, and my mother was at home telling me what to do. Later, I bought a house and moved out, thinking that it would calm down. Later, after less than a year of marriage, she became pregnant, and we It was right to calculate the date, so I started to hire a confinement nanny. During the pregnancy, someone recommended a doctor to me. He said that he could read Feng Shui to see the fortune. He was very accurate and the price was very reasonable. Take me there and ask for this doctor."

Zhangchou: "Is it so weird for a doctor to look at Feng Shui?"

Hu Jinran looked at him: "Don't tell me, this doctor is really good. He was re-employed by a private hospital, and he usually does surgery. Then he asked me a question, love or fortune, which one do I want? I thought , I have a wife and children. Although the family is not harmonious, it is not bad. It is a year of loss. I feel a little distressed. I said that I want to get rich. He charged me 200 yuan as a pen fee, please A talisman, a fortune talisman. Hold the pillow under the pillow and sleep for three days in a row. If you can see the God of Wealth in your dream, you will be safe. I think 200 yuan is not expensive anyway. You have to donate to any temple to start 888, so I took it out. As a result, I dreamed of the God of Wealth on the first night, and the God of Wealth had a bruised nose and a swollen face, so I didn’t dare to ask him. The next day I went to see the doctor, and the doctor said that the God of Wealth knew about it. I let go of my business. At that time, few people dared to do entertainment. I went to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to apply. It was like that. I was busy with entertainment, and the money was rolling like a snowball. What about my liver? It’s not as good as it is every day, drinking alcohol. Later, my mother and my ex-wife were at odds with each other. They installed a secretary for me. I couldn’t get hard after drinking too much. The secretary took off my clothes and posed for pictures. , sent it to my ex-wife."

Zhangchou covered his face: "Are you so fucking exciting, now?"

Hu Jinran sighed and patted him on the shoulder: "Now I'm going to ask the doctor to change a talisman for me. The doctor said that Yuelao and the God of Wealth were not compatible, and that the fortune talisman I asked for before was still effective. If I insisted on asking for a love talisman, it might be a bit small." Tribulation. In the end, I hired it, and you fucking picked it up, what can I do?"

Zhangchou looked at the cloth bag expressionlessly: "That's the fucking thing?! But the last time I opened it was to be careful of the candle!"

Hu Jinran: "Maybe this is Schrödinger's love talisman, who knows what's in it, open it now and have a look?"

Zhangchou's curiosity was now aroused: "Okay! Just drive it! At worst, I'll have another fucking fight with you!"

He opened the cloth bag, and there was still a note inside. The two of them looked at the note together, and there was only one sentence on it: Another bottle.

Zhangchou looked confused: "What the hell? Is this a fucking drink? Buy one get one free when you open the lid?! Is Yuelao messing around like this?!"

Hu Jinran was also very confused: "I suspect there is some meaning in it! I'll go ask and tell you tomorrow!"

Zhangchou patted him on the shoulder: "I can tell you brother, it's my bad luck that you fucking like me. I can't even look at your face. Otherwise, I'll wait for your daughter."

Hu Jinran slapped him across the face: "Fuck you!"

The two of them quarreled for a while and finally climbed to the office. Zhang Qiu took the bag and it was much faster to go downstairs. Hu Jinran went to the security hall to get his ID.